“Golden Six cruise ship, next stop Wushan, expected to arrive in ten hours. Four Ha Travel, at your service throughout.”
The illuminated cruise ship travelled through the dark Three Gorges.
In the suite, Song Zhu’er curiously asked Li Tiezhu, “Tiezhu, what is your mission?”
Li Tiezhu gave her a ghostly look, “Can’t tell you.”
Song Zhu’er: “I’m with you.”
Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, and Deer Hani laughed into a ball… Anyone can be told, just not you! The director’s team also knew that you were on the same team, so they added special instructions!
The other few who didn’t know the information, were at a loss, was it that funny?
Li Tiezhu said to Song Zhu’er: “This is a secret mission you know? Only I know about it, if others know about it, I’ll fail. Chik Chik failed last time, this time with a mosaic on his face, scary, right?”
Song Zhu’er nodded, “It’s pretty tough! You can’t lose or the audience won’t see your handsome face.”
Those who didn’t know the information also laughed, Li Tiezhu was as black as charcoal, where was he handsome? He was on par with Yan Qi and Chen Yi’s faces, is this considered handsome?
Moreover, the punishment is different this time!
Deng Chao finished laughing and asked, “Director, what’s the loser’s punishment this time?”
Director Yan: “As you all know, this meal of crayfish is on Mr Chen Ming’s treat. And tomorrow night, it’s the show’s crew that treats everyone to hot pot on the boat, so the loser’s punishment is, no hot pot, give him a bag of hung noodles and a mouthful of pot.”
Chen Chi Chi was overjoyed, the time for revenge had come, “This is very quintessential! I’m telling you, I like such a tough punishment, what with the mosaic, it’s weak!”
Deer Ha Ni: “Aren’t you a pesky one?”
Chen Chi Chi: “It doesn’t matter if I don’t eat it, I can’t let certain people eat it! I crave him to death!”
The crowd laughed again, after all, almost everyone knew that the show’s so-called secret mission was simply targeting Li Tiezhu. In the last instalment, Li Tiezhu got away with it, but what about this instalment?
Li Tiezhu himself was Alexander, hiding in the corner, sneaking another look at the secret mission card with a constipated expression.
Task card: “Without letting Song Zhu’er know the content of the task, let Song Zhu’er say ‘I hate you’ to you three times.”
Li Tiezhu frowned.
This …… was even harder than making her call her father, right?
Tomorrow, this secret mission, the probability is that it will fail, melancholy.
On the other hand, Deng Chao, Chen Chiji and Deer Hani secretly discussed how to target Li Tiezhu, and their opinions were unprecedentedly unified.
“At least one of the three of us should follow Li Tiezhu closely, if he completes a mission once, we will report it.”
After drawing the mission card, Director Yan added:
“Tomorrow each person has to hand over one hundred dollars to the programme team for the boat ticket fee, except for dinner all kinds of expenses are their own responsibility, at the same time, those who have arrears must be paid off tomorrow, otherwise, they will be left to work in the same place, and they will know that they can only catch up to continue to participate after they have earned enough money.”
The crowd unanimously complained that the programme group is too ruthless, Yan director perfect dumping, Li Tiezhu raised the suggestion.
And then, the recording of the programme was suspended.
Director Yan also sat down to eat crayfish, and also let the programme team pay for some flower armour, snails and other things. Yan director was everyone poured a lot of wine, a hard to praise Li Tiezhu sense of variety is good, Li Tiezhu backhandedly poured him two cups of white wine, Yan director also came to anyway the next recording to be almost ten hours later.
Four ha this period plus tour guide Wang Tie a total of ten people, the lineup is so powerful that …… it is a bit chaotic.
We all eat and drink, but also discussed how to work tomorrow.
“Take pictures and stuff, right?”
“Selling art? Singing and dancing is fine.”
“I can scrub.”
“Deer, you’re going to rub baths for people? I don’t rub baths in Xichuan, just curious to ask ……”
“You ask.”
“When you rub baths, do you rub your balls?”
“What are you thinking? How do you rub your balls?”
“My Tie Zhu is right, I girls also want to ask, is it like discing walnuts?”
“Hot paw, shut up!”
“Hahahahaha …… Songzhu’er, you still want to chase hanyou like this?”
“No! Don’t you guys think the two of them are perfect for each other?”
Tossing and turning for a while, then the young people went to the gaming room and the old people went to the mahjong room.
Li Tiezhu called out to the director, “Director Yan, what’s the situation tomorrow? There are too many people this period! It feels so chaotic.”
Director Yan said, “Everyone needs to make money to pay for the boat, do you have any more good ideas?”
Li Tiezhu added, “Just want the rewards to be better and the punishments to be tougher. Also, I don’t think my secret mission is much fun, so you can change it to a difficult one for me.”
Director Yan said, “Consider it as me taking care of you, don’t be polite.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
The Yan guide walked away, taking the steps of six relatives.
And then, Li Tiezhu and Song Zhu’er came to the deck to blow the wind.
Of course, it was Song Zhu’er who suggested it, after all, Li Tiezhu, this kind of brown man, would rather memorise the history questions in the room, but also does not have the elegance of blowing a cold wind in the middle of the night to enjoy the dark night scenery.
It’s late at night, and there are not many people on the deck.
Song Zhu’er said with a smile, “Tiezhu ah, what should I do ah?”
Li Tiezhu was thinking about the secret mission and said perfunctorily, “What should I do?”
Song Zhu’er: “How long do I have to pursue you before you agree to me? You give a time point, let me look forward to it.”
Li Tiezhu: “Hot paw, when did I say I would say yes to you? And you’re not even chasing, you just know to kiss.”
Song Zhu’er beamed, “Hmph! I hate you!”
Li Tiezhu was ecstatic and said, “Hehehe! Not bad, Hot Paw you’re in a good mood, remember this on the variety show tomorrow.”
Song Zhu’er: “Why?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Of course it is …… in order to make the show better ah! Remember to join me tomorrow.”
Song Zhu’er: “Of course I’ll be with you.”
Saying this, Song Zhu’er hugged Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu looked down and saw Song Zhu’er’s star-like twinkling eyes.
“I’ve wronged you, Zhu’er.”
“Hmm?”
“It’s just Leng Ba, you know me and her …… so ……”
“Sister Lengba was super nice to me, she told me some things about you guys, so exciting! It made me cry out for a good bloke.”
“What did she say to you?”
“Don’t tell you …… you guys are so shameless, hate you, hate you, hate you!”
“I go! Hot paw, you’re going to have to be in this shape tomorrow.”
“What?”
“Nothing.”
Pine Bamboo Child padded on her toes, “Wanted a kiss.”
Li Tiezhu bristled, “No way!”
Song Zhu’er: “Humph! Tie Zhu you hate, why Leng Ba sister want to sleep with you just sleep with you, I can’t even kiss?”
This night, Li Tiezhu stuck to the bottom line to be a decent person, repeatedly refused Song Zhu’er’s reasonable request to kiss, just to …… keep Song Zhu’er in a good nasty mood.
When returning to the room, Song Zhu’er puffed up, and before separating, she also kicked Li Tiezhu’s calf:
“Quack! Hate you!”
Li Tiezhu nodded his head in relief, tomorrow seems to be in play.
When he returned to his room, Deer Hani was chatting on the video while removing her make-up, and was shocked to see Li Tiezhu return, “Tiezhu, why are you back? Where’s Zhu’er?”
Li Tiezhu looked at his mobile phone, it was almost one o’clock: “She went back to her room to sleep ah.”
Deer Hani: “Did you come to get something?”
Li Tiezhu: “Take what? I’m ready to take a bath and go to bed ah.”
Deer Hani: “You’re not going to sleep over at Bamboo’s side?”
Li Tie Zhu: “Huh? What are you thinking in your head? How could I possibly go to sleep in someone else’s girl’s room?”
Deer Hani: “……”
A female voice came from his phone, “So you guys really aren’t together yet, huh? Song Zhu’er didn’t lie? She’s still after you?”
Li Tiezhu looked over and saw that Deer Hani was chatting with Guan Shuangshuang, so he sat down by the dresser and greeted her, “Sister Shuangshuang, hello. She said instead that she was chasing, but she actually didn’t chase me, she doesn’t know how to chase people.”
Guan Shuang Shuang glared, “You call me sister? Am I that old?”
Deer Hani: “You’re misunderstanding Tie Zhu, he’s a whole year younger than you, and he has to call his sister when he meets Zhu’er. He’s just grown a little more anxious.”
Guan Shuangshuang: “That’s too anxious, isn’t it?”
Li Tiezhu nodded and suddenly asked, “Generally anxious, who are you chasing who?”
Deer Hani suddenly blushed, “Brother Zhu, let’s not ask in such detail, okay?”
Guan Shuang Shuang atmospheric: “What can’t we say? For this kind of thing, of course the girl has to take the initiative. I chased him! Full responsibility! Hei Zhu, I’ll tell you, at that time when I asked him out, that little face was so red yo, looking at my sister’s heart panicked ……”
Li Tiezhu had a melon-eating expression, “Yossi~”
Deer Hani: “Lord Queen! Please don’t say it, give me some face!”
Guan Shuangshuang said, “Alright, give you some face. Hei Zhu, when he was drinking with you guys, he didn’t say anything bad about me in private, did he?”
Deer Ha Ni instantly tensed, his eyes begging for help.
Li Tiezhu: “No, Deer never says bad things about you when he drinks.”
Deer Hani was overjoyed, good buddies are righteous.
Li Tiezhu added: “He is all sober, openly said in front of everyone.”
Deer Hani: “Li Tiezhu your grandfather! You do not listen to his nonsense ah, he framed me, you listen to my sophistry, double double! Shuang Nier! Little cute ……”
Then, Deer Ha Ni ran out of the room clutching her mobile phone, not even removing her make-up completely.
Li Tiezhu hid deep in his heart, took a bath and slept.
This night, Li Tiezhu slept soundly, slept until seven o’clock in the morning, and didn’t even know when Deer Hani came back.
Li Tiezhu woke up and knocked on the door of Song Zhu’er’s room – to rub it in.
Since listening to Li Tiezhu’s opinion, the programme team has been strict, at least to the four resident guests, although it is not prohibited to brush their faces anymore, but there is still no money.
Last night was Chen Ming’s treat for a midnight snack, and in the morning, everyone had to start foraging for their own food again.
Song Zhu’er sleepily opened the door to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu went in and said, “Hot paw, lend me fifty dollars in cash, and return it to you later when I earn money. Recording the programme needs.”
Song Zhu’er yawned, touched her bag, and handed Li Tiezhu a hundred dollar bill: “When will the programme start recording?”
Li Tiezhu: “Just now I asked the director, said ten o’clock to Wu County to start recording. But you can choose not to go, hey, the programme group is really degenerate ……”
Song Zhu’er then took out the medicine to get high on a piece, pouted and climbed to the edge of the bed to continue to sleep, half of the body drooped on the edge of the bed, “Oh oh …… then I don’t go, you don’t go, accompany me to sleep sleep sleep okay?”
Li Tiezhu thought I accompany you to sleep a sleep, you can not record this period, believe it or not?
He decisively refused: “I went to take some photos to send to my old man, he likes it if you bring Liu Auntie to the Three Gorges honeymoon is also good.”
Hmm? I can’t believe it’s not Kumamoto Bear pyjamas anymore?
It’s a proper nightgown.
Li Tiezhu walked up and hugged Song Zhu’er’s waist.
Song Zhu’er’s eyes were confused: ”What is it, you want to kiss and touch? Why take advantage of me after taking medicine? Hey hey hey, nasty …… oooh ah!”
“Hmph!”
With a force, Li Tiezhu threw Song Zhu’er onto the bed, then …… covered her with a quilt and turned to go:
“Sleeping in the wrong position, it’s easy to wake up with back pain.”
Song Zhu’er fell asleep with a lost face.
When Li Tiezhu was eating the small noodles, Deer Hani came to the restaurant with his fluffy hair, and when he saw Li Tiezhu, he rushed over and gave him a few punches. When he finished punching, he handed Deer Hani a huge twenty dollar note, the things on the ship are not cheap.
“Please eat small noodles.”
“Are you eating pea chow?”
“Mmmmmm.”
“I’m going to get a whole bowl too.”
There was one thing to be said for the round-faced fat deer’s character, which was actually quite good, and the idol aura overshadowed too many of his good qualities.
When Deer Hani came back with the noodles, Li Tiezhu had already drunk all the noodle soup and asked, “How long did you toss and turn last night?”
“Coughing ……” Deer Hani almost choked, “More than an hour, the tongue is said to be cramped. When you have a woman you will understand, hey ……”
“Hmm.”
Li Tiezhu thought to himself, I have.
You may not believe me when I say it, I never get lectured, it’s me who lectures her, how I want to lecture her, and she is not happy if I don’t lecture her.
Deer Hani whispered: “Say it you do not laugh ah! Cloud kneeling rubbing board, know? Last night kneeling for three minutes, brother wit a match, on the spot to tell her a joke ……”
Li Tiezhu somewhat sympathised with Fat Deer: “I let you suffer.”
Deer Hani sucked the noodles: “Well …… thank you, you have some good intentions, I understand. Last night, you half-jokingly let her know, and I’ll apologise and coax a bit, and this matter will be over. If she really waited for the show to air before she found out, my God! I’ll tell you …… what a hell on earth!”
Li Tiezhu were startled: “So horrible?”
Deer Hani wrinkled her nose: “Howl! What did you think? That’s why I’m so grateful.”
Li Tiezhu was silent, I really didn’t want to help you, it’s just that the passive skill suddenly kicked in at that time.
After holding back for a long time, Li Tiezhu still couldn’t hold back, “She is so scary, why are you ……”
Deer Hani wry smile: “Of course the advantages are also special outstanding, you know.”
“I do not understand.”
“You’ll understand later.”
“Where do you get your money? Your own money?”
“Borrowed it from Bamboo.”
“Even me out, I’ll buy snacks for later. I’m giving my money to Yu.”
“Is thirty enough?”
After this battle, Deer Hani and Li Tiezhu got a lot closer.
In public, inside the programme, they are not conflicting at all, one relies on face value and the other relies on talent, although Deer Hani also has talent, Li Tiezhu also has face value. In private, Deer Ha Ni plainly determined that follow Li Tie Zhu have food, yesterday’s hot pot no say, today’s pea noodles is also quite fragrant.
At ten o’clock, the Golden Six arrived in Witch County and the recording of the programme began.
Touring the Little Three Gorges project, the participating guests are Tian Yu, Chen Yi, Li Tiezhu, Deer Hani after eating noodles and go back to catch up on sleep.
When they got on the boat for the tour, Tian Yu asked Chen Yi, “Aren’t you sleepy? You guys played so late last night.”
Chen Yi: “Sleepy ah, I wanted to sleep a long time ago, but brothers let play games I can not refuse, I am not Li Tiezhu kind of big red curry. In order to get more footage, I can only desperately get up early ah, Brother Tiezhu taught me.”
Tian Yu lamented: “Tiezhu you are also very hard ah, you are so red, still care about this camera? Let me this kind of old people.”
Li Tiezhu: “You can’t let the camera, you don’t have a sense of variety.”
Tian Yu: “……”
Tatsuya, however, opened up, saw the photographer on the boat taking pictures of people, Tatsuya came to inspiration, and immediately took pictures of people taking beautiful pictures to make money.
Today, this little guy is really letting go, the sense of variety skyrocketed, coaxing a group of big sisters and small aunts can be happy.
When the programme aired, the pop-up screen burst with praise.
Even Tian Yu followed as a photographer.
The sisters wanted Li Tiezhu to shoot the most, Li Tiezhu didn’t want to steal the limelight from Chen Yi, he had made a lot of progress today and needed space. So, Li Tiezhu decisively pretended to be naive, taking photos? How can I be so professional? What is a beautiful picture? The sisters gave up and comforted Tiezhu.
On the way back from the Little Three Gorges tour, Li Tiezhu found the director:
“Director Yan, this is the beginning of the sixth instalment, right? It’s quite collapsing, quite collapsing! Apart from Chen Yi, which is still a highlight, it’s hard to tell …… you’re being too indulgent with the guests. This is not good!”
Li Tiezhu was really complaining, this is about my special mission.
Director Yan is also a little apprehensive, honestly, he is too satisfied with the quality of the last issue, even if it is not cut out he knows that it will definitely explode. But this issue …… several main stars seem to be tired again, and, the planning of the screenwriting team seems to be a bit lacklustre.
This issue is extremely crucial, after experiencing the trough of three or four issues, the fifth issue is back to the peak, if it can’t be maintained, the impact on the subsequent broadcast volume will be huge.
Therefore, this issue had to be outstanding in order to be successful!
Director Yan: “Tie Zhu, do you have any good ideas?”
Li Tiezhu: “No ideas, but can I make a suggestion?”
“You say.”
“Random spot kills.”
“What does that mean?”
“It means randomly picking two or three people, and screwing them to death, giving them the harshest tasks. Make sure to force them to disembark and work in place to a degree.”
“Makes sense, even if they complete it, it’s still a miserable victory, kind of interesting. Where did you learn that?”
“Qin Tao’s family runs a pig farm, it’s all random spot kills, depending on which pig is unlucky.”
“Oh …… so ah.”
Yan guide fooled away Li Tiezhu, called the assistant over to discuss some, set a plan, to a ruthless random point of killing, other people can be random, Li Tiezhu must be within the point of killing list.
Li Tiezhu did not know that he had pitched himself once again.
This section into the main film, the audience watched and shouted:
“Good job Li Tiezhu!”
“Last instalment saw him naive bad naive bad, thought he had learnt his lesson, didn’t think ……”
“Thinking too much, Serious Brother’s intelligence value decides everything.”
“Tie Zhu’s badness is purely life experience, it doesn’t go with IQ ……”
“Laughing makes my arse hurt.”
“Li Tiezhu the Iron Bean!”
The time came to twelve o’clock, and all of you who were lazy in bed on the cruise ship got up one after another.
Chen Chichi picked up his newly joined senior brother, the cold-faced smiler Zhang Jianyu, and started to go around taking pictures to make money.
Together with Deng Chao, Deer Hani, Wang Tie and Yan Qi, they were hanging out on the deck, and Deer Hani even lied that he hadn’t eaten, but he was full of energy when he shouted at the passing cruise ship.
Not long after, Song Zhu’er hopped onto the deck and came into Deng Chao and Deer Ha Ni’s group, then looked around, obviously looking for someone.
Deer Ha Ni and Deng Chao looked at each other and smiled, this girl is really not reserved at all!
Wang Tie and Yan Qi were embarrassed, they greeted the old artist Song Zhu’er and were directly ignored.
Song Zhu’er looked round and didn’t find Li Tiezhu, so she asked Deer Hani: “Where’s Tiezhu? Where did Li Tiezhu go?”
Deng Chao pretended to be surprised, “Ah! He didn’t tell you? Look at your phone, he should have sent you a message when he left the show.”
Song Zhu’er looked at nothing on her phone and froze, “What do you mean? Tie Zhu left?”
Deer Ha Ni had a tacit understanding with Chao and said with a regretful face, “Don’t be sad Bamboo Er. It’s an unexpected situation, his ‘that year that rabbit those things’ film, there is a problem, early in the morning he left.”
Song Zhu’er, with a bitter face, squatted on the ground, pouted her lips, and started dialling the phone.
A moment later, the phone went through.
Song Zhu’er cried: “Tie Zhu, why didn’t you tell me when you left?”
Li Tiezhu: “Didn’t you say you weren’t going? This morning, when I carried you to bed, you still said you wouldn’t go to the Little Three Gorges, so I went by myself, I told you. And, I’m back now, immediately back to the cruise ship.”
Song Zhu’er was confused, “Huh? Ah?”
Deng Chao and Deerhawni looked at each other and revealed expressions of horror.
Hugging on the bed?!
Wang Tie and Yan Qi lie on the railing and pretend to look at the scenery, this melon we two are not enough status, do not dare to eat, can only say: Li Tiezhu cattle!
Song Zhu’er knew that she was cheated, jumped up and crossed her arms to look angrily at Deng Chao and Deer Hani: “Liar! All are liars!”
Said Song Zhu’er pointed at the cameraman: “Tell Yan Min, this is not allowed to broadcast.”
Bullying.
Deng Chao whispered, “Really sweating for Li Tiezhu, this girl’s temper is too dry.”
Deer Hani: “You think too much, Chao. When Song Zhu’er met Li Tiezhu, she was as meek as anything, tsk tsk ……”
Deng Chao: “Also, amazing!”
After Song Zhu’er disliked the programme team, she glared at Deer Ha Ni again, after all, she didn’t dare to dislike Deng Chao yet, so she mouthed off to Deer Ha Ni: “I’m just meek to my family Tie Zhu, what’s wrong with that? Like you? Being in love with Guan Shuang Shuang is like a righteous relationship.”
Yan Qi and Wang Tie lie on the railing shivering, so ruthless? I’m afraid that they won’t fight!
Deng Chao’s expression was twisted.
Deer Hani, however, is not a vegetarian, laughed: ”Aren’t we all half a catty? Shuang Shuang and I are righteous brothers, you and Tie Zhu, that’s worship brothers.”
Deng Chao snorted out a laugh and high-fived Deer Ha Ni to celebrate, “Little deer is good!”
Deer Hani: “That’s right! Practised from fighting with Li Tiezhu.”
Yan Qi and Wang Tie laughed and twitched, but covered their mouths and didn’t dare to make a sound, the fight between the big brothers, the minions didn’t dare to get involved.
Song Zhu’er is so angry ah, we are not worship it, we are the Peach Orchard three bonding, with Liu Bei Guan Yu Zhang Fei together to worship Guan Er master. Hmph! I can not say you, wait for my family Tiezhu to clean up your stupid roe deer!
It so happened that Li Tiezhu Tian Yu and others walked up to the deck.
Song Zhu’er was overjoyed, revenge had come, she screamed, “Tie Zhu ah ah ah ah!”
She flew over, and the off-leash Erha generally winded up.
Teacher Tian Yu was startled and hurriedly dodged a few body lengths away.
Tatsuya stumbled out of the way in fear.
Li Tiezhu was the most calm, after all, he was accustomed to being kissed forcefully by Flying Run, and he took out a bag of Xiao Long Bao from behind his back.
Two metres away, Song Zhu’er braked sharply, the soles of her shoes smoked, she drooled and took the xiao long bao and started eating: ”It smells so good! Hey? What did I want to find you for just now? Tie Zhu?”