“Talented people don’t show their talent! Tsk tsk ……”
Looking at Li Tiezhu who was eliminating the third box of boxed lunch, the famous CCTV host, Rehman, was overwhelmed with emotion, and he found that Li Tiezhu at this moment was as indistinguishable as a civilian worker who had just got off work.
Li Tiezhu is squatting on the ground to eat, mixing white rice and vegetable soup together, and then devouring it, eating like a thief.
The cameramen are busy catching all kinds of angles, this is the first time CCTV has invited Li Tiezhu to shoot a variety show, so he is particularly curious about him.
Li Tiezhu full of rice, gulped: “Camera master eat ah! Don’t starve.”
Said this, but also took the table has not moved the box lunch handed over.
The cameraman does not pick up.
Li Tiezhu: “Eat ah! You three cameramen, take turns to eat it! A meal two filming, can not? Besides, what is there to film when I eat?”
Sitting on the opposite side of the sofa to eat heat Heman said: “Eat eat, do not shoot, he does not know this image can not be used, do not be exhausted. There’s still filming to be done in the afternoon when he writes his song!”
So the cameramen began to take turns eating.
Li Tiezhu finished eating three boxes of boxed lunches, a wipe of the mouth, lying on the sofa and began to rest, what Bamboo said, eat too full stomach pressure, do not rush to exercise to eliminate food, it is best to lie down for a while.
Rehman also finished eating: “Tiezhu, are you looking for inspiration?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, I’ll lie down for a while.”
Rehman was anxious: “No, did you write the song? You’re just lying down for a while? The competition is coming tonight.”
Li Tiezhu: “How much time can be spent on writing a song? I’ll lie down for a while.”
Rehman wanted to say something: “……”
By the time the programme was broadcast, this segment was naturally cut in, just to highlight Li Tiezhu’s maverick and powerful.
The pop-up screen was on fire:
“Writing songs? A simple thing like writing a song can also delay my nap?”
“Li Tiezhu: Isn’t writing a song as easy as having hands? Is it difficult?”
“Just like to see the serious brother pretending.”
“I’m afraid the CCTV cameraman has never filmed such a grounded star before.”
“Please pay attention to your wording! It’s a superstar!”
“Li Tiezhu even burst out the name of the song, obviously in the head has been written, knocked out on the line kind.”
“In terms of song writing, Li Tiezhu is not to be disobeyed, it’s so simple that it looks like it was copied.”
“Hot Hopman is speechless, haha ……”
“Honestly, I personally don’t like the hip-hop style too much, but I will listen to Li Tiezhu’s.”
“Don’t worry! Isn’t Listen To Your Mum good?”
“There’s also a national style rap in The Orchid Pavilion.”
Each contestant would have a vcr of rehearsals and interviews, only the more famous the contestant the longer the length, Li Tiezhu was undoubtedly the longest one, close to ten minutes.
Too long?
No!
The audience will not be too long, but will feel short, this is Li Tiezhu’s variety appeal.
After lying down for half an hour, the time was close to one thirty.
Li Tiezhu sat up.
Heat He Man was jolted: “Are you going to write a song?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, I remembered that I haven’t brushed my teeth after eating.”
Then, he ran to brush his teeth, and after brushing his teeth, he lay back on the sofa to rest.
Rehman and the others were dumbfounded, but there was no way to say anything.
At two o’clock, Li Tiezhu finally got up, first went to the opposite side of the shop, Shi Shangfei did not open the door for him, he had to come back to write a song.
Open the tablet out of the keyboard, Li Tiezhu crackling is a mess knocking, knocking after the main theme knocking soundtrack, and then knock on the lyrics.
Heat Herman and the cameraman atmosphere dare not come out.
Also do not dare to ask ah!
Half an hour later, the most primitive demo is ready, Li Tiezhu directly played out, and then sang along.
Hot Hopman and cameramen are confused, you write songs like this ah?
How is it so like a copy?
However, this song …… is so damn cute!
“Is it okay?”
Li Tiezhu, who had topographed the song out of his head in half an hour, asked Geheman.
With a dumbfounded face, Zheheman applauded, “Awesome! I’m kind of convinced! You have the song and lyrics in your head, right? Just carry it out?”
Li Tiezhu: “Isn’t that what song writing is all about?”
Rehman: “No. Other people don’t write songs like this! Other people don’t write songs like this, don’t bully me, I have knowledge.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah! That’s probably because they don’t work the right way.”
Hey, I’m f*cking hung up!
Rehman was speechless, you’re the one with the wrong f*cking working method, seriously wrong!
When viewers saw this on the show, they also went crazy:
“I Nima! Li Tiezhu has definitely opened up!”
“Unbelievable.”
“Now you understand why he can write songs live, right?”
“He has a low IQ, I’m afraid it’s not because he’s appropriated a large portion to music, right? Writing songs in his head is also convincing.”
“This is definitely a genius, he didn’t have any professional music education at all!”
“Didn’t realise that? The scariest thing is that he can write songs in any style, and they’re all of fine quality!”
“In short, Li Tiezhu is too scary.”
Li Tiezhu held the tablet and said to Zhehe Man, “I’m going to find the music director and do the soundtrack, are you guys coming?”
Heat He Man’s task was just to record Li Tiezhu’s creative process in the form of an interview, and he didn’t expect it to be ridiculously fast. So, he said, “I won’t go, two cameramen will follow you, and one will go back with me. I’m going back to memorise the tablets, and I’m still broadcasting live at night.”
Li Tiezhu: “Okay, brother! Bye.”
Hot He Man smiled awkwardly: “Bye!”
This is too hasty, isn’t it? However, the song that was written was quite good, although it was not the kind of catchy pop song, but it was definitely not mediocre.
Hot Hopman returned to the director’s office in a daze.
The director asked, “Back so soon? How’s it going? Did Li Tiezhu write a song?”
The four tutors who hadn’t yet put on their make-up were drinking coffee, and they all gathered around at this time, looking extraordinarily curious.
Rehman smiled bitterly, “I think I made a trip for nothing.”
Liu Le’s brows tightened, “Li Tiezhu is having problems writing songs?”
Cai Ya: “I told you so.”
Zhe Heman shook his head, “Didn’t encounter a problem, just …… too silky smooth, do you understand? He ate and slept for an hour, then got up for half an hour and got the song out, and we even auditioned it twice, and it’s really super good! Now he’s off to find a music director to do the soundtrack. So I’m saying I’ve come all this way for nothing, there are absolutely no steps for him to write a song, it’s literal, you know? Just writing …… out! It was horrible.”
Caiya: “Seriously? Cheating, right?”
After saying that, Cai Ya herself shook her head, it would be impossible to cheat on this.
Liu Le stroked his ear hair, “That’s good! Now we don’t have to worry. In fact, half a month ago Han Hong told me while eating shabu shabu that I should be a bit mentally prepared and not be intimidated by Li Tiezhu, it seems that she didn’t exaggerate, this guy is indeed a genius ……”
Yu Quan: “The song is written, I don’t know if it’s good or not.”
Rehman: “Good to listen to! Huge good sounding! Although it’s hip-hop, it’s definitely good.”
The four tutors frowned at the same time, “Hip-hop style?”
After all, there are not many songs that can be listened to in this style, is Li Tiezhu reliable or not? They really can’t trust Rehman, because he is not professional, but also the song Li Tiezhu’s iron powder, his taste can’t be trusted ah!
……
Eight o’clock in the evening.
CCTV three sets and penguin video synchronous live broadcast of the first phase of the first season of the “Chinese good song” began.
After the adverts and credits, the gorgeous stage, heat Heman said: “CCTV and Penguin video audience friends, good evening, welcome to the …… title broadcast of the “Chinese good song”, I am the host heat Heman. First of all, let’s have the four mentors of the episode take the stage! The first one is the king of golden songs ……”
Liu Le, Yu Quan, Yang Keqian and Cai Ya were introduced by Hot Hopman.
Hot Hopman then brought on the show’s special music critic, Zhao Tianhua, an old man who was almost seventy years old, still nimble on his feet, and dressed quite hip.
Next, Rehman began to introduce the competition process, highlighting the rules for the first round of the six inverted selections.
On the Penguin Video side, the number of people watching was no less than those watching on TV, and many people were even watching TV and looking at their mobile phones at the same time, because Penguin Video can send pop-ups.
The pop-ups were as tawdry as ever.
“Hahaha …… There are pop-ups saying that master is a fast shooter! Laughing my arse off, he’s not fast at all, is he?”
East Sea Villa, Leng Ba lay in Yang Mi’s arms and said.
Yang Mi: “Slow gunner, no, slow gunner is more like it.”
“Haha! Are you addicted?”
“Bah! Look at the hell you are now, you still have the nerve to laugh? Think of your own future.”
“He said he’s going to write me in this song tonight.”
“Huh? Is he crazy?”
“In a more subtle way, of course. Look at this, I cosplayed as a zombie and he said he’d put it in his song.”
“Hmph! Men’s mouths lie to ghosts! You believe it too?”
“I believe it! Master wouldn’t lie to me.”
“A mouthful of master, I’m really afraid that when you go out for an interview ……”
“That won’t be, I’m paying attention, can’t cause trouble for the master.”
“You damn …… really extreme m ah!”
“That is!”
“Don’t quarrel, listen to the song.”
“What’s there to listen to? It’s all badly written, and it’s worthy of being compared to my master?”
Leng Ba had a haughty face.
The two sisters joked and laughed, “Chinese Good Song” was halfway through, Zhao Liya appeared, an original song directly advanced, Leng Ba also spat on Zhao Liya for a long time, saying that she had no talent for writing songs, relying on her singing skills to support her.
Finally, it’s Li Tiezhu’s turn.
Rehman said, “Here we have the seventh contestant, bringing you his original song.”
The audience went crazy:
“Oooh ……”
“Li Tiezhu! Bull!”
“Go Serious Brother~”
“I love you ……”
Rehman scratched his head, is there any suspense here?
At this time, the four mentors were all with their backs to the stage, and according to the rules, they couldn’t see the contestants, they could only hear the songs. Only when they felt that the other person sang well would they turn around, and turning around meant that the contestant advanced.
But now?
The whole audience chanted Li Tiezhu’s name, what mystery was there to speak of?
Yang Keqian whispered to Liu Le: “I just realised I’m old, how hot is Li Tiezhu?”
Liu Le: “Hotter than you and me, hotter than you and me combined. Than the four of us combined fire.”
Yang Ke asked not quite believe, I’m thirty-two concerts a year, you mess it?
Liu Le knows that he is not convinced, but did not say anything.
On the stage, Zhe Heman said, “It seems that this player has been exposed, I simply say it! Contestant number seven, Li Tiezhu, brings you an original hip-hop song ‘Herbal Compendium’ today. As you all know, the keyword he drew today is ‘Cang Er’, a Chinese medicine. So, Tie Zhu, do you think you can advance?”
Li Tiezhu: “I can! Signed the contract.”
Rehman: “Eh…… you’d better stop talking, when you say that, it makes it look like our show has insider knowledge. In fact, there is no ah! It’s just that I believe in Li Tiezhu’s ability, if he didn’t write the song well, he would have been eliminated. So, please start your singing.”
Li Tiezhu: “Not going to talk about how miserable the birth life was working as a teenager and that kind of thing? They say CCTV sets ……”
Rehman: “No need! We don’t have sets! Just sing!”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh~”
Hot Hopman retreated and quietly wiped his sweat, it’s really the king of dislike! Scared me to death, almost didn’t catch it, I used to think it was the hosts of other stations who couldn’t do it, but I didn’t think it was Li Tiezhu who was too good.
On the stage, Li Tiezhu stood still, listened to the accompaniment ringing, and then began to sing:
If Hua Tuo reappears
All the foreigners will be cured.
Foreign nations come to learn Chinese characters
To inspire my national consciousness
Strychnine seeds, cassia seeds, celandine seeds.
And lotus seeds.
And neem seeds.
I want to save face.
(Don’t call me watery again. 3,500 words)