In response to Star Chow’s bullish declaration, Xu Shanqian had to give in, what favour did Li Tiezhu give you? You’re so protective of him? We make films to make money and fame, why do we have to do such things that offend people?
Xu Shanqian is in fact a commoner, a kind of commoner not the same as Li Tiezhu.
Who knows, Star Chow asked again: “Is that what Yehnela is very famous? Even Li Tiezhu dares to bully it?”
Xu Shanqian carefully looked at Zhou Xing’s expression, see he seems to really don’t know Yehe Nara, only then said: “Mainland is quite famous, she is not bullying Li Tiezhu, mainly that time Li Tiezhu has not debut, he is the descendant of eight banners of the royal family, at that time, by mistake on the …… And, her masterpiece you shouldhave heard of it, right? House flower water moon ~”
Star Chow: “Alright! So hard to listen to the royal music, at a glance is not a serious star, do not deserve to come to me. If there’s something wrong, it’s better to tell her to find Li Tiezhu!”
Xu Shanqian: “???”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re the one who talks too much!”
Xu Shanqian: “Did I say something wrong?”
Li Tiezhu was speechless: “They all said I’m a fool, so you’re a fool too.”
Xu Shanqiang said, “I have a big head and am smarter than you!”
Star Chow was just saying that casually, and didn’t mean to shrug it off, because he already knew that Li Tiezhu and the others had taken a video of him, and were going to upload it to Jitterbug. Therefore, this segment is the drama he directed, no one can deny it, and he doesn’t hide from it!
I, Star Chow, have been running across Hong Kong for twenty years, and I have pressed off two big brothers including Li Tiezhu’s own master, I am afraid of you, a descendant of a hundred year old lackey of the packet?
As the saying goes, a lot of debts don’t worry, a lot of lice don’t itch, Star Chow thinks that there are a lot of people hacking me anyway, you Tartar descendant slowly queue up to go.
“What about your late stage?”
Star Chow got out of the car with a cross-eyed look and told the people in the car to sit down.
Sun Hip said, “Film and television post? It’s here, it’s here. You come over! Yes, it’s you! Master Star! What are Master Star’s orders?”
Star Chow sized up the latter part of the film, “You know how to make pictures, don’t you?”
Post: “I know a little.”
Star Chow: “Ten minutes, p an album cover, a picture of a mourning dog wearing a crown eating sh*t on the side of the road, the album title ‘Qing Royal High Music’, the sh*t can be mosaiced, but there should be toilet paper and flies next to it.”
Latter looked sheepishly at Sun Hip-Hip.
Sun Hip Hip was also confused.
Li Tiezhu shouted from the car, “Listen to Master Xing.”
The latter answered and pulled his legs back to the side of the editing car.
Sun Hip Hop’s scalp went numb, “Master Star, what are you doing?”
Star Chow pulled out a cigarette and lit it up, saying, “That cover you guys prepared for what’s called Royal Music, it’s not high-class at all! I’ll give you a new idea, art lies in inspiration!”
Sun Hip Hop: “But ……”
Star Chow exhaled a smoke ring, “There’s nothing but, I designed this segment, when the time comes, you can subtitle it on the screen, I’m solely responsible for it!”
Li Tiezhu gave a thumbs up, “Master Star deserves to be Master Star! Even better than me.”
Star Chow: “What do you count as a lexer?”
Li Tiezhu: “Give me a cigarette.”
Star Chow glared at Li Tie Zhu, but still gave him a cigarette.
Li Tiezhu lit the cigarette, swallowed the clouds, do not know what to say, this matter is considered his personal revenge, but the result is to involve Star Chow, not guilty. However, he seemed to appear particularly agitated, and also made a more insulting music cover, which was excessive.
However, what to say?
Xu Shanqiang also felt that it was inappropriate, and politely said, “Master Star, is it to reshoot the close-up image of me playing the music?”
Star Chow: “Yes! What’s the problem?”
Xu Shanqiang said, “Actually, the one just now was ironic enough, there’s no need to be so direct ……”
Deer Hani also helped: “That’s right, get a dog there is a little suspected …… personal attack …… impact is not good, right?”
Zhou star half of the cigarette did not smoke and lost, suddenly turned around and roared, “Ninety-nine years!”
Xu Shanqian, Li Tiezhu and Deer Hani were confused.
Star Chow: “Ninety-nine years! What the hell do you mainlanders know! It’s because of that gang of Tartars, damned the whole family! We Xiangjiang people have been subhuman for ninety-nine years! A dog is a bargain for them, I’m a small person who can’t do much, can’t I just make a film and let off some steam? ”
Everyone stopped talking, Master Star’s emotional outburst was a bit sudden!
And, you’re taking it out on someone else’s film ……
But Li Tiezhu had no complaints, and even felt that Star Chow’s creativity was broken er Fekete.
In fact, none of the people present understood Star Chow’s psychology, and he himself couldn’t either. It was strange! He originally thought that the damned dynasty had been overthrown for a hundred years, but today he realised that those who call themselves the Eight Banners nobles are still bullying the youth of this nation.
Li Tiezhu such a peasant born, idealistic, temperate and helpful child, on what grounds was he being bullied? Or being bullied by a bunch of relics?
He did not know Li Tiezhu’s past before, just now after guiding that episode, and then asked Liu Xiaohua which is known, suddenly angry.
Perhaps a little over-understanding, but their generation of Xiangjiang Chinese, how can they accept such humiliation? A hundred years is not enough? Do they still have to perpetuate it in the country?
So what if it’s vicious and vulgar?
I, Star Chow, did it!
Bite me!
“Eckstar!”
Xu Shanqiang could only harden his heart and click on the dog-eating-poop screen, which rotated and a line of large letters emerged:
“The Royal High Music of the Qing Dynasty
And he, still enraptured, nodded along with the music.
“Cut! Very good!”
Star Chow has taken over the power, and says to Sun Hip Hop and Tao Hong outside the car, “Put this section on Shake, I did it!”
Li Tiezhu: “No! Change the previous one, this section that I also favoured, Surname Zhou wants to steal my credit.”
Star Chow glanced at Li Tiezhu, rare did not spray him, smiled, pushed Li Tiezhu back to his seat: “Sit down! The next scene continues, all departments prepare!”
In this way, Star Chow directed and acted, and also whether to change the script.
However, he was very measured and would not alter the main line, only enriching some details to make the plot fuller or the laughs fuller. It will not affect him after he left, Li Tiezhu they continue to shoot.
This was the sense of proportion that only a true master had.
After all, if it was his own film, he would have already changed it beyond recognition, and, he still had the ability to round it back, but there was only one Star Chow in this world.
“Eh? Why aren’t you leaving?”
“Master, is your car dead on fire?”
“Ugh! You shut up!”
“Hey! Boss! When did you take this car?”
Star Chow: “This car didn’t die in a fire, the road in front can’t be travelled, it’s blocked!”
The filming continues, and when it comes to the episode where the bus encounters a traffic jam and Li Success instigates the driver to take a shortcut, Star Chow shouts the card again and again and again!
“Na! Li Success said I’ll add money okay? The driver said you are responsible for what happened ah! These two lines you guys are too simple and rough.”
Xu Shan argued slyly, “No ah, I added money. The driver was looking at the money ……”
Star Chow said, “Right! It was the money! But without the money appearing in the shot, it would look a bit fake, and, the dramatic tension laid out in the lines didn’t come out. Also, even if the money is given, it looks weaker back.”
Li Tiezhu: “How come? This is something Uncle Shanqian and I have studied over and over again.”
Star Chow laughed: “Research? It’s good that you guys are happy.”
His old man also started to talk like Liu Xiaohua.
This was a bit of a slap in the face.
Star Chow lit a cigarette on the driver’s seat, thought for a moment, and said, “Let’s do this, come on, baldie, you fill your wallet with some money first, I’ll sort out my hat, let’s do this …….”
Xu Shanqian want to anger and dare not anger, bald how, eat your hair removal cream?
Li Tiezhu, however, listened thoughtfully, and I have to say that this thing of art does require intelligence.
Although Star Chow’s opinion is too nonsensical, but logically speaking, it is surprisingly more in line with common sense and human nature than the behaviour in the film that Li Tiezhu copied from before. It could be seen that even a classic film was a pile of straw paper in front of Star Chow.
“Alright! All departments prepare, next entry, Ekstar!”
Star Chow sat in the driver’s seat, instantly getting into position.
Xu Shanqian: “Rules are dead, people are alive, let’s just take the village road and pass it on!”
Star Chow: “That won’t work! The company has a rule that we have to follow the established route. Otherwise, who will be responsible if something happens?”
Xu Shanqian: “I’m responsible, I’m responsible, okay?”
Star Chow: “What can you afford?”
Xu Shanqian: “I’ll increase the money, okay?”
Star Chow’s head to one side, stretching out his hand is thumb rubbing: “Are you sure you can afford the responsibility?”
Xu Shanqiang race past two hundred yuan: “I’m responsible!”
Star Chow looked back: “You can not afford this responsibility!”
Xu Shanqian shoved another two hundred yuan into the past: “I can afford it!”
Star Chow cunningly said: “You said responsible ah!”
After putting on the hat, a one hundred large banknotes are still fluttering in Star Chow’s ears, but he ignored it with a serious face, which is the standard Zhou’s comedy. To be able to act out embarrassment as someone else’s embarrassment, Star Chow is the only one in the whole world!
Worthy of being the king of comedy!
Li Tiezhu had been swinging his head from side to side in the middle of the two men, which reached out to look at the money in the driver’s hand.
Driver Star Chow put the money into the duck tongue hat, put on the hat, hit the steering wheel sharply, the car drove.
Zhou star also a serious: “Today, there are people like you who are willing to take on people for the general public, is really let me feel very pleased!”
Li Tiezhu was bewildered, it can still be like this?
As a matter of fact, this is the most basic film and television language, when Li Success said to add money, without saying the specific number, the way of transaction or a specific promise, there must be a need for a shot to give the money, otherwise, the transaction will not be established in the eyes of the audience.
Star Chow was well aware of this, and he wouldn’t miss this kind of detail to the extreme.
After loading the money, Star Chow said, “You’re responsible if something goes wrong!”
Li Success: “What can go wrong?”
Li Tiezhu: “Boss, the village people more than ten thousand a ……”
Li Success: “You shut up and sit in the back.”
Next it was time to move the shooting site again, everyone had to move to a village where the villagers had already been contacted to shoot.
The crew was busy.
Deer Ha Ni sipped the milk tea from the programme and said, “Tie Zhu! I feel like this film of yours is going to be hot!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Why?”
Deer Ha Ni looked at Sun Hei Hei who was shaking and raised his eyebrows, “Shooter is shaking! You and Master Star are going to make headlines! It’s hard not to be hot.”
Li Tiezhu lamented, “Yeah! I brought Star Chow to the headlines again, he’s too lucky.”
Deer Hani: “……”