Bar Ki ~
Liu Xiaohua seems to hear the sound of a broken dream, the original king of the flow that we have been pursuing, has secretly become a fat paper, the decree lines are obvious, the crow s feet are deep, let s just say that the difference between the refined picture and the raw picture, but the most crucial thing is that …… he is surprisingly not cool at all!
Because, Deer Haney wearing military coat flip-flops.
We can tolerate your “cheating” Guan Shuang Shuang, but can not look straight at your handsome face under the pair of blue flip-flops ah.
Preparing to go to make-up Li Tiezhu, saw the stone like Liu Xiaohua, asked: “What are you doing?”
Liu Xiaohua: “Look at the sunset in the sky, that is my lost youth.”
Li Tiezhu said: “It’s morning, and you’re so ugly, what kind of bullsh*t youth? Ugly cunts like us are not qualified to talk about youth.”
Said, also ignoring this nervous girl, Li Tiezhu went to change the costume to go.
Half an hour later, Li Tiezhu, who was dressed in an earthy costume carrying a huge old-fashioned cowboy backpack, walked back, and all the actors were ready, the time came to ten o’clock, and the shooting was going to start.
Star Chow and Deer Ha Ni walked over shoulder to shoulder, looking quite happy chatting.
Deer Hani’s makeup is exquisite, especially the half-length hair is meticulously cleaned, a slim-fitting leather jacket, carrying a guitar, looks like a literally youthful model, and has regained a few points of the peak of the idol’s style.
Liu Xiaohua’s youth is back, holding a mobile phone a card eraser.
Star Chow’s dress is even more desperate, a dirty work clothes, a tattered duck tongue cap, the skin on his face is dull, looks very much like an ordinary struggling old driver in the whirlpool of life. The make-up was reminiscent of his aura in Seven of the Yangtze, however, it was even more pale and weathered than that.
If one did not look closely, one could not even recognise him at first glance.
Li Tiezhu was secretly happy in his heart, but his face collapsed and asked, “Have you read the script? Can you memorise the lines? Is the cast for you to chat?”
Heh! It’s so cool!
Deer Ha Ni: “I memorised it a long time ago.”
Star Chow: “Watched it once.”
Li Tiezhu: “Is watching it once enough? Have you thought through the logic of the characters’ behaviour? Did you understand the emotional progression of the lines?”
Star Chow: “I changed all your scripts for you, I know better than you.”
Li Tiezhu was dumbfounded: “…… but …… but we changed it later.”
Star Chow: “Read it, changed it in general.”
Li Tiezhu said, “I don’t blame you if you don’t understand, go to the side and pantomime the lines, all departments are ready, the seventh scene of the first mirror the first test shot. Assistant director ……”
Star Chow leaned to the side of the bus, took out a cigarette, handed Deer Hani a cigarette, himself also took a cigarette, found that Liu Xiaohua, who was close at hand, did not grunt, which then lit and inhaled fiercely.
Deer Haney also lit a cigarette and said: “After Sir Alex Ferguson left, our team is really difficult ……”
Star of the Week: “Muninho also took three championships in the first season, year after year to buy people, the results are still not as good as a year.”
Deer Hani said, “This season is even worse, the locker room conflicts also broke out, it is estimated that the fast dismissal.”
Star Chow: “Alas, obviously last year was still the UEFA Champions ……”
The two long and short sighs, seem to be very compatible, mainly because just now the two people chat, found that everyone’s home team is the Red Devils Manchester United, suddenly like seeing relatives, chatting can be a good match.
Deer Hani threw away his cigarette and said, “In fact, I think Mu Shuai is not suitable for our team, his tactics and playing style is too ugly!”
Star of the Week: “That’s right, that puffer will actually lose to Tottenham Hotspur, rotten to the core ……”
Li Tiezhu returned from checking the work of various departments, and bumped into those two chatting, thought nothing of it and said: “No talking! Are you here to film or to talk about basketball?”
Deer Hani: “No basketball chat.”
Li Tiezhu said: “I have heard, nba well, Tottenham Hotspur team! Duncan Ginobili or something, I know more than you! Okay, you can shut up now. On my film set, you have to follow the rules! It’s an actor’s self-cultivation.”
Deer Ha Ni rewarded him with a hidden middle finger.
Star Chow didn’t get angry, but leaned his head against the car and continued to smoke, thinking in his heart, “You puffer! A tiger doesn’t send out a cat, do you think I’m critically ill? We’ll see!
Other people saw Li Tiezhu training Star Chow and Deer Ha Ni, but also just snickered, everyone has heard, some time ago Li Tiezhu in the “Kung Fu” film crew was tortured by Star Chow, it is obvious that this is a blatant revenge.
After all, Li Tiezhu never disciplined people on weekdays, because he begged for nothing and didn’t care about anything.
“Good! All departments prepare, Love Nemesis!”
At Li Tiezhu’s order, the first shot of this scene opened.
This was the shot of Li Success going to take the bus.
Because the assistant director had rehearsed with the group of actors many times in advance, everyone got into the mood at the start.
Star Chow didn’t enter the country, but shouted in a freshly learnt voice, “To Jiangkou, fifteen dollars a person, to Jiangkou ……”
Li Shengcheng walked through the crowd towards the bus with his suitcase.
An older woman pestered Li Success with a sign made of cardboard shells, “Staying? Do you want to stay in a hotel? Clean and hygienic, breakfast is included, and there is wifi and bathroom.”
Li Success: “No, no!”
Star Chow: “People will leave when it’s full!”
Auntie: “You can also access the internet, boss, do you live there?”
Li Chenggong finally came to the driver, Star Chow: “Master, your car to Changsha?”
Star Chow was leaning against the car door, holding a cigarette, squinting his eyes, his hand with inferior white gloves was scratching his arse, and in a split second, he grabbed all the f*cking drama.
He only glanced at Li Success before turning his gaze away and starting to speak, the cigarette in his mouth extremely arrogantly stuck to his upper lip, not falling off no matter how he spoke:
“Only to Jiangkou, to Changsha ah? To Jiangkou to transfer the long-distance bus!”
Star Chow’s accent is getting more and more substandard, after all, this one even speaks poor Mandarin, at a glance there is little linguistic talent. But it doesn’t matter, wait for him to finish filming, and then let him go to the recording, record the most authentic Ebei dialect, so as not to delay the process of the film crew.
Li Success asked again, “Then are there any other cars here?”
Star Chow didn’t answer right away, but spat out his eyes and stuck a rhythm, taking up the scene perfectly, before rolling out his dead fish eyes like an axe gang boss and saying:
“Just this one car, take it if you want to, forget it if you don’t.”
Li Shengcheng was a bit hesitant.
Auntie: “Boss, live in our shop, it is very convenient twenty-four hour hot water. You can access the internet, boss, stay in our shop.”
Li Chenggong was forced into the car by Big Mother: “Don’t live! Don’t live!”
Big Mum: “Boss ……”
Star Chow: “Card!”
Xu Shanqian: “Do not live line not …… ah? Card?”
Not only was Xu Shanqian confused, but others were also confused, such as Tao Hong, Sun Hip Hip and Li Tiezhu.
Especially the director Li Tiezhu, he felt that the performance was quite good, how did it get stuck? And it was Star Chow who shouted, could it be that Star Chow felt he didn’t play well, so he asked for a repeat performance?
That can also be fulfilled, originally Li Tiezhu was racking his brain to pick Star Chow’s thorns.
Li Tiezhu said, “Master Star, you also think this part doesn’t work right?”
Star Chow: “Of course not!”
Li Tiezhu: “Originally I was going to be stuck as well, since you found it too ……”
Star Chow: “There’s no problem in the front, the interaction between this big sister and Li Success at the back ends without dramatic tension, it’s too general.”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re talking about this? I thought you said you acted yourself ……”
Star Chow removed her duck-tongued cap and stroked her long hair, “I acted well I certainly know! But this is not important, the important thing is that the big sister pestered Li Success all the way, so simple a few sentences I do not live to end, it seems boring.”
Boring?
The group of people felt that the scene was okay ah, after all, it was very real.
Xu Shanqian asked Star Chow, “Then how is it going to be acted?”
Star Chow pulled Xu Shanqian off the bus and pulled over Big Sister, saying, “It’s not a matter of how it’s going to be acted out, it’s that the structure of the plot isn’t full! You guys like this, he said not to stay in the shop, big sister you don’t rehash or that a few sentences there is hot water can be online, you have to come up with something new to attract him, such as you so ……”
Li Tiezhu: “What? Temporarily change the plot to change the lines ah? This affects ……”
Star Chow waved his hand, “Come over here, learn it well, but don’t talk, don’t affect me directing the play, understand?”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m the director.”
Star Chow: “Bring me a bottle of water.”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh.”
Then, Star Chow began to dance to Xu Shanqian and big sister to tell the play, fluttering and exaggerated to the extreme, and then also personally perform once. Li Tiezhu wanted to open his mouth to interrupt several times, but was suppressed by Star Chow’s strong suppression, and had no right to speak at all.
After a while, Star Chow clapped his hands: ”Alright! Attention all departments, let’s do it again, starting from before we get on the car.”
Star Chow returned to his position first, holding his cigarette without speaking.
After getting guidance from Master Star, Auntie’s battle strength skyrocketed, pulling on Li Success’s sleeve: “Boss stay in the shop, twenty-four hour hot water, and beautiful technician one-on-one service.”
Li Chenggong struggled, “Don’t live ah! It’s too late.”
Auntie grinned, like the archery lady in Mermaid, after all, it was all taught by Star Chow’s hand, she smiled like a flower: “It’s not too late, boss, you don’t look too well, you should be able to make it in time.”
Li Chenggong broke away from the car and turned back to say angrily, “How am I not in good health?”
Big Mum bristled, “One look at your kidneys and they’re not good!”
Then, Big Mother walked away in disgust.
Li Chenggong hung on the car door and shouted, “My kidneys are fine!”
Star Chow stretched out his hand.
Li Chenggong: “What for?”
Star Chow: “If you have good kidneys, you don’t have to pay for a ride?”
Li Chenggong touched his wallet.
Star Chow: “Card! Perfect, next game, Li Tiezhu go over there and walk over, go quickly.”
Li Tiezhu still wanted to nitpick that the scene just now involved pornography, but he was so dominated that he could do nothing about it and acted in a daze.
Niu Geng looked around the crowd with a bewildered face.
Auntie: “Want to stay? There’s ……”
Niu Geng stretches his head: “What’s there?”
Big Aunt tossed Niu Geng away, “Go catch your bus, nerves! This kidney is too good to lose money ……”
Niu Geng stumbles and hits the back of the car head on.
Bang!
Niu Geng scratches his head and looks up to see the big sign on the back of the car, it’s a car to Jiangkou.
Star Chow: “Card! Very good, over, add chicken legs to that big sister just now and seal two hundred red packets. Prepare for the next scene, all departments hurry up and get ready, the assistant director coordinates the group actors into position. Irrelevant people, all walk away.”
Li Tiezhu is still scratching his head, what’s wrong? I also wanted to take the opportunity to sanction Star Chow, how did I get sanctioned in reverse? This isn’t a performance? This is clearly here to be the director of Taishang!
The script has been changed by him, is it okay?