“Roll!”
“Hey!”
“This way.”
“Oh, sh*t, here comes the pleasure.”
“What’s the pleasure?”
“Suddenly I want to go to the boo boo. Would you like to join us, Mr Star?”
“sh*t! It’s a mess! It’s a mess!”
“A little girl wakes up early in the morning, goes to the toilet with her trousers, and there’s a …… inside the toilet.”
Li Tiezhu hummed a song and went to boo boo.
Star Chow is speechless, he has been in the film industry for more than thirty years, all the artists and directors have been trained by him, Deng Chao, Wu Yifan, Lin Dog and so on, which one dares to disobey? Unlike this sinner ……
Looking at Li Tiezhu’s senior aunts and uncles who were holding back their laughter, Star Chow almost couldn’t hold back from cursing Yuanlou’s stupidity as well.
Star Chow took the creators to the exclusive seats of the cast and crew and sat down, and the film began.
The very first shots were tawdry.
Guest appearance of the crocodile gang boss of the director Feng steel cannon, although the acting skills slightly stiff expression templated, especially the line skills in general, but better than the plot design odd and ups and downs, reversal of strong and fast-paced, the beginning of the audience firmly grasp the eyeballs.
Meanwhile, in cinemas across the country, “Kung Fu” began to be released simultaneously, and millions of fans were shocked by the spiritual beginning.
“Is there still heavenly justice? Is there any king’s law left?”
“Stop! Remember? I even invited you to dinner.”
“Deng Deng Deng Deng ……”
“Sister-in-law, don’t be silly, I don’t kill women, go away!”
“Boom!!!”
“Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng ……”
The other cinemas were in shock, while in Hall 1 of Century Cinema City, there was applause.
Li Tiezhu came back after booing and was grabbed by Star Chow.
“What for? Big brother! I don’t stir the pot.”
“Shut up, I’m nervous.”
“Master Star you ……”
“Shhh!”
“I’m done pissing, I don’t need a backing track.”
“I’m f*cking telling you to stop talking! Close your voice!”
Li Tiezhu blankly put on the IMAX glasses, looking at the big screen on their own comical performance, thought to myself, the Star Master such curiosity to this time will also be nervous, indicating that …… he must owe people a lot of money.
Looking at the film screen, Li Tiezhu slowly stared up, this is a hundred years of Star Chow’s strength?
The gap is too big, in comparison, his own “Lost in Space” is simply over the top. Not only martial arts action and special effects, but mainly the storyline, character features and the control of lines and rhythm.
Humour, a top-notch sense of rhythm.
There was no doubt that this film would be the pinnacle of domestic kung fu films, a genuine visual feast in terms of the film’s effects, martial arts design and special effects level alone. Therefore, the audience was dazzled from the very beginning, and even the group of directors and investors in the front row who were used to seeing big productions were nodding their heads frequently.
As the plot advances, the protagonist, Pillar Boy, makes his debut, and he brings Fatty to the Pig Cage Walled City to impersonate the Axe Gang and cheat money, and after a series of strange and bizarre tawdry operations, he draws the Axe Gang leader to be beaten up, which then sets off a feud between the Axe Gang and the Pig Cage Walled City ……
Laughter echoed through the cinema, almost without stopping, and the occasional pause for laughter was surprised by the cool fights and special effects.
The film was briskly paced, with lots of laughs and extraordinarily amusing characters, especially the Fire Cloud Evil God who was a stunner.
And the fancy chase scene between Li Tiezhu and Yuan Qiu was a laugh riot.
Soon, a hundred minutes passed.
The premiere of Kung Fu was over, and in countless cinemas in hundreds of cities across the country, the first showing was over as well.
Under the auspices of Shaohua, after a short process of ten or so minutes, the premiere of Kung Fu officially ended, and all the stars, big directors and media left.
Of course, there were still interviews to be conducted before leaving, and the aftermath of the film was also important.
“Director Shanqian, what are your thoughts after watching ‘Kung Fu’?”
“I just didn’t expect Li Tiezhu to be able to act so well, Master Xing’s guidance to the actors is unique, I admire it! A very good film, a benchmark for my generation of filmmakers to chase.”
“What does Director Kaixuan think of the filming of Kung Fu? What do you think about the box office of this film?”
“Very well made, a very interesting film, however, the good or bad of a film shouldn’t be determined by the box office, that’s all in the eyes of the commoners, the appreciation level of the general public needs to continue to be cultivated. Also, one problem with this film is that the special effects are rather average, not that it’s bad, it’s not, it’s just not as good as I thought it would be. You see, the special effects of “Arigatou”, which I made ten years ago, were no worse than those of “Kung Fu” now, and it goes without saying how much technological progress has been made in the past ten years. So, this film could have actually done better, kind of, kind of a pity.”
“Director Feng Gangbao, are you satisfied with your cameo?”
“Satisfied! Of course I’m satisfied, I’ve played quite a few roles, and this one is my favourite. Cool! When Star Chow comes to give me a cameo, I’ll definitely get him an even more handsome role, hahaha ……”
“Did Star Chow say he’s going to give you a cameo?”
“Do I need to say it? Silent understanding! We are all in the circle, this kind of thing doesn’t need to be said explicitly, I help you and you help me, isn’t it always like that? Besides, he has given a cameo to Li Tiezhu, but not to me, isn’t this a slap in my face? Hahaha ……”
“Yang Mi, Leng Ba, what are your feelings after watching Kung Fu?”
“This, this film has a profound intention, vividly describing the hardships and tribulations of the poor people in the olden times, while the protagonist, who has lost his way, finally overcomes evil, fully expressing the maxim that evil cannot defeat good. We will reflect deeply on ……”
“Leng Ba you can’t talk let me say okay? One word! Praise! This is an absolute masterpiece. A very fun film, highly recommended to all viewers, New Year’s Eve, this film must not be missed!”
“There’s also Lost in Translation.”
“Thank you both.”
The premiere was finally over, and Li Tiezhu didn’t treat anyone because, in fact, there was another arrangement tonight.
Apart from the artists and directors who had something to do or pretended to have something to leave, and then excluding some people whose relationship was really not too friendly, the rest of the directors and artists were all invited by Star Chow to go to a hotel party not far from the cinema.
This was set beforehand, after all, most of the entertainment industry were night owls.
At the party, Star Chow wasn’t nervous anymore, and announced in a spirited manner, “As of 00:00am last night, the nationwide pre-sale box office of Kung Fu – broke 300 million! Thank you!”
The whole room got high, and most people were still happy for Star Chow.
After Human Fish, there was a film that was about to explode, knowing that the pre-sale box office of Human Fish was only a little over 200 million back then, worthy of Star.
So, it was highly likely that Kung Fu would break the box office of Mermaid and become another masterpiece.
Everyone started drinking and eating meat and chatting with the girls.
Star Chow actually wasn’t archaic at all, quite the contrary this one used to be a surfer, so he got someone to hire more than a dozen tender models.
It is a real young model, seventeen or eighteen years old kind, body petite meat tender tall, the key also wear save fabric.
This is the rhythm of the circle of female artists do not feel at ease ah!
Yuanhua found a young model to the corner to discuss the philosophy of life and poetry and song to go, Star Chow is okay, has been entertaining guests.
There were a few models who wanted to approach Li Tiezhu, but they were scared away by Leng Ba with an extremely fierce expression.
Of course, Leng Ba didn’t get intimate with Li Tie Zhu Tai in public, always keeping a certain distance, shrinking next to the cake stand, but not too far away, always maintaining a deterrent.
Yang Mi spat, “So you can’t be the main palace yet! I feel sorry for you.”
Leng Ba: “What?”
Yang Mi said, “Obviously you were the one who found the treasure first, and what happened? It was snatched away by Song Zhu’er who appeared so long after, angry or not?”
Leng Ba: “……”
To say that it’s not angry at all, that’s also impossible.
Yang Mi lowered her voice: “Think about it, if Song Zhu’er was here, she would have dragged Li Tiezhu around to pick up young models. Li Tiezhu definitely won’t do this kind of thing, and still think that Zhu’er is forgiving and generous. This is the essential difference between you and her! Who says Li Tiezhu is not smart? He’s so damn smart that he does multiple-choice problems slickly and knows which is the optimal solution.”
Leng Ba fell into deep thought, then bared her teeth towards the other tender model, “I …… can’t do it! Ha ah! Roll!”
The tender model almost broke her foot and ran away in fear, it’s too scary, I can’t even come over to get a piece of cake? What’s wrong with being a star?
The atmosphere of the party gradually got higher and higher, Star Chow even sang a part of his own song under the coaxing of everyone. He played the piano quite well, but his voice was average, singing the song “Shannon” which he had sung in a film.
After Star Chow’s performance, everyone naturally began to cajole Li Tie Zhu.
“One for the Grammy Award-winning big man!”
“Li Tiezhu sing one.”
“East Wind Break.”
“Kiss Farewell!”
“Yes, yes, kiss goodbye! Let’s also enjoy the feeling of the Grammy scene!”
“Don’t hide ah Tie Zhu, come on.”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t hide and was pushed to the piano by everyone.
Li Tiezhu, who has played all kinds of earthy instruments since he was a child, has received a lot of professional music training in the past two years since he started his career, and he can play the piano, but it’s just that he can’t play it too well, and it’s a little bit worse than the standard of his guitar.
But for this kind of private occasion, it was enough to make do.
“Alright..! Thank you all for having eyes, as for me, I’ll sing a Chinese-English bilingual kiss goodbye for everyone.”
Li Tiezhu played the piano and sang seriously.
As soon as he opened his voice, he finished off Star Chow, who had just offered to sing, and Star Chow smiled awkwardly on the side and muttered, “Pouncer! Dead puffer ……”
After Li Tiezhu sang, the scene thunderous applause, cheers, especially the first time to listen to Li Tiezhu live young models, excited nearly fainted.
Leng Ba looked at those exposed little girls, suddenly felt that he was old and his heart was a little lacking.
At this time, Feng Gangbao took a glass of wine and said: “The song has been heard, you have to see the dance, right? I know that Leng Ba’s Western Frontier Dance is good, I’ve seen her dance when she was a little kid, and she hadn’t taken the exam for the theatre at that time. Right?”
Leng Ba smiled awkwardly, “Ah! Right. At that time, Director Feng came to Western Border, and my dad and I went to the party together ……”
Feng Gangbao poured a mouthful of wine, “I still remember your dance moves! Very soulful, I’m not bragging! Leng Ba, you have to prove to me that I’m not bragging, come on, give us all a Western Frontier Dance. Let this group of bumpkins open their eyes!”
Leng Ba was a little bit unable to get off the stage, she has no problem dancing, but …… her waist is not good ah, and she just …… aggravated it again.