However, the colourful Li Tiezhu could not bluff Star Chow at all, not to mention that there are Yuanhua, Kun, these veterans add oil and vinegar, so Li Tiezhu dabbled in the film set dabbling in food and drink spots of bad deeds were made public.
It turns out that Li Tiezhu is not only rubbing the star to eat and drink, but also rubbed a few other main actors, even the role of the pitifully small Huang Yi Yi was forced to buy him a piece of ice-cream.
Li Tiezhu is still stubborn: “I thought I was so cute that everyone would be willing to treat me to food and milk tea ……”
Star Chow: “So, tonight we all must let Li Tiezhu treat us to a big meal.”
Yuanhua: “Good! I’m in favour.”
Huang Yi Yi: “Hot pot it is.”
Shaohua: “I’m sure you can see that this is a happy crew and the creators are very close ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Where is it a itsy-bitsy relationship? Star Chow is a tyrant on set, and the two Kun and Cong are overly lewd, well …… take your hands off ……”
Brother Kun and Brother Cong teamed up to control Li Tiezhu, fearing that the bastard would say something too shocking in the past.
Unconsciously, Li Tiezhu had somehow become the focus of the entire creative team and the conference, which was something that couldn’t be helped, everyone was used to it.
Even Star Chow didn’t feel anything wrong.
Pop-up screen:
“There’s no one else in Brother Zhu’s popularity ……”
“No matter which crew he’s in, he’s always taken care of by everyone.”
“Blatantly calling Master Star a tyrant, unique!”
“This is not beaten to death, keep it for New Year?”
“Remember when the Three Kingdoms crew came to Super Voice to snatch someone? That was when he was just a dragon set.”
“Li Tiezhu: It must be because of my face value!”
“Bah~”
“Can we talk about something in the Yang world?”
“I heard that Star Chow even went to help Li Tie Zhu direct Lost in Space for two days.”
“This is true love!”
“Pfft, there’s a shot that made Li Tiezhu NG more than fifty times ……”
“Kung Fu and Lost in Transit are a must see!”
Shaohua continued, “I believe that such a family-like team will be able to bring you a top-notch work. Below, we enter the media interview session, which friend to ask a question first?”
Li Tiezhu was gagged and could only watch as the programme entered the next segment.
It was good that the reporters asked Li Tiezhu the most questions, more than asking Master Xing, of course not because he was more popular than Master Xing, but because the media knew that from Li Tiezhu’s mouth, it would be easier to dig up big news.
“Li Tiezhu, may I ask how much do you rate your acting in Kung Fu?”
“I’ve said I don’t have much acting ability, now it’s all about face value. You’re the one with acting skills, your whole family has acting skills!”
“Why do you say that Master Star is a tyrant on the film set?”
“Isn’t it? When my grandmaster uncle was in the hospital because he was bitten by a mosquito, he replaced the action director with Master Eight.”
“So it’s true that Master Star and Hung Tai Po clashed on set, right?”
“I even suspect that those mosquitoes were paid for by Master Star, it must be so …… ha! It was actually Master Bo who was trying to take care of me, and Wu Da’s style was too tough, while Master Star wanted an ethereal and dashing style.”
“So Master Hung left because of you?”
“Of course not. Grandmaster Uncle was bitten by a poisonous mosquito and wasn’t very well, so Master Star called in Master Eight to save the day. My master uncle, on the other hand, felt that the two action directors would have a disagreement, so he withdrew voluntarily. However, Master Star still paid for it, and the names of my uncle and Master Eight were written on the action director’s credits. It was the two of them, together, who directed the action scenes of this film.”
“But the internet said that Master Hong and Master Star didn’t get along with each other over the film and didn’t even call each other?”
“Nonsense! They’ve always been on bad terms, they didn’t contact each other before, this time it’s just work coming together.”
Li Tiezhu kept talking blindly there, and no one stopped him.
The host, Shaohua, was a bit anxious, but he was surprised to find that Star Chow, Yuan Pinghe, and Yuan Qiu all looked as normal, even with a smile on their faces.
Is it really okay to break the news like this?
Although the things Li Tiezhu said were explosive, they were all true, there was no adding fuel to the fire, and there was nothing that could be avoided. Some things are good to tell through, the more you cover up, the more the outside world will speculate, and then it will open up strange and weird brain holes.
A reporter asked again, “Many martial arts directors can work together, why doesn’t Master Hong work with Master Eight?”
Li Tiezhu: “Because my grandmaster uncle doesn’t have a good relationship with Master Eight either!”
Reporter: “Erm ……”
Yuan Qiu didn’t hold his tongue, “Pfft ……”
Yuan Hua shakes his head.
Star Chow and Yuan Pinghe held back their laughter, their shoulders shaking, while the others with small curiosity could only keep a stern face, their toes gripping the soles of their shoes, not daring to show a hint of a smile.
Reporter: “You are saying that Master Hong is not well liked in the circle?”
Li Tiezhu: “No no, he is quite good, much better than my master, no one scolded him behind his back.”
Reporter: “You have a grudge against your master?”
Li Tiezhu did not hear: “Who has a grudge against who? Relationship is not good, does not mean that there is hatred. Shooting well, some things do not fit is not fit, forced useless, such as me and Ning stone director filming, never understand him to talk about the play, of course, his expression ability is not good I do not blame him …… is to give an example. I and the Ning stone director relationship is not good, each other also have no contact, but he still every film to find me, annoying! Understand?”
Offstage, Ning Shi covered his face and said to Xu Shanqian, “I’m wrong, I’m really wrong, I shouldn’t have let him guest star as Brother Nima in the first place ……”
Xu Shanqian grinned a bad grin, so dashing.
Still my brother Zhu is dashing!
In addition, there were other big directors in the circle such as Feng Gangbao, Kaixuan, and Guan Meow who were invited to attend the meeting, and they were unabashedly mocking Ning Shi.
Another female reporter said, “Li Tiezhu, you’re saying that heroes have hearts of gold, but they may not all be friends, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “Hey! This sister has culture. So, you say who has conflicts with who, who has a good relationship with who, it has no effect on the film. To say that the relationship is good, Master Star has the best relationship with my elder sister Huang Yi Yi on the film set, and he often ……”
Star Chow startled: “Often give her analysis of the characters, give her guidance acting, she is a newcomer well.”
Li Tiezhu looked like I understand: “Master Star takes special care of newcomers, such as my sister.”
Star Chow grunted coldly: “Your sister is much cuter than you, which is like you who are disgusted by people and dogs, a girl like Little Flower, who doesn’t fight, doesn’t curse, doesn’t cheat, will be cared for and respected everywhere she goes.”
Lost your mind?
For a while, the reporters couldn’t ask any questions.
The scene went cold.
Xu Shanqiang laughed so hard that he could see the grooves of his back teeth, “Ha! Haha! Stone, I suggest you find Liu Xiaohua to act in your next film, it’s guaranteed to blow your mind, haha ……”
Ning stone shook his head, never fall for it again, was Li Tiezhu pit miserable, that Liu Xiaohua although looks cute, but …… she and Li Tiezhu is not a brother and sister, right ah! It should not be a big problem, right? How about …… trying?
For a while, under the mobilisation of Shaohua, the reporters regained their vitality and barely managed to support the twenty minute interview session.
Then, it was time for the performance segment, and Kung Fu was, of course, a martial arts performance.
A team of boxing performances, a team of weapons performances, and finally, the most flamboyant Axe Gang dancing performance, led by Kun himself.
After the performance, the actors were driven off the stage by Star Chow.
Directors such as Feng Gangbao, Kaixuan, Guan Meow, Ning Shi, Xu Shanqiang, etc., led two leaders to the stage, and cut the ribbon together with Star Chow and Yuan Pinghe, which was the last part of the film premiere ceremony.
The pretty ceremonial ladies came on stage with scissors on a tray.
As a result, there was an extra pair of scissors after they were handed out.
Shao Hua was a bit confused: “Aren’t there ten people cutting the ribbon? Is it because one of the directors hasn’t come back yet?”
When he said he hadn’t returned yet, he meant that he might have gone to the toilet.
Feng Gangbao said, “The directors are all here.”
Star Chow looked around and pointed to the side stage, “What are you running for? Cut the ribbon!”
The actors who had just stepped off the stage were also looking around, calling who? Yuan Qiu?
Yuan Qiu stood out and took a look at the great guy! She was also furious, and reached out and kicked Li Tiezhu onto the stage: “Go cut the ribbon! Can’t remember your job? Blame it all on Yuanlou that idiot ……”
Star Chow’s list is set to Li Tiezhu, after all, he is the male number one ah, curry enough.
Li Tiezhu went on stage, scratching his head and walked over, took the scissors in the tray of the pretty young lady, walked to the middle and looked at it, Master Star and a certain leader in the middle also can not stand ah.
He was even more confused.
Star Chow: “The very edge ah! You still want to stand C position? Rotten mud can’t hold the wall, dead angry me. Next time I won’t arrange for you to cut the ribbon!”
Listening to this tone, will they still look for Li Tiezhu to work with them in the future?
Laughter resounded from the stage, many artists were laughing their heads off, one is willing to fight the other, who is to blame?
Leng Ba: “Hee hee, funny, right?”
Yang Mi: “You’re so damn blessed, you’ve just made your debut ……”
Pop-up army:
“This launch alone is funnier than so many comedy films in China.”
“Serious Brother is really dull.”
“Star Chow plus Li Tie Zhu, this is still not heavenly?”
“Laughing my arse off, I’m going to see the film tomorrow!”
“I’ve bought all the tickets, I hope I won’t be laughed out of my nerves.”
“Li Tiezhu’s sense of comedy is innate, just like Master Xing, just standing there can make people laugh.”
The ribbon-cutting was completed.
A loud applause rang out from the stage.
Everyone waved and bowed to the stage, then followed the ceremonial lady off the stage, the staff started to remove the props, the film would be shown soon, Shao Hua pinched the time and was making the final padding.
After Li Tiezhu bowed towards the bottom, he drew a burst of laughter, he waved his hand again, and the laughter was even louder, it’s so strange.
“Hahahahaha ……”
The laughter was not very friendly.
Li Tiezhu stood in place and looked to the left and right, a person is gone, all gone? After the ribbon-cutting, you go off the stage? No other activities? Why not call me? Another look, Star Chow and then the side of the stage with a face of hopelessness looking at Li Tiezhu, but it is not good to shout.
Tiptoeing through the big screen behind Shaohua, Li Tiezhu went to join everyone.
Star Chow wanted to say something, but in the end, he could only insert his waist and shake his head with a bitter smile.
Li Tiezhu: “Master Star, is there an appearance fee for today’s event?”
Master Star: “If only I were as dashing as you!”
Li Tiezhu modestly said, “You’re also very dashing, but something like temperament can’t be learnt.”
Star Chow laughed awkwardly, “Ahaha! You’re still really a show of talent! Well …… roll!”