Little Bubbles: “Big Brother!”
Twister: “Big brother!”
Nei Nei siblings: “Big brother!”
Clip sh*t Crawler was overjoyed, he had finally become a real big brother, share the eggs ah share the eggs, you a piece he a piece ……
The dads applauded, the children knew how to share.
Eggs quickly divided, clip sh*t crawling child himself left a piece of …… the smallest.
The small mouth will be deflated, clip sh*t crawling child aggrieved Baba looked at the hand of the nail cap size of the egg, and look at Li Tiezhu: “Godfather ……”.
Dads see the situation happy and immoral.
Li Tiezhu said: “Now know that big brother is not good when it? Big brother has to take care of the little brother ah, eat small pieces yourself. Do you still want to be a big brother?”
Clip sh*t Crawler ate the egg white in one bite, shook his head, then nodded again.
Li Tiezhu: “This question is too profound, you leave it to think slowly, no need to tell me the answer right away.”
Of course, Crawler didn’t understand, and was at a loss.
Du Da Eye was also bewildered: “Still profound, what’s so profound? Big brother himself will not share things, of course, he first bite before sharing! Haha ……”
Deng Lu’en nodded his head and agreed with a smile.
Liu Dazhuang said, “You guys this is not right, our big brother back then is the kind of big brother in the Xiangjiang film, out to mix righteousness, is to cover their own little brother, right?”
The village chief nodded, “Right! The memories and understanding of an era are different. Tie Zhu, what kind of big brother is in your eyes? Do you have a big brother?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes.”
Didn’t say any more, because someone as stupid as him knew that this was not the right occasion to talk about this.
Village Chief: “Your big brother shouldn’t be big brother, right? Your master?”
Li Tiezhu didn’t hold back, “Hee hee …… err! No.”
Soon, the evening game ended, and everyone started to prepare the evening meal in the courtyard where the game was recorded, because …… there was an electric grill here.
Li Tiezhu skilfully cut the mutton into pieces and marinated it, while the others were responsible for skewering the mutton. Li Tiezhu also took scissors and cut the snails, and quickly prepared the side dishes. Then life, burn firewood, hot pan and oil ……
Before long, Li Tiezhu took out a large pot of perilla fried field snails, and in the courtyard, the village chief and Du Daoyuan had already roasted the mutton.
The children each had a bottle of yoghurt, and the adults had a bottle of beer, and the atmosphere suddenly got high.
However, since the village head’s craftsmanship was too anti-human, Li Tiezhu once again tied his apron under the limelight, and his skilful barbecuing skills and dashing grace when sprinkling cumin once again conquered a crowd of foodie friends.
The dads applauded, then quickly lowered their heads to pick the snails with toothpicks too perfunctorily.
Clip sh*t Crawler picked five snails and put them in a bowl, took the bowl and chopsticks and came over to feed Li Tiezhu, smilingly said: ”Godfather! The snails are so delicious, here you go~”
The other dads were sour and hinted that their children were feeding themselves the snails.
Li Tiezhu handed a bunch of freshly roasted lamb skewers without chilli to Clip sh*t Crawl, took the bowl and said, “I’ll do it, feel free!”
Saying this, he tilted his head and inhaled five snail meat storms.
Clip sh*t Crawler took the bowl, nibbled on the fragrant lamb kebabs, and bounced away.
Pop-up:
“What did I say? Wherever Li Tiezhu goes is a mushroom house.”
“Turn all variety shows into food shows all together.”
“If Tie Zhu was a bit more handsome, it would really be invincible.”
“Joke, does Li Tiezhu need face value?”
“He’s still a global superstar with his looks, his albums are sold out in North America.”
“Being more handsome won’t add much.”
“Who likes handsome men?”
“The sh*t-crawler is also too warm! The number one warm man.”
“Brother Chicken is crying in the toilet.”
“Watching the programme, I silently opened my phone and placed an order for grilled lamb kebabs.”
“Since I became a fan of Li Tiezhu, my mother has gained ten pounds!”
“Song Zhu’er: me too.”
“Haha! Indeed Song Zhu’er has rounded up a lot in the past two years!”
……
It was already two weeks later when the programme was broadcast.
Chicken’s family watched the programme at their home in Xiangjiang, they could still endure in the front, when they saw Clip sh*t Crawl picking snails for Li Tiezhu to eat, Chicken finally couldn’t hold back and said sourly:
“Why? Clip sh*t crawling children have not even peeled something for me to eat, or five ……”
Sister Cai: “Ask your son yourself, why ask me?”
Chicken glanced at his son who was giggling and watching TV, and skimmed his mouth, “Forget it, Li Tiezhu will drop his head well, they said.”
Sister Cai rolled her eyes enormously, “Clip sh*t Crawler, why did you feed your godfather field snails?”
Clip sh*t crawler: “Because you he is very fortunate ah! And …… I like him.”
Sister Cai instantly came to life: “You like your godfather more than your dull enemy, right?”
Clip sh*t Crawler skimmed his old father, “Yeah, ah …… right.”
Chicken frowned, “Why?”
Clip sh*t Crawler’s hand danced, “Because, because Godfather also falls down and gets hurt, and Godfather also plays with mud and catches snails, and he fights with me with sticks, and, and he also gets his clothes dirty …… and he’s not mean to me……Most of all, he knows a lot of Au Tau, and he knows every Au Tau’s stance ……”
Sister Cai looks at Chicken: “Get it?”
Chicken: “Get what?”
Sister Cai sneers, “I don’t know what’s the point of pretending to be cool in front of your son all day long. Demented Line! There’s a word in the Mainland called grounding.”
Chicken: “I also come from a poor background! Poorer than Li Tiezhu.”
Sister Cai’s tone suddenly softened: “You still know he’s bitter? You were not a fool when you first started out, why did you lie to Tie Zhu? Why can’t you worship your godfather properly? You have to make it a forced marriage!”
Chicken goaded, lowered his head and muttered: “This positive power is a little higher, I did not lie to him.”
Sister Cai: “You dare to say that you let the sh*t crawl child to recognize him as godfather, not in order to leave a way for his son? Do you think we’re too old and Shizi Crawler is too young?”
Chicken immediately felt uncomfortable, scratching left and right, skimming his mouth and tilting his head, “If you say so, I’ll take a bath.”
Sister Cai rolled her eyes and shook her head, saying in her heart that men are really stupid! I don’t know that people Song Zhu’er ghostly, has long been a hole as if to see the fire, just people don’t mind. Other than that, the chicken bullied Li Tiezhu honestly is not right.
Seeing that the dull enemy has left, clip sh*t crawling child came over and said, “Mummy ah, next time can you still let godfather take me to the programme?”
Sister Cai: “Why?”
Clip Poop Crawler: “Godfather’s cooking is so delicious, and Godfather also taught me to be a big brother, and that being a big brother means sharing and taking responsibility.”
Sister Cai was surprised to look at her son, he is only four years old ah.
Clip sh*t crawling child seriously thought about it, said: “To be capable of doing, and then go to help others, help the disabled, the elderly and the little potty who can not afford to read ……”
Sister Cai hugged Clip sh*t Crawler: “You dull enemy finally did a human thing.”
At this time, the TV is playing to the barbecue party dispersed, Li Tiezhu carry clip sh*t crawler home, and then skilfully make a fire to boil water to clip sh*t crawler wash his face, wash his feet, change pajamas, rinse the milk, change the diaper, tell stories to coax him to sleep.
Then there were several other families, all fumbling to boil hot water.
Seeing this scene, Sister Cai was impressed, Song Zhu’er is so lucky! Unlike my family this, once home with the wild boar downhill like …… to the son is an arch.
This, the light speed bathing gong method great success of the mountain chicken after bathing came out, and then …… rushed to clip the sh*t crawling children on the pounce ……
Sister Cai sent a WeChat to Songzhuer: “This one in my house is as hopeless as a wild boar!”
Pine Bamboo Er: “This one in my house is a donkey.”
Sister Cai said in her heart, Tiezhu is really quite dull in private, so that balances it out slightly.
……
The second day of recording the programme, Li Tiezhu got up early in the morning, after washing up and did not go for a run, wearing headphones to make music arrangements, not a bought song, it is an interlude in “Lost in Transit”, buy the film comes with it.
By seven thirty, the clip sh*t crawler is still not awake.
Li Tiezhu knew that he was leaving at eight thirty to record the programme, so he put down the tablet to make breakfast.
Dunked soup dumplings, egg pancakes, and eight treasure congee.
Although there are only three items, it instantly compares the other dads.
Seeing that Clip sh*t Crawler is still not awake, Li Tiezhu’s technique is itchy, and he made a few more hand rolled noodles, and then took out his mobile phone to send a message to Deng Lu’en and the village chief, inviting them to come over for breakfast.
After getting ready, it was already past eight o’clock, and Li Tiezhu went to wake up Shizi Crawler.
Clip sh*t crawler confused, Li Tiezhu give him to take off the diaper, I go, foot and two and a half pounds it?
After changing his clothes, he was carried out to wash his face and then came to his senses.
The other two families also came, we ate breakfast together.
Then, it’s off to record the programme.
Morning afternoon evening, three recording sessions, none of them long, go early and finish early, still a bit sunny at noon.
This time it was a very strange task, or adults and children are separated. A few dads changed into dart master costumes to learn martial arts, while the small pots of friends are divided into two waves, a wave to go to the bank to settle accounts, a wave of the play up to break the case of the play, which clip the sh*t creeper as the big brother, naturally, when the magistrate.
The first case, breaking the case of a little girl’s parents at home swiping mobile phones, do not play with her, when everyone looked at clip sh*t crawler, big brother is very calm.
“Chop!”
Clip sh*t Crawler threw a sign down.
A group of people almost laughed like crazy, the little girl who played the victim, acting skills have always been online, this time also did not tense up, laughing and spraying.
Everyone has advised, not so not so, re-sentence one.
Clip sh*t crawler: “Then I do not know.”
Master: “Then do you think the little friend is right, or her mum and dad?”
Clip sh*t Crawler suddenly breaks into a strange grin, “Chocolate!”
Huh?
Then the showrunner intervenes, damn the chocolate is here, let him freehand it any longer and it might be popcorn.
With a reminder from the showrunner, Clip sh*t Crawler said, “No more mobile phones.”
The two actors immediately confessed, acting ninth-rate.
Clip sh*t Crawler: “OK! Call me big brother and you guys can go.”
Male actor: “Big brother!”
Female Actor: “Thanks big brother!”
The dart board side is a bit weird, a row of dads with spiked hats, squatting in a row, beautifully called Za Ma Bu, there are also needles under the buttocks, and breaking the balloons above or below is considered to be a loss.
Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but spit out: “Village Chief, this is not Zamabu, this posture, is squatting big ah? Five people squatting in a row, it should be an old public toilet.”
Village Chief: “Don’t talk nonsense.”
Li Tiezhu looked at Deng Lu’en: “Brother! Pulling for a long time, right? Constipation or leaping thin ah? Huh! Listen to the sound like leap thin ah, also with gas sound.”
Deng Lu’en broke in seconds, a buttock to the balloon sat burst: “Heh heh …… village chief, Li Tiezhu trick!”
Playing variety, Li Tiezhu is the real big brother.