Director Yan is really obscene, not only did he let Song Zhu’er show her face at the end of this episode, he also had a tawdry operation. When Wang Tie finished playing and singing, he actually made up a shot for the next instalment.
On the deck, Song Zhu’er saw Li Tiezhu appear and let out a yell of surprise:
“Ah ah ah! Tie Zhu!”
Then, she flew towards Li Tiezhu, just when the two were two or three metres apart …… the camera stuck.
Subtitle: hahahahaha, I won’t see you next week.
The pop up screen directly sprayed:
“I’ll see you sister!”
“It’s almost like a certain point of the broken dog author!”
“You might as well not let Song Zhu’er appear in this issue.”
“Kiss it once you see it, hey!”
“Absolutely kissed!”
“Bet 50 cents he didn’t. He’s on the show.”
Many viewers are itching to watch, we want to see Tie Zhu and Tie Tou Wa spreading dog food ah!
Another week to wait, the programme team really dog ……
The fifth instalment of Hahahahaha ended, and this one was even better than the first, with constant laughs throughout, as well as the development of Li Tiezhu’s new attribute, Bean Bad.
This is evident in several plot points where he tortures Chao.
When the fifth issue aired, it was a month later when Four Ha suffered a word-of-mouth storm, and many viewers questioned Four Ha’s highs and lows; the trailer and the first issue were not bad, and the second issue was quite joyful with Fang Bo holding it together, and the third and fourth issues were blood-curdling.
Is it true that Flying Bar is not as good as Five Bars?
Yes and no.
The three from Dash are used to dancing within the rules, but this is an open show. So once Roombo left, they kind of lost their way, and the directing team kind of pulled their crotches.
There’s really no backbone in the third or fourth instalment; Deng Chao is trying his best to adjust, but the better-talented Chen Chi-Chi remains lazy.
Luckily, the fifth instalment picked up Li Tiezhu and the effect was immediate.
Unlike viewers who had to wait a week, the show continued to record.
Song Zhu’er pretended to be a staff member and took a few people down the lift, briefly touring the cruise ship before taking them to their rooms.
Arriving at the luxury suite, Li Tiezhu patted Song Zhu’er’s shoulder: ”Female master, are we staying here? It looks so upscale oh.”
Song Zhu’er almost laughed out loud, lowered her head and didn’t dare to speak for fear of revealing herself.
Another female staff member relieved the situation, “Yes, you guys take a rest here first, later there will be a broadcast to notify everyone to go to the event.”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, so many rooms ah?”
Deer Hani over there was pretending to marvel, “Wow! There’s also a gaming room!”
Chen Chichi, with a face full of mosaic, laughed, “This is simply tailor-made for me!”
Deer Ha Ni: “When the time comes, Chi-Chi brother, you’ll probably be a bit nauseous when you play the game with a face full of mosaics.”
Chen Chichu: “……”
In fact, this is a link that everyone has known for a long time because, the next instalment is going to be an advertis*ment for Dream – Three Kingdoms.
The next step was to simply divide the rooms, each room was two beds, because there were many rooms, so two people to a room.
Deer Ha Ni directly chose Li Tie Zhu.
Deng Chao: “A meal of self-heating hot pot, as far as that goes? Just bought you off?”
Mosaic: “Fat Deer, why didn’t you pick me?”
Deerhani: “You and Chao both snore, so don’t torture others, okay? The night of the 10th instalment, Tie Zhu rode in on Chan Chi Chi pinching his nose, couldn’t even stop it ah.”
Chen Chi Chi: “There’s still this thing? No wonder my back hurt those days.”
The nine people gathered in the small living room and chatted for a while, when the radio blared, “Dear travellers and friends, good evening to you all. We will be holding a Captain’s Welcome Reception for you this evening. All guests and friends, please join us in the bar on the fifth floor.”
The members of the Four Ha immediately went there, and were greeted by a crowd of fans of the tourists, of which Deng Chao and Tie Zhu were the most popular, as the passengers were generally older and mostly female ……
This side of a group of aunts surrounded Chao to take pictures, and a bunch of aunts over there pulled Tiezhu to take pictures, and kept giving Li Tiezhu things.
“Tiezhu ah, this is for you to eat, and this ……”
“Were you bullied when you recorded the programme? Auntie heard that that Chen Chi Chi is not a good person.”
“Are you guys working to make money? I’ll give you some secretly.”
“Tie Zhu, what do you want to eat? Auntie will buy it for you.”
Li Tiezhu’s head of hair was rubbed and messed up, Subtitle: Crazy Pampering from Mummy Pink.
Li Tiezhu managed to squeeze out of the crowd, and when he came to the bar’s four ha special seat, his whole body was sweating, while the four ha members had all sat down, even including Deng Chao, just a little bit out of place in the middle sandwiched between a fat man with a face full of mosaic.
Deokhani said to Tide, “See! You can’t beat me with the young fans, and you can’t beat Tie Zhu with the middle-aged and old-aged fans anymore, hahaha ……”
Deng Chao smiled bitterly, with a bunch of creases at the corners of his eyes, at one point somewhat resembling Shen Mouteng.
Chen Chi Chi’s face mosaic flashed, “Fat Deer, do you think that among the young people, you must have more fans than the current Tie Zhu?”
Deer Hani was stunned, “Huh? I …… am afraid that it is also a bit suspenseful, and my fans are starting to get old. The main thing is, I fall in love and lose fans, he falls in love and gains fans, so double standard? This …… is unethical!”
The crowd laughed, the deer is really angry ah, angry to start “iron words”.
When Li Tiezhu sat down, there is a mother powder shouted at the back:
“Little column, you are so good oh.”
Then after a short introduction of the cruise trip, the host said, “Next, let’s welcome some special guests to perform for you. Who is it? Let’s applaud first!”
Chan Chi Chi topped the mosaic and wiggled her fat round arse towards the stage, then turned back halfway, “Not me.”
Deng Chao: “Nonsense! Who would hire a person whose face has to be coded to perform?”
As the scene went into a fit of giggles, Tatsuya smiled, “Familiar faces again.”
The fake Zhou Dong he had seen in the last two instalments took the stage.
Song Zhu’er pretended to be a waitress and poured foreign wine for the members of Four Ha, no one noticed anything different about her, and when it was Li Tiezhu’s turn, Li Tiezhu put his hand over the cup to signify that he should not be poured wine for him.
Song Zhu’er decisively went to break Li Tiezhu’s hand.
Li Tiezhu lowered his voice: “Stop, roll.”
Chen Yi on the side was shocked, Brother Tie Zhu played a big game? Why did he scold the ship’s staff?
The staff muttered, “No fun.” And then slipped away.
Chen Yi scratched his head, what’s the situation?
Then the whole audience cheered for Deng Chao Donghai son-in-law to come one, and then the fake Deng Chao went on stage and sang. Everyone thought it was too much of a likeness, and Deng Chao also went on stage and danced with the imitator.
The host added, “Next, we have an ordinary employee of Golden Six, presenting a performance, please welcome her to shine.”
Song Zhu’er went on stage wearing a mask and holding the microphone, a little nervous.
The Four Ha members looked at the stage with blank faces.
Tengchao: “So casual?”
Chen Chichu: “This sister might be the unit’s literary champion!”
Deer Hani said, “Why …… do you have to wear a mask when you perform on stage?”
Chen Chi Chi: “Could it be buck teeth?”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t talk nonsense, she just wears a mask, and some people still have a mosaic.”
Chen Chi Chi: “……”
On the stage, without a prelude, Song Zhu’er first sang a clear line, slightly out of tune, but the word was too recognisable:
“One day I had nothing to do and let Tie Zhu tell a joke ……”
Everyone instantly clamoured.
Deerhani covered her head, then jumped up, “Songzhu’er! She just received us ……”
Li Tiezhu was instantly pushed onto the stage by Deng Chao and Chen Chi Chi teaming up.
Chen Yi then woke up to the fact that Tie Zhu had recognised Song Zhu’er before! However, for the girl who pursues her, directly say roll, so …… romantic?
Li Tiezhu is a little hesitant, what do I do on the stage?
Song Zhu’er came over and pulled Li Tiezhu’s hand, holding him on the stage.
The audience on the stage has been uproarious, especially the mother fans, showing the face of the old mother like a hideous, yelling:
“Together!”
The members of Four Ha were even more frantic in their drumming.
At this time, the accompaniment sound is also up, Song Zhu’er missed the beat, so she handed the microphone to Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu sang a section, she sang again, a “song of the psychopaths” sang ghosts and wolves and howling swarms of demons.
After singing, Song Zhu’er bowed to the audience, and then take off the mask.
Li Tiezhu, like everyone else, gently applauded.
After taking off the mask, Song Zhu’er jumped and yelled at Li Tiezhu: “Hey hey hey, didn’t expect it, did you? It’s the old …… again.”
Clap!
Li Tiezhu slapped on the back of Song Zhu’er’s head, “No swearing! Recording the programme.”
Song Zhu’er raised her head and giggled, “Okay okay! Hey hey hey ……”
Deer Haney’s mouth opened to a strange size, her eyes about to fall out, and the post directly matched four big words, “Deer Shocked.”
Deer Ha Ni: “How can Song Zhu Er be so well-behaved?!”
The crowd laughed: “Kiss one, kiss one ……”
Dengchao and Chen Chichi stood up and shouted, “Give me a kiss!”
Deer Hani snickered, although these two people have been rumoured for half a month, but in reality, Song Zhu’er has not yet chased Li Tiezhu.
Chen Yi and Yan Qi are also clamouring, but their hearts are slightly sour, this is Li Tiezhu’s poker face ah, the same is a newcomer, the gap is simply like a cloud of mud.
On the stage, Song Zhu’er shyly looked at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu: “What are you looking at? Go down.”
Saying this, Li Tiezhu pushed Song Zhu’er to the four-ha special seat and bowed and thanked towards all the mummy fans: “Sorry, sorry, she always sings out of tune ……”
Song Zhu’er and Li Tiezhu sat together, and Chen Yi took the initiative to give up his seat.
Deng Chao regretted, “Why don’t you kiss one? The audience is disappointed!”
Chen Mosaic: “Bamboo Er you make me look down on you like this, didn’t you say you’ll kiss once you see one?”
Song Zhu’er: “I secretly kiss, why should I let you see it.”
Li Tiezhu glared at Song Zhu’er.
Song Zhu’er spat out her tongue, “Slightly~ I won’t talk anymore.”
Deer Hani squeezed over, “Tie Zhu Tie Zhu, teach me, how did you tame this? How come it’s so obedient?”
Li Tiezhu: “Three days beating twice, learn or not?”
Deer Hani shook his head: “That does not learn, I may not be able to beat the one in my house.”
The crowd burst out laughing.
Deerhani looked back and covered his mouth, “What did I say again? It’s over!” Hands splayed out, he collapsed on the couch and waited to die.
A moment later, the four-ha guests plus the newly arrived Song Zhu’er came on stage together and greeted the audience.
After Deng Chao introduced Song Zhu’er, a veteran artist with more than ten years of theatre experience, he added, “At the same time, she is also a family member of our Four Ha Brothers Troupe, she is the …… of Li Ha Ha Li Tie Zhu.”
Offstage, mum fans were extraordinarily pleased with Song Zhu’er, shouting, “Girlfriend.”
Li Tiezhu covered his face.
Song Zhu’er shyly said, “Don’t say that, everyone, I haven’t chased him yet, quasi-girlfriend, heh heh heh heh ……”
After that, the whole audience did a group dance and dispersed.
The four-ha brotherhood returned to the luxury suite for a late-night snack – spicy crayfish.
Song Zhu’er went back to remove her make-up and change her clothes, habitually pulling back a pill head, and came to the suite with a plain face.
Everyone scrambled to greet her.
Deerhani: “So soon? Make-up is not even put on? No need to be in such a hurry, right? Haha, there’s plenty of time.”
Song Zhu’er said, “Why do I need to put on make-up at night? If I don’t come the lobster will be gone, right?”
Indeed, there wasn’t much lobster left on the table.
Li Tiezhu silently handed out a box of unopened, Song Zhu’er took it in surprise, or my family Tiezhu knows how to love people.
Mosaic Chik Chik ate the crayfish: “I smell the flavour of dog food.”
Dengchao: “Already stuffed a mouth, only to smell it?”
Deer Hani: “Hahaha ……”
Song Zhu’er ate a crayfish with a slightly disgusted expression, “Where did you buy it? It’s not as good as the one made by Li Tiezhu, but, it’s not bad.”
Deer Hani: “Is this a husband-show-off fiend?”
Song Zhu’er: “No! It’s true, the crayfish, small frogs and pickled crucian carp made by Tie Zhu are the best I’ve ever eaten!”
Tian Yu asked, “Tie Zhu, when did you guys get together?”
Li Tiezhu: “We’re not together ……”
Song Zhu’er: “Teacher Tian don’t talk nonsense, we are still in high school, how can we wait until we go to college? Otherwise the impact is not good.”
Mosaic Fatty choked directly and asked Deng Chao to get him water.
Deer Hani: “Now you know it’s a bad influence? You all kissed ah! The whole country knows you guys are in love.”
Song Zhu’er mused, “Actually, I haven’t chased Tie Zhu yet, and I was too hasty about the kissing.”
A group of newcomers and old people all burst out laughing, this girl is too straight, right?
Song Zhu’er added, “I’m sorry for letting everyone misunderstand, I’m sorry …… Teacher Wang Feng.”
Deng Chao, who was just about to speak, also choked with laughter, all knowing that they had grabbed Wang Feng’s headlines.
Li Tiezhu was furious: “Speak again to throw you off the boat.”
“Oh.”
Song Zhu’er obediently answered, lowered her head and silently peeled the lobster, not yet eating it herself, giving it to Li Tiezhu.
The old people squeezed their eyebrows, and the two newcomers had an odd expression.
Deer Hani’s expression gradually became sad, and several times he wanted to speak, but in the end he did not hold back:
“No, I just can’t understand, Zhu’er is usually as wild as a husky, how come she is so well-behaved in front of Li Tiezhu? I’m not convinced! Shuang Shuang usually looks much more well-behaved than her, who knows that she is a tigress …… Well ……”
Mosaic fat man swooped over and covered Deer Hani’s mouth, “Brother, is it bad to be alive?”
Deer Hani held his head with both hands and laughed extraordinarily sadly: “Hahaha …… my mum! Brothers remember to come to my grave next year ……”
Director Yan interrupted everyone’s laughter and said, “The last session today, the four resident guests draw tomorrow’s secret mission.”
It’s time for another delightful session, Deer Ha Ni is full of blood and draws first.
“Hahahahahahaha …… laughed me to death.”
Chen Chi Chi also drew one, “Is it that funny? Hahahahahaha ……”
Deng Chao: “These two are crazy, what’s in a mission, pfft …… er goose goose goose goose ……”
Li Tiezhu also drew one, “Ah …… this …… why is your mission so humorous and mine so tough?”
Those three collectively burst out laughing, because we are looking at your mission ah: “Hahahahaha!!!”