In the end, Li Tiezhu still completed the self introduction, it is difficult: “My name is Li Tiezhu, twenty years old, from, Li Jia Village, Dahe Town, Zhenyuan County, Han’an City, Xichuan Province …… XVII Society.”
Another burst of rightful laughter, Du Haibo nearly laughed out his abs on the spot.
Squad leader Jin Wu looked at Li Tiezhu helplessly, in fact, the corners of his mouth also twitched, and finally held back and did not laugh, “Below, let’s get familiar with each other and also familiarise ourselves with the environment.”
Pop-up screen:
“Li Tiezhu brings his own sense of comedy.”
“Really can’t blame Li Tiezhu, the more serious the place, the more he can’t help it.”
“This is actually a kind of nervousness.”
“Hahaha, can’t help it ah ……”
“I go, Li Tiezhu’s old home is very close to my old home.”
“Xu Sanduo Bendo!”
“The squad leader can’t even hold it in, haha!”
“The squad leader is too handsome, evil smile.”
“Watched it N times, laughed to death.”
“Class president went out to laugh, right?”
“Class president: I’m going out to laugh for a while.”
Soon, the squad leader came back with two bottles of hot water and asked everyone to take out their benches and washbasins, and one person poured a little hot water for them. This was a tradition of the troops to let the new recruits feel the warmth of the troops.
Yuan Heng orchid fingers holding a towel: “It’s too hot, really too hot.”
Squad Leader: “Don’t have so many harsh conditions.”
Li Tiezhu walked up to help Yuan Heng, directly twisted the towel and pressed it to his face: “The main thing is to make you feel warm know? Feel the warmth?”
Yuan Heng exclaimed, “Ah ah …… too warm.”
Squad leader: “Or three more know more ah.”
Li Tiezhu washed his own face, “Thank you, squad leader, so warm, hissing ……”
The next step is to change the uniform, with a time limit of three minutes.
Six people hand and foot from the cabinet to turn out their respective uniforms, and then muttered mutter mutter mutter, turnip meeting like.
Guo Xiaoxi: “Then changing the uniform is to take off the trousers, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “Didn’t you serve in the army?”
Guo Xiaoxi: “I’m bragging, I’m a literary soldier.”
Li Tiezhu: “Of course you have to take off your trousers to change, but you can’t take off all your clothes, it’s easy to get cold.”
Guo Xiaoxi: “I fucking ……”
Zhang Yi Feng: “Li Tiezhu, no comedy!”
Yuan Heng: “Tie Zhu, as a person in his early twenties, why do you like driving so much?”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m only twenty! Just twenty, the same age as Liu Yuan.”
Zhang Yi Feng: “Then you say out of the head, together with not out of the head well.”
While they were fooling around, the door opened again, and the squad leader came in: “Gather, gather at once, quick!”
When the six people gathered, the highs and lows appeared.
The fastest was Li Tiezhu, who had already put on all the equipment, shirt, trousers, hat, armed belt, boots, without a single mistake. The uniform was the desert version of starry sky camouflage, the latest generation of combat uniforms, handsome as hell.
While the others are half-finished, Du Haibo even just took off his socks, nothing changed yet.
Squad Leader: ”Besides Xu Sanduo, no, besides Li Tiezhu, what are you guys doing? The promised three minutes to change your clothes, look at how much time you guys have used?”
The five people were silent, Li Tiezhu had a smirk on his face, luckily he had filmed Soldier’s Assault last year.
After that, there was another lecture, and then the squad leader asked Yuan Heng and Guo Xiaoxi to shave off their faces in thirty seconds, and the razor Yuan Heng brought with him was a manual one.
The class president brought Yuan Heng to the toilet, cold water foam shaving.
Yuan Heng has been chattering: “squad leader, you know my kind of beard especially hard man, shaving is very painful, need hot water compress, compress soft only good melon, otherwise …… easy to bleed, ah! Ha ah …… hurts! Really can not …… I always think that shaving is a very elegant thing …… ah ah! Too much beard and too hard is not a good thing ……”
The class president kept staring silently at Yuan Heng: “I’m still young and don’t understand.”
Yuan Heng: “I don’t have a mirror here to see where I haven’t shaved clean.”
Class president: “I am your mirror.”
The atmosphere was suddenly charming, the background music changed, and the footage of Yuan Heng and the class president turned into slow motion.
Pop-up screen:
“This class president warmed me!”
“Suddenly remembered Shi Jin class president ……”
“The sudden earthy love words flashed the old man’s waist.”
“Class president smiled and laughed.”
“It’s the flavour of love.”
“I’m your mirror, pfft!”
“Hm? This mirror is incompetent!”
“Hahaha, this mirror ……”
The screen turned, Yuan Heng walked back to the dormitory with a face of blood and bared teeth, the mirror …… is not competent!
“Class president, you lied to me!”
“I didn’t lie to you, you grew blackheads on your own, I thought it was the moustache that wasn’t shaved clean.”
“No way, I put on a mask every day.”
“It’s really blackheads.”
The class president is also a little bit petulant, the first time to give someone as a mirror, inexperienced. No, I need to be stern, being a mirror or something, is not something the class president should do.
A while later, another instructor walked into the dormitory and lectured everyone, including the class president, about having no sense of time.
Then, the counting of personal belongings began.
“Yuan Heng, take out the charging cables and put them in front.”
“All the charging cables?”
“Yes.”
“But my mobile phone is almost out of battery.”
“Hurry up.”
“Oh.”
Yuan Heng slowed down, putting out all the chargers and rechargeables.
Guo Xiaoxi couldn’t help it, not having been in the military means she doesn’t know what’s going on.
Instructor: “Guo Xiaoxi, what are you laughing at?”
Guo Xiaoxi: “Nothing.”
The instructor walked up to Guo Xiaoxi, stared hard at him, and said, “Push-ups ready.”
Guo Xiaoxi: “Huh?”
Instructor: “Push-ups ready.”
Guo Xiaoxi had to climb down.
The others looked at each other in disbelief, this instructor is much more strict than the class leader.
Instructor: “Ten push-ups.”
Guo Xiaoxi breathed a sigh of relief and started doing them.
Li Tiezhu almost burst out laughing and hurriedly covered his mouth.
The instructor turned back, “Li Tiezhu! What are you moving for? Did I tell you to move? Didn’t your squad leader tell you not to move while standing at attention? If there is something to report, do you know?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes!”
“Know what?”
“What?”
“Repeat back what I just said.”
“This this ……”
“Push-ups at the ready.”
“Err ……”
Li Tiezhu felt wronged, how could I possibly remember what you said? However, doing pushups is still not afraid.
Climbing down, Li Tiezhu asked, “How many?”
The instructor ignored him.
Li Tiezhu asked again: “Instructor, how many ah?”
The instructor glared at him, “Hold up!”
Li Tiezhu didn’t say anything and just held on.
The instructor continued to check the items, what coffee, snacks, yoga mats and other useless things can not be.
At the end of the inspection, the instructor came to Li Tiezhu who was still lying on the ground in front of him, “Thermos cup? How old are you?”
Jinwu squad leader: “Report! He said he’s in his early twenties.”
“Pfft ……”
The other five people all laughed, remembering the scene just now, but of course, were stifled by the instructor’s glare.
Instructor: “You’re just about twenty this year, and you’re in your early twenties, what’s in your early twenties? What are you doing with a thermos cup? You thermos cup soak goji berries ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “Report instructor, this thermos has feelings with me, bring it to win, it is a kind thermos, never scalded me.”
Instructor: “It’s because you’re not afraid of scalding, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
The others huffed up.
Instructor: “Take it away!”
Then, the instructor looked at the things that Li Tiezhu picked up, surprisingly, there is no other extra things, charging cables and other things, after seeing others being taken away, also took the initiative to surrender.
The instructor asked, “In addition to the thermos cup, you don’t have anything else?”
Li Tiezhu: “Reporting to the instructor, since I came to the army, I don’t need to bring anything.”
The instructor smiled gratefully and looked at the others, “Did you all hear that? When you come to the troop, give yourself to the troop and integrate here wholeheartedly. Understand?”
All: “Understood.”
The instructor squatted and asked Li Tiezhu: “Tell me, why do you know that the army doesn’t need to bring anything?”
Li Tiezhu propped his hands on the ground without blushing, “Because the army will issue it, it doesn’t cost money the quality is okay, I used it when I was filming.”
Instructor: “Er …… tired?”
Li Tiezhu: “Not tired.”
Instructor: “Remember, here you are a new recruit, all actions listen to the command, don’t put yourself really as a soldier king.”
Li Tiezhu climbed up: “Yes.”
Instructor: “Ten push-ups, do one and shout one.”
Li Tiezhu began to do push-ups: “Ah! Oh ~ eeeeee ~”
Liu Yuan: “Pfft~”
The others are also shivering.
The squad leader also quietly pinched his thighs and forced himself not to laugh out loud. The soldier king was too funny!
Instructor: “Li Tiezhu, what are you shouting blindly for?”
“You said it, ah, do one and shout one.”
“I told you to shout numbers.”
“Oh, three, four, five ……”
It feels like a Soldier’s Assault was filmed. It’s a bit of a hate speech.
Pop-up:
“God damn ah oh eek ah ……”
“Li Tiezhu this naive, head is not good.”
“When has his head ever been good? Except when he dislikes someone.”
“The squad leader pinched himself, laughing ……”
“Woah shit, this is too cruel, isn’t it?”
“What a fuss, the army is already so strict.”
“Our female soldiers are all stricter than them, this is already letting them off the hook.”
“Yuan Heng is so miserable.”
“Soldier King Sando is also miserable.”
“I’m relieved to see Li Tiezhu so miserable.”
“So scary.”
“This isn’t a holiday!”
“It’s a good thing Cai Xukun didn’t come, or else he’d be assigned to the female group.”
After that, the instructor and squad leader left, giving them three minutes to pack up and gather again at the entrance of the barracks to collect the military equipment.
It didn’t take much time for everyone to pack up what was left and start chatting again.
Du Haibo: “Li Tiezhu, you’re quite a thief! What do you mean you don’t need to bring anything when you come to the army? Sell us all out.”
Li Tiezhu: “This is common sense ah, the troops are issued everything, why spend your own money?”
Du Haibo: “My face mask and face wash were taken away.”
Li Tiezhu: “Soap will be issued, besides, your face is so big, the mask can’t cover it, right? Don’t make it difficult for the mask.”
Du Haibo: “……”
Yuan Heng: “I just don’t understand, yoga mats and these exercise things, on what grounds to take away ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “When you come here, do you still worry about not having exercise equipment? Just do a five kilometre cross-country.”
Yuan Heng: “Fuck ……”
Liu Yuan: “Brother Zhu covers me.”
Li Tiezhu: “I can’t even protect myself, so you’re on your own.”
The crowd laughed, then Guo Xiaoxi realised that time was almost up and ran out towards the door in a puff of smoke.