Sanin said, “But the Spring Festival Gala did not invite you to participate in the Spring Festival Gala from the beginning, what do you think about this?”
Cheng Dalong looked at his “beloved disciple” with a smile on his face.
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment and said, “I’m very thankful to the CCTV for this, because I’ve really been too busy this year, as everyone can see for themselves, so thank you for the CCTV’s love and care.”
Sanin was dumbfounded, this one was a f*cking dog!
Cheng Dalong’s face changed, talent ah! I f*cking have vision, what’s the most important thing about mixing with showbiz? Thick skin! Like me and Star Chow, there is no fear if you don’t have a face!
Sanin also said: “You are so busy, why do we CCTV called you again? Are we that unreasonable?”
This question seems to be ordinary, but it is hidden murder, if you dare to tell the truth, it will be bad. When it was because Li Tiezhu and half of the entertainment industry, including Hua Tianyu and other people tearing, CCTV withdrew Hua so-and-so recruited Li Tiezhu, in fact, is to step on one to hold one. But you said directly, it is a bit pulling the face of CCTV, although CCTV do so is righteous.
Who is Li Tiezhu? Although stupid, but there is a system passive skills ah.
He was very calm and said, “This is CCTV’s love for me, after two and a half years of debut, I have been on the Spring Festival Gala twice, so I really can’t thank you enough. You guys know that I’m very busy, so you deliberately invited me only at the back, letting me be exempted from the first few rehearsals, this is a tolerance for me and trust in me. I will definitely perform the programme at my best state and level, and live up to CCTV’s love and trust in me.”
“Ah, this …… is very good ……”
Sanin was a bit unable to catch it and looked at the tableau before asking, “It didn’t affect your work schedule, did it?”
Li Tiezhu: “No. On the contrary, because of another Spring Festival Gala, there are a few more endorsement vendors, about a total of three point five hundred million or so, thanks to the CCTV! In addition, a lot of programmes and activities, because I know I’m going to be on the Spring Festival Gala, I can change the treaty to let me go on the Spring Festival Gala first, and then execute the contract, and also raise the price, add together over 400 million, right? Very friendly, thank you CCTV!”
“Four hundred million? So much?”
“Hi! I’m not interested in money, it’s just a number, anyway, sooner or later it will be donated.”
“Well …… another one that’s not interested in money, all for me to run into.”
Four hundred million???
Postponement of the event, that is you on CCTV, the influence is greater, they want to earn more ah big brother!
But, you insist on thanking CCTV like this, it’s also bull!
Sanin picked his brain, how much do I make a year as a CCTV host? You shameless! It seems that he underestimated the opponent, thought Li Tiezhu will only use the “brainstorming” way to dislike the host, I did not expect that there will also be a grandiose talk of reasoning.
Not only did he thank the CCTV, but he also said that he would donate the four hundred million, which is true for him, but it leaves no room for dislike!
Blunder, blunder ……
However, the more you resist, the happier I am!
Because again and again and again did not become the host of the Spring Festival Gala, Sanin all the “grievances” are poured into Li Tiezhu, not what revenge, or want to fight with him “fight”.
In fact, as early as two years ago, someone @ Sanin, because he is the CCTV hosts most dislike the most Versailles hosts, and the heat is consistently very high. Therefore, many viewers who have no pussy things to do idly, especially hope that Li Tiezhu and him dislike each other.
At first, it is okay, do not talk to children in general, later, appropriate dislike it, teach him to know humility, now …… a few endorsements 400 million?
I f*cking dislike you!
Do not live!
Sanin turned his head to look at Cheng DaLong, said, “Big brother is often on the Spring Festival Gala, you think the Spring Festival Gala is the most difficult what?”
Jackie Chan: “The Spring Festival Gala is not difficult, it’s the performance programme! It’s not difficult, what’s difficult is that some young people who have just become famous are not dedicated to their profession, they don’t know how to respect their profession, which makes me look very angry.”
Sanin: “Like who are there?”
Cheng Dalong said, “I can’t say about the others of course, but Li Tiezhu is definitely one of them, or even the first of them.”
Li Tiezhu: “Master, is your voice better?”
Cheng Dalong: “Shut up! I have a good voice it, containing silver voice it, slightly, look! Shut up.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Sanin inappropriate people ah, dislike can not be frontal began to play guerrilla.
Cheng Dalong is estimated to really hate Li Tiezhu gnashing of teeth, even talked about another artiste: “And that Leng Ba, bleached a pretty a little nun, dancing is also good, every year said that they have back pain, and acupuncture and massage, medical personnel dozen of …… as for it? Two years ago and she recorded the programme she back pain, two years is still not well? I fell from the third floor to the concrete floor that year, more than twenty stitches, half a month back to the set. There are still fresh meat, on-set hand abrasions a little skin to call the doctor, crying in pain, if the doctor came half a step later, his hand will be healed. Really good!”
Li Tiezhu did not speak, about Lengba’s matter, even if many people know or guessed, but he can not say. He himself is not pure anymore, but he can’t affect other people.
Just very suffocating, Li Tiezhu depressedly looked at Sanin.
Sanin complimented Cheng DaLong for his dedication and explained a few sentences for LengBa, both without offending, and then asked, “Big brother, why do you think that TieZhu’s attitude is also not correct?”
Cheng Dalong also disliked Li Tiezhu’s gnashing of teeth, and of course he would not let go when he caught the opportunity.
He sneered a bit, “Hehe! It’s not just a matter of him having a bad attitude, he has a brain problem you know? Other people are rehearsing properly, he went to play billiards with that host called called …… Hot Hopman, other people fight for time, he went to eat hot pot? This kind of person, back then, if he was in the Xiangjiang entertainment industry, no one would use him.”
After saying that, Cheng Dalong also skimmed his mouth to show his disdain.
Sanin looked at Li Tiezhu smugly: “Tiezhu, what do you think?”
Li Tiezhu: “Playing billiards with Uncle Zheheman is because he knows I’m going to be on today’s show, and he gave me the science of your cheap …… characteristics. Eat hot pot because there is a coupon, if you don’t eat it, it will be a waste.”
Sanin laughed awkwardly, “You earn a billion a year, right? Still using coupons to eat hot pot?”
Li Tiezhu: “Zheheman said that you have a broken mouth, are so jealous, and like to pretend.”
Sanin: “Coupon hot pot, will it be worse than normal hot pot, dishes ah service and so on.”
Li Tiezhu: “Uncle Zheheman also said that since you were enlightened by Ma Jack, you have let yourself go, going around Versailles not to mention that you love to dislike people.”
“Enough!”
Sanin: “I’m the host, I’m asking about the hot pot.”
Li Tiezhu spread his hands, “You’re excited, Uncle Zheheman honestly doesn’t deceive me! Moreover, don’t you always pick the best and cheapest hotpot to eat? The more expensive the more rubbish, don’t you know?”
Sanin forced himself to calm down, now he wasn’t the host of Society and the Law, he was a variety host to be funny, “I really don’t know about that, because I wouldn’t have experienced a coupon. The average person has a chance to get a coupon, but I don’t have a chance, they take it back when they send it to me, and they say a sorry, I didn’t know it was you.”
This Versailles!
“What about handing out flyers that they all know you’re pretending?”
Li Tiezhu soul torture.
Cheng Dalong: “Cough cough cough ……”
Sanin Strongman Rage: “What I’m saying is …… they think that with my level of consumption, I won’t use the coupon, so they don’t send it to me.”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s you don’t have life experience, when you meet a celebrity like you, send a few more, anyway, you are embarrassed to openly tear your face. Send more, earn more, I have sent flyers, you have not sent, right? It’s more reliable than quietly throwing flyers in the bin, handing out flyers, I love meeting people who wear weigh heads and love to pretend.”
Sanin: “Er …… me, I don’t get it! People respect me anyway. I’ve never handed out flyers, I didn’t even pass the college entrance exam.”
Li Tiezhu was surprised: “Didn’t take the college entrance exam?”
Sanin despondent: “Right! I’ve been guaranteed admission to Peking University, I’ve never even entered the examination hall of the college entrance examination, I don’t know how you ordinary people cross the one-tree bridge with thousands of troops. The grades are too good, the performance in all aspects is too good, sometimes it is also a kind of regret.”
Li Tiezhu: “Bailed out?”
“Right! Graduated from university, wanted to go to graduate school, and was directly guaranteed graduate school, annoying! Want to be a host, only to sign up, was accepted by CCTV, even the competition is not serious than, my life …… is too boring.”
“You don’t have to think too much, the country also has a lot of preferential policies for people with disabilities it, your usual mind.”
“Ha?”
“I think the country gives you preferential treatment, sure, right? Huh? Don’t feel inferior! You’re fine.”
“Of course I’m fine! What’s the matter? I ……”
“Let’s go to the next topic. I’m sure the audience will sympathise with you, not having gone through high school and competition …… we don’t mind you!”
“I ……”
“You are not disabled, are you?”
“No!”
“Then …… we get it! You are a very good person, surely!”
“Of course.”
“Well.”
“Eh? Nope! You’ve made me whole won’t, as if I have some hidden disease ……”
The two of them chatted enthusiastically, and Cheng Dalong couldn’t help but interject, “Xiao Sa is excellent, this disciple of mine has a problem with his brain, so you’ll have to excuse me. I don’t even know why I accepted him.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Master, have you finished dissolving the silver throat lozenge? Be careful of choking.”
Cheng Dalong: “Not yet …… cough cough cough cough cough ……”
Choking.
Li Tiezhu patted Cheng Dalong’s back and said to Sanin: “I told you to ask my master less, he is not comfortable with his throat is still taking medicine, you see, stuck, right?”
Cheng Dalong coughed so much that he couldn’t speak, and stretched out his finger to point at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu grabbed his master’s hand and said, “Don’t worry, I will avenge you! Uncle Sa, go ahead and ask.”
Cheng Dalong rolled his eyes and patted his chest, trying not to choke to death.
Sanin asked a few more questions, all of which were disliked by Li Tiezhu, and suddenly sabre-rattled, “Everyone says you’re very talented! This is also the reason why CCTV frequently invites you to participate in the Spring Festival Gala, what do you think?”
Li Tiezhu: “It all depends on peers to set it off.”
Sanin: “But everyone says looks and talent are inversely proportional.”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “Of course! I believe this saying not only inspires me, but also inspires you.”
Sanin choked and added: “My talent is far inferior to yours.”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s not just talent that makes you inferior to me.”
Sanin: “……”
Crisp Defeat!
Perfect Waterloo, resistant to tearing!
After the complete defeat, Sanin had to ask some questions related to the Spring Festival Gala.
A lot was cut out of the previous segment, but a lot of the essence was kept, after all, CCTV also likes the wonderful moments when Sanin is disliked.
So, at 2.30pm, viewers were treated to this episode.
And Song Zhu’er and Leng Ba, who had slept until noon and had eaten takeout in their flat, also saw their master’s heroic performance on the TV.
Song Zhu’er said, “Is this Sanin tired of living? So wanting.”
Leng Ba said petulantly, “Yes! My master’s twenty mortal powers, can’t it be resisted by a cat or a dog?”
Dog said, “What are you talking about? Only an hour?”
Ah Cat: “Then …… thirty mortal strength?”