Li Tiezhu did not raise his head, peeled out a crayfish, dipped it in the soup and took a bite, his mouth was full of flavour, and he grunted contentedly, “Spicier would be better.”
Chen Yi’s hands and feet quite quickly also ate a crayfish, happiness, but did not dare to show it for fear of offending Deer Hani.
Deer Hani put the DSLR camera, licked his face and sat down next to Li Tiezhu, his eyes turned, picked up a plastic glove: “Tiezhu, you peeled a little slow ah, I’ll teach you a new method of peeling lobster.”
Li Tiezhu hmmmed and looked over.
Chen Yi stifled a smile and peeked.
Deer Hani really has a knack ah, peeling from the tail, peeling out a shrimp in three seconds with a showy face, “How’s it? Fast, right?”
Saying that, Deerhani was about to throw the shrimp into his mouth, then stopped awkwardly.
Li Tiezhu looked at Deer Hani, and then looked at the lobster in his hand.
Deer Hani swallowed, gurgled, slightly louder, and then rather reluctantly put the crayfish into Li Tiezhu’s bowl: ”Eat quickly, eat quickly, I just don’t love crayfish, brother will peel it for you. I tell you, this crayfish is nothing to eat, but peeling lobster is very satisfying, just like some people like to pinch bubbles ……”
Li Tiezhu handed over a tissue.
Deer Hani took it and wiped his saliva, finally smiling shyly, “Hahahahaha …… Tiezhu, this crayfish smells so good, hahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “I don’t mess with you, Deer, let’s whole the next issue of Chi Chi brother.”
Deer Hani forcefully ate a crayfish, see Li Tiezhu did not say anything, the action is more numb: “Why?”
Li Tiezhu: “I am nothing, but he encouraged you to report me, which is not enough for you. Knowing that Chao’s crotch is almost cracked, he still encourages you, which is not clearly harming you? In case I can’t tell the difference between good and bad, how can you …… play football in the future?”
Deer Hani froze, “Right! Why didn’t I react?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Those two old people are not easy to deal with, you follow them must suffer losses. We are different, we are both young people not to mention that we are both making music, musicians ……”
Deer Hani took the shrimp and pointed to Li Tiezhu: “Pure!”
Li Tiezhu: “Right. So, the two of us have to unite.”
Deer Ha Ni nodded repeatedly, “It makes sense, look at you give Chao a monogram, but you’re so good to me, you don’t hold a grudge at all, and you give me crayfish to eat. I believe you! From now on, the two of us will be head to head, national brother-in-law vs. Tian Ba moving Ba tua!”
Li Tiezhu: “Come on, Brother Deer, the whole big stick bone, the bone marrow in this can be the essence.”
Deer Hani was flattered: “Ai yu hao, preaching! Thank you brother.”
Chen Yi, who was secretly eating like a hamster at the side, was all melon, Li Tiezhu is also too scary, right? Is this really a newcomer?
Then what am I? A rookie?
No, I shouldn’t be so puffed up. I’m a f*cking vegetable worm at best.
Self-heating hot pot is cooked, Li Tiezhu open the lid, clip vegetables: “Well, hot pot is almost interesting, but dilly-dallying can dilly-dally to this, but also very invincible, the second sister righteousness.”
Deer Ha Ni repeat the same trick, to Li Tiezhu clip vegetables, clip clip on the clip in their own bowl: “You carefully say, why the second sister and invite you to dinner? I can’t figure it out.”
Li Tiezhu ate the hot pot and said, “The thing is like this ……”
By the time the programme was broadcast, the post teacher added a rewind special effect here, and twittered to an hour ago.
At ten o’clock, Li Tiezhu, who hadn’t woken up, appeared in the room with his hair tousled, and in the face of the staff’s urging for him to go to work, he bristled, “Isn’t it just dawdling? I’m the best at dawdling.”
The staff began to chatter to Li Tiezhu, in order to rub rice successfully must beg for Chao’s forgiveness and so on.
Li Tiezhu washed up and went out, got into the car, and backhandedly made a phone call: “Hello? I’m sorry, but I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to make it. Today, the tide brother they go to the wedding site to work to rub rice, he did the task lost no food, sleep is not sleep with the deer and Chen Yi disguise to go …… hmm. I go to see them, by the way, in order to show the effect of the programme, but also in order to help you take revenge out of anger, I go to the scene to eat to them, you look at me to order two boxed lunches how?”
Second Sister: “They’re that miserable? They haven’t slept? That’s right, boxed lunch won’t do. Sister will give you a luxury meal, and you will help me crave them to death. After I place the order, I’ll give you a screenshot, send me the address.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t worry second sister, I’ll take care of it.”
After hanging up the phone, Li Tiezhu paralysed in the car to catch up on sleep. Not long after the mobile phone rang, the screen was a screenshot of the order sent by the second sister, super luxurious.
The replay ends here.
The comments in the pop-up area are a bit confused:
“What kind of rhythm is this? Is Second Sister so two-dimensional?”
“Li Tiezhu is also too bad, right?”
“That’s right, rubbing people once and rubbing them twice.”
“Li Tiezhu hid important information, and he doesn’t have food for himself.”
“Suddenly, I feel that Brother Serious is very belaboured.”
“I do think that Li Tiezhu is reacting instinctively, he’s naive and bad.”
“Is Bean bad okay?”
Between breaks, Li Tiezhu’s trio ate heartily.
When Chen Yi heard what Li Tiezhu said, he was even more puzzled: “Does second sister hate us so much? She actually ordered such a luxurious meal to piss us off. Then why does she like Brother Tie Zhu so much?”
Deer Hani then laughed: “Hahaha …… Chen Yi, this showbiz ah, it’s not about singing and dancing ……”
Li Tiezhu: “There are also human feelings, Hot Paw taught me.”
Deer Hani clip a chopstick tripe: “Right! Can Second Sister be that easy to fool? Also, is she simply ordering a meal for Tie Zhu? It’s you who didn’t understand the strings between Li Tiezhu and Second Sister, Li Tiezhu appeared to say that he came to be angry with us, but in fact, he was worried that we wouldn’t be able to eat, and that we were tired and hungry. The second sister then ordered a large meal, obviously she is distressed that Chao and we did not rest, and not for Tiezhu alone. The two of them are purposely bringing us food, Second Sister is a good person! Tie Zhu good brother!”
Chen Yi picks his brain, “Is it so complicated?”
Li Tiezhu: “Is this complicated?”
Chen Yi’s expression lost its ability to manage: “Isn’t this complicated?”
Deer Hani: “Hahaha …… So, there was originally a share of Chao in this, but as a result, we were eating hot pot and he went back to work, hahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu: “That can’t be helped, we can’t all stop working, right? Is the programme still recorded?”
Deer Hani: “Good point, go Chao, ooh, this duck blood is so delicious.”
The pop-ups then got the point across:
“Tie Zhu is highly emotional, ah, why didn’t I realise that before?”
“How can you call it high intelligence when it’s so easy to find out?”
“Han Hong, Leng Ba, Fang Bo, and Xu Shan are all competing to bring in newcomers, can they not have emotional intelligence?”
“Fang Bo was tied up and kicked and still accompanied Li Tiezhu on the show, Li Tiezhu is scary.”
“And Tie Tou Wa, what kind of charmed? Li Tiezhu is scary +1.”
“No one said that issue of ‘Masked Singer’? Appearing to blow himself up, the result froze and became the focus of the whole audience, not to be convinced.”
“Tie Zhu reminds me of a certain actor who is also naive, and his emotional intelligence is also high to the point of being explosive and likable.”
“I suspect you’re talking about Wang Moubo.”
“There’s no need to suspect upstairs, it is. Tie Zhu is the enhanced version.”
Crayfish only shells left, the small hot pot is also at the bottom, the three people eat and drink enough to start drinking soup, Chao a head of sweat, ran back, “Xiao Deer, Tatsuya, hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe …… so fast? Ah? So fast? I only went for twenty minutes ……”
Chao’s serious face was instantly reduced to nothing but grief.
Deer Hani: “Chao doesn’t eat food handed out in contempt, this hot pot is not good enough. I’m different, I’m spineless, the internet says I’m a P*ssy.”
Brother Chao burst out laughing: “Deer, for a hot pot, you don’t even want your face?”
Deer Hani: “Can face be a meal?”
Chao: “……”
Deng Chao walks over, looks at the small hot pot, snatches Deer Ha Ni’s chopsticks, switches to a different end, and starts to fish it up in the small hot pot, laughing with tears in his eyes as he does so, “Really finished? Half a slice of potato is not left? Heh heh heh heh ……”
To be reasonable, Deng Chao is really a bit angry, even though he has always had a good personality and takes care of his juniors on variety shows, this is too much, isn’t it?
It’s not that Li Tiezhu alone is too much, Deer Hani is also too much, Chen Yi forget it, the little kid doesn’t understand anything at all.
Li Tiezhu burped, “Hiccup~ too bracing, Chao is not generous, always don’t want to eat with us in contempt, forced Deer to eat a lot of maw and crayfish, he’s all fat as a ball, and you’re still doing this to him?”
Deer Hani covered his face and laughed: “Hahahahaha …… Li Tiezhu you are the devil!”
Deng Chao threw the chopsticks a twisted expression, switching back and forth between anger and laughter, and finally settled into the classic “want to cry without tears”: “I …… spoon to me.”
Chen Yi handed over the spoon.
Teng Chao scooped a spoonful of soup from the small hot pot, sipped it beautifully, and tasted it stiflingly: “This taste is really good!”
Chen Yi and Deer Ha Ni rolled in laughter.
[ding ……]
Li Tiezhu was overjoyed that it dinged again, he grabbed back the spoon, “Brother Chao, don’t be like this, the image of a tough guy has lasted for so long, don’t break it. The programme team, Chao brother hot pot soup bottom of the picture cut out ah.”
Deng Chao: “……”
Li Tiezhu burped again, “Burp ~ Chao, add le a oil!”
Deng Chao took a deep breath, really want to curse, finally, he handed the table SLR to Deer Haney, turned around, “The wedding is almost over, you both come, we go to show our face, that who …… shameless, wear a mask also come with me.”
Li Tiezhu: “Good!”
In order to show the effect of the programme, Chao is really spelling, this point has no black, unlike Chen Chi Chi that lazy goods.
Moreover, Chao’s character is really good, so did not really flip with Li Tiezhu, change other big names, I’m afraid that directly out of the game, not to mention, this period of the footage will be cut to a leftover.
Wedding scene, Chen Ming said at the end of the wedding, “Everyone please wait, we have prepared a little special gift for the two couples, we have invited the staff of our hotel to present a dance for everyone.”
Chao made his entrance wearing a wig and mask, and nearly flashed his back in a flurry of awkward dancing.
The crowd at the scene was collectively confused, what the hell is this? The hotel management on the side even had a black face, this kind of employee should be fired directly.
After the dance, Chao removed the wig and mask and greeted everyone, causing the crowd to scream and raise their mobile phones.
Chen Yi was also called up to dance a section, but Fat Deer refused, just ate a little propped up.
Chao was still not satisfied, a scan found a black-faced waif at the door, “That black-faced, at first glance, bad-looking guy, is also one of us, you come up and sing a song for everyone.”
Li Tiezhu also did not hide, directly removed the mask on stage.
The stage shouted his name, after all, this time Li Tiezhu’s name is also very loud, especially the song is good.
Deng Chao is still denigrating Li Tiezhu: “Tiezhu looks simple and thick, in fact, Yan’er bad, I’m here to work hard to dilly-dally, he is backstage to eat self-heating hot pot, a piece of it did not give me to stay, you say that he did this thing is not moral?”
Tide is still a little mindful of this.
The crowd on stage, especially the mummy fans chanted in unison, “Tie Zhu did a great job!”
Deng Chao: “Huh?”
For the mum fans, my family, Tie Zhu, if I don’t do something reckless like this, then something must be wrong.
Li Tiezhu took the microphone, “Thank you everyone, I’ll bring you a new song, clear a section.”
Deng Chao: “New song? Never sung before?”
Li Tiezhu nodded: “Thanks to Brother Chao for giving me inspiration, this song is dedicated to Brother Chao. Brother Deer, give me a random whole batch of Bak Bak Dead.”
Deer Ha Ni: “It’s Bieboks.”
Li Tiezhu: “Whatever, a song of ‘Hot Pot Base’ dedicated to Brother Chao.”
Deng Chao was still a bit confused, was this an apology?
Li Tiezhu followed the rhythm of Deer Hani and started singing:
We eat hot pot you eat hot pot base
I’m smiling at you because I’m polite.
There are many people to compare the goods
Bao Baotou feel the number of this month only.
……
Deng Chao’s face froze and he was really pissed off, is this sarcasm that I just drank hot pot soup? It’s too much, isn’t it? Thanks to me taking care of you all the time, no matter what, I’m a senior, I’m not angry, but you’re still mocking on it?
Deer Hani’s Beebex are a bit messed up, Li Tiezhu is so rigid?
Chen Yi was embarrassed the whole time on the side.
Chen Ming, who retreated to the side, shook his head slightly, this Li Tiezhu is still really not good at being a person, with his understanding of Deng Chao, this one is already really angry.
Li Tiezhu’s song, however, was very rhythmic, and sang to everyone’s delight:
Double celebration hot not with you hustle
Hot and spicy not with you, hustle.
Hot, hot, hot, not with you, hustle.
Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle.
……
Soon the song was finished and the whole audience applauded.
The programme was broadcast with mixed reactions, the pop-up screen was hailed by some and sprayed by others, some said it was a variety effect, and some said that Li Tiezhu was not a proper person.
Deng Chao held back his anger and led the three of them to thank everyone, then retired. Going back to change his clothes and come back to dabble again, of course, he is the only one who needs to dabble.
Deng Chao returned to the lounge and without saying a word, he went to change his clothes.
Deer Ha Ni and Chen Yi were a bit shocked, in the past, Chao would not be like this, he would always give them a few words, praising the newcomers to help ease the tension.
Li Tiezhu ignored it and silently walked to the table, pulling out another self heating hot pot.
Deer Ha Ni: “Ah? You still have one hidden? It’s okay ah Tiezhu! Chao he’s already ……”
Li Tiezhu: “This has to be hidden from you guys, otherwise it won’t be easy to act. The showrunner will not film this part, let Chao keep his anger and then reflect his good character, how good is that?”
Deer Ha Ni: “You do the bad guy?”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m Tie Bean Bean what am I afraid of?”
Chen Yi: “Really learnt ……”
Deng Chao changed his clothes and came out with a black face, suddenly sniffling and looking over, his throat rolled a bit, as if he realised something. Eyes glittered, but the face kept a disdainful look and walked towards the door.
Li Tiezhu: “Ahhhhhhh! This Fatty Beef Little Hot Pot is even more fragrant than that self-heating little hot pot just now, tsk tsk ……”
Deng Chao walked out of the door and ran back in less than three seconds, strangling Li Tiezhu’s neck: “You’re a big man! I was so angry, do you know? I’ve been so miserable this term. I’ve been eating hot pot base and a zigzag horse? You even wrote a song to mock me! I’ll strangle you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Isn’t this to set off your great image of enduring insults regardless of your former enmity?”
Deng Chao: “Get lost! Where are the chopsticks?”
Li Tiezhu stepped aside and offered his chopsticks with both hands, “While it’s hot, I’ll serve you soup.”
Deer Hani quietly took out a small box from a plastic box on the side: “I’m afraid that Tiezhu won’t leave it for you, quietly left ten crayfish shrimp for you, all peeled behind Li Tiezhu’s back, heart-breaking.”
Deng Chao was slightly moved, Deer Hani and Li Tiezhu are both good children, he looked at Chen Yi again.
Chen Yi panicked: “I, I I I I ……”
Deng Chao smiled and said, “Look at the child scared, don’t be afraid. You’re good, don’t learn from these two old gremlins, it’s important to maintain this innocence.”
Chen Yi’s head was covered in sweat, “Thank you, thank you Brother Chao.”
Deng Chao wolfed down his food, after all, he was sleepy and hungry. He ate the small hot pot, drank the soup, then dipped into the soup and tasted the crayfish, wiped his mouth, and went to “dine”.
Deng Chao also pointed to Li Tiezhu before he left: “The sense of variety is very good! The programme team, you can start shooting.”
Deng Chao continued to work.
Deer Ha Ni lamented, “My sense of variety is all brought out by Chao and Chi-Chi, they’ve taught me a lot. Tie Zhu, you’re a natural! The first instalment of The Voice, you and Postpartum Brother, gave me a whole lot of variety.”
Tatsuya: “Is Brother Chao blaming me for not leaving him anything?”
Deohani patted him on the shoulder, “Hey! People are more angry than people, you, in the future, just follow Tie Zhu know? If you can learn one thing from him, there will be a place for you in the variety art circle.”
Chen Yi: “Learn from him? Learn what? I’m a dancer, I can’t sing.”
Deer Hani: “……”
Li Tiezhu said succinctly, “Deer let you learn that I don’t have the face to let go, the artists who record variety shows are not serious artists.”
Chen Yi: “I’m serious, it’s the agent who forced me to come.”
Li Tiezhu also square: “Tell you a jill!”
After this section was recorded, Deng Chao was genuinely fond of Li Tiezhu, and to be reasonable, he was under a lot of pressure to record this programme.
A group of teammates who can’t be brought along, so that he took great pains, from time to time to self-smacking face to sell stupidity, but also to fall tailbone, is also bad enough. The band can move it, he is also lazy, yes, said Chen Chi Chi, obviously can produce good results, non-willing to sell dead force, deer Hani are more than his efforts.
Luckily, there is a Li Tiezhu, although on the surface with his tit-for-tat, but in fact the programme effect to support up. Moreover, Li Tiezhu has the intention to demean himself and fulfil Deng Chao’s good character persona, which makes Deng Chao quite touched.
The main thing is, Li Tiezhu did not mention anything Chao sorry, I pressed you a word horse, cook a small hot pot to apologise to you and other nonsense, this is the true nature.
Sure enough, because of the lack of Li Tiezhu to Deng Chao left fat cattle small hot pot shots, pop-up quite a few discordant voice:
“This Li Tiezhu really has no quality ah ……”
“Even though it’s said to be a variety show, it’s too much, this Li Tiezhu guy is really classless.”
“Deer Hani didn’t fight for Chao either.”
“My family Deer Ha Ni tried his best, Li Tie Zhu has targeted Brother Chao all this issue.”
“Serious Brother did really badly this time.”
Director Yan, who was factually monitoring the quality from the side, looked at his assistant: “Still think there’s something wrong with my vision?”
The assistant was convinced, “In the morning, Li Tiezhu went straight to bed, I thought the programme was going to fall apart, I didn’t think he would have this, awesome, awesome. However, when it’s aired, will he be cursed? After all, the part about giving Brother Chao’s fatty beef hotpot, the programme didn’t film it.”
Director Yan: “Being scolded is a certainty! That’s what makes him awesome.”
Assistant puzzled: “What do you mean?”
Director Yan smiled, “What makes an artiste without controversy and slots hold up a programme?”
The assistant came to a realisation, was Li Tiezhu that diabolical? Could it really be talent?
On the other side, Second Sister found Chen Chichihu and Tian Yu who were resting after completing their mission to say goodbye and sent back the Yiwu jewellery that Chen Chichihu had given out last night, causing Chen Chichihu to cry and laugh quite a bit.
Finally, Second Sister also asked, “Where is Tie Zhu? He hasn’t returned yet from visiting Brother Chao and the others?”
Chen Chichih: “How is he visiting? He just didn’t finish the mission himself and didn’t have any food to eat, so he went to lick Brother Chao and the others.”
Second sister thought carefully, “Tiezhu is so good, he himself has no food to eat, but also let me buy food for Chao brother they eat, this child …… is worthy of our Xichuan wa, reckless, strange cute.”
Chen Chi Chi: “……”
……
In the evening, the four-ha travelling group took a bus to the pier, and Deng Chao fully demonstrated his talent for variety and lured Chen Ming onto the boat with him. After all, after eating and drinking enough at noon, and having a full afternoon’s sleep, the current Chao was refreshed and even a little hyperactive.
Under Deng Chao’s incessant chatterbox attack, Chen Ming quickly faltered.
To the pier waiting for people, Chen Ming to call his wife “leave”, naturally, was spoofed again.
Deng Chao led the members of the four ha boarded the pier a super luxury cruise ship, said to be the world’s largest one, Li Tiezhu the whole process of Gua Ruoxi. When boarding, two female staff wearing red waistcoats and masks greeted them, and after checking the tickets, led them to find a room.
A staff with black-rimmed glasses, has been lowered head registration, and then buried his head a sliver of a trot to lead them to take the lift.
Deng Chao all the way to chatter, Li Tiezhu holding a mobile phone to the hot paw text message, a little slightly anxious, this guy today how not to return the message? It is not another offence, right? In the past, it was a second reply.
When going up the lift, the red waistcoat staff came to Li Tiezhu next to take a glance, scared Li Tiezhu hurriedly put away the mobile phone.
The red waistcoat returned to its position and pressed the lift, then lowered its head and snickered, and its shoulders shrugged slightly.
The post-production teacher replayed the scene with the red waistcoat’s quirky expression and subtitles:
←Who is this?
In the main film, by this point Tide and the others’ scenes are all over, the red waistcoat makes his appearance, the special effects change, and Song Zhu’er shines. Firstly, she’s given a dress-up scene and puts on black-rimmed glasses.
Song Zhu’er waved her hand, “No, my family Tiezhu will definitely recognise me at once, give me a wig, in addition, the skin is painted a little darker, Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, at that time I’m hunching over slightly ……”
The director’s team reminded, “You’re already very subversive like this.”
Song Zhu’er: “That won’t work, did you know that Tie Zhu is face blind? He can tell people by their smell, remember to give remind me to spray strong perfume.”
When the programme was aired, the audience got high in anticipation of Tie Zhu’s “chance encounter” with Tie Tou during this segment.