Li Tiezhu said with concern: ”Master, what happened to your voice? Is it uncomfortable? Have you taken your medicine?”
Cheng Dalong said fiercely, “There’s nothing wrong with my voice, what’s wrong with you? You cough cough cough ……”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “I’m still singing at night, master! Still need to take some medicine.”
Cheng Dalong: “Take what medicine? I’m not sick ……”
Li Tiezhu held him up, “Alright, alright! You talk less, protecting your voice is more important than anything else. An old man doesn’t know how to take care of himself, hey!”
Cheng Dalong completely didn’t want to talk to him anymore, thinking, “If you didn’t come to guest star in my film, how could Magical Detective Pu Songling be so miserable at the box office? You don’t come to guest star in my film, but you also go to guest star in your competitors’ films, and damn it, one after the other, plus the films you star in, all coming to encircle the master ……
My film is definitely no problem, just that I’m old and can’t fight anymore, and there aren’t enough stars, Star Chow, Wu Jing, Shen Mou Teng and Fang Bo they, all rely on gimmicks to win!
Plus Li Tiezhu this sinful enabler ……
I want to vomit blood every time I think about it.
Cheng DaLong seven orifices of smoke, shake off Li Tiezhu went to make up to go, old, can not fight, otherwise must be taught a good lesson, this is the entry disciple ah!
The TV crew next to him was embarrassed, master and disciple conflict?
Li Tiezhu smiled and said: “The master is still the same, does not obey the old, much less admit to being sick or something, hey! Stubborn old man! He is teaching me with his actions, right? It must be! His old man is still working so hard even after more than sixty years, so what right do we, the young people, have not to work hard?”
The staff was confused, did we misunderstand, Cheng Da Long is not simply disliking you?
Isn’t it?
Li Tiezhu “figured out” his master’s good intentions, and left with a smile on his face, heading towards the exit, and by the time the staff reacted, he had already disappeared.
An hour later, Sanin, Cheng Dalong and Li Tiezhu arrived at the studio, ready to record the programme.
Sanin was communicating with the director about the flow of the programme.
Cheng Dalong was resting his eyes.
Li Tiezhu walked over, “Master, it’s time to take your medicine.”
Cheng Da Long didn’t open his eyes, “What medicine?”
Li Tiezhu: “Look! I knew you didn’t take your medicine, right? Come on, I bought you silver throat throat treasure tablets, after eating it is good for your throat.”
Cheng Dalong stared: “What throat treasure?”
Li Tiezhu: “The silver throat of the Brazilian football superstars advertised in turn, Ronaldo, Ronald D*ck and Kabuka, all said this medicine is good.”
“You still watch football? You still like Brazil?”
“I watch the adverts.”
“So you like carousel horses?”
“Who? I don’t know, those who don’t deserve to advertise for Silver Voices are pseudo-superstars, how about one? Master.”
“I …… er! Ka! What’s that smell this is ……”
“I sing and sometimes my throat itches, so I take this, it works quite well. I just went out specifically to buy it for you! How is it? Isn’t it cool?”
“Er …… not bad.”
“Take the medicine, when you feel uncomfortable, take one.”
“No, my voice is fine.”
“It doesn’t cost a few dollars, Master, why are you still polite with me? Fan senior brother said, several of us are your initiated disciples, in the future to hold the urn for you, really relatives.”
“I, you …… really f*cking filial!”
Cheng Dalong gritted his teeth and smiled, regretting for the 87th time to accept this disciple.
Then, Sanin walked over, his expression a little upset.
He said, “Big brother! Tie Zhu, I’m now sending you the flow of this episode, so you guys can take a little look at the flow and questions, and we’ll start recording if there’s nothing wrong.”
In fact, he didn’t want to send it, because he had prepared a lot of tawdry operations to dislike Li Tiezhu, and he had long wanted to have a head-breaking fight with Li Tiezhu.
However, the director was afraid that Li Tiezhu or Cheng Dalong would lose their temper halfway through the show and affect the recording, so he advised him to give the other party confirmation first.
The WORLD file is being sent.
Cheng Da Long couldn’t figure it out, so he threw his mobile phone to Li Tie Zhu to help him receive it.
Li Tiezhu wasn’t too good at it, “Why is it being transmitted so slowly?”
Sanin revealed a honeyed smile, “Ward (WORLD) is big, so bear with me.”
Li Tiezhu: “How big? Bigger than a big bowl of broad noodles?”
The director couldn’t help himself and shouted, “Why do you say word big to everyone? Is this the persona you give yourself? Everyone is too embarrassed to tear you down! Big what big? It’s pathetically small, you’re …… f*cking formatted incorrectly, that’s why every time you pass a file it’s slow.”
Sanin: “Nonsense! Those who have received my files all say it’s big. Every time I’ve been very attentive in my planning!”
At this time, the file was sent.
Li Tiezhu opened it and looked at it, “Er …… Uncle Sanin, it’s really small, one point five pages! What do you get animated slide format? And no pictures and no animation ……”
Sanin: “This looks professional ah! Not big?”
Li Tiezhu looked at the document, and then looked at Sanin: “Uncle! Do you have a problem with me? Why are all the questions in there directed at me?”
Sanin: “It’s exciting like this! It’s the last issue of Spring Festival Gala Re-Report, and you master and disciple duo are the biggest artists, so of course you have to make it a bit more interesting.”
Li Tiezhu felt that this was aimed at, “But it’s a bit over the top ……”
Cheng Dalong said, “I think it’s fine, it’s good. Regardless of whether the word is big or not, but it is very visible to the technology, and it can also be seen that Xiao Sa is very attentive.”
Sanin nodded contentedly, “Thank you big brother for the compliment.”
Li Tiezhu: “But, the problem inside is not polite ……”
Cheng Dalong: “You’re just an artiste, don’t you know how much you weigh? Red terrific ah? I was red all over the world, but still not the same people chasing sharks, jumped from the fourth floor of the hotel before escaping. Besides, what’s wrong with this? Back then, Xiangjiang’s variety show scale that is called big ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Master, you talk less, it’s not good for your voice.”
Cheng Dalong: “……”
Sanin: “What? Big brother’s voice is not good?”
Cheng Dalong: “I’m not.”
Li Tiezhu: “I just bought medicine for Master, and he still has to sing at night, so Uncle Sanin will ask me more questions later. Master isn’t easy either ……”
Cheng Dalong: “My voice is fine ……”
Sanin: “Big brother! You are too dedicated, I admire you too much.”
Cheng Dalong: “……”
Li Tiezhu said to Sanin: “The question is too sharp, I’m afraid you’ll get hurt.”
Sanin said, “Just let the horse come, I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time.”
In short, Li Tiezhu’s objections were ineffective, and the programme proceeded as originally planned, and the recording soon began.
At the beginning, it was natural for Sanin to say the introductory remarks to introduce the guests and set up some suspense and whatnot, but it soon got to the point.
“Big brother! The box office of your film this year is not very satisfactory, why didn’t you ask Li Tiezhu to make a cameo?”
“Actually, at first I ……”
“My master is not interested in the box office.”
“Ah? Ah …… right.”
“Art can’t be measured by box office, right Master? Sung-style kung-fu comedy, even more so, can’t be measured by money.”
“Oh, yeah.”
“With my master’s realm, he doesn’t care about box office anymore now, what he pursues is art.”
“Right! Kung Fu films are our unique Chinese art form.”
Cheng Dalong was confused by the sinful apprentice chat at first, I damn well want to gross billions at the box office too! I really care about that.
Sanin was also a bit flustered, crap, the opponent is shameless, well, it’s a match for me!
He said, ”Tie Zhu, why don’t you go and guest star in your master’s film? So many films you’ve guest starred in.”
Li Tiezhu said, “My master never uses his own films to praise his own initiates, this is the rule of the master, we have to prove with our own efforts that we are worthy of our master.”
Cheng Dalong: “In fact, at first I wanted to find Tiezhu, he ……”
Li Tiezhu interrupted, “Master’s voice is not good, speak less. I refused Master’s good intentions! Because, none of Senior Brother Fan Xiao Huang and the others have been on Master’s film, so how can I go? Just because I’m the youngest senior brother, Master takes care of me and gives me special treatment? That’s not possible! That would only cause Master, who has always been fair and just, to be late to the party! I can’t be so selfish.”
Cheng Dalong: “Ah …… also has some truth.”
Li Tiezhu: “Master come to a silver voice it, containing said, good for the voice.”
Cheng Dalong: “……”
Sanin’s gaze was like a torch: “You wouldn’t be thinking that Master’s film is bad, that’s why you’re not going to make a cameo, right?”
Li Tiezhu was slightly flustered, “How could you ask such a question? How could my master’s film be bad? This is worldly prejudice!”
Sanin: “They all say that Big Brother is too old to fight.”
Li Tiezhu: “He couldn’t fight too much when he was young, it’s all about design and editing errr…… this is what the master uncle said, it relies on action design, and this is the area my master is the best at. Now he is also very good, just special effects are too developed, the impact on pure action films is a bit big.”
Cheng Dalong: “Actually, my action design has been innovative ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Yeah! There’s no Furniture City in this film.”
Cheng Da Long was speechless and hurriedly got high on a silver voice, pretending that he had a voice problem for good, it would be humiliating to say that he couldn’t talk about his disciple.
Sanin said, “What about your Kung Fu? Tie Zhu, many people on the internet say that your acting skills and expression are not worthy of Star Chow’s film, it’s more like a hitchhiker, what do you think?”
Li Tiezhu didn’t hesitate for a second: “Right! I don’t have much acting skills in the first place, I’m a singer! Besides, how many leading men are worthy of Star Chow?”
“Then why do you want to act?”
“To make money.”
“No artistic considerations? Just purely material?”
“What’s the point of art that the audience doesn’t want to pay to see? No one watches for months after filming, is that called art? Master you drink water! Be careful not to choke. That’s what …… I’m there to learn, and acting in Kung Fu has benefited me greatly.”
“Since you can’t do anything, what makes you dare to direct and act in Lost in Space? Will there be box office?”
“The box office will definitely be higher than my master’s film, ergo, my film is not artistic.”
“Pfft! Uh, Tie Zhu, you care about box office when you make a film?”
“Why do you keep asking about films? Isn’t it a spin-off from the Spring Festival Gala? And it’s written on the flow that it’s cutting from the current Spring Festival films and then talking about the story behind the preparation of the Spring Festival Gala programme. How come we haven’t talked about the Spring Festival Gala yet?”
Sanin froze: “It’ll turn to …… right away.”
Li Tiezhu: “Let me help you, I see that you are also too good at talking, just now two sentences cut out. Starting from the time you asked me if I care about the box office in filming, I will re-answer. Ahem …… Anyone wants their work to be liked, my film is like that, and I believe the Spring Festival Gala is the same. Every actor who participates in the Spring Festival Gala holds a sacred mentality, hoping to bring joy to the national audience on the 30th night of the New Year, hoping to be recognised by everyone.”
Sanin opened his mouth, damn it! Being mounted by him, no way, this is my mounting ground!
I am not going to admit defeat!