The viewers saw the programme skipped and a lot of the process in between they couldn’t see, so in the viewers’ perspective it was straight from the dormitory to the training ground, but it wasn’t really.
After getting down from the dormitory before arriving at the training ground, a lot more happened.
The squad leader led six people to finish assembling downstairs, and then walked towards the training ground, and before picking up the munitions equipment, they had to complete the physical fitness test.
Yuan Heng: “What is the physical fitness test?”
Liu Yuan: “Is it straight five kilometres of cross-country?”
Du Haibo: “Don’t scare me, I can’t even run five hundred metres ……”
Zhang Yi Feng: “It’s not that exaggerated, Tiezhu has filmed military drama, tell me.”
Li Tiezhu: “I wrote the script blindly I know shit. Isn’t Brother Xi a former soldier?”
Guo Xiaoxi: “I’m a literary soldier, I don’t know anything.”
Squad leader Jin Wu: “Quiet! Turn to the right rear and go ……”
What seemed to be just a very simple task was actually quite complicated. At the very least, it was much more complicated than the squad leader’s usual execution of this kind of task, because there were dozens of people from the programme team present.
The programme team had two robots filming in two directions, front and back, and there was a drone in the air, followed by a few photographers, directors, supervisors, and other such contraptions, as well as the guests’ assistants.
That’s right, it’s the assistants, although you can only bring one, but this assistant thing, one is not much different from ten, more people is to figure a row.
The scene of the six artists, in addition to Li Tiezhu, each with an assistant.
At this time, Liu Yuan’s assistant brought frozen yoghurt over to feed, this is a chubby sister, Liu Yuan took care of everything. However, it was in the middle of training, making Liu Yuan embarrassed.
“What for?”
The squad leader shouted and glared at Liu Yuan with sharp eyes.
The fat sister crossed the squad leader’s eyes, and with her backhand, she handed out another bottle of yoghurt to the squad leader, “Here! It’s a good thing I brought my car mini fridge, be nice to my family’s Yuan Yuan, or else his fans will scold you when the show airs.”
Class president: “……”
Fat Sister: “Ice, take it ah! Why are you rude this kid?”
Liu Yuan blushed: “Rain sister you go, I do not drink, this is in military training, do not allow this.”
Fat Sister: “What military training ah? Not just recording a programme? You’re not allowed to drink milk anymore? Sponsored by the programme team! Ili pure fruit yoghurt.”
Liu Yuan slapped on his face: “……”
Other people’s assistants weren’t idle either, Guo Xiaoxi’s assistant was handing him sunglasses for fear that the sun was too big and shaking his eyes, Yuan Heng’s assistant was concerned about him shaving and hurting his face, Du Haibo’s assistant was giving him patchouli water for fear of heat stroke, and Zhang Yifeng’s assistant was checking his mobile phone messages.
The staff of the programme didn’t stop them, they only thought that this section was just a transition after all, it didn’t matter if they used it or not, it’s not a big deal to let the artists relax a little bit.
Li Tiezhu was a little out of the scene for a while, just now in the dormitory a flurry, so that his blood was pounding, with the same expectations as a real new recruit into the army.
As a result, the moment he came out, he broke.
At this moment he is not smart little brain also figured out, they are not with the real recruits together, even enlistment and training are separate, it is obvious that the different treatment.
He could imagine that the next “military career” was also a shortened version.
Although he had been enlisted for 50 days, excluding the time spent on the road and resting, it was only 40 days. Forty days is not even enough time for recruit training, let alone anything else…….
In the end, it’s just a variety show.
Especially after seeing the assistants “carrying food and pots of syrup”, it is even more regrettable.
The fat sister saw the squad leader did not take, turned his hand to Li Tiezhu: “Here you go, sister quite like you! Help my family Yuan Yuan more during training.”
Li Tiezhu stood straight: “Report!”
Jin Wu, the squad leader who was annoyed to death, came back to his senses, in fact, if it was a normal company of recruits he would have been furious, but these assistants and staff made him understand that this was just recording a programme. The main thing is, girls he has no experience ah, so, a little overwhelmed.
Jin Wu: “Speak.”
Li Tiezhu pointed at his fat sister, “Reporting to the squad leader, someone seduced me!”
Liu Yuan was trying to persuade his assistant, but was broken by Li Tiezhu’s whole sentence, “Puh uh uh uh ……”
The other artists also laughed.
Fat Sister: “Nasty~”
Jin Wu’s face twitched slightly, “Don’t say weird things.”
Li Tiezhu: “She seduced me with yoghurt, luckily I’m strong-willed and bent on following the party! May I ask, what should I do when I encounter this situation?”
Jin Wu: “I don’t know what to do because I’ve never encountered it, what do you think should be done?”
Li Tiezhu: “Let me just say it’s, push-ups at the ready!”
Snap ……
Li Tiezhu was the first to get down, then Liu Yuan, who did not pick up the assistant’s yoghurt until the beginning, followed by Guo Xiaoxi, Yuan Heng and Zhang Yi Feng.
The class president was a little touched that Li Tiezhu helped him out. In fact, he was only in his early twenties, where had he seen all these artists, assistants and programme crews? He was merely arranged by his superiors to carry out a mission, so when he encountered a fat sister like this, he directly froze.
Snap!
Jin Wu also got down, “I didn’t lead the team well, I’ll do it with you guys.”
Du Haibo, who was holding the bottle of patchouli water, smiled awkwardly: “What? This is gaha ah? What’s with the push-ups?”
After all the talking and fooling around, Du Haibo followed suit and got down.
Yuan Heng: “How many?”
Guo Xiaoxi: “Yes, squad leader! How many push-ups?”
The assistants are all girls, the collective froze, face to face, this is …… what styling ah? Just now the boys’ dormitory they couldn’t go in, so they didn’t know about the push-ups.
Jin Wu: “I don’t know, you guys ask Li Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t know either, do it until the assistants leave, one, two ……”
Li Tiezhu started doing push-ups, and the others could only follow.
A few girls cursed and walked away, basically cursing Li Tiezhu, you big idiot, pretending to be Nima, at the expense of my old man still jerking himself off to your picture and so on.
“Eighteen, nineteen. Up!”
Li Tiezhu took the lead and stood up, his face was not red and he was not panting, what is the difference between doing push-ups so easily and drinking water?
Jin Wu: “Li Tiezhu’s performance is very good, the others reflect on it. This is the military, are you guys here on holiday? Do you still need to be waited on? Do we still need to prepare sedan chairs for you to carry you to training? Ah?”
Not against women, but against men Jin Wu never wimped out.
The others were silent, it’s like that in the circle, besides, isn’t this just a programme? Li Tiezhu? He is an anomaly, the hall of superstars do not even bring a fucking assistant.
Jin Wu asked again, “Why didn’t Li Tiezhu’s assistant come to make trouble?”
Yuan Heng: “Report! He doesn’t have an assistant.”
Jin Wu’s squad leader was also stunned for a moment, “For, why no assistant?”
Yuan Heng: “Report! Because hiring an assistant costs money.”
Jin Wu: “……”
The others laughed, the answer was very Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu said, “Report, it’s because I think I have my own hands and feet, I don’t need an assistant.”
Jin Wu: “Very good!”
Worthy of being my idol, although not too smart Yazi, but it’s just different from these few, especially that Yuan Heng, at first glance it’s a prick.
After the interlude, Jin Wu led the group on to the training ground.
Yuan Heng asked Li Tiezhu, “You really don’t have an assistant? All this time?”
Liu Yuan: “No assistant, do you remember your work schedule?”
Du Haibo: “Usually buying a milk tea and booking a flight ticket or something, who helps to do that? Who takes care of you during the usual filming?”
Since this segment was not recorded, the squad leader Jin Wu didn’t care about them. The chief said, in front of the camera to show the style and discipline of our army in place on the line, there is no need to be too harsh in life, this group of people would not be worth the effort of his soldiers, they do not deserve.
Li Tiezhu: “Squad leader, you also do not care?”
Jin Wu: “So …… why don’t you have an assistant?”
Li Tiezhu: “Er …… I have hands and feet, can’t buy a milk tea? It’s not like I’m a paraplegic, I still need someone to take care of me?”
Jin Wu: “That’s right!”
Liu Yuan said, “Brothers, let’s go back and talk to the programme team and our own assistants, so that they don’t mess up and let us train properly and strictly. I guess I won’t be able to become a soldier in this life, I’m the same as Tie Zhu, so I especially cherish this opportunity.”
Li Tiezhu: “Right, also please ask the squad leader to be strict with us, don’t treat it as recording a programme, I feel it’s a humiliation.”
In the end, the artists reached an agreement for the programme team to improve the discipline and quality of the training.
In this regard, Du Haibo had no say in the matter.
The segment was not aired, partly because it was unimportant, and partly because airing it would affect the artists’ image, and what would viewers think when they saw that there were assistants serving tea and water in the barracks? Apart from esteeming Li Tiezhu, I’m afraid it would be a tirade against the other five.
Not long after, the squad leader brought the six artists to the training ground, a wide grassy field.
They met their Recruit Company instructor, Xie Tian, fierce as hell.
“Du Haibo! What are you looking at? I want everyone to gaze into my eyes when I speak.”
“Liu Yuan, can’t you stand up straight?”
“What’s Guo Xiaoxi moving for? You were once a soldier too, I hope you don’t make me look down on you.”
“Yuan Heng, don’t shake! The habit of shaking your feet, don’t bring it to the barracks for me.”
When interviewed later, Liu Yuan said, “The instructor scared me, he gave me the feeling that he could not wait to eat all six of us.”
Then came the talk about everyone’s thoughts on coming to be a soldier, and Yuan Heng said, “Because I think it’s cool for boys to be soldiers!”
Li Tiezhu: “Pfft ……”
The instructor who was fuming was suddenly confused, “Li Tiezhu, step out.”
Yuan Heng gloated and looked at Li Tiezhu.
Instructor: “What are you laughing at? Li Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu: “Because after the age of eighteen you are an adult, and when you are an adult you are a man, and children are called boys.”
Instructor: “Are you a man?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes!”
Instructor: “Yuan Heng, are you a boy or a man?”
Yuan Heng cursed Li Tiezhu deep well ice in his heart and said on his mouth, “I am a man and a boy.”
The instructor was speechless and looked at Li Tiezhu, “Help him realise that he is a man.”
Yuan Heng was shocked, want Li Tiezhu to beat me up?
Li Tiezhu’s thinking was clear: “Hua Tianyu’s kind is only boys, milky fools.”
Yuan Heng immediately stood straight: “That …… I am a man!”
You talented Tianyu it, your whole family is Hua Tianyu. How much his daughter-in-law likes Hua Tianyu, how much he loathes that thing, thanks to Li Tiezhu sanctioned that thing some time ago.
In his heart, he can be grateful to Li Tiezhu, and recently his daughter-in-law does not pay much attention to the king of Hua Ge, or else he came out to be a soldier for two months, but also a little uneasy.
Of course, this paragraph was cut on the programme.
Instructor: “Speak up.”
Yuan Heng: “Men!”