After returning to the dormitory, Li Tiezhu is still in some kind of unknown exuberance, originating from the depths of the soul of the shock, the original as an artist can influence so many young people …… their ideals and struggles, because of me, this kind of inexplicable pride, so that Li Tiezhu feel rising panic.
Wu Litao also rose to panic and raised his hand, “Report! Squad leader, can I go take a shit? It’s been held in all night!”
The squad leader’s face cramped, tonight’s pulling song he was amused by his own few living treasure soldiers to death: “Go, remember to bring ……”
Wu Litao ran away in a puff of smoke.
Squad leader: “Remember to bring paper ……”
In the dormitory, the squad leader is teaching everyone to tidy up the housekeeping, but also let Li Tiezhu teach everyone to fold the quilt, I have to say that although Li Tiezhu’s other military skills pull down, the level of folding the quilt is still very good, belonging to the professional level.
Austin, the sleepy dragon who was far away from the core members of the organisation watching the programme in the Rice Country, suddenly twisted his head to look at the bedroom next to him, and his quilt was rolled up at the head of the bed like a piece of trash.
At this moment, he came to an epiphany!
From this day onwards, the Ai En Pera Cult had an additional rule, from top to bottom all those who had joined the organisation had to be trained in folding quilts and tidying up their housekeeping, and randomly checked.
Not long after, the instructor wearing white gloves came to check the housekeeping, well, no words, soon the house sprawled a piece of the house, housekeeping did not get it right to do push-ups.
“Li Tiezhu! Brother Zhu–”
Outside came the shouts of Wu Li Tao.
No one answered.
Instructor back hands: “I said why look sparse, it turns out to be missing one. Where is he?”
Squad Leader: “Report! Wu Litao went to the toilet.”
The instructor didn’t say anything, he couldn’t just pull back, maybe he didn’t finish.
“Liu Yuan! Yuan Heng …… Anyone? Squad leader!”
Still no one answered.
The instructor called the soldiers doing push-ups up and admonished, “I don’t check if your quilts are folded well because I know it takes a process, but can’t you even wipe the dust off? Is this difficult?”
Yuan Heng: “Report! We haven’t even had a chance to wipe it yet, and here you are.”
Instructor: “Don’t give me excuses! There is only absolute obedience in the army! Did you say you’d check housekeeping when you assembled tonight? Why didn’t you do it if you said it?”
Yuan Heng: “……”
Squad Leader: “Report! It’s my problem, I didn’t organise everyone to clean up in time.”
Li Tiezhu: “Report! We learnt to fold the quilt first ……”
The instructor was still about to admonish someone when the door opened.
Between them, Wu Litao used his jacket around his waist, hanging his crotch and pouting, standing in the doorway, “I’ve been screaming for half a day, how come no one cares about me? I pulled halfway before remembering …… yeah? The instructor is also in ah? Rare guest rare guest ……”
Obviously this goods trousers did not dare to lift up, because did not wipe his arse, so, under the jacket is bare.
The five artists all held their tongues, and the squad leader didn’t hold his tongue, “Pfft, hahaha ……”
This squad leader is hard to say, harsh when he is harsh, but his laughing point is really low, far less than the squad leader of the Recruit Company, Jin Wu, who can hold back his laughter, he can’t stop laughing.
The instructor looked at Wulitao and asked the squad leader, “What’s the situation?”
Squad Leader: “Heh heh heh …… he didn’t bring any paper to the toilet.”
Dock Litao looked at the crowd and pointed at the cameraman: “Don’t shoot ah! Shoot it and also pinch it off for me, this part can’t be broadcast, I have idol baggage.”
When he covered his clothes with one hand, his clothes almost fell down, scared him, and hurriedly covered them with both hands, but ……
The trousers fell down to his ankles.
The instructor yea couldn’t help but say, “Work it out.”
The squad leader laughed like a sheep: “Heh heh …… Li Tiezhu, get him paper, heh heh heh ……”
Li Tiezhu froze, why is it me?
The four artists next to him could no longer hold back their laughter.
Li Tiezhu: “Can I take the nunchucks to wipe his arse?”
Squad leader: “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ……”
The vice squad leader and the four artists twisted their heads to look at the squad leader, not so much? Is it that funny?
Wulitao: “No laughing! Taking a shit is also a serious matter, I’m …… this is taking care of housekeeping!”
Squad Leader: “Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww”
Instructor: “Do not talk nonsense!”
Li Tiezhu pinched his nose and handed Dock Litao a small packet of tissues in the past.
Dock Litao opened his mouth and bit the tissue, covered his crotch with his clothes, and excused himself.
The instructor shook his head, pointed to the direction where Dock Litao disappeared, and asked, “See …… what you think?”
Li Tiezhu: “Report, we discredited the heroic troops!”
Instructor: “It’s good to know! I hope you learnt your lesson and don’t make the same mistake …… again.”
After another lecture, Wu Litao returned.
The instructor asked, “Wu Litao, what do you think about what just happened?”
Dock Litao stood at attention and said loudly, “Report! Shit for a moment, no paper crematorium!”
The instructor pointed to the ground, “Ten push-ups.”
Wu Litao: “Oh.”
Pop-up:
“I’m fucking straight up good bloke! It’s too topsy-turvy, isn’t it?”
“Dockley Towers …… is a mouthful!”
“This squad leader’s losing his mind laughing all over the place.”
“Is taking a shit also housekeeping?”
“This fucking can also be broadcast? On the spot social death ah!”
“This programme …… cow.”
“What is the situation? This kind of person as a soldier ah?”
“Don’t take it seriously, when new recruits are assigned to the company, there are a lot of strange people.”
“It’s very true, a lot of strange things happen in troop life and training.”
“Xu Sanduo drills with eggs, haha!”
“Can’t Dockley Towers wait for it to dry out naturally?”
“This guy is going to be on fire!”
After sending the instructor away, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and got their hands dirty tidying up the housekeeping and cleaning up.
……
Meanwhile, Du Haibo also returned to Xiangnan Station, he had no new work schedule but still came to the station. He was bragging to his girlfriend in the break room about how awesome he was in the army while waiting for Mr He to get off work and invite him for dinner.
“Really? You ran five kilometres in the middle of the night?”
“That’s for sure, actually five kilometres isn’t far, it’s just ten laps of the playground.”
“Still not far?”
“Not far! I may be fat, but I have strength.”
“So did you shoot the gun?”
“There are people all around, what shot? Besides, I’m back for you, so what’s the need for a gun?”
“I said real gun.”
“Oh! I shot it! I live fire five shots forty-five rings, the squad leader only hit forty-nine rings, Yuan Heng Liu Yuan they more than thirty rings, tsk tsk ……”
“Then why did you come back? Didn’t you say you wanted to lose weight?”
“I just think the army is not much fun, the training intensity is average, or come back to practice by yourself.”
“In that case, I might be able to become the King of Soldiers if I go.”
“Forget it! You think you’re me?”
Not long after, He Ling came out after the meeting, “Haibo is back?”
Du Haibo: “Thank you Teacher He, I’m quite embarrassed about this, thanks to your help.”
He Ling looked at Du Haibo: “Let me get this straight, about the Real Men contract savings, it’s not me helping you, much less your father’s influence. Rather, …… Li Tiezhu said that he wants you to leave.”
Du Haibo died on the spot society, just now also bragging with his girlfriend.
Her girlfriend lowered her head and didn’t speak, pretending not to know.
Du Haibo embarrassed: “For …… why?”
He Ling: “Two things, two things you have done, I already know. So, he said to let you go no one has a reason to oppose, and, you should know that it is not easy to hire him for this show, and will not offend him for you. You …… will do things in the future, more over your head.”
After saying this, He Ling turned around and walked away, being infuriated, after the first hat stepping incident, he even apologised to Li Tiezhu and said a lot of good words. But who knows, the next day, this guy hid Li Tiezhu s shoes, the camera was photographed!
……
Perhaps because of the love of defecating and sending paper, Wu Litao is getting closer and closer to Li Tiezhu, and after tidying up the housework, he pestered Li Tiezhu to talk. It’s still early before lights out, and it’s now rest time.
Wu Litao: “During the day at the training ground, what you said about this troop is true, right? Is it really that cool?”
Li Tiezhu: “Of course it’s true! They’ve been to Seoul more than sixty years before you, so what? You’re not convinced? You can find some books to read, or documentaries.”
Wulitao said, “Reading books is so troublesome! It’s too difficult to read books for a stupid dick like me, it’s better for you to tell me about it, it looks like you’re very well researched.”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m also a stupid loser.”
Wu Litao: “No way, you look so smart and wise ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Then you are really a stupid dick.”
“The song you sang in the morning when you were playing nunchucks ……”
“You don’t deserve it.”
“Ah?”
“I said you don’t deserve that song, I won’t give it to you, I’ll sing it myself.”
“Bye! No honour.”
“Who the hell knows you? You’re a righteous man?”
“Squad leader, Li Tiezhu swears, punish him with push-ups.”
“……”
This Dock Litao, what a fucking bitch! I won’t send him paper next time.
After ten push-ups.
Li Tiezhu helplessly looked at Wu Litao who came up again, “What are you doing again?”
Wu Litao: “I want to challenge you!”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t accept challenges.”
The others watched the fun.
The class president was also a good guy, with an immodest face, “Wu Litao, what do you want to challenge Li Tiezhu?”
Dock Litao tossed his long hair, “Fighting!”
Squad leader:”……”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
The others immediately cried out in favour, Wu Litao is not afraid of death and they are certainly more afraid.
Wu Litao smiled flirtatiously: “Scared, right? I grew up practising martial arts, much earlier than you, you belong to the half-dozen!”
Li Tiezhu: “Really?”
WU LITAO: “To tell you the truth, when I was a child, I practiced martial arts and almost made it into the national team, just a little bit. Later, when your master Jackie Chan invited me to shoot ‘Railway Flying Tigers’, many of my actions were all in one go, more beautiful than the action director, and Jackie Chan was full of praise. Have you seen that film?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “I don’t watch bad films.”
Wu Li Tao: “Ah ……”
The class president laughed so hard that he slapped his thighs, “Hahahahahahahaha ……”
A few other people are looking at the class president and laughing, as far as? As for that? It’s funny, but you’re exaggerating, right?
Liu Yuan said, “But, Li Tiezhu’s kung fu is not flowery, he’s KO’d WWE pros.”
Yuan Heng: “Right! Awesome!”
Wu Li Tao: “So, no knee strikes elbow strikes etc., this is a hurtful action ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Challenges are fine, what’s the bet?”
Dock Litao: “Let’s go one-on-one, bet on your song ‘Nunchucks’! If I win, the song will be sold to me, if I lose, I’ll let you sing it.”
Shame on you! Let you sing?
Li Tiezhu didn’t fall for it, “If you lose, go shave the shortest inch of your head and then call me master for the rest of your life.”
Wu Litao was in deep thought, of course he didn’t want face, and modesty was something that didn’t exist, the problem was what benefits could be gained by being shameless.