After a serious bow, Li Tiezhu flew to the right and looked at the inscription card, “Tiezhu, do you want to hear the opinions of the tutors? If I remember correctly, the four tutors turned around at the same time, so which tutor will comment first?”
Li Tiezhu had a serious face and dutifully performed as a host, however, the real host was shaking his feet next to him, and the picture looked comical.
The four tutors laughed so hard that they couldn’t breathe, let alone get their thoughts straightened out, and they humbled themselves.
The director and the part-timer glanced at each other from a distance, the two old partners exchanging silent words:
“This one’s a sure thing!”
“It’s true that we invited Li Tiezhu to the right place.”
“With him here no matter if it’s musicality entertainment or topicality, it’s all top notch.”
“It will definitely make headlines ……”
“Earned earned.”
Li Tiezhu saw the mentors pushing back and forth and said, “What’s wrong? Are the four tutors also headbutted and unable to speak?”
Yu Quan: “Pfft ……”
Liu Le bursts out laughing, he finally knows the reason why Han Hong told him to remember to prepare his antihypertensive pills before coming to this show, this stuff can really drive people crazy.
Hot Hopman who was really headbutted showed a wtf expression and looked at Li Tiezhu sadly.
At this time, Yang Ke asked to raise his hand: ”Ahem! I’ll say it first, I’m afraid that if we keep on humbling ourselves, Li Tiezhu will directly play four roles in one person and directly help us with the review.”
Cai Ya: “It can still be played like this?”
Yu Quan nodded: “He is Li Tiezhu ah, what can’t he do?”
Liu Le laughed so hard that he slapped his thighs and his crow’s feet exploded at the corners of his eyes.
Li Tiezhu’s serious face, “Okay, please ask tutor Yang Keqian to comment first.”
Rehman couldn’t help but remind, “vcr!”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh yes, we also need to play the vcr of Li Tiezhu’s contestant first, so that we can all get to know this contestant through this vcr.”
Who the hell doesn’t know you?
The vcr playback started, it was very long, too much longer than the other contestants, there was Li Tiezhu’s brief biography, and his achievements, naturally, there was also a few images of him getting up from his afternoon nap and swiping a few times to write a good song.
However, the audience was already not surprised, instead, the tutors tsked as if they had seen a monster.
After that, Li Tiezhu continued to host: “After watching the vcr, I think the four tutors must have a deeper understanding of Li Tiezhu’s contestants, so, please ask tutor Yang Keqian to comment first.”
Yang Ke asked, “Hey …… poof! Hot Hopman you ask, I can’t help but laugh when I look at him, I’m about to go off on a tangent.”
Heat He Man then came over and snatched back the inscription card, “My words he has finished for me.”
Li Tiezhu: “You are welcome.”
Rehman: “I ……”
There was another burst of laughter on stage, and you’re not polite? Are people being polite to you?
Rehman shook his head, made a please gesture to Yang Ke asked, didn’t say anything, was really speechless.
Yang Ke asked, ”Because it’s a competition, let’s focus on it, I’m only reviewing this song! That is to say, it’s useless even if the contestant is red and famous outside, this is a stage to look at the work. First of all, this song is great, I especially like the intro and the ending part at the end, it’s very original. Secondly, the lyrics are very, very well written, and they are one of the best lyrics written today, as we can all see. Lastly, there is a problem with the song, and that is that the melody and structure is a bit simple. Simplicity isn’t bad, but, it doesn’t represent Li Tiezhu’s true ability. Tie Zhu can you understand?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, it was a bit complicated.
Yang Keqian thought for a moment and said, “Let’s make an analogy! The simplicity of the song itself limits your play. Just like when you just topped Hot Hopman’s lungs, you could only use thirty percent of your own strength, but if you were to use your fists, it could be eighty and ninety percent. Understand?”
Li Tiezhu: “Understood! Attack method limitation.”
Hot Heman subconsciously avoided Li Tiezhu, and guardedly looked at Yang Ke asked, “You damn good review, pulling me to do what?
Yang Ke asked, “I really appreciate your talent, come to my group is right, I am good at various styles of music composition, when I can help you arrange music and so on. In addition, I have thirty-two concerts next year, in various cities, if you are interested, I can take you there.”
Li Tiezhu: “Thirty-two concerts, so many?”
Yang Keqian said haughtily, “It’s a small thing, the national tour ah, the fans of the whole country strongly requested it, there is no way.”
Li Tiezhu nodded and said, “Oh oh, awesome.”
Yang Ke asked with a slight smile.
Li Tiezhu said, “I can’t come.”
Yang Ke asked, “What? School classes?”
Li Tiezhu said, “No, I have to prepare for a solo world tour next year, it will be very busy. The global fans strongly requested it, there’s no way!”
Yang Ke asked, “Ah …… this, this …… is still really unfortunate.”
Cai Ya: “Pfft goose goose goose …… sorry …… I really can’t help it, goose goose goose ……”
The audience was dumbfounded with joy, this nifty dialogue was amazing.
Blitz! Crazy friction!
Yu Quan are embarrassed for Yang Ke asked, this nima large social death scene ah!
What’s wrong with Yang Keqian? How did you say something like 32 concerts to Li Tiezhu? I don’t care if you’re fooling other people, this one is called Li Tiezhu ah, Grammy three nominated Li Tiezhu ah!
Liu Le felt his thighs were patted green, still patting: “Hahaha …… Lao Yang, you are thinking that inviting Li Tiezhu to your concert is a promotion? I’m afraid you can’t afford to pay the appearance fee ah!”
A grandpa is a grandpa, talking is Geng.
Yang Keqian was immediately embarrassed, his expression was extraordinarily stiff, he was just used to pretending to be a bully and forgot to consider Li Tiezhu’s identity, and then was disliked by Liu Le, and was even more unable to get off the stage.
Li Tiezhu said: ”Thank you for Mr Yang’s recognition! My dad has been listening to your brother since he was a kid, and I still have your tapes in my old house, pirated.”
Yang Ke asked, “…… You’re welcome.”
Yu Quan: “Teacher Yang, do you still say that?”
Yang Kewen smiled to himself and gave up.
It’s too damn humiliating!
Pop-up:
“Is it okay to interview yourself?”
“Right! This is the correct way to open Li Tiezhu!”
“Thirty-two concerts, pfft!”
“What’s going on in Yang Ke’s head?”
“Mamma yeah! So embarrassing that my goosebumps are rising ……”
“Worldwide concerts! Hahaha!”
“Old Yang wanted to pretend to be a boob, but he didn’t expect to be stepped into the earth’s crust ……”
“The hot search physique is really something!”
Yu Quan said, “Then I’ll say a few words, Li Tiezhu’s strength is clear to everyone, otherwise we wouldn’t have set up special rules for him alone. But even so, his creation today is perfect ……”
It’s the same old routine, praise a few sentences, then pick some small flaws that don’t hurt, and then start to use all their skills to “abduct”.
From the tutor’s point of view, can get Li Tiezhu, basically locked a final place, fools do not choose him.
And, because of Li Tiezhu’s own popularity, the mentor followed him as a light.
Cai Ya also made his own comments, which were similar.
Finally, it was Liu Le’s turn, and he looked at the other three mentors wistfully, saying, “It’s my turn, huh? Don’t blame me for zooming in haha!”
Yu Quan: “You’re not even considered a real pop singer, why do you want Li Tie Zhu?”
Yang Ke asked, “That’s right, just because you’re old ah?”
Liu Le shook his head: “Li Tiezhu!”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah? Neck teacher.”
Liu Le choked and said, “My name is Liu Le! No more reviews, they’ve all said pretty much the same thing. When we ate shabu shabu last week, Han Hong said you’d better come to my group.”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, okay yeah.”
“Report!”
Yu Quan immediately raises his hand, looking agitated, “This is excessive ah! Sister Han Hong isn’t from our programme, and it’s doubtful if she said that, you’re cheating!”
Yang Ke asked, “Right! Cheating, we seriously protest!”
Cai Ya: “Cancel Teacher Liu Le’s instinctive choice.”
Yu Quan: “Right, right …… cancellation.”
This was of course for variety effects, but in reality, the other three tutors were really anxious, who didn’t know that Li Tiezhu listened to Han Hong the most?
Liu Le, however, was good-natured, his hands copied in front of his chest, tactically leaning back, “On what grounds? Han Hong said let me give him guidance on singing, she is busy with public welfare, often can not find time to guide Li Tiezhu, it happens that I am still a male singer. I call this …… hosting!”
The three people did not expect that Liu Le, who has no neck, will also be clever, and froze for half a day to return to God.
The host, Rehman, intervened and played the usual routine, “Okay! The four tutors have all thrown an olive branch to you, and here comes the part of the students’ counter-election. Tiezhu, think carefully, then after I say three, two, one, say your answer out loud ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Teacher Liu Le.”
There was no need to think at all, what Aunt Han Hong said was the correct answer.
Liu Le stood up and raised his hands high in celebration.
The other three were absent.
Rehman said angrily, “Didn’t I tell you to think? I say three, two, one and you say the answer again.”
Li Tiezhu: “The director held up a sign saying timeout, didn’t you see it? You have to know how to improvise when hosting a programme ah, you’re still a CCTV host.”
Zhe Heman once again covered his heart, and once again, was topped with a lung lobe!
Then, Li Tiezhu went down to the stage to hug Liu Le and the other three mentors, a scene that resembled Super Voice three years ago, that time it was also four turns.
Yang Ke asked still dissing Liu Le, “Old Liu, this time it really wasn’t you who won, it was Sister Han Hong.”
Liu Le threw his braid in triumph: “Jealousy! Bare-bones jealousy!”
Yu Quan: “Who’s jealous of you? People old Yang who has thirty-two concerts a year would be jealous of you?”
Yang Ke asked, “Then I go?”
Li Tiezhu was taken to the backstage rest room by the staff, and the four tutors interacted for a while and quieted down.
Rehman was still covering his chest, “In fact, shouldn’t I be the one who should spit the most? This is the Waterloo of my hosting career …… Once, as a Tie Zhu fan, I was happy to watch him dislike all kinds of hosts, until today I myself was headbutted by him …… I think, the programme group should give me a bonus!”
After successfully amusing the audience, Hot Hopman turned his words around and began to introduce the next contestant who appeared on the show:
“I believe you still remember, Tie Zhu said that a new friend prompted him to write the hip-hop style of the Materia Medica, and in the morning when I was looking for Li Tie Zhu to record a vcr, Li Tie Zhu had a great conversation with him …… Below, we have a new contestant, who will also bring a hip-hop style original song called Your BridgeNo Pier”. Wow! Very …… special song title.”
Shi Shangfei was blankly pushed out by the staff, his head blank.
Three minutes later, the singing ended, none of the mentors turned around, and the audience was dead silent.
That’s it?
That’s it?
How can this be called a song?
The same hip-hop style, why is the difference so big?