“I’m not as handsome as him!”
“Phew~”
The audience on the scene is not much, and most of them are mainly young girls, they are fashionable and pretty full of high technology, and their delicate bodies are marinated in all kinds of cosmetics and perfumes, but …… they are equally grounded.
The main thing is that Li Tiezhu’s performance in the Yunde Society is too tawdry and the circulation is too wide.
If Li Tiezhu had a trace of humble stubbornness before, then the booing of this full house made him completely desperate!
Why ……
I hid it so meticulously, why was I still found out?
Tenggol laughed so hard that he jumped up, “Hahahahaha …… I told you that you were discovered!”
Li Tiezhu: “What are you laughing at? You were exposed too.”
Tenggol: “No way! It’s not like I’m red, there’s no way they could have guessed.”
“Phew~”
The audience used the same voice to force moncler outlet store them to the edge of the cliff as well.
moncler outlet online Are you misunderstanding yourself in some way?
Are you still not red?
Tenggol was confused, his huge hulk head bobbing around, “This …… is not scientific.”
Li Hao said, “Okay, two guests. It’s not important for the audience to guess it, what’s important is whether the guessing panel can guess it. Next, it’s time for the two of you to show your talent, may I ask who of the two will come first?”
Tenggor: “Let the one who spits bubbles come first.”
Li Hao: “Li Tiezhu, no, ‘To Believe in Light’ you go first? Be careful when you take the mask, don’t expose it again.”
Not only did he call out the name, he also mentioned the black history of directly exposing his face last time.
Li Tiezhu had already given up on sophistry and said, “Don’t worry! I won’t be exposed, my mask today is embedded, fused with the entire headgear, it’s hard to open it by hand if you don’t remove the headgear, the prop master said that this set is worth thousands.”
Tenggol jumped at the chance, reaching over to key Li Tiezhu’s mask, “Is that so? Let me see …… Oh! It’s more advanced than mine ……”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s natural, I want to buy a set …… hey! Hey!”
Ka-da~.
Tenggol directly keyed off the mask of Ultraman, and then, he himself froze.
Li Tiezhu’s face was just like this, once again blatantly exposed in front of everyone’s eyes. Last time, the head fell off, this time, the mask was gouged.
The entire audience and the guessing panel were stunned.
Host Li Hao was dumbfounded.
Yi Xiaomao: “Isn’t this my brother Peng Yuyan Peng?”
Big Teacher: “Pfft ……”
Yang Oil: “Brother good eyesight!”
The programme team was also very skinny and directly p-popped Peng Yuyan’s face on Ultraman’s face.
Tenggol reacted quickly and hurriedly snapped the mask back on, but he couldn’t fit it no matter what, and he and Li Tiezhu’s hands and feet were hilarious.
Then, an even more humiliating scene happened, Yang Oil Tenggol ran onto the stage and handed on a roll of transparent tape.
Li Tiezhu is also going crazy, I seriously reserved on the show, how can I be embarrassed again?
“Forget it!”
Li Tiezhu not only did not take the tape, but even gave the mask to Yang Oil, this time really clear cards.
Yang Oil: “You’re not going to salvage it again?”
Li Tiezhu: “Do you think it’s still necessary?”
Yang Oil turns around and gets off the stage: “That’s not so necessary.”
Li Tiezhu: “The programme team remembered to p a mask for me.”
So the programme team gave him the face of Peng Yuyan all the time.
Obviously, the audience and the guessing panel off stage had laughed themselves silly, it was the first time they had seen a guest so devastated that he didn’t even want his mask. The last time he came, Li Tiezhu at least struggled a little bit, and now he was already lying flat.
And when it came time for him to perform the programme, Li Tiezhu was even more unlovable: “Let me do a set of Sichuan opera face changing? It’s the cool kind.”
Li Hao: “You still know this trick?”
Li Tiezhu gave him a look, “No, I won’t! Isn’t there a later stage of the programme? Give me a p, be cool!”
So he just stood there and didn’t move, and the post was very good and p’d him a cool set of face changing special effects, only …… combined with the scenario, it only looked even more hilarious.
Big Teacher: “I don’t think he’ll ever come back to our show again, one meltdown at a time!”
Yi Xiaomao: “That’s not necessarily true, he’ll forget in a few days, my brother Chu’s memory is only seven days.”
“It’s Brother Peng.”
“Oh yeah, Brother Peng Yuyan Peng.”
Pop-up:
“This is probably the destiny of a proper brother!”
“Although his talent amazes me, I really can’t help but laugh ……”
“I usually don’t laugh unless I can’t help it.”
“Tenggor is using the Nine Yin White Bone Claws, right? It falls off as soon as you grab it.”
“These two put together are too comical.”
“Tie Zhu is really stupid and cute.”
“Is the face change okay?”
“Every time Li Tiezhu can complete ‘The Masked Singer’ as a sand sculpture comedy show.”
“This new song by Peng Yuyan is awesome!”
“Peng Yuyan’s face changing is awesome!”
Then, Tenggor also performed his talent, which was actually a set of military boxing, almost twisting his waist.
Li Hao Dao: “Thank you to the two guests for their not-so-great talent performances, below, may I ask the guessing panel if they will opt for a double reveal this round, or will they guess one person first?”
Qi Xian: “Shall we guess one first? Guess who?”
Yang Oil: “I suggest guessing ‘To Believe in the Light’ first, he’s too well hidden, he doesn’t look like Li Tiezhu at all, so let’s guess the difficult one! I guess he is …… Howard Liu!”
Big Teacher: “Hey? Then is it okay if I guess he’s Jialin? No matter the gender and body type, they all look alike.”
“Whew~”
This was excessive, the audience couldn’t listen anymore.
Damn it, Li Tiezhu’s face was exposed, would you guys be a bit too disgusting like this? However, it seems to be quite fun.
Tao Bi Luo asked Yi Xiao Mao, “Xiao Mao, who do you think he is?”
Yi Xiaomao sheepishly held up his glasses and coyly said, “Why can’t we have a double reveal? I think Grandpa looks like Guo Tartar, and Ultraman looks like Peng Yuyan. Pfft …… Anyway, there’s nothing to lose if you can’t guess.”
Oh ho~
The guessing panel bigwigs had sideways glances, this kid is wild enough ah!
It’s not enough to hang Li Tiezhu up and whip him? He wants to hang Tenggol as well?
“Agreed!”
“This can be had.”
“No problem.”
Everyone quickly agreed with Yi Xiaomao’s evil opinion.
“Please invite the two guests to the reveal area!”
“Three, two, one ……”
“Unfortunately, poof huh huh …… Errr! Unfortunately, the guessing panel guessed wrong, they are not Guo Tartar and Peng Yuyan.”
Li Hao felt like it was too hard for him, this was like torturing the host.
Big Teacher: “How is it possible! Gosh! We actually guessed wrong?”
Qi Xian: “The guests nowadays are all hiding too well, it’s not good to be a guessing panel, goose goose goose …… really bad!”
Yang Oil: “Yes! At any moment, I might die of laughter.”
Yi Xiaomao hesitantly came in, “Yes, yes, it’s too hard …… Even I didn’t guess who Grand Master Tenggol and Li Tiezhu are.”
The crowd looked at Yi Xiaomao breathlessly, then burst out laughing at the same time.
And backstage, Li Tiezhu and Tenggol were still complaining to each other, feeling that it was the other who had dragged them down.
Finally, Li Tiezhu said, “Forget it! I won’t bother with you, just guess it out, anyway, they don’t dare to guess us both out in the first round, they are still waiting for us to sing the second song to boost the ratings.”
Tengor: “But …… stupid! The whole country saw it.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Regarding this issue, in fact …… I have long been used to it.”
Tenggol touched his bald head, “But I’m so smart.”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes, smart as hell.”
Next, the recording of the programme continued, and soon came to the second half, the guest solo session.
Tenggor, who knew he had been exposed, didn’t hide it any more, in fact he couldn’t hide it, and sang a song called “Follow You to the Sky” with his personal characteristics, once again reaping applause from the whole audience.
Tao Bi Luo exclaimed, “This is a hall-of-fame singer.”
Qi Xian said, “His singing voice has a kind of magic.”
Then, as a matter of course, Tenggor, who was revealed again, was guessed.
The bigger reason for not guessing last time, apart from the variety show effect, was that they wanted to hear them sing again, and not guessing this time would be an insult to the audience’s intelligence.
Tenggor, who was guessed out, looked less than convinced, “Actually, I was able to hide it well, but, in order to sing ‘Dislocated Time and Space’ with him, I was dragged down by him!”
Big Teacher: “Right! It’s all Peng Yuyan’s fault.”
After Tenggol sang, it was Li Tiezhu’s turn to sing solo again, and he didn’t have the qualifications to continue pretending, and it would be even more stupid to pretend any longer.
Li Tiezhu sang the new song “Materia Medica”.
From his second appearance, the programme team did not give him p Peng Yuyan’s face, the whole show face singing.
After singing, Li Tiezhu stubbornly said, “If it wasn’t for my mask being moncler outlet online broken, I wouldn’t have been so easily guessed by you guys.”
The guessing group was also powerless to spit.
Big Teacher said, “Let’s not reveal this one, right? From the moment he said his first monologue in ‘Dislocated Time’, everyone knew who he was, right?”
“Right!”
The audience shouted.
Li Tiezhu frowned, this couldn’t be possible! It must be them pretending!
Big Teacher: “Tell me loudly, who is he?”
“Peng Yuyan!”
The audience shouted in unison.
A few guessing judges fell down laughing, but Big Teacher remained firm: “So, Peng Yuyan, did you come here today just to sing?”
Li Tiezhu: “I came to promote the film.”
Big Teacher: “Good! Peng Yuyan, what’s the name of your film?”
Li Tiezhu: “Erm …… I’ll think about it ……”
Mainly because everyone called him Peng Yuyan, Li Tiezhu was a bit flustered, and Big Teacher’s speech was too fast, he was a bit unable to keep up with the pace.
“Pfft ……”
Yi Xiaomao once again sprayed with laughter.
Big Teacher: “Do you want me to give you a hint? The first film is related to martial arts. What is it?”
Li Tiezhu: “Kung Fu!”
Big Teacher jumped up, “Correct answer! Peng Yuyan answered in seconds, he even knows the name of the film he starred in, that’s amazing!”
Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly, his smile revealing stupidity.
The audience laughed once again, since Li Tiezhu came, they hadn’t watched the show properly, and it was quite tiring to laugh.
On stage, the big teacher asked again, “There’s another film, a road movie that you wrote, directed and acted in ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Lost in Transit.”
Big Teacher: “Wow! Li Tie …… Peng Yuyan has learnt to snatch the answer! Congratulations, answer ……”
“Correct!!!”
The audience shouted as they stifled their laughter.
Li Tiezhu scratched his head, Huh? It always felt like something went wrong somewhere.