Mimi is worthy of being a good boss of Lengba’s good sister, can not help but blocked in front of Lengba, depending on the death, to bully my family Lengba unless stepped on my body in the past, so Li Tiezhu stepped on the past.
Time is not early, back to the flat are f*cking five o’clock, sleep is too late, early morning flight to Beijing to participate in the Spring Festival Gala recording it.
That’s right, is the recording, today the twenty-ninth lunar calendar, to record the Spring Festival Gala, tomorrow is the live broadcast.
The Spring Festival Gala in fact every year there are recorded version of the careful netizens can even pick out gangster lens to, recorded version is used to cope with the scene mistakes.
Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba tangled for a long time without paying attention to Mimi, and then Yang Mimi got cranky, forcibly pushed Leng Ba away and pounced on Li Tiezhu, bring it on you!
After overturning the car, Li Tiezhu went to make breakfast, Mimi and Leng Ba mysteriously whispered under the covers, sometimes making screaming and fighting sounds, sometimes coming from the sound of laughter.
Li Tiezhu is a bit dazed, feeling that he seems to have changed from a dragon slaying teenager to an evil dragon.
[Ding! Cat taming degree +0.2%, current taming degree 99.8%]
Li Tiezhu was stunned and almost fried his eggs.
What the hell?
Previously, stepping on the face output, collar walking and flying dragon in the sky didn’t increase the domestication degree, how come it increased by frying an egg?
It always felt like the fox had again instilled some unimaginably bizarre information into the cat.
Could this be the reason?
Three hours later, Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba took the plane to Kyoto, on the plane naturally make up sleep.
The evening premiere ended at two o’clock, another two hours of partying, back home also drove two hours of night car, is also strange tired.
Li Tiezhu’s body is good and can still hold out, but Leng Ba already has dark circles under her eyes.
That night, the end of the Spring Festival Gala recording, Li Tiezhu with drowsy Leng Ba out of the CCTV building, to find Song Zhu’er do not know parked in the nooks and crannies of the car.
In order to pick up Li Tiezhu and Lengba, she drove the Han that Li Tiezhu had.
After searching for a long time to find the car, helped Leng Ba into the car, Li Tiezhu closed the door and yawned.
Song Zhu’er looked back at Leng Ba: “Tiezhu, what did you do? Fainted?”
Li Tiezhu didn’t want to talk, his girlfriend was a witch!
Song Zhu’er asked herself, “Ugh hey …… don’t need to explain, I understand!”
Li Tiezhu: “You understand a hammer, drive.”
Leng Ba suddenly hugged Li Tiezhu, it seems that he did not sleep.
After returning home, Leng Ba went to sleep, but it was Song Zhu’er who pestered Li Tiezhu not to let him rest, and had to fight with Li Tiezhu one on one.
Song Zhu’er had an evil smile on her face, and pulled out two blackish upper battery contraptions.
“Ugh hey hey ……”
“What for?”
“You know what for, come on!”
“No.”
“Come on, come on.”
“Just one game. Go to bed.”
“Three times!”
“……”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t argue with Zhu’er, so he took a wireless gamepad and sat down with Song Zhu’er in front of the TV in the living room to play a single-player game called “The Legend of Nezha”.
This game is quite fun, the picture quality is good operability.
Song Zhu’er is a master of the game, only to play and play some strain, originally two people sitting in front of the TV to play, I do not know when to start, it became Song Zhu’er lying on his back Li Tiezhu squatting, with the ensemble position to start playing the game.
“Ah ah …… this BOSS is so big! It’s too scary, mmmm ah ……”
“Take position take position! You’re going to be killed!”
“I’m in alignment ah! Ah!”
“I said walking position in the game, not arse.”
“Oh! Ouch …… ah! I’m dead, down to my last life.”
“Hide behind my arse, I’ll resist the boss.”
“Obviously you’re behind my arse …… mmmmmm, gently! Fight fast ah ……”
“Don’t move, don’t move! The BOSS is going to zoom in.”
“Huh? That fast? I’m not moving.”
“I said you don’t move inside.”
“Inside?”
“Inside the game, that boss is going to zoom in, not me, I’m still early.”
“Ohhhh! I’ll hide, haaaaaa……”
“Shit! This BOSS knocked out half of my blood, I’ll kill you! Go to hell!”
“Ohhhh …… so good ah ah ……”
Slap ……
Deng Deng Deng Deng ……
The sound of passing came from the game.
Li Tiezhu slowed down and said, “Quickly go to pick up blood packs and equipment, pay attention to less blood loss when you fight the minions in the next level, if you can’t beat it, don’t move, just let me.”
Song Zhu’er: “Oh oh …… then I move now?”
At this time sleep woke up a sleep Leng Ba came out, lying in the doorway of the guest bedroom towards the living room to see: “You guys play the game? Fun?”
Song Zhu’er: “Special fun, ow! To die to die, is this little soldier so fierce? Ha hiss ~ Tiezhu pause, wait for me first to get killed this broken pawn!”
Li Tiezhu looked at Leng Ba: “Wake up?”
Leng Ba: “What’s the game? Tie Zhu cart?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s Legend of Nezha, a domestic single-player game that came out last year, it’s not bad.”
Leng Ba: “I want to play it too.”
Song Zhu’er killed the little soldier, and twisted her waist and swung her hips up again, snapping: “There are only two handles, ah ah, you can’t play, oh ……”
Leng Ba fox charmingly smiled, “Nonsense, obviously there are three handles ……”
Said, she climbed towards the TV on both knees.
Song Zhu’er was again stabbed by a small soldier, Boo’er unravelled, all attention to go to kill the small soldier, leaving the biggest handle to Lengba to deal with.
Lengba was clever and on the ball.
It wasn’t long before Song Zhu’er and Li Tiezhu passed another level, and she couldn’t help but cheer.
Leng Ba cried.
……
The next day, Li Tiezhu woke up early in the morning, came out from inside Leng Ba and went for a run.
It is very magical, Leng Ba last night with the crazy like, Li Tiezhu fell asleep, she did not let go, the whole with the damn performance art, Song Zhu’er ridiculed the two of them are Siamese twins.
I always feel that the recent cat is strange, although the previous sticky, but not sucking people ah.
Li Tiezhu finished running back to wash up, and made his own breakfast to eat.
After getting ready, Li Tiezhu came to the bedroom to look at the two beauties cuddled together and slept sweetly, Songzhu’er legs coiled on Lengba’s waist, and Lengba’s head was buried in Songzhu’er’s chest, one more than the other white.
He did not disturb, turned up the heating temperature a little, covered them with a thin quilt, then took his mobile phone and car keys and went out.
Today was the 30th day of the Lunar New Year, or New Year’s Eve.
In addition to the Spring Festival Gala in the evening, Li Tiezhu had another job to do this morning, which was to record the Spring Festival Gala special programme, Spring Festival Gala Re-Report.
This programme has been aired since half a month ago, and the content of the programme is to interview the actors and actresses of the Spring Festival Gala and tell the stories behind the preparation of the Spring Festival Gala, and also to warm up the Spring Festival Gala.
Each programme is half an hour long, which is very short.
Today is the last episode of Spring Festival Gala Re-Report, and the programme team is also very thoughtful, finishing the interviews with the other actors before, leaving Li Tiezhu and Cheng DaLong to take part in this episode.
Everyone knew that Cheng Da Long was Li Tie Zhu’s master, but apart from the issue of Big King vs Little King, the two of them had never been on the same stage again, and this was a gimmick.
What’s more, both of them are not small, one is the King of Kung Fu, and the other is the new King of Kung Fu, the new nickname Li Tie Zhu gained after he KO’d Stark – the True – Pocket – King of Kung Fu.
And the subtitle of the issue is: Spring Festival Re-Report of Kung Fu Master and Apprentice.
After arriving at the CCTV, Li Tiezhu realised that the original theme and flow of the show was designed by an inappropriate host, who was not only the host but also the show’s supervisor, and this person was called Sanin.
Li Tiezhu knows this person, uncle Hehiman told him about it.
Hot Hopman’s original words were, “That guy is a ball!”
The programme was recorded at eleven o’clock, and it was planned to record for an hour, but it was necessary to make up and communicate with the programme team in advance.
Li Tiezhu arrived at nine forty, because he was worried that his master would come too early, and it would be disrespectful to arrive later than his master, which he had learnt from Yundeshe and Hong Dabao, after all, Cheng DaLong didn’t teach him either.
Early painted make-up, Li Tiezhu had nothing to do, so he wandered around, and then ran into Sanin.
“Hello Uncle Sanin!”
“Haha, Li Tiezhu! You finally landed in my hands.”
“Huh?”
Sanin didn’t explain and smiled impishly, “Know me?”
Li Tiezhu: “Know each other! I’ve watched your programme before, and it’s taught me a lot of things.”
For example, how to beat people without breaking the law, and how to break the law without getting caught.
Sanin said to his assistant: “Look! Recognise me, hey! This is the platoon I’m telling you. Others you see Li Tiezhu recognise? He face blind! Face blind and still recognise me, what does it mean?”
Li Tiezhu picked up: “It means that you look unusual.”
Sanin: “……”
The assistant laughed and ran away.
Li Tiezhu asked, “What are some of the processes of this show? Let’s pair it now.”
Sanin sneered, “You don’t care about the process, and I’m not going to pair with you, this show is about truth! You wait and see!”
In order to dislike Li Tiezhu, Sanin had done a lot of work.
Sanin slipped away.
Li Tiezhu was bored, so he had to brush his mobile phone in the dressing room.
The first day box office of Kung Fu was 230 million, breaking the first day box office record of domestic films. And, the film rating also came to an amazing 9 points.
Many film critics and media outlets, began to predict whether the box office of Kung Fu could break the total box office record of War Dragon 2.
At this time, Wu Jing’s new film Wandering Earth and Fang Bo and Shen Mouteng’s masterpiece Crazy Aliens had also been released for five or six days, with box office grosses of 800 million and 700 million respectively, with a strong momentum, and a not-so-low amount of film releases.
In addition to these films, several other films have also been released, including Jackie Chan’s The Fantastic Detective Pope, which grossed $30 million on its first day and is embarrassed that it has yet to break the 100 million mark after four days have passed.
This year’s Spring Festival slot started early, and the only low-budget film that hasn’t been released yet is Lost in Transit.
The media have speculated that Li Tiezhu’s self-directed film may have met its Waterloo in the presence of strong enemies, unable to replicate the miracle of “Soldier’s Assault” and “That Year, That Rabbit, Those Things”.
Even Li Tiezhu himself is a little worried, he is more or less not confident.
At this time, the person who gave Li Tiezhu a boost of confidence came.
Cheng Dalong, dressed in a Tang suit, walked in with his assistant and greeted the staff with a smile, appearing to be very friendly.
Li Tiezhu thought to himself, “This year’s Spring Festival slot is supported by my master’s film, what am I afraid of? It is not …… bad any more haha! Right?
He greeted Cheng Dalong respectfully, “Master!”
Cheng Da Long’s smile tightened, “Hmph!”