It’s like a blood hero hiding in the bushes, looking to be surrounded by several people, flash open big, ready to break the boat fish death net, the results found that everyone’s blood a colour, and the other side also milked him a tube of blood.
It’s like storing up strength and punching out, then realising that the opposite side is a ball of cotton.
Li Fugui barred senior leaf cigarettes with a slightly despondent expression.
Old Sun daily dislikes Li Tiezhu: “You make so much money a year, won’t you buy your own cigars and red wine to improve your taste?”
Li Tiezhu’s daily counterattack: “Won’t I get screwed if I buy? If I have that kind of knowledge, why do I still need to improve my taste? It’s because I know that your stuff will not be fake, so I can rest assured that I can use it to improve my taste!”
Lao Sun: “But ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Forked less talk, or it will hurt.”
Old Sun was completely defeated, since this sinner was brought home by his daughter, he has never won, and neither has Wang Cai.
On the other side, Auntie Lin had already warmed up to Auntie Liu, chatting about the big event of Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er’s engagement.
“Chinese style is good! Chinese style looks good.”
“Make it grand, it’s best to invite some media reporters and some celebrities from the entertainment industry.”
“I can’t afford to understand this, Sister Lin you see to it, I’ll play a set of Chinese jewellery for Zhu’er from my side ……”
“OK! I’ll find a professional planning company.”
“Money we out.”
“It’s all the same, Zhou Dong’s wedding can be atmospheric, I’ll find a friend to ask him to find which company. Money is not a problem!”
“The one that sings?”
“Yes! That’s the way it is in the entertainment industry, the superstars all end up finding a well-behaved and obedient one. But none of them are as well-behaved and gentle as me, Bamboo!”
“Why?”
“Rich and powerful men, who likes a strong wife? Just this one in my house is also not honest, last month it was …… if not for my cleverness, I’m only afraid of …… humph!”
“All the same! Tie egg his old man is still not go out to fool around, was I caught all the way to beat home to kneel on the rubbing board.”
“No wonder Tie Zhu also …… hahaha!”
Aunt Lin’s laugh is very strange.
Aunt Liu panicked in her heart, bad, am I saying the wrong thing?
Li Fugui and Lao Sun, who were “named and criticised”, were already embarrassed, and when they named Li Tiezhu, they were even more embarrassed.
Suddenly the air was quiet, filled with the atmosphere of embarrassment.
Old Sun looked at Li Fugui: “Smoke.”
Li Fugui looked at Lao Sun: “Smoke.”
Li Tiezhu, who has a big heart, was also a bit embarrassed: “Mum, change the topic.”
It is impossible to say that Song Zhu’er’s parents don’t know about this matter.
It’s just that their family is not a normal family, and not only have they seen a lot of this kind of thing, but they have experienced a lot of it themselves.
Auntie Lin nodded, “Oh, okay! The little guy is still shy! Old Sun ah, why don’t you and I have a little one too? Look how cute Tie Yan is!”
At this time, the cute TieDan is tearing the succulent with his hands and kicking the aloe vera on the balcony.
Old Sun was even more humiliated.
Auntie Lin: “I’ll tell Tie Zhu to go find Chen Yi Sen, hey ……”
When it comes to having a big heart, no one can beat Song Zhuer her mother, her heart is so big that it is not normal.
This is all sharpened in the war of blood and fire, she has hand-torn no less than twenty juniors in her life, which can be called invincible. After all, Lao Sun is rich, talented and handsome, how can he be alone?
Old Sun: “You’re old, it’s not safe.”
Auntie Lin: “What do you mean? You want to find a younger one?”
Old Sun: “Don’t be a nuisance, okay? Do we have to talk about this now? Let’s talk behind closed doors, okay?”
Auntie Lin turned her head towards the door and then back again, “I closed the door.”
Genetics are powerful and not subject to human will.
Old Sun covered his face, “Old Li, smoke smoke smoke!”
Li Fugui: “Good smoke! Good smoke!”
Auntie Lin chatted with Auntie Liu again: “Meizi, let’s go listen to the Yunde Society’s comedy later! If you come to Jinmen and don’t listen to comedy, it’s a waste of time. The four best things about Jinmen are comedy, twisted flowers, fried cakes, and dogs with nothing to eat.”
Auntie Liu: “Good! Can I get an autograph?”
Auntie Lin: “Hi! What’s an autograph? With Tie Zhu’s relationship with them, it’s fine to sign Tie Dan’s arse.”
In fact, before coming, Li Fugui and Aunt Liu did a lot of preparations, but only when they came did they realise that what they originally thought was a monster fighting and passing game had turned into a direct chat and tea with the boss.
There was absolutely nothing to chat about Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er, and it was just a matter of setting a time and a way, and then it was gone.
It just felt quite empty.
And after that, Li Fugui gave away the gifts he brought, and we all took the car and went to eat some Jinmen snacks, and then went to the new theatre of the Yunde Society.
At six o’clock, the comedy started on time.
After the warm-up, one programme after another, I have to say that Lao Guo’s disciples are also competitive, froze did not give him down, Jinmen picky young and old men and women also frequently offer applause.
Li Tiezhu family sat in the middle of the second row of the left seat, the ticket price is quite expensive.
From left to right, they are Aunt Liu, Li Fugui, Li Tiezhu, Song Zhu’er, Aunt Lin and Lao Sun. The three on the left and the three on the right are so distinct that they don’t look like a family.
Li Fugui and Auntie Liu, who were listening to live comedy for the first time, were so happy that they didn’t even bring TieDan with them, leaving him with Li TieZhu.
At first, Li TieDan was quite good, but then he slowly committed the offence and started all kinds of struggling and crying.
On the stage, Guo Dalin was interrupted by the sound of the child crying, said: “Yo ~ what’s going on ah? Look at how anxious my brother Egg is, what’s wrong? You cry when I talk about drinking milk, are you hungry?”
The audience burst into laughter, a few earlier programmes have poked fun at Li Tiezhu, the scene everyone knows they also come to listen to comedy.
Aunt Liu is too humiliating, snatched Li Tieh Egg is a few slaps, and then took out the bottle of milk and stuffed it in his mouth, Tieh Egg was instantly refreshed.
Guo Da Lin: “Brother Egg! Egg brother! Yo ~ do not cry? I’m really hungry! Auntie looks like a cool person!”
Partner Qin Tao says, “That’s right! I’m familiar with Auntie Liu, I beat Liu Xiaohua three times a day.”
Guo Da Lin: “Really? No wonder her body looks so strong! Ladies and gentlemen, you may not be familiar with the one who cried just now, his name is Li Tiegui, Tiezhu’s younger brother, that is, my brother Egg. I thought he was angry because we didn’t do a good job! Scared me, where did I just say?”
Qin Tao: “Said bręąstfeeding.”
Guo Da Lin: “Just say ah, I go to your home, your daughter-in-law bręąstfeeding also do not have to avoid!”
Qin Tao: “Avoid! Avoid!”
“What are we avoiding in this relationship? We don’t avoid panning the rice or stir-frying the vegetables, but we don’t have to avoid bręąstfeeding.”
“What do we have to avoid? It’s just for you, Guo!”
“Why?”
“Nonsense! Can we watch bręąstfeeding?”
“Why not? Why can’t I watch it?”
Guo Da Lin pointed at Egg offstage.
Qin Tao: “Ah! You mean bręąstfeeding with a bottle?”
Guo Da Lin with his hands behind his back, “And what else?”
Qin Tao: “I thought …… fed with a spoon.”
The audience roared with laughter.
Guo Da Lin stifled his laughter, “Just feed the baby with a bottle.”
Said this, he did a very strange action, pretending to hold the child with his left hand and lift the clothes with his right hand, then smacked the child two slaps, grabbed something and stuffed it into the child’s mouth.
Audience: “Phew~”
This is the present hanging, originating from Egg’s present hanging.
The two of them are talking about their masterpiece “entrusting their wives to sacrifice their children”, but in the past, they didn’t have this part just now.
Qin Tao: “What’s the point of lifting your clothes when you’re feeding from a bottle?”
GUO DALIN: “Put the bottle in your clothes, near your heart, to keep warm!”
Qin Tao: “Roll roll roll! Never heard of it.”
Guo Da Lin did the left-handed clothes-lifting move again, “There’s another one over here! Didn’t expect it, did you? My Mouldy Sister is all about being prepared! Everything has to have a preparatory plan, the left milk is five spice, the right milk is spicy.”
This is going too far.
Qin Tao: “Shut up! I’ll beat you up if you keep talking nonsense! Don’t think I won’t dare beat you up just because your father is the class master, my brother is sitting down there today.”
Guo Da Lin: “I’m sorry brother Zhu, this is a description. Said wife does not avoid, is this fellowship, talking about can be entrusted to the wife and son, next time I give you guys this scam …… er, story! What about today ……”
Qin Tao: “Don’t next time ah! Speak now, just you said most of the day, everyone is waiting.”
Guo Da Lin: “You let me say ah! You let me say ah!”
Li Tiezhu was also listening to the following, this year’s Qin Tao has made great progress, and is now a little famous, of course, most of the fame comes from his girlfriend. However, the strength is also there for all to see, at least with the young class master Guo Da Lin’s match is very good.
Song Zhu’er whispered to Li Tiezhu: “Taozi has changed too much.”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s right, he can now hold up the field without having to go back to raising pigs.”
“I mean he’s been drained.”
“Oh, he said he lost weight.”
“Guess I believe that?”
The show continued, and at 8pm the finale came with Guo Gangde and Yu Qian’s “All My Life”, which was so laugh-out-loud funny that the laughter and applause from the small audience of 3,000 in the theatre didn’t stop.
After the show, of course, there was a return, generally speaking, Guo Gangde in the theatre performance, do not return five or six times, that is the audience collectively hold urine, want to end early.
The fifth time he returned to the theatre, Guo Gangde came up alone, and the audience wondered, is Mr Donkey drunk again?
Not so much ah, just show stop sober ah.
Guo Gangde came to the stage and said, “Thank you! Thank you all, do not ask, Yu teacher did not drink today, resting backstage smoking it. The reason why he did not bring him up, the main bar, is that I think there are people since they came, not on to say a few words, that is sorry audience friends.”
The audience froze, and then applauded.
“Woo……”
“Li Tiezhu come up with a paragraph.”
“Serious brother go up!”
Li Tiezhu was dumbfounded, it could still be like this?
Song Zhu’er also followed the coaxing and jumped up to lead the shouting, “Tie Zhu! Come one! Tie Zhu! Come one!”
Guo Gangde wiped his face, “Everyone! Marrying a daughter-in-law should be married to this in the critical moment to push you into the fire pit, bamboo good!”
Li Tiezhu got a little embarrassed.
The audience shouted louder and louder, even the future mother-in-law joined in.
Guo Gangde smiled, “Come on! The audience loves it anyway.”
Li Tiezhu had to go on stage, this stage is not unfamiliar to him, the first and only time in his life to seriously say comedy, is here.
On stage, Li Tiezhu came to the microphone: “I’m flattered! I’m flattered! I never thought I would be able to do comedy with the living Mr Guo Gangde in my life.”