Seeing his father smiling, Guo Da Lin then dared to smile and said, “Is that thing that Yue’s assistant called about true?”
Guo Gangde coldly grunted, “How can it be fake? What couldn’t those bastards do? It’s good that Sun Chao doesn’t have any major problems.”
“It’s not as simple as food poisoning, right?”
“Of course!”
“They dare to poison the Spring Festival Gala? Are they crazy?”
“I don’t know, I always feel that this is weird. I also think they wouldn’t dare, but it happened ah. Dislike in the entrance of the stage cursing, this thing they can not uncover ……”
……
At the programme site, on a table in the corner of the first row, several comedy artists were sitting together, their faces were very unsightly.
“Sun Chao was really sent to the hospital?”
“How could it be fake? Or else could we ask that what’s-his-name Li Tiezhu to top it?”
“Hmph! Such a contraption on the night of Chunyang.”
“I heard that Sun Chao was poisoned, you guys ah ……”
XXX who just went to the backstage to curse people said, “This matter has nothing to do with me ah! I have to dare ah! And who knows if it’s real food poisoning? What if it’s scared piss off? It’s all rumours.”
“Anyway, those two on stage made a joke this time, what kind of occasion is this? What kind of occasion is this?
“It’s an insult to art!”
“Disgraceful stuff, we might as well be on top.”
“Just watch, with this crap show, hmmm ……”
“The rabbit’s tail won’t grow.”
“Peachy peaches! Brain-dead ……”
“I’ll report them both tomorrow, hehehe!”
A comedy boss couldn’t stand it anymore and said, “Back then you guys started off with the new school of comedy, did we old bones ever say a word about you?”
The gang didn’t speak anymore, but all of them had a sneer on their faces, with no respect.
……
On the other side.
Han Hong muttered, “This sh*tty kid, what’s all this nonsense? Can this be broadcast? Isn’t it bringing down little kids?”
The leader of the General Corps laughed and said, “Hahaha …… little kids can’t understand it, and if they do, they’re not little kids anymore, so where’s the need to bring them down? Of course, this is something we just say in private.”
“But this scale is also a little too big.”
“Temporarily on the field, can say into this good, but also quite interesting.”
“Hey.”
“Let’s see how they make it up next, this is not a good topic.”
……
On the stage, Yue Yupeng’s palms are sweaty, this scale makes him nervous, the ego that has just been let fly flies back again, hurriedly ended the topic about peaches, forcing Li Tiezhu to change one.
Li Tiezhu, however, did not find out that he was playing with fire in the slightest, and said, “It’s okay if you don’t talk about peaches, I’ll change a fun one for you.”
Yue Yupeng was afraid and royal coloured, said, “Don’t have fun, huh …… I’m afraid.”
Audience: “Phew~”
Although certain people are cynical about this segment of Li Tiezhu and Yue Yupeng, the audience is honest, because it is really amusing enough to sand sculpture, the brain circuit is clear as a horse. The entire comedy started in less than two minutes, the audience’s laughter and applause almost never stopped.
Yue Yupeng scolded: “Go! Don’t make a fuss, there are all the police outside.”
Really goaded.
“Hahahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu thought about it and said, “Don’t want fun? Then I’ll give you the whole sad one! The magical Chinese language is just so magical, believe it or not?”
Yue Yupeng: “If you can give me a whole word to cry, I’ll kneel down for you on the spot.”
Li Tiezhu said, “You said it!”
Yue Yupeng rolled up his sleeves, “Come!”
Li Tiezhu opened his mouth and didn’t speak.
Yue Yupeng: “You say ah!”
Li Tiezhu took out a small packet of tissue paper from the pocket of his Zhongshan suit and handed it to Yue Yupeng: “Prepare you first, so that you can wipe your tears when the time comes.”
He was still wearing the customised fashionable Zhongshan suit, quite like it, very national trend and tough. Due to the suddenness of the stage, he had no time and no chance to change his coat, so he just came up.
However, the good thing is that the Zhongshan suit with a coat is not too abrupt, some so-called new school comedians still wear suits and ties to say comedy.
Yue Yupeng sneered, “Impossible! I’m strong inside. You say.”
“Then I can say it!”
“Say!”
“Two words.”
“Two words, that’s fine!”
“Listen!”
“Say it!”
“You’re going to cry!”
“Say it! You say it (broken voice)!”
There was a roar of laughter from the stage, and Yue Yupeng was in a hurry.
Li Tiezhu was so calm, with his hands behind his back, he slowly spat out two words:
“Concord!”
At once, the whole audience was silent.
Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng with a smile on his face, the latter has been stagnant, mouth slightly open, motionless, stunned.
This can also be said?
Spring Festival Gala!
It was broadcast live across the country!
However, his eyes were still a little red.
The past is vivid in his mind, being blocked backstage and scolded is considered light, some old gentlemen directly scolded his parents for being uneducated, saying that he is uneducated and does not deserve to speak comedy, and so on and so forth.
However, only he himself knows the sorrows of this journey.
He has never been a strong and brave person.
In two or three seconds, tears began to roll in Yue Yupeng’s eyes.
But, wouldn’t this offend people even more? What should happen? Moreover, it seemed like he had caused trouble for Master again, and it wasn’t easy for his old man.
The audience froze for a while before a few people roared and applauded, but most of them were still confused.
The several old artists in suits sitting under the stage of the Xiangxiang Association, have all been red in the face and veins explode, if not this is the Spring Festival Gala, they may be directly rushed to the stage.
Han Hong’s side is more tense, the general troupe of big leaders also rare did not give Li Tiezhu to find another step.
……
Jinmen.
Guo Dalin shivered: ”I drop a mother! Is pillar this crazy? It’s crazy, isn’t it?”
Guo Gangde wiped his face with a serious expression.
Auntie Wang says, “We shouldn’t have let them on stage.”
Guo Gangde: “We have to take care of this! We have to put our lives on the line to get Tiezhu down, he’s giving us a head start, he’s a fiery kid, better than Yue Yupeng.”
……
The Spring Festival Gala backstage, there is also a big screen can see the live broadcast.
The actors who have just been amused and laughed, this time are mute, each face odd up, they just witnessed Li Tiezhu in the background mocking the big brother of the Xiangxie Association, did not expect him to scold to the stage.
This is a big deal!
Maybe the directors of the Spring Festival Gala will have to fix the lawless Li Tiezhu, his influence is too bad.
Leng Ba is even more worried, biting her lower lip and stomping her feet.
The director’s group not far away, on the other hand, was strangely quiet.
Director Liu suddenly laughed strangely, “Ha! Robe family!”
……
Just in the time when everyone hadn’t reacted yet, Li Tiezhu didn’t say anything and took out a tissue and handed it to Yue Yupeng’s hand before saying, “Cry if you want to!”
Yue Yupeng panicked: “I …… didn’t! Don’t you talk nonsense, what am I crying …… I, I, I quite respect them, they, they are very good ……”
Li Tiezhu: “I know! They are important to you.”
Yue Yupeng tears in his eyes, “Of course, they are the ones who gave me the impetus to whip and move forward ……”
Li Tiezhu laughed: “Without Xiangxie, you wouldn’t be where you are now!”
Yue Yupeng: “Right! They, they are ……”
Li Tiezhu said, “They are broken shoes well.”
Yue Yupeng completely stupid: “Ah? Ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “Throw it now?”
Yue Yupeng: “What thrown?”
Li Tiezhu: “Like shoes ah! It is your pair of meaningful suspected shoes.”
Yue Yupeng expression suddenly out of control, crying and laughing: “Huh? Heh heh heh …… er! You’re talking about that pair of shoes ah? The likeness of the likeness? Shoes of shoes? Like shoes? Like shoes? Oh, my God!”
The baby was scared to death!
He finally cried and wiped his tears with a tissue, damn! It’s as if he’s died once.
“Hahahahaha ……”
“Bull!”
“Phew……”
“Li Tiezhu cheers!”
“This harmonic terrier is bullish!”
“Broken shoes ……”
The audience under the stage burst into laughter, and some people took advantage of the chaos to shout.
As for the people from the Sagittarius Association, they were so angry that their nostrils were about to explode, and their teeth were clenched to the point of creaking.
This is a f*cking bully, fools know that Li Tiezhu was scolding the Xiangxie by name, and the reason for the last sharp turn that made the audience burst into laughter was not because of the harmonic stems. Rather, because, just scolded you, scolded you in front of the whole country, but you can’t take me, I’m talking about shoes, slightly slightly slightly ……
It’s like, directly give you a slap, and then said there are mosquitoes, and people do have a dead mosquito in their hands, what can you do?
The big leader laughed so hard that he couldn’t breathe, pointing to the stage: “Hahaha …… this little guy, oops, I like it too much …… hahaha …… tummy ache……”
Han Hong himself laughed and couldn’t catch a word.
And backstage at the show, the laughter was also earth-shattering, and then, almost all of the actors collectively chanted, this is too awesome.
Director Liu slapped his leg and laughed, “Haha! See that? This is the blood and humour of our Great Xichuan!”
……
Jinmen.
Guo Gangde covered his stomach and stomped his legs on the sofa laughing: “Crap, hahaha …… God’s stroke ……”
Guo Da Lin also laughed miserably, “Lost, Dad you lost, hahaha ……”
Venting, is a great way to relieve stress, after all, just now Guo Gangde was also scared.
After laughing, Guo Gangde sat up with difficulty, “A big loss! Ha! Learn more, this kid’s present hang and brain circuit, I can’t catch up ……”
……
Yue Yupeng is still crying, wiped the tears, a little sobbing: “Suspicious shoes I keep it, it turned out to be so like a shoe ah, scared me.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then what do you think is the phase of collaboration?”
“Phew~”
“Hahaha ……”
Yue Yupeng cried and laughed: “I …… thought it was, it was, it was …… Chess Association. My dad likes to play chess.”
Li Tiezhu: “I also like to play chess.”
Yue Yupeng: “You take advantage of me, I said my father likes to play chess.”
Li Tiezhu asked, “Does everyone like to play chess?”
Audience: “Love it!”
Li Tiezhu looked at Yue Yupeng: “Your dad is enough.”
Yue Yupeng: “Get lost!”
“Crying, right? Convinced?”
“Convinced!”
“This is the magic of the Chinese language, the magic of the Chinese language. Audience, is it magical?”
“Magical-”
Except for a few people from the Xiangxiao Association, they all felt that it was magical, indeed divine.
Li Tiezhu said smugly, “Look, Brother Yue, the audience is convinced, shouldn’t you kneel down for one?”
“Good!”
Saying that, Yue Yupeng bent two fingers on the table and knelt.
Audience: “Phew~”