Star Chow’s changed plot was too nonsensical, Li Tie Zhu was a bit worried, but Star Chow didn’t give him a chance to plead his case at all and told him to go read the script to the side.
Star Chow has become the tyrant of the film set again, even though this is not his film set, but when he is strong, even Li Tie Zhu can’t stand up to him.
Li Tiezhu held his anger in his heart and found Tao Hong: “Auntie, he is usurping the throne! Change my good film into a mess.”
Tao Hong spread his hands: “That …… is no way.”
Who dares to care?
Li Tiezhu: “But the plot he made is too nonsensical, right? The style doesn’t match ah!”
Tao Hong: “In fact, it’s quite compatible, think about it, your previous style of this script was not like this, but the style was changed by Star Chow once obviously much more cheerful. Moreover, the ‘computer you know’ you changed at the airport and having Chicken Brothers father and son selling mobile phones and squatting and chewing scallion pancakes in the back would have been nonsensical enough.”
Li Tiezhu: “Erm ……”
Tao Hong: “Star Chow guide really better than you, you ah, is not angry right?”
Li Tiezhu did not speak, rolling out Xu Sanduo’s big white eyes.
Tao Hong laughed: “What are you angry about? Star Chow appointed you as the number one actor, and came to give you a free cameo, and even helped you to change the play and direct the play, who in the country has this treatment? He hasn’t given a cameo to anyone in 20 years, what more do you want? If he directs the film, the quality of the film will definitely not be bad, it may be even better. In addition, let’s take a video of him directing the film and put it on Jitterbug.”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh …… this can be there!”
Tao Hong: “At that time, let’s add a title to the film, guest director – Star Chow. In this way, our low-budget film, immediately high grade!”
Li Tiezhu: “No, change it to Director Taishang, humph! I want the whole country to see his ugly face.”
“Good!”
“Right, at night, Auntie pay attention to cooperate, I’m going to pit him for a big meal, I’m so angry. This is my territory ah ……”
Tao Hong: “Well well well, go get ready, or else Master Star will find you in trouble again.”
Li Tiezhu gave an oh-so-quiet sound and puffed away.
Tao Hong was dumbfounded, this guy was really in a state of bliss!
On the surface, Star Chow did treat him with a face that was not a nose, but then looking at the things Star Chow did, one would find it to be the other extreme, the degree of devotion to this film could be said to be nothing less than the best.
What’s more, after the film has Star Chow’s name on it, the level of influence has skyrocketed, so what’s the point of being a little angry?
Tao Hong thought, if I were Li Tiezhu, I would kneel down and call my father.
Li Tiezhu came to the car, found that Star Chow is guiding Xu Shanqian and Deer Hani to shoot the scene of a chance encounter in the car, the same voice and form, the same demonstration of performance, can be said to be very devoted.
Li Tiezhu skimmed his mouth and whispered, “Pretender!”
Star Chow stepped back and shouted, “All departments in position, group acting ready, love nemesis!”
Deer Hani saw Xu Shanqiang and greeted him with a smile, “Eh? Such a coincidence!”
Xu Shanqian nodded, “Ah! You didn’t stay at the hotel either?”
Deer Ha Ni: “Time ran out.”
Xu Shanqiang laughed awkwardly and carried the suitcase towards the passenger side, muttering, “Young people are just good with their kidneys.”
Deer Ha Ni looked down at his waist.
“Ka! Very good.”
Star Chow applauded in a rare moment.
Xu Shanqiang stood up, “Not bad, right? Master Star?”
Star Chow nodded, “Very good, Xu Shanqian, right? You are a very good comedian with your own style! However, it could be a bit more daring.”
Xu Shanqiang nodded like a schoolboy, “Yes!”
Deer Ha Ni asked, “What about me? Master Star?”
Star Chow: “Sing well! Making music is a promising career.”
Deer Ha Ni: “Master Star, I suspect you’re scolding me.”
Star Chow: “Don’t doubt it.”
Deer Ha Ni: “……”
The others laughed out loud, what happened to the promised Star Chow not smiling on set? He is obviously very open-minded and has a great sense of humour.
Only Li Tiezhu and Deer Ha Ni didn’t find it humorous.
Deer Ha Ni struggled, “Master Star, I think I can still be salvaged.”
Master Star: “Don’t want it?”
Deerhani: “That part just now, I …… I’ll play it again?”
Star Chow laughed awkwardly and impolitely, “No need! This film doesn’t need your superb acting skills, it needs a sense of comedy, which you don’t have. So, be a good vase! That’s how this characterisation works.”
Deer Ha Ni was a bit lost, at least we are all on the same team embracing Lei, more or less leave some face, right?
But Star Chow has never known to be a human being to leave a thread, otherwise he would not have offended so many people, if only to distinguish whether they are human beings by their biological attributes.
Li Tiezhu felt that the topic about the kidney was a bit sensitive and wanted to say a few words, “Actually, I think it ……”
“Go down!”
Star Chow pointed his hand.
Li Tiezhu: “Ah?”
Star Chow pushed Li Tiezhu out of the car, “Put your bag on your back, it’s your turn soon. Attention all departments, film me getting on and closing the door!”
Li Tiezhu still wanted to speak.
Star Chow glared.
Li Tiezhu: Then I go?
In the end, Li Tiezhu grey slipped away, not far away, ran into the watching Liu Xiaohua: “There is a director more miserable than me?”
Liu Xiaohua: “Are you a director? You are a crowd-funded film.”
Li Tiezhu: “Go away! No one is allowed to enter the filming site.”
“Old Zhou, Tie Zhu is being mean to me.”
“Hush! Keep your voice down …… you pay attention not to be photographed.”
On this side, Star Zhou finished filming him getting on the car and closing the door, as well as Li Success looked at the reflector dew, and opened the car window to look back at the camera, and then it was Li Tiezhu’s turn.
Niu Geng dangling steamed bread on the car, put down the huge cowboy backpack, sat next to Deer Hani, the front passenger seat of Li Success lifted the collar to hide.
Niu Geng put down his luggage while giving Deer Ha Ni a greeting, “Big handsome man?”
Deer Hani: “Don’t call me Big Handsome Boy, just call me Liu Zhuangshi. Come on, I’ll help you.”
Niu Geng: “My surname is also Niu, Niu Geng, just call me Niu Dan.”
Deer Hani: “I’m Standing Dagger Liu.”
These shots went back and forth several times, mainly because of Li Tiezhu and Deer Hani’s acting problems, and in the end, Star Chow had turned on hairdryer mode on Li Tiezhu, spraying him with blood.
Li Tiezhu seriously suspected that Star Chow was taking revenge on him, but there was no evidence.
Well, the shots were still taken and the bus departed.
After shooting these shots, two hours passed, and the time came to twelve o’clock.
Star Chow looked around, “Where’s the director? Where’s your floundering director?”
Deer Hani: “He took a sh*t and went, just now when you pushed him off the bus, he was suffocating, wanted to give you the word you didn’t listen, then let him ng a few times, after the act, he rolled the window and ran away.”
Xu Shanqian laughed so hard that he hit his head against the window glass, “Hahaha …… this stupid lack.”
Star Chow: “Throw! Pink sausage! Rotten mud to help the wall!”
Deer Hani intercedes for his brother, “Actually, Tie Zhu is already very good, just not too smart.”
Star Chow ignored him and got out of the car and shouted at Sun Hei Hei and several assistant directors, “What are you waiting for? Let’s eat! You don’t know how to check the time? Aren’t the crew and group actors hungry? Be smart!”
A group of people shrank their necks and ran away, it was indeed time to release the meal.
Star Chow lit a cigarette and came to Liu Xiaohua, who was playing games under the tree in the distance, and showed off, “You can’t handle such a simple film, and you’re still a director! The film world has degenerated, which is like us back then, running five film sets a day ……”
Liu Xiaohua looked up at his cigarette.
Star Chow quickly stepped out the cigarette and pretended to cough: “Cough cough …… fake cigarettes!”
The overbearing Master Star, leaking air.
Li Tiezhu pulled a bubble of fighting sh*t, flew back with his trousers and ran back, and did not go to eat, but took Sun Hip to see the rough cut of this morning’s filming footage, ten or so shots have been edited together, and the length is only two minutes more than one.
After watching, a will to revenge Li Tiezhu can not speak, after Star Chow’s adjustment, this episode looks exaggerated, but very silky, after adding some details, unlike the original as sloppy.
Sun Hip Hip looked at Li Tie Zhu: ”Bean Batch, you have nothing to say this time, right? In terms of comedy films, this one is the ancestor!”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head: “Shooter, I just don’t feel good in my heart!”
Sun Hip-Hip: “Bear with it! He came to give you a cameo and even took the initiative to grab a directing role, do you really not understand why? He is supporting you!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Then …… why doesn’t he let me sh*t?”
Sun Hip thought: “This play is generally considered to be the two of us co-directors, we are all novices, listen to his opinion is correct. Well, eat to go.”
During the meal, Li Tiezhu started to string around again, instigating Sun Heihe, Xu Shanqiang and Deer Hani to pay attention to co-operation in the evening, and make sure to blackmail Star Chow for a big meal.
And Star Chow just accompanied Liu Xiaohua to eat, again serving soup and handing yoghurt, incomparably attentive.
Not far away, Tao Hong picks at his meal and asks Xu Shanqian: “Alas, do you think Star Chow and that Liu Xiaohua, is the relationship not normal?”
Xu Shanqian: “Everyone can see it!”
Tao Hong: “Wow! I can’t believe it at all ah, Master Star’s taste is so unique. Don’t all you old men like young and pretty ones? How come there’s this one, Liu Xiaohua?”
Xu Shanqiang: “Star Chow is raising her like a daughter, you’re full of nastiness!”
Tao Hong blushed: “So ah …… scared me. Eh, not right!”
Xu Shanqian: “What’s wrong again?”
Tao Hong: “Master Star admits goddaughter admits this one, why is your goddaughter so pretty? Why is your goddaughter so beautiful?
Xu Shanqian: “I …… that is the human condition! Relationships in the circle, which have real feelings ah! It’s just a gimmick!”
Tao Hong: “Heh! Man! Chicken leg back to me, yuck!”
Xu Shanqian: “……”
In the afternoon, filming continues, and in the moving car, Li Tiezhu holds a pan and a group of returning migrant workers sing ‘Rich or Poor, Going Home for the New Year’.
Li Shengcheng smiles contemptuously, “Hmph! Cheesy ……”
Then, Li Success put on his headphones, opened his mobile phone, and clicked on an album called Royal High Music to listen to it, as if he was mesmerised.
“Ka! Passed this one. Prepare for the next track!”
Star Chow said.
Xu Shan argued, “Master Star, is it really okay to film like this? Royal Music, the irony is too …… obvious, right? That time Yehenala targeted Li Tiezhu, and Fang Bo and I even went to the show to support Tiezhu, this plot is obviously satirising her. This plot was written by Li Tiezhu, can you change it?”
Star Chow: “Why should I change it? Just curse it! I directed this segment, whoever has an opinion come to me!”