“It was a humiliating battle in the history of the Rice Army’s war, and later escaped in a boat.”
“I’ve seen that rabbit cartoon, and it’s true.”
“So that animation was real?”
“Is there really such an army in the world? It’s incredible, it’s not something humans can do.”
“I adore this army so much.”
“No! Guys, we didn’t lose the war in Korea.”
“The South Rods were about to be driven overboard, and we helped them fight their way back to the 38th parallel.”
“Same over there. The North Rods were on the verge of being driven across the river, and they fought their way back to the 38th parallel as well.”
“We occupied Pyongyang.”
“They’ve also driven captured tanks into Seoul.”
“So Rice thinks they didn’t lose, and China thinks they won, and both actually have their reasons?”
“But they had a Universal Captive Olympics.”
“Ah this ……”
“That’s what the Chinese always say: not very lethal, extremely insulting.”
So yeah, it’s hard to get a unanimous understanding on the argument of winning or losing a war, after all, all arses are different, but when it comes to that Captive Olympics, it’s a real win, and the magical rabbit never disappoints.
Anyway, Real Men burst onto the scene in the West, first because of Ion Pera Lee, as Kung Fu had just finished its hit run in North America, and later, because of this mysterious and powerful unit’s formidable record.
Many crooked people, every week pinching the time on time to watch the hot Rui’e Man, gradually spawned a number of crooked fans who support the army and love the party.
Then, a strange post appeared on the extranet:
“May I ask how a crooked person can join the PLA?”
“Is the combat power of Channi Rippy Broken Four Lay Boo Ruori Ami related to oriental magic?”
“If the PLA takes Wall Street, will the giants be sent to labour camps?”
“How can we establish a base in the Andes?”
“We have a huge security company, may I ask, how can we learn the guiding principle of building a branch on a company and strengthen the transformation of the company?”
The last question was raised by Sleepy Dragon and Baby Phoenix, this question had bothered them for a long, long time, once they thought that everything would be fine with the security company. Only later did they realise that this security company was a scattered mess with no cohesion, this was far from enough, they had not learnt the essence of the East.
They hadn’t learnt the essence of the East, but they were at a loss as to what to do about it.
An anonymous answer woke them up …… First you have to have an ideological programme.
So the sleepy dragon began to draft the teachings of Aien Pelagianism, also ha, think about it kinda shame, was founded more than a year ago, but there is no programme, blush ……
As usual, as long as it was a variety show of Ai Enpera, Sleepy Dragon and Baby Phoenix would organise their core members to watch it together and try to learn something from it.
The great Ai Enpera would never record a programme for money, he must be trying to give us some insight.
The footage shows one bare-chested warrior after another drenching themselves in icy water to challenge the cold and the heat.
The domestic pop-ups were even more emotional:
“I’m in tears watching this.”
“Too hot-blooded.”
“After watching ‘Soldier Assault’ over, tears.”
“So it’s that unit from Lake Changjin!”
“Listened to the history Li Tiezhu said, was deeply shocked.”
“All killed in action ……”
“Today’s prosperity is not easy to come by.”
“Our soldiers mouth bloodiness.”
“This is the real fucking man!”
After the training, the company commander admonished and praised, and then everyone was brought back to the dormitory to prepare for the joining ceremony, and then …… Li Tiezhu contributed a whole lot of laughs. Self introduction and what not, memorising the oath words and what not, for the scum of the school, it is difficult from the bottom of the heart.
In the afternoon, it is a hot and boiling company ceremony, the awarding of armbands, as well as the awarding of rifles.
Then it was time for training, and the Hero Company was anti-tank infantry, with one machine gunner and two anti-tank gunners per squad.
Li Tiezhu and the newcomer Wu Li Tao were pulled to contact the operation of the anti-tank bazooka, instructed by the deputy squad leader.
“It’s so heavy! Li Tiezhu is that one heavy for you?”
“It’s alright more than twenty pounds.”
“I feel like this one of mine is heavier than yours, I have two bullets.”
“Who doesn’t have eggs yet?”
“I’m talking about missiles, no, what bazooka shells. It’s sinking me!”
“Oh.”
“You’re so good, you’ll have to cover me later.”
“How?”
“Teach me, I’ve only been training for one day, newbie training, I don’t know anything.”
“I …… I actually don’t know.”
“You are so humble! They all say you’re arrogant, it’s all rumours.”
Dock Litao rambled with Li Tiezhu all the way, I don’t know why he always felt that it would be better to follow Li Tiezhu, after all, Li Tiezhu was so powerful inside the Soldier’s Assault.
When he arrived at the training ground, it was true that Wu Litao made a lot of mistakes, and was trained by the class vice to run back and forth, tired to death.
Li Tiezhu is just steady, because he is simple, just need to kneel there and carry the rocket launcher on the line.
Then, Li Tiezhu also overturned, once again possessed by Xu Sanduo.
The height of the bazooka is too high, Li Tiezhu is a little bit panicked, up and down part, a pass operation fierce as a tiger, and finally the dock Litao made laugh.
“So you also beg all won’t.”
“Poof goose goose goose goose ……”
Ban Vice was interviewed later by the programme team with a look of dashed dreams:
“When I learnt that Li Tiezhu was coming, I thought, well, isn’t that finished? He’s so strong, the King of Soldiers! Wouldn’t he just destroy me? Surely many training programmes, military movements and what not, all aspects …… should not be comparable to him, I should learn from him. However, when he came to train, that …… immediately wore out, Xu Sando is the goal I strive for ah, he this …… makes me very desperate.”
The class vice looked at Li Tiezhu with a sad face, fiddling with the rocket launcher with his hands and feet, making a lot of foreign faces, and he couldn t help but want to say, You have deceived me!
Wu Litao once again adjusted the bazooka holder for Li Tiezhu and couldn’t help but whisper, “Xu Sanduo isn’t acting! You are Xu Sanduo Bendo!”
Li Tiezhu: “Shut up, don’t make me laugh, goose goose goose ……”
Class vice: “Li Tiezhu, training is funny?”
Li Tiezhu: “The report is not funny.”
Class vice: “Then what are you laughing at?”
Li Tiezhu pointed to the black-eyed Dock Litao: “Report, this person looks too funny, he grows on my laughing point.”
Wu Litao was dumbfounded, “You still have the nerve to talk about me?”
Squad Deputy: “Li Tiezhu! Seriously, you grow on other people’s laugh points too.”
Li Tiezhu: “Goosey ……”
Class Vice: “What are you laughing at again?”
Li Tiezhu: “This bazooka is too light, always floating, goose goose goose ……”
He really did not know why he laughed, and not all because of the dock Litao, more because of his own embarrassment, in short, just can not help.
Class vice: “……”
Then, Li Tiezhu was punished to carry a bazooka and do squats.
Wu Litao sat down happily and gloated, it turns out I’m still pretty good, at least compared to Li Tiezhu.
“Wu Litao!”
“To.”
“Did I tell you to sit down?”
“No.”
“Then why did you sit down?”
“Huh? Yeah, why did I sit down! Thanks for the reminder, class mate.”
“……”
Then, Dock Litao began to do push-ups with the back gear on his back.
Looking at Li Tiezhu, who was squatting frantically, the class vice’s despondent face had another wave of confusion, the kind that was completely undisguised.
Bouncer:
“Don’t go through the procedure, just laugh!”
“Happy to die.”
“Class Vice is too miserable.”
“The idol is broken!”
“The expression on the vice squad leader’s face is really hurt ……”
“I can only say that …… Li Tiezhu’s acting skills are too good.”
“A song of waking up from a dream for the vice squad leader.”
“Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao, two men who are long on laughs, even dislike each other?”
“The King of Soldiers has turned into a rookie.”
After training in the afternoon, after eating, everyone gathered to come inside an auditorium to do well, and started the night life of the military camp – pulling songs. Joy to a match, simply can not hear clearly in the singing what, is more than the voice, and the various company commanders of the model command, with the same as the war.
The atmosphere to, Li Tiezhu also followed the coaxing, and then ……
“Li Tiezhu come one!”
“Xu Sanduo come one!”
Li Tiezhu went straight on, not dragging at all, and first came a steel seven company song:
“There is a truth that does not need to be told, a warrior should go to war …….”
Many warriors sang along.
Then there was another song, “Chasing Dreams and Red Heart”.
“Where exactly is the world full of flowers, if it really exists then I will definitely go ……”
All the warriors sang along.
This song, in this time and space was specially written for this heroic troop, and they had always been proud of this song, so they sang it vociferously.
In the sound of the song, the programme put out an interview with Li Tiezhu.
“Ah …… quite moved. In the army training, met some veterans, they have seen “that year that rabbit those things”, and some new recruits, said to me, Xu Sanduo, we are watching the “Soldier Assault” to become a soldier. I bar …… feel that it is to pay back the debt …… or should practice a little, so that, in the future, if someone says this to me, I will at least not feel ashamed.”
After walking out from the auditorium, several other artists were very envious of Li Tiezhu.
Zhang Yi Feng was even more upset: “Why? I’ve also played many soldiers, more than you, why do they only remember you, Xu Sanduo?”
Li Tiezhu: “Maybe it’s because this character is most like everyone else.”
Guo Xiaoxi nodded: “Right! Teacher Zhang, the roles we play are all mature soldiers, even officers, ordinary soldiers don’t feel much when they watch. Xu Sanduo is different, his scenes are all on the road to growth.”
Liu Yuan: “Today I really feel that Brother Zhu is super popular in the army, simply …… superstar!”
Wu Li Tao: “Aren’t you also red? Those female soldiers blush when they see you, why doesn’t anyone like me? I am also an idol to come.”
Li Tiezhu: “An idol that grows on the laugh track? Pfft ……”
Wu Li Tao: “Where am I funny? I have idol baggage, yo~Skr~”
Li Tie Zhu: “Speak properly! The last one who was full of freestyle has already been arrested.”
Wu Li Tao: “Where are my fucking nunchucks?”
“Hahahahaha ……”
It must be said that Li Tiezhu also felt his popularity for the first time, he had always known that he was very popular, but only after coming here did he realise that he was already so popular, and so popular in the army.
At the same time of pride, an ineffable sense of responsibility also rose up.