66%, this was the cat’s taming value when Li Tiezhu opened his eyes the next day.
This night, Li Tiezhu was forced to try a variety of communication methods, all prepared by Leng Ba in advance. According to her own words, she had been studying this area recently, and it was considered a living lesson. Li Tiezhu refused at first, but in the end, he fell and became an impure person, a low class person.
After all, when Leng Ba such a big beautiful woman, close to your ear to come to a “welcome”, this who can withstand ah?
Li Tiezhu mortal flesh, not that part of the noble, and, last night, really studied the sitting in a mess. Li Tiezhu does not mess, even in the brush of history, but the cold bar sister can mess ah, although the technology is still rough, but obviously have done their homework.
Li Tiezhu found an iron law, that is, when communicating deeply, Leng Ba’s emotions are very sensitive, and every time she will cry, cry for a long time.
Should I make up 70%?
Li Tiezhu originally rejected raising cats, but because Leng Ba likes to be a cat, the system can not be lifted, so he had to break the pot and try to raise it early.
Jerking the cat, the feel is still so great, and the body has become softer because of excessive fatigue.
“Well …… don’t, don’t move ……”
Leng Ba’s eyes couldn’t even open and twisted, unable to say whether she wanted to get rid of her claws or to cooperate with their grip.
Li Tiezhu jumped up, “Girl, do you want me to visit again?”
Leng Ba: “No no no …… crotch bones are almost broken ……”
Li Tiezhu blaze burning body, you want to refuse to refuse well, this tiger and wolf words whole.
“You really do not want?”
“Do not want! Completely do not want!”
Leng Ba sobered up a little, biting her lip and staring at Li Tiezhu angrily.
Li Tiezhu decided to reach out and test it, sure enough this chick was lying again, he said angrily, “Is it fun to lie to me?”
Leng Ba drew two paper towels on the bedside for Li Tiezhu to wipe his hands, “It is fun! However, I really can’t move, I feel so tired.”
Li Tiezhu kissed her forehead painfully, got up and got out of bed, and went to make breakfast.
“I’ll make you an omelette to eat, after you eat it, you can continue to sleep until noon.”
Leng Ba curled up like a cat, “The cat wants to learn.”
Li Tiezhu: “Hmm?”
Leng Ba said meaningfully, “Take me to make breakfast, I’ll accompany you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Didn’t you say you couldn’t move?”
Leng Ba: “I can’t move.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
That’s too obvious a hint, isn’t it?
Leng Ba crawled like a cat to the end of the bed, reached out to grip Li Tiezhu’s handle, and came up with, “Tiezhu, long time no see!”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t help but cry and laugh.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a special song ……]
The system is still coming together?
It’s all triggered a special song, so let’s celebrate!
Where can Li Tiezhu tolerate such provocation from Leng Ba? A hand picked up the cat, savagely racked to the body, carried to the kitchen. Leng Ba legs around Li Tiezhu’s waist, arms hooked Li Tiezhu’s neck, real octopus like, possession success.
Every time Li Tiezhu took a step, Leng Ba stifled a grunt.
Three eggs, a bowl of water, stirred, add some flour to mix.
Burn a little bit of oil on a low fire, put the paste into the pan and spread it out, and the aroma of the omelette filled the kitchen ……
Said the immobile Lengba began to dance again, and also attached to Li Tiezhu s ear and said, “Do you think that your sister is very bad? Forcing you to do strange things?”
Li Tiezhu: “Forcing me to make omelettes? It is quite bad!”
Leng Ba let out a laugh before bursting into tears and added, “Tie Zhu, cheer up! Sister wants to sleep through the night.”
Li Tiezhu gladly accepted the order and turned on the mode of stirring the egg, but was still a bit cautious.
Who knows, Leng Ba tearfully said, “Oooh …… don’t be afraid, I’m safe. Ah oooh ……”
Li Tiezhu immediately spread Lengba like an omelette and fried crackling.
In the end, there is no control, the delicate omelette broke, and the egg liquid was muddled in a pot, and Leng Ba was so distressed that she wet herself and cried.
(Squinty-eyed smile: humph! I am the legendary speedster!)
The cat’s domestication value was set at 69%, unfortunately not breaking the seventy mark.
Leng Ba was really falling apart and slept straight through until noon.
Li Tiezhu, on the contrary, finished the demos and sheet music of the newly purchased special songs on the tablet, and also tried to sing by himself to record the demos.
Leng Ba woke up and shrunk under the quilt, “What’s the name of this song?”
Li Tiezhu: “Long Time No See.”
Leng Ba: “Pfft hahahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu ignored her, she is a strange woman who likes to be abused. Li Tiezhu exported an audio file and directly WeChat sent it to Teacher Ethan:
“Teacher Ethan, I wrote a song for you, see if you like it.”
Soon, Chen Isen personally called to express his gratitude, he really liked the song “Long Time No See”, and his team also gave it high praise.
……
In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu met up with Chen Chichu and Deohani and flew to Lanzhou by plane to record the last two instalments of Four Ha, the Lanzhou and Logic stations.
Li Tiezhu didn’t record the ninth instalment, so on the plane he asked Chen Chichu, “Last instalment, who lost your secret mission? What was the punishment?”
Chen Chichu yawned, having played the game late again last night: “What secret mission?”
Deer Hani saw that he was going to reveal himself and hurriedly said, “Chichibu lost.”
Li Tiezhu was curious: “Is that so? Then what is the punishment?”
Deer Hani’s brain is a bit confused, punishment? It’s too late to think about it now. He looked at Chen Chichu, “Brother, tell me yourself, this punishment is a bit harsh, it’s only interesting if you say it yourself.”
Chen Chichu also came back to his senses, laughed awkwardly twice and said, “Hahaha …… don’t say it, right? Too shameful.”
Li Tiezhu: “Shameful? Punishment for not wearing trousers to record a programme?”
Chen Chichi said angrily, “Can this still be broadcast?”
Li Tiezhu: “It can be mosaic. What on earth?”
Chen Chi-Chi looks to Deer Ha Ni for help, and Deer Ha Ni decisively puts on his headphones and eye mask – and goes to sleep.
Chen Chichi thought and thought and said, “It’s that I can only eat instant noodles in this episode.”
Li Tiezhu: “What’s there to be ashamed of? Besides, instant noodles are so delicious and expensive ……”
Chen Chi Chi thought, “Can I say anything more excessive? Isn’t that punking yourself?
Then, Chen Chi-Chi quietly used her mobile phone to send her punishment to the programme team, so that the director’s team and the other guests could conspire and provide props, so as not to wear out their welcome.
In the ninth instalment, Chen Chi Chi really ate instant noodles the whole time and cried with gluttony from the Lanzhou food, and he really regretted digging a hole for himself.
The secret mission of this issue is for Li Tiezhu to find Deng Chao, Deer Hani and Chen Chichih to borrow one thing each, the result is obvious, Chen Chichih is dead set on not borrowing, Li Tiezhu rightfully lost. He needs to write a song for the next issue, and open a jitterbug live broadcast when the section is finished, and sing it for everyone to hear.
This is a special request from the programme team, Li Tiezhu’s punishment is different from the others, the others are singing, Li Tiezhu is writing a song.
Of course, Li Tiezhu himself agreed.
The theme of the ninth instalment was Lanzhou ballad, the laughs were not too dense, but it was very emotional and musical atmosphere, especially Li Tiezhu’s song was also very healing, the effect was good.
Since the fifth instalment, the quality of Hahahahaha had been online, and the show had exploded across the internet with it.
After resting for a day in Lanzhou, the following morning, except for Yan Qi who was sick and resting, the members of the Four Haha collectively rushed to Logic City, the capital of New Tibet.
Logic City, also known as the City of Daylight, is a jewel of the Snowy Plateau, where there is the holy site of Brata Palace.
On the bus to the railway station, everyone was so excited.
Chen Chichi also changed his usual bitchy look and said rather emotionally, “A lot of people may not be able to go to New Tibet once in their lives, and here we are.”
Deng Chao was also excited, “Have you guys been there?”
Chen Chichu: “My first time.”
Wang Tie: “My first time.”
Deer Hani raises his hand, “First time.”
Tatsuya: “I’ve never been here either.”
Mr Chen Ming said, “I’ve been there when I was twelve years young.”
Deng Chao: “I’ve been there once.”
Tian Yu said, “I’ve been there a few times, and Tie Zhu has been there too, right? I saw you sing it in your song, the song ‘A Diao’.”
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “I went to the snowy area of Xichuan Province – Khamzang area, not Xinzang.”
Tian Yu: “That’s pretty impressive too, it was to do public service right?”
Deer Hani helped explain, “It’s an activity of Teacher Han Hong’s Hong Foundation, the Thousand Mountain Walk. Li Tiezhu helped a lot of people, and that little nun called A Diao, Li Tiezhu made a special A Diao education fund.”
Tian Yu nodded: “Really good.”
Li Tiezhu humbly said, “It’s just doing what I can, my family has been helped by many good people before.”
Deng Chao took the phone: “I’ll give you a note ah, try to eat more local food, such as …… indoor to sit on the cross-legged end of the seat, can not legs straight, the soles of the feet towards the people …… to accept the gift to both hands to pick up the ……”
Boss brother when the still quite competent, respect for the customs of the lesser folk homework did not do less.
This issue is the last issue, and there is no longer a so-called secret mission, because there is no more punishment for the next issue, so the programme team chose to let Li Tiezhu go.
A group of people went to the railway station, with the ticket boarded a green train from Kyoto to logic.
The programme team broadcasted: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next stop Logic City is two thousand one hundred and eighty-eight kilometres away, and is expected to arrive in twenty-six hours, and the Four Ha Travel Agency is at your service throughout the journey.”
After boarding the train, the group gathered in the dining car.
While waiting for the director’s team to set up the machine, two teachers, Tian Yu and Chen Ming, gave the youngsters a refresher course on the hardships of trimming the New Tibet Railway and how many miracles it had created.
As Li Tiezhu listened, he suddenly remembered a certain song that he had auditioned in the system before, and since he was going to be punished for writing a song in this issue, it was it.
After writing it, it should be appropriate to sing it for Aunt Han Hong.
Li Tiezhu then took out the tablet from his bag and prepared to start composing the song. Just after tapping on the composer APP, Deer Hani’s head came over.
Deer Hani: “Tie Zhu, what are you doing?”
Li Tiezhu said, “Didn’t the programme team punish me for writing a song?”
Deer Hani envied: “Are you inspired?”
Li Tiezhu said, “I was touched by what Teacher Tian Yu and Teacher Chen Ming said just now, and I suddenly wanted to write a song for this railway that leads to heaven on earth.”
Deerhani: “Is the song called ‘New Tibetan Railway’?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, it’s called ‘Heavenly Road’.”
Deer Hani tsked: “It’s great to have talent, writing a song while recording a programme, it’s so cool! Unlike me, I only have face value.”
Li Tiezhu serious face: “No, it’s different now, you still have round value.”
Deer Hani touched her increasingly round face and laughed: “Haha! Once again, it’s like being insulted and praised, a very complicated feeling.”
[Ding! Pay 5 Intelligence Points for the song ‘Heaven’s Path’]
Writing the song had only just taken off when the inappropriate director arrived.
Yan Min: “That, your seats are …… Deng Chao, air-conditioned hard seat eight car thirty-three.”
Wang Tie, Deer Hani and Chen Chi Chi were all shocked:
“Hard seat?!!!”
Li Tiezhu put away the tablet, not understanding what there is to exclaim, air-conditioned carriages it, how good.
Yan Min continued, “Chen Chi Chi, eight car thirty-four. Deer Hani, eight car thirty-five. Li Tiezhu, eight car thirty-seven. Wang Tie, eight car thirty-seven number ……”
A circle down, eight people all hard seat.
Chen Chi Chi: “All hard seats?”
Deng Chao: “What do you mean?”
Yan Min bitchily opened his mobile phone, “But we do have soft sleepers!”
Chen Chi Chi rolled her eyes in anger.
Deer Hani giggles.
Director Yan added, “Let’s be humane, we are willing to give up some of the soft sleepers, but, we have to ask for everyone’s consent well.”
Deer Hani directly raised his hand, “I agree.”
The others followed suit and raised their hands, Li Tiezhu were all raised by Chen Chizhi grabbing their hands.
The staff in the dining car erupted into malicious mockery, what’s the point of you agreeing?
Director Yan said, ”Let’s do it this way, let’s be hasty, rock-paper-scissors. If you guys win, you’ll sleep in our bunks.”
Chen Chichu: “It’s too rash.”
Deer Hani: “As usual, it’s rash, when the yacht had a meal and drove off straight away, now it’s surprising that we have to rely on rock-paper-scissors to grab the bunks.”
Director Yan: “Then Deer Hani doesn’t have to participate.”
Deer Hani jumped up and rolled up his sleeves, “I don’t! Without saying a word I’ll go first, who will?”
A staff member stepped forward.
Deerhani: “One game to decide the winner, rock-paper-scissors …… hey ……”
Deerhani loses outright.
Chen Ming were shocked: “Deer is gone?”
Deer Hani took two steps and turned around, and said curtly, “Let’s go two out of three, I’m wimpy, a great man can give in.”
Second guess, lost again.
Deer Ha Ni laughed: “Ha! I should have known that I wouldn’t have wimped out!!!TUI~”
The second one, was the female staff member who had molested Deerhani in the first place, the one that Li Tiezhu had hugged.
Dengchao chattered a whole lot, attempted to bribe Wang Tie’s flesh to the female staff in exchange for a sleeper ticket, was verbally rejected. Dengchao still do not give up: “Wang Tie, born?”
Wang Tie froze: “Birth date is it? I ……”
The female staff directly to: “I know you are smaller than me, I don’t like smaller than me.”
Wang Tie smiled bitterly, I don’t f*cking like you either.
Deng Chao looked at Chen Ming and finally looked at Li Tiezhu: “Although we have the strongest debater, I am still prepared to give you the task of convincing her, Tiezhu.”
Li Tiezhu looked at the female staff in a serious manner, remembered a jingle that Master Huang had told him, switched to Xichuan dialect, and blurted out, “This sister let me tell you: young people have good stamina, sleep late and get up early, that thing can be engaged in every day, and three times a day is still too little …… Well! ”
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Dengchao scared to hurry to cover Li Tiezhu’s mouth, face is red: “Li Tiezhu, you do not put people girls say gluttony.”
Anyway, this paragraph is destined to be cut, Deng Chao also followed the yellow a little.
Northeasterner Wang Tie’s face is red, I’m a small body, if I do it three times a day, I’m afraid I’ll have to go into the ICU.
The crowd laughed and called Li Tiezhu dishonest.
The female staff laughed the most, showing no signs of shyness at all.
Deng Chao had to give up on Li Tiezhu, and said to Chen Ming: “Brother Ming, this matter still needs you, Li Tiezhu’s iron words are simply pimping, persuading people or you are good at it.”
When the programme was broadcast, many pop-ups were curious:
“What did Li Tiezhu actually say?”
“It must be some kind of remarkable words!”
“It was even deleted?”
“Does my Tie Bean also know how to speak in a yellow voice?”
“The truth is upstairs.”
Chen Ming began to perform, “My wife was very insistent before she ran into me that she couldn’t accept a boy younger than her at all ……”
The female staff member was influenced by Li Tiezhu, and the columnisation was very serious: “That’s because your wife’s position is not firm enough.”
Chen Ming held his tongue, “Beautiful destiny is like this, break through all the rules you set up and it can only prove that it’s love. In terms of if you like an older one and end up finding an older one, that’s a slave to the rules. But if you don’t like a younger one but find a king iron, that’s true love. You believe me, you must try true love once in life, especially in Xinzang ……”
“Ho ho ho ho ……”
Dengchao straightened up, what a great guy, what a slave to the rules.
Chen Ming was also satisfied with his speech, chesty and organised.
The female staff member dried out the other party with a sentence, “You have a little sense, break the rules …… I don t want to try to find a girl?”
Chen Ming: “……”
Then, the guessing continued.
Deng Chao pretended for half a day and lost in seconds. Chen Yi, Chen Ming, Tian Yu, and Wang Tie all lost, and only Chen Chieh Chieh won.
Finally, it was Li Tiezhu’s turn, and a burly man came up on the other side, a security guard for the programme.
The security big brother was fierce: “How about arm wrestling?”
Li Tiezhu: “Big brother, why make a fool of yourself? It’s better to guess.”
Security: “I’m stronger than you, arm wrestling.”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head: “I’m telling you, if this is broadcast, your future security career will meet its Waterloo.”
Security head iron: “I will never lose to you.”
The crowd began to cajole, so then arm wrestle.
The two men sat down and Deerhawni called for the start.
Security big brother took the lead, force thief, instantly Li Tiezhu’s hand to pressure oblique. Li Tiezhu gritted his teeth and held on, and has been holding on, his arm has been tilted into seventy degrees.
Security brother gritted his teeth, Li Tiezhu face reddened, still holding on.
Li Tiezhu: “Brother, when you exerted yourself, your face was churning with fat, are you making me laugh?”
Security: “Don’t try to influence me, I am not going to be distracted ……”
“Drink!!!”
Li Tiezhu suddenly erupted, his feet stomped violently, a huge force in his right arm instantly crushed the other party with a bang.
Then, Li Tiezhu stood up, “Big brother, don’t talk when you’re exerting yourself, when you run out of breath, you run out of strength.”
It turned out that Li Tiezhu deliberately led the other party to speak, the mouth of the gas is leaked, Li Tiezhu and then force, the other party can not react. This is all the experience summed up by working at the construction site ah!
Director Yan: “It’s over! The eight of you only got a total of two tickets.”
Tian Yu Du laughed: “That’s too bad!”