The flirtatiousness is still there, and the dominance is still there. This was the superstar Li Tie Zhu?
The staff and the two contestants were dumbstruck, they all knew that Li Tie Zhu was very rigid and topsy-turvy, but they had never imagined that it would be so bullish.
It really was, a long time ago!
Then, the staff divided the contestants into rehearsal rooms and hurriedly went to report to the director’s team themselves.
By no coincidence, the room that little dirty braid was assigned to was just opposite Li Tiezhu.
“Eh? We’re so close?”
Li Tiezhu entered the door and put down his tablet and bag and walked out, just in time to see the little dirty braid pounding the drums in the opposite room, so he smiled and walked in.
Dirty braid looked around and found that there was no staff, and was a little bit weak.
Li Tiezhu sat down next to Dirty Braid with a butt and asked, “When did you start liking Leng Ba?”
Dirty Braid was suddenly furious, “Five years ago.”
He thought to himself, “Li Tiezhu must be bragging, how is it possible?
At best, at best, Leng Ba had liked him blindly, how could Li Tiezhu, this dirt dog, reject a goddess? I think there must have been a period of time, but it is certainly not possible to have a cat or something, Li Tiezhu must have been scared by my five bets, forced to pretend to be just.
My goddess must have nothing to do with him now, it must be so ……
Li Tiezhu: “What’s your name?”
Dirty braid: “What for? Want to get back at me? My name is Steve! I’m not afraid of you! I’m not afraid of you!”
Li Tiezhu took the programme team’s registration card and the contestant’s ID card: “Shi Shangfei? This name is very meaningful! Thirty years old? You’re still hip-hopping at your age? Still chasing stars?”
Dirty braid snatched back the ID card: “Call me Steve.”
Li Tiezhu: “Do you have an official job? Shi Shangfei?”
Shi Shangfei: “My old name is Steve.”
“Okay Shi Shangfei.”
“Shit!”
“What do you like about Leng Ba?”
“Just love it.”
“So do you have a dream?”
“I …… my dream is, and Leng Ba together play turnip squat, I squat after she squat after she squat after she squat after …… you tube old man! Do not want to talk to you.”
“Turnip squat ah?”
Li Tiezhu took out his mobile phone, thought about it, and said into the phone, “Where is it?”
Shi Shangfei flung a dirty braid, looked at Li Tiezhu strangely, and then his eyes moved to his mobile phone, WeChat interface, Leng Ba’s avatar, the name is a captive cat.
Oops!
Heartache, huge pain!
It must be fake, it must be fake! What gives this bastard the right? My goddess could never, never be a cat!
It’s an illusion!
Illusion!
Hoo-
Shi Shangfei forcefully adjusted his breathing to prevent himself from passing out from anger.
Drip drip drip!
A message came from the opposite side, it was Leng Ba’s voice: “It’s at home in Donghai, because of your nonsense on the programme, people are now afraid to go out to work, Mimi said to let me rest for a month to avoid the wind.”
Crap ah!
It’s really my family goddess!
Shi Shangfei heart a violent convulsion, finished, finished, Li Tiezhu this son of a bitch really do this kind of perverted thing?
No, no!
This voice is really the goddess Lengba’s, but she definitely does not know that her note name was changed to this by this pervert Li Tiezhu, so they should just be friends.
After all, it’s a goddess ah, how could she do such a thing?
Sand sculpture Li Tiezhu, still want to cheat me?
There is no way you can affect my mindset for the competition, when I become a hit in this show, humph! I will definitely go and play carrot squat with my goddess!
Definitely ah!!!
Shi Shangfei stared viciously at Li Tiezhu: ”Are you afraid of me? Because I casually sang a five bet before? Hmph!”
Li Tiezhu: “What crow?”
Shi Shangfei: “……”
Li Tiezhu said to his mobile phone, “Cat, cos a small zombie for master, and then a zombie squat.”
Shi Shangfei’s mouth suddenly opened wide, and he directly shouted catzi! It will definitely be pulled black, right? My goddess is not you this bumpkin can blaspheme?
Tick-tock.
“Master, what zombie squat ah?”
Pa-la ……
Shi Shangfei was struck by lightning, and the whole person was petrified, as if he had lost his soul, and the flower of life had withered.
Li Tiezhu said to the mobile phone, “Watch yourself, the master wants to see.”
Drip drip drip.
“Okay master.”
Li Tiezhu smiled and looked at Shi Shangfei: “Ah! Brother Shi, it’s fate for us to meet each other, I’m here to help you fulfil your wish! Isn’t it just a turnip squat? How simple it is, you don’t have to be too grateful to me.”
Shi Shangfei’s entire body was bad, completely lost in thought.
Li Tiezhu added: “Are you 挼破儿? What a coincidence, I’m also going to write a hip-hop style song today, the one I drew Cang Er.”
Shi Shangfei: “You go!”
Li Tiezhu said, “Isn’t it because I see that you are gifted and exchange ideas with you? Honestly, it’s not the first time I’ve written hip-hop style, but none of it was pure hip-hop before, so, it’s still a bit apprehensive.”
Shi Shangfei stood up, “Staff, staff! I’m going to complain about this guy, he’s interrupting ……”
DDT.
Shi Shangfei stopped talking and stared straight at Li Tiezhu.
Can’t be, can’t be?
My goddess won’t really cos zombie squat, right? How is also a first line actress ah! How can you be like this?
Impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
Li Tiezhu picked up his mobile phone, unlocked it, and opened WeChat.
“Wow!”
Li Tiezhu took a look at the video that Leng Ba sent over and couldn’t help but sigh.
Leng Ba changed a set of cheongsam at home, folded a hat with paper, put a log-coloured napkin on her forehead, rough cos zombie, and bounced a few times, cute.
The voice is even cuter: “Meow meow meow ~”
After watching the video Li Tiezhu found Shi Shangfei was staring at him and said, “Want to watch?”
Shi Shangfei no longer has the hardness of a moment ago, and walked over with a black face, looking at the video of Leng Ba Shanzhai cos zombie in Li Tiezhu’s mobile phone, he really understands everything!
The two of them are really playing this kind of game ah!
My goddess ……
Three views exploded, faith collapsed, and the world ended!
Shi Shangfei’s legs were soft, and he sat on the ground, his eyes were godless: “Why, why? On what grounds ……”
Li Tiezhu said to his mobile phone, “Cat Zi good boy, I’ll take the little zombie you cosplayed today and write it into the lyrics, remember to watch the show live at night.”
Cat Zi: “Thank you master, cat Zi kneeling thanks.”
Shi Shangfei looked at Li Tiezhu grudgingly, can you be a person?
He wouldn’t have thought that because of a taunt, he did his best to attract Li Tiezhu’s destructive blow, and he was considered to be to blame.
It is you who is not a person first.
In fact, Li Tiezhu can have what bad intentions? It’s just that his “Mind Damage” skill is out of control.
At this time, the programme staff came, several of them.
Hot He Man brought three cameramen, they first looked to Li Tiezhu’s rehearsal room, no one, came out to see, even on the opposite side.
“Ah! You’re here, Tie Zhu.”
Reheman smiled and walked in.
Li Tiezhu got up and shook hands with Rehman: “Yes, met a new friend, we had a great chat.”
Shi Shangfei’s liver was broken, who the hell had a good chat with you? Get out of here!
f*ck you!
My goddess ah ah ah ah oooo ……
Rehman politely nodded to Shi Shangfei, completely unknown, but Li Tiezhu’s friend, it should be good.
Shi Shangfei again sad, can not not give face to the CCTV host, also nodded, crying, “Hello, my name is Shi Shang …… Steve.”
Heat He Man: “Hello Shi Shangfu.”
Li Tiezhu said, “This new friend of mine is amazing, he is an 挼破儿. Fantastic, right?”
Heat Herman face embarrassed, new said, 挼破儿有特么什么了不起的？ What’s so amazing about it? Anyone who can’t sing well dares to call himself an 挼破儿.
But he still has high emotional intelligence: “Ah! Really? That’s great.”
Shi Shangfei: “Thanks.”
Rehman: “Tiezhu, your friend doesn’t seem to be in a high mood!”
Li Tiezhu: “He fell out of love, his goddess ran off with someone else, and it wasn’t even the right woman! Hey, you didn’t film this, did you?”
Rehman: “No filming, no filming. We’re here to film you writing a song. Let’s go. So what Shishangfu, I’m sorry for your loss, cheers for the competition!”
After saying that, Zheheman turned around and walked out of the rehearsal room.
Li Tiezhu patted Shi Shangfei’s shoulder, “What else do you want to see your goddess perform? I can help you, we are all friends!”
Shi Shangfei’s mind collapsed: “Get lost! Leave me alone, just leave the cameraman behind.”
A cameraman said, “We are all here to film Li Tiezhu, not to film you, you can just be quiet.”
Shi Shangfei: “……”
Li Tiezhu sighed and walked out of the room, spreading his hands to Rehman: “Shi Lezhi! Young people nowadays have a bad mindset.”
Heat He Man also comforted Li Tie Zhu: “Don’t pay attention to him, do 挼破儿的, there are not many normal, what hip-hop rap, this f*cking is also considered music?”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s shallow, this song is hip-hop.”
Hot Heman: “Er …… I say they die drilling hip-hop rap, drilling like a bull’s-eye. You’re different, you can handle any style. But Cangue? A Chinese medicine that writes hip-hop style songs?”
The cameraman had already started filming.
Li Tiezhu nodded, “Right! A combination of Mi hip-hop style and Chinese style.”
Hot Hopman was overjoyed, sure enough, Li Tiezhu had a gimmick, worthy of being the cancer of the Variety Festival, no, the bearer.
He came energised, “Really? How’s the writing going? I can’t wait! You don’t know, I’m your biggest fan, I’ve bought every one of your songs …… And, I’m bringing good news. If you don’t have enough inspiration, the showrunners allow you to use a previously written stock script this time instead.”
“What saved draft?”
“It’s the song that was written but not published.”
“How could I possibly have a saved draft? I’m not an internet writer, many writers don’t have any.”
“Not a single song?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s twelve o’clock, don’t you put the box lunch?”
Hot Heman: “Er …… is being sent, then today this new song ……”
Li Tiezhu: “I want to eat two boxes, three boxes would be better.”
Heat He Man: “What is the name of the new song?”
Li Tiezhu said, “The Materia Medica, a fusion of Chinese culture with the hip-hop style of the rice country.”
Shit, I spent a whole five points of intelligence value to buy ah!
Dare to say it doesn’t sound good to kill you.
Although it hasn’t been written yet, the song is already in Li Tiezhu’s head, so just now he let Leng Ba cos zombies.
Zhe Heman was shocked: “Benjamin? I especially like your song ‘The Orchid Pavilion Preface’, now you’re going to write Ben Cao? Just listening to the name, I thought it was Chinese style, but it’s hip hop? You also like hip hop?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Does it matter what I like? I draw lots to decide what to write!”
Rehman also had an awkward laugh.
At this time, the staff who delivered the boxed lunch came, Li Tiezhu picked up the rice and grubbed, simply ignoring the host and cameraman.