Guo Gangde: “So, you still thought about doing comedy with a dead me?”
Li Tiezhu: “Huh? What are you talking about? How can a dead man do comedy? I can’t even be a comic.”
Guo Gangde: “That’s not necessarily true! If I were to die, I could make a lot of people laugh for a year, they’ve been looking forward to this day for a long time.”
The audience understood: “Phew~”
Li Tiezhu: “Looking forward to what? Looking forward to …… eating a seat?”
Guo Gangde was choked: “You are the same, if you hang up, the people who laugh are more than me. At that time there must be a whole lot of people on the Internet to say, once upon a time there was a person who went against the entire music world, and then …… he died!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
The audience burst out laughing and applauded.
Lao Guo is really damn daring to say ah! Keeping up with current events, and a certain upright mushroom has a spell.
Li Tiezhu also laughed, not saying anything, backhandedly giving Guo a thumbs up.
Guo Gangde continued: ”There will be many versions, I can think of quite a few! Once upon a time there was a person very red but do not cooperate with others to do yin and yang contract, one day …… he died! Once upon a time there was a singer who was very good at writing songs but never cursed Guo Gangde, and then …… he died!”
Li Tiezhu: “Phew~”
Guo Gangde smiled as he sized up Li Tiezhu, then, looked at the exuberant Song Zhu’er on stage: “So, what’s going on today? Is this the rhythm of having wedding candies?”
Li Tiezhu didn’t intend to hide it, “Nope, discussing the engagement first.”
The audience collectively applauded and cheered:
“Oh oh oh oh ……”
“Marry in place.”
“Kiss one!”
Guo Gangde nodded, “Ooh! Good bloke. The audience nowadays have heavy tastes, Tiezhu you forgive me, letting you kiss me, hey …… I wasn’t expecting it! But I don’t have a problem with it, as long as you get off your mouth.”
Audience: “Phew ~”
Li Tiezhu: “No no no, my old man said I can’t eat too salty at night.”
Audience: “Hahahahaha ……”
Guo Gangde froze, looked at Li Tiezhu, then looked at the side, then wiped his face, licked his hands, and smashed his mouth:
“You guys are not too old …… to see people quite accurately.”
Several female audience members have already laughed and pumped.
Li Tiezhu: “That’s, ten fat nine salty, and one is diabetic.”
Guo Gangde raised his hand, “Teacher Yu is not salty.”
Audience: “Phew~”
Li Tiezhu: “You’ve tasted it?”
Guo Gangde is not a vegetarian: “No, my family has a dog always love to steal home sweets, once on a business trip, it went to Mr Yu’s home foster a few days, never stole sugar. After picking it up, it still thought the candy at home wasn’t sweet enough to eat, and had to go up to Mr Yu’s house.”
According to the conventional operation, Teacher Guo should say, sister-in-law told me the right thing.
Li Tiezhu is even more bullish: “Is Teacher Yu idle? Nuisance dog play children ……”
Audience: “Phew ……”
Guo Gangde hurriedly covered Li Tiezhu’s mouth and said to the backstage: “Senior brother, don’t take the knife! Misunderstanding! It’s all a misunderstanding.”
Yu Qianzhen poked out a head from the sidebar and shouted, “Are you two dead or not!”
Li Tiezhu struggled, “Doesn’t the dog bite?”
Guo Gangde let go of Li Tiezhu, bad smile: “Golden bell shroud!”
Li Tiezhu: “Iron cloth shirt!”
Audience: “Phew~”
Guo Gangde felt very happy, improvising with Li Tiezhu was quite a sensation!
It was different from working with Yu Qian, who was holding him up and paving the way for him, while Li Tiezhu was a tit-for-tat masterclass.
Guo Gangde said: “Well, what I just said is all a joke, Mr Yu does not have a fourth bad hobby.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t believe rumours and don’t spread rumours.”
“Happy today, ah! When Tie Zhu gets engaged remember to invite me, to be the master of ceremonies for you guys, Grandpa Guo I have no other skills, but I’m okay at hosting.”
“Thank you, Grandpa.”
“Don’t mention it, when I get married, you can sing a song.”
“What?”
“My son is getting married, I’ve already been married, I forgot, I’m so happy.”
“Why are you happy that I’m engaged?”
“After you have a master, no one will steal Mi Bing Bing from me.”
Audience: “Phew~”
Guo Gangde: “Actually, Tie Zhu and I are quite destined to be together. You all know that Yue Yupeng is his fan, right? Right from the beginning, I’ve been watching Tie Zhu’s singing competitions with them, sometimes after a performance, sometimes when I’m at home having dinner with my disciples. Someone said you guys watch variety shows too? Isn’t that nonsense? I also surf the internet, or else where did I copy my segments from?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes, Teacher Guo can read and write, not only can he surf the internet he can also use WeChat.”
“Ha ah? This is a compliment, right?”
“Yes yes yes!”
“The first time I was complimented and wanted to curse …… Tiezhu this child, the talent is visible to the naked eye! I’m talking about the talent of speaking comedy, in fact, after you were eliminated that time, I had thought about accepting him as a disciple, and planned to go with Brother Qian’er, but then I didn’t go because of something. It’s true! This I don’t swindle people.”
“Yo! Thank you.”
“Later on, you came back and won the championship, and you were instantly popular. I gave up this idea, you have a wide road, do not need to eat this bowl of comedy.”
“You flatter me.”
“Really, not because I can not beat your master to give up!”
“It’s fine, pick the place with less furniture, you may not lose.”
“Ah? Then I’ll find a chance to try it next time …… If one day I’m nosediving on stage to say comedy, it’s designated to be done by Cheng Dalong.”
“Or maybe just eat the seat.”
Guo Gangde pushed Li Tiezhu: “Can’t you expect me to be good? Okay, no more jokes. I’m happy that Tie Zhu can come to listen to the comedy, and I’m sure everyone is happy to see him pay for his own ticket to come on stage and do the comedy. It’s worth the ticket price, right?”
The audience shouted, “Worth it!”
Guo Gangde added to Li Tiezhu, “You’re a big hit this year! It’s not easy to make it big without cursing Guo Gangde.”
Li Tiezhu: “Quietly scolded.”
Guo Gangde said, “It’s a good way. This year, the TV series burst into the limelight, variety out of the country, Grammy three nominations, the most powerful distinction is …… not received an invitation to the Chinese music on.”
The audience applauded wildly, this slot spit good.
Guo Gangde: “Also made two films, both Spring Festival gear. Let’s not talk about Star Chow’s Kung Fu, that’s a blockbuster. Your own “Lost in Transit” is also a star-studded ah, Hong Dabao, Star Chow, Chicken, Deer Hani …… a lot of stars starring. That is, why wasn’t I invited?”
“Phew~”
The audience clamoured, “Invite you? Inviting you would be cool!
Li Tiezhu said, “In fact, I have mentioned it, but the investors did not agree.”
Guo Gangde: “Why is that?”
Li Tiezhu: “They said they came to make the film to make money, not to do charity.”
“So, I’m a philanthropist too?”
“That’s! You are an old philanthropist in the film industry!”
“Well, let’s just say that all those directors producers and whatnot who approached me to make a film were all charitable. You do charity too, and for your next film, will you ask me to make a cameo?”
Guo Gangde threw out the soul torture question.
The audience laughed and laughed.
Li Tiezhu thought about it and said seriously, “At the moment …… there is no such crazy idea!”
Guo Gangde laughed: “It’s not difficult for you, it’s not easy for you to go so smoothly on a rare occasion. With our friendship, if you meet any opponent in the film industry in the future, just say a word, I’ll go to give him a cameo.”
Li Tiezhu: “Wu Jing, Fang Bo, Shen Mouteng, Deng Chao ……”
“Phew!!!”
“Hahaha ……”
The audience is also speechless, so direct?
Guo Gangde: “Looks like you’re not very well liked either! Alright, grandpa I’ll think of something. You come to tell everyone, you can get good results in everything you do, besides sending undercover agents to your opponents, is there any other secret?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Of course there is! I have an ultimate oracle.”
“What is it?”
“Father come!”
“Huh?”
“It’s that whenever I’m in trouble, I passively summon a big daddy to cover me! Invincible in every way!”
“Such as?”
“Han Hong, Chen Yi Sen, Xu Shan Qiang, Cheng Da Long, Hong Da Bao, Star Chow, Liu Hua De, and …… Central Mum and Penguin!”
“Good guy, if you spell father, Guo Da Lin can’t even compare to you.”
After a few more back and forth, Guo Gangde wrapped up and then led a group of actors from Yunde Society out to thank the audience.
Li Tiezhu and Guo Gangde this paragraph, naturally was filmed and posted online.
It’s true that ordinary viewers also filmed it, but the hottest one was posted by Song Zhu’er, who has been filming it ever since Li Tiezhu took the stage.
As a result, her Jieyin account blew up and received a huge wave of blessings:
“Crap! Really?”
“My family’s Zhu’er was really snatched by Li Tiezhu, it’s all because of Benzema!”
“Happy engagement to Serious Brother and Tie Tou Wa!”
“Meet the parents all.”
“I damn well thought that Tiehouwa was born to Song Zhu’er.”
“This comic is good.”
“Old Guo really likes Li Tiezhu.”
“Those who say Li Tiezhu’s popularity is poor in the circle, come out and take a step or two?”
“Mr Guo recommended himself to be the master of ceremonies, this row ……”
“Don’t say these useless, I just want to know how Mr Yu nourishes the dog.”
“This is a double harvest of career and love for the serious brother.”
And back to the scene, and dozens of people wearing coats standing on the stage, Li Tiezhu looks very abrupt.
Guo Gangde and Yu Qian stood at the C position, Guo Dalin stood next to Yu Qian, and Li Tiezhu was next to Guo Gangde.
After thanking the audience, everyone bowed towards the stage.
Li Tiezhu had already been here once and was familiar with it, bowed and joked with the few he knew well as he walked towards the sidebar.
“Eh? How do I walk towards the backstage?”
Walking almost off the stage, Li Tiezhu only woke up.
Guo Da Lin pushed him to go, “Go go go, go backstage and catch up, Tao Zi go lead your grandpa and the others backstage to have some tea.”
Qin Tao jumped off the stage and led Li Fugui and Lao Sun and the others backstage.
The happiest person was Auntie Liu, she managed to get a photo and autograph from Guo Gangde and Yu Qian, her only regret was that Yue Yupeng had gone to record a programme and was not there today.
Old Sun tried his best to invite Guo Gangde and the others to join them for dinner, but was politely declined.
Mr Guo said, “You family dinner to talk about big things, today we will not participate, when the time to Yunde Society will certainly come to the most people.”
After saying goodbye to the Yundeshe people, Li Tiezhu and the others went to eat hot pot according to the original plan.
The food was northern copper pot shabu-shabu mutton, and the private room was booked online by Auntie Lin before.
Eating mutton in winter is nourishing and warming.
During the seat, Auntie Lin poured a glass of white wine for everyone, one leg stepped on the chair, and the posh noblewoman look that she had been pretending for a day suddenly disappeared:
“Alas hey …… not drunk today!”
Li Fugui and Old Sun simultaneously shrunk their necks, God synchronised.