The big teacher has always been more skinny and wild, dislike those who are not accustomed to it, dislike those who like it, and his words are often over the line and have a mixed reputation. Although his dislike is not as strong as Li Tiezhu’s, but his love and hate are clear and three views are correct but shameless, which is also recognised by the world.
Therefore, the big teacher who was in the mood didn’t intend to let Li Tiezhu off the hook, he continued:
“Peng Yuyan! I heard that you also guest starred in two Spring Festival blockbusters, what are their names?”
The audience actually laughed a lot, Li Tiezhu and Big Teacher were two living treasures, the interactive dialogue was just too peculiar.
The guessing group is similar, completely unable to keep up with the rhythm, can only follow the laughter.
Li Tiezhu again confused, did not tell the programme team to advertise those two ah, they are my competitors! If their box office is high, my box office will be low, it is not cost effective.
“Erm …… this this ……”
“Can’t remember again? It’s okay, film directors are like that, it’s normal to have too many scenes to remember, I’ll give you a hint ……”
“No need! I remember the names of those two films.”
“Wow! Really? That’s not easy, is it?”
“Huh?”
“You actually remembered the names of the films you cameoed in? That’s too dedicated, isn’t it? Truly a role model for my generation! A beacon of light in the world of acting, what was the name of that?”
“I don’t really want to say the names of the two films.”
“Why?”
“Because, because …… they’re reactionaries!”
“Pfft ……”
Big Teacher couldn’t carry on either, and couldn’t speak any of the other words he had organised.
Li Tiezhu never cared about making a fool of himself, serious face: “Big Teacher, I feel like you’re targeting me.”
Big Teacher: “Heh heh heh …… no! I am because I like you too much. Really!”
The rest of the guessing panel laughs maniacally, your liking is too heavy!
The segment about the show, on the other hand, drew pop-up controversy when it was aired:
“Li Tiezhu is just too funny!”
“Can he even forget his own film name?”
“Calling him Peng Yuyan, he really dares to agree! Ugh! Not at all immodest.”
“Big Teacher went overboard ……”
“It feels like he’s teasing a child, not respecting each other at all.”
“Big Teacher has always been like this, and he’s also doing it to advertise Li Tiezhu’s film.”
“It always feels like teasing a fool.”
“I don’t understand where this guy gets his sense of superiority in front of Li Tiezhu.”
“This paragraph is very angry to watch.”
“Just based on that song Li Tiezhu just sang, he shouldn’t be treated like this.”
“Just wait, Brother Chengjing isn’t a vegetarian.”
“I always feel that Big Teacher will make a fool of himself.”
On the show, Yi Xiaomao wanted to find a way to give his buddy a leg up and asked, “Brother Zhu, your two films, when will they be released respectively?”
Li Tiezhu was in deep thought again, he had just been thinking about whether it was true that Big Teacher said he liked him, and suddenly shifted his thinking a little bit to keep up with the pace.
Big Teacher has always had a broken mouth, “Kung Fu is New Year’s Eve, so everyone can go to the cinema and watch the film before going home for New Year’s Eve dinner. Lost in Transit is on the second day of the Lunar New Year, and on the first day of the Lunar New Year, everyone has to go around to pay homage to the New Year’s Eve, and receive New Year’s Eve money, so they can go to the cinema the next day to watch the film. Anyway, I laughed myself silly at the promo for these two films, I will definitely go to see them, see you at the cinema.”
He spoke quickly, and it didn’t take much time to finish this paragraph.
Li Tiezhu reacted three beats slower: “Ah …… right!”
Big Teacher: “Right what right? Special note ah, friends of the audience in front of the TV! Because our Li Tiezhu, no, Peng Yuyan students are a naive, so he even ran to us a music programme to promote the film. Thank you! Look down on us!”
Li Tiezhu: “You’re welcome.”
Big Teacher: “Hey! We viewers have to really support them, after all, they have brought their original songs to sing here, right? Besides, my personal favourite musician is Li Tiezhu, I love his songs, every single one of them! So don’t say I’m judging him, I especially like his work, and I believe he and I share the same heart. What do you think of my music?”
Li Tiezhu a blank face, this goods speech is too fast, hear over to understand not over: “Ha?”
Big teacher: “Compliment me twice.”
Li Tiezhu: “You are also a singer? Original?”
This is not Li Tiezhu intentionally that, is he really do not know the big teacher, he used to think he was a host it.
The big teacher’s expression was stunned: “Don’t you know? Wash and Brush, Double Shine, Sunshine Little White Horse, are all my songs! I’ve complimented you for half a day, how can you show it?”
Li Tiezhu came to a sudden realisation: “Oh …… so you are a children’s song creator! I’ve heard your songs in the rocking car.”
Yi Xiaomao: “Snort~”
The big teacher’s thoughts were very different: “You still ride the rocking car?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “I don’t ride ……”
Big Teacher breathed a sigh of relief.
Li Tiezhu: “Zhu’er often sit, but also sat in a bad one, lost a lot of money.”
Big Teacher: “……”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s all because of your …… song.”
Big Teacher: “……”
No Erstblad!!!
The audience’s eyes lit up, clearly feeling a different vibe, and the guessing panel went into watch mode.
Pop-up:
“He’s coming he’s coming! Li Tiezhu’s dislike skill has resurfaced!”
Li Tiezhu: “I mean these songs are pretty good, easy to learn catchy and kid friendly.”
Big Teacher: “I’m not ……”
“You must really like children, right? That’s nice!”
“I don’t like bears. I’m married, I’ve been married for a long time, but I don’t have kids.”
“Ever been to Concord Hospital?”
Big Bokke root!!!
“There’s nothing wrong with me! I have absolutely no problem functioning, I’m subjectively willing to not really want to have children. Let’s say you and Zhu’er, you are so young, will you get married in a few years and then have a baby right away?”
“I’m afraid that she won’t last long enough to get married …… to take a break first.”
“Pfft ……”
Kick the bokke root!!!!
“Hikaru, no, Yuhiko! You know the happy life of human beings is not only by reproducing offspring ……”
“Any mating that doesn’t aim to produce offspring is hooliganism!”
“Crap ……”
“Of course, this thing can be appropriately roguish, but not roguish for life, right?”
Coda Gramroot!!!
This world does have a slightly larger variety scale, so …… is pretty coherent.
“Ohk! I’m convinced, I’m convinced of you, big brother. Collect the divine power!”
“So, have you come to enlightenment?”
“Enlightened of what?”
“The motherland needs you! The third child has been liberalised, if you still don’t have a child, we’ll all despise you! The future of the nation will be cut short in your hands, not …… the account book!”
“Pfft ……”
Pentakill root!!!
Tengor, who had long been off the stage, were listening to Li Tiezhu’s magical words while removing his make-up, laughing and head-hammering the make-up artist.
The big teacher stood up and made a worshipful gesture with his hands up in the air, “I’m sorry, Brother Zhu! I was wrong! Please let go!”
“What’s wrong? Aren’t we recording the programme amicably?”
“I …… big brother, I’m really wrong!”
“Uncle, you have recognised the wrong person. I’m not your big brother, I’m just one of the billions of ordinary people!”
Li Tiezhu is also helpless, I don’t want to ah.
You dislike me for so long in front of me, I can tolerate my kindness, but the system he does not allow ah, “mind damage skills” is lit, what can I do?
At this moment, the other members of the panel have all laughed, either lying or lying down, Yi Xiaomao is squatting on the ground jumping and laughing.
The audience has also become a bit chaotic, because many beautiful women are laughing so much that the powder on their faces is falling down layer by layer, and they are busy covering their faces to make up.
When the programme aired, the pop-ups were even more confusing and rampant.
Big Teacher turned to Li Hao for help.
And what was the current host of the show, Li Hao, doing?
He was picking up the microphone.
That’s right, he dropped his microphone, and as he crouched down for the second time to laugh and slap the floor, the microphone fell off and rolled towards the stage.
It was hard to pick the mic back up, and Li Hao read Big Teacher’s desperation:
“Erm …… I feel Big Teacher’s strong desire to survive! Hao! Tie Zhu, no, Yu Yan, you’re here to promote the film, so don’t tangle with Big Teacher too much. He has no function other than pulling down your box office.”
Li Tiezhu: “Did you have a baby?”
Li Hao: “Erm …… who’s that? Big Teacher, go on!”
Big Teacher had completely surrendered and waved his hand without saying anything.
Li Hao could only say stiffly, “I give birth, to three children! Do you have anything else to say about the film? If not, we’re going to have our next singing guest.”
Li Tiezhu nodded his head, “One last thing, the name of my film is Lost in Space and, uh, and ……”
Big Teacher: “Kung Fu! Kung Fu directed by Star Chow!”
Li Tiezhu: “Look how smart you are, Uncle, have more children. The future of the nation ……”
Big Teacher had already stood up on his chair and raised his hand as if swearing, “The future of the famous race is held in my account book! Don’t worry, I will fill it up, how many pages? I will spell **** it out and fill it up for him. Please, if there is something fast, if there is nothing, leave the court!”
Li Tiezhu looked at Li Hao: “Then I go down?”
Li Hao decisively helped him to go down, with a respectful attitude, of course, deliberately pretending, this one is too scary.
Li Tiezhu finally retired from the stage, although it took up far more hours than the other contestants, it also brought joy to the audience and pain to the big teacher.
“Oh my god! That scared the hell out of me. I almost thought I was going to die on the spot.”
Big Teacher jumped down from his chair and slumped back into it, rather hijacked.
Yi Xiaomao coldly said, “You’re the bravest person I’ve ever seen, to dare to stand hard against Brother Chu and still keep your body intact, you’re already very strong.”
Big Teacher: “Didn t I …… underestimate his killing power? It seems that what the internet says is true, I won’t dare to do it again.”
Pop-up:
“The ending is too comfortable!”
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Tie Zhu never lets anyone down, happy!”
“Tiezhu passes where the group of evils are not easy!”
“Serious brother kills in a big way, great joy.”
“Unfortunately, it’s a pity that each of those guessing panels don’t speak, if only everyone was like Big Teacher.”
“This world still has more people with pussy ……”
“Kung Fu and Lost in Translation are the focus, right hey? Don’t you guys discuss films?”
“What’s there to say about films? Just watch and be done with it.”
“Soldier’s Assault fans say that films starring Li Tiezhu must be watched.”
“The singer in the back won’t watch it, rewind and listen to Dislocated Time and Space again.”