Yang Mi looked at Leng Ba closely follow the rhythm of Li Tiezhu in that squat, Mo Min wonderful exuberance, can not help but think, this m finished, was in the song cue a little bit with the same as received a great favour from the sky ……
Li Tiezhu finished singing, Leng Ba blushed and came back: “Hear that? I’m not going to be able to do that, but I’m going to be able to do that. Little zombie squat, hey …… master good just ah!”
Yang Mi: “You are a terminal disease ah! The kind that even Hua Tuo Rei can’t cure.”
Leng Ba perfunctorily shy: “Not bad.”
The pop-up screen directly blew up:
“This song should be given to Qinghua as the school song, sung once in the morning and once in the evening.”
“The sky and pods are using Chinese operating systems, in the future foreigners will use this to learn Chinese listening.”
“Chinese 10th grade listening!”
“After hearing this song, I’m not even afraid of dogs.”
“Mi dog?”
“Materia Medica, Hip Hop’s Ceiling, no problem?”
“Little zombie hahahahahahaha.”
“Li Tiezhu sealed the gods sooner or later.”
“What’s there to brag about? It’s just the God of Chinese rap.”
“This is rap, no vulgarity, no swear words, all culture.”
“This song is a hit, guys!”
“I’m now full of yam angelica goji berries go……”
“Tell you a joke, a friend likes hip-hop, so he went to watch China has hip-hop and cried after watching it!”
“Listen to me Chinese medicine bitter, Cao County should be more bitter.”
“When Zhuge Liang set up the empty city plan when playing this song, more than 100,000 Wei troops outside the city live shook their necks.”
Blowing on the crooked floor, it is normal, after all, Li Tiezhu’s fans are immodest.
Even the live audience is immodest, let alone online.
On TV, Li Tiezhu finished singing, but the accompaniment is still continuing, of course he can not dance, just sit on the steps and wait for the accompaniment to end, but the live audience did not do it.
“Wrestle one! Wrestle one! Drop one ……”
Li Tiezhu spread his hands in confusion, what the hell is the mentality of these people? I’m not a fool, today are collected to jump, how can still fall?
Cai Ya: “What is the audience shouting?”
Yang Ke asked: “Shouting Li Tiezhu wrestling, you do not know? There is a second law of Li Tiezhu on the internet, Tiezhu dancing will fall.”
“Ah?”
“There is also the first law, it is called that those who commit Li Tiezhu will dislike him even though he is far away.”
Cai Ya’s face was full of questions, “What is all this?”
The song came to an end, Yu Quan and Liu Le started to clap along with the audience, Cai Ya was full of doubts but could only clap along, the song was really good.
Li Tiezhu stood up and bowed towards his mentor and the audience, showing the king’s contempt, “It’s impossible to wrestle, I’ve already had experience.”
The accompaniment ended, and the host Zheheman came up, “Thank you Li Tiezhu for bringing this song ‘Materia Medica’, I believe that the audience in the scene and in front of the screen are all listening to the high, but …… Li Tiezhu, are you sure that you want to stand at the bottom of the steps to be interviewed? Even if you are ugly, there is no need to hide so far away, right? Is it that I am so handsome that I make you ashamed of yourself?”
Handsome?
Do you have some misunderstanding about handsome? It turns out that CCTV hosts are also immodest!
Li Tiezhu realised that he was at the edge of the stage at the bottom of the steps, which was close to the audience, singing over.
Li Tiezhu: “Oh? Are you coming over or am I coming over?”
Zheheman: “Of course it’s in the middle of the stage to come, there are still links later.”
“Okay, hey crouch ……”
“Eh eh eh ……”
Li Tiezhu stepped on the steps and stumbled onto the stage, tripped again, and in order to maintain his balance, his body rushed even faster towards the centre of the stage.
Zhe Heman was startled and predicted Li Tiezhu’s direction, nimbly dodging to the left.
Which thought, Li Tiezhu also afraid of hitting the host, came a gorgeous drift tail, drew a perfect arc, head-on collision in the heart of the heat Heman.
duang~
“Er cough ……”
Hot Hopman was directly knocked over on the ground.
While Li Tiezhu borrowed the force, but stood steadily and asked, “Uncle, are you okay?”
Heat Heman sat on the ground with a fart pier, covered his heart and couldn’t speak, and only let out a gasp similar to asthma, which was knotted to the top of the lungs!
Everyone at the scene was dumbfounded.
The director covered his head, this is a live broadcast ah! What’s going on?
The staff is ready to rush up to serve up to Zhehe Mann to go to check, looks like the injury is not light.
Hehman waved his hand strongly, indicating that he could still hold on.
The pop-up screen:
“I really fell!”
“Crap! It’s coming, it’s coming ……”
“I knew it, no host can escape Li Tiezhu!”
“Hot Hopman got headbutted, laugh it up!”
“Goosey goosey ……”
“This damn straight f*cked the host up?”
“Let you say Li Tiezhu ugly, this belongs to the self-inflicted ah.”
“I directly cracked up laughing ……”
“Although it looks like it hurts, I still can’t hold back my laughter.”
“My heart aches for Jehovah Mann.”
“Li Tiezhu is bound to have an accident on the show ……”
Li Tiezhu immediately helped Rehman up and asked again, “Why are you hiding? If you had stood still, with my stance, I would have been able to avoid you.”
Blame me?
Rehman’s face was red, a little out of breath, and then disliked by Li Tiezhu so much, it was even more close to lack of oxygen.
Li Tiezhu: “What’s in your eyes? My master is Cheng Da Long, I can definitely dodge it.”
Hot Hopman: “Roar oooh ……”
“Want to call 120?”
“No need to roar …… me, I’ll slow down ……”
“I’m really sorry about that, it’s all the crowing of the crowd, they said I was going to fall.”
“……”
“What’s wrong with the director? Uncle is on the verge of artificial respiration and you guys are still holding up signs to make him talk? Do you guys have any sympathy? Can’t a live broadcast go into adverts? Alright …… I’ll host for him for a while.”
The directors on the stage were all frozen by Li Tiezhu shouting, even the director disliked him? Oh yes, he has this tradition.
Said Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu smoothly took a stack of inscription cards in the hand of Rehman, the latter was resisting, but he who could not catch his breath, which is Li Tiezhu s opponent ah.
“No need to roar oo……”
“What are you polite, uncle, you will rest for a while.”
“But ……”
“You sit!”
Li Tiezhu directly grabbed the heat Heman with both hands, a sweeping leg, pressed him to the ground, and then took the inscription card smiling away two steps.
Originally, Hehiman had already almost gasped over, and then give such a pier, once again eat ah grin up.
Seeing the miserable state of the heat Heman, the audience can no longer hold back, burst into laughter, worthy of Li Tiezhu, never do personnel.
The tutors tried to hold back at first, but they couldn’t help themselves and laughed along with them, and Cai Ya even laughed so hard that she slapped the table.
Yu Quan said to Cai Ya, “Now it’s all together, the first law and the second law are fulfilled.”
Cai Ya, who could hardly stop laughing, let out a puff of saliva.
Li Tiezhu took the inscription card and sighed: “The CCTV inscription card is still handwritten?”
Hot Heman covered his heart and rolled his eyes, this is the old man below the inspiration to write their own, specifically to make things difficult for you, as a result, you …… do not speak of martial arts!
Li Tiezhu: “Congratulations to Li Tiezhu, finished a wonderful singing, do you like it?”
The audience yelled, “Like it!”
After the roar, the audience laughed again, Li Tiezhu really deserves to be a master of comedy.
The director didn’t call a halt, the four tutors were also laughing, the programme continued.
Li Tiezhu pretended to look at his left side: “A few hours of writing, arranging and interpreting a song, it’s not easy, is it? Tie Zhu.”
Then, Li Tiezhu took a step to the left and smiled modestly, “It was indeed difficult, but I was lucky and inspired today.”
Crossing back to the right, Li Tiezhu asked himself, “Why did you think of writing a hip-hop style song? As far as I know, you haven’t written a pure hip-hop song. I’m a fan of yours, I still know you well.”
Li Tiezhu: “Thanks! The main reason is that I met a new friend today, oh, it’s the one who’s going to come out next, and I got so much inspiration from him, such as hip-hop, such as zombie squatting, and so on, and that’s how I came up with this song, ‘Materia Medica’.”
“Ah, so there’s a story like that! Then can you explain the lyrics of the song? Why did you choose such an intention, such as ‘revering the foreign are healed’ and ‘specialised in curing your pandering to foreigners’ and all that.”
Backstage, Shi Shangfei directly suffered internal injuries, had he known that he wouldn’t claptrap to provoke Li Tiezhu.
The shortlisted contestants in the rest room were directly confused, there was this kind of tart operation?
Zhao Liya has already seen it, gently sighing, this bastard is again humiliated.
On the other hand, Leng Ba who was in the East Sea had a flowery face, ”Master is really powerful! Even this kind of live broadcast accident can be cleverly resolved, simply too handsome ……”
Pop-up screen:
“Hey …… Tie Zhu this fool.”
“I’ll give ninety-nine points for this operation, one point less because Zhe Heman can still breathe.”
“Any host who works with Li Tiezhu should buy insurance.”
“Nice double act.”
“Worthy of being the best newcomer at the Golden Dragon Awards.”
“Isn’t this better than singing?”
Li Tiezhu dutifully played two roles in one person, in the end, after studying at Nortel for more than a year, his acting skills were still online.
“This is a long story, simply said two reasons, the first reason we must be known, some time ago I just boycotted the music industry those foreign pandering crooked wind, this is a disease, have to cure! The second reason is, these two years I see and hear a lot of questioning, irony, denigrate the voice of Chinese medicine, because I grew up with my father learnt some fur, so to express an attitude only!”
“Well said! Contemporary young people are greatly fortunate to have a positive idol like you.”
“I’m flattered …… This is all what I should do.”
“Tie Zhu you are too modest! I believe that the audience not only likes the tune of this song, but also likes the meaning contained in the lyrics of this song, right?”
Said Li Tiezhu also extended the microphone to the audience.
Live audience: “Right–”
Li Tiezhu flashed to the left and scratched his head, “Hey …… it’s just a song, it’s not worth mentioning, it’s not worth mentioning!”
Flash back again: “This may be the listener’s intention, we are very shaken while listening to this song. I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels this way, Hot Hopperman, so do the mentors, otherwise they wouldn’t have turned four. Do you know what four turns means? Tie Zhu?”
Li Tiezhu flashed to the left and was just about to speak when he saw Rehman staring at him from the side, looking like he had slowed down.
Li Tiezhu smiled and handed over the inscription card, “Uncle you’re awake?”
Rehman: “Wake up what wake up? I’m not in a coma.”
“Give you the inscription card.”
“I don’t want it. Don’t you know how to host? Don’t you know how to interview yourself? You go on.”
“Oh!”
Li Tiezhu then took back the inscription card and said, “Four turns means that all four tutors approve, right? Lucky, lucky, thank you four tutors!”
Rehman’s eyes widened, I was just being arrogant, you even removed the steps for me?
Fine, then you can play alone.
He stood aside with his hands clasped, and even started shaking his feet, with a good sense of variety.