Too bad indeed!
According to the 50 per cent probability, eight people should have got three or four of them, so it can only be said that this group of people have bad character.
Director Yan was so happy that he couldn’t stop laughing, “Heh heh ah uh …… I feel sad for you guys.”
Deng Chao angrily sprayed: “Your mouth is cracked to the back of your head, sad a hammer!”
Director Yan: “Sad to the point of laughing out loud, oops! Cut this part, let’s continue. That …… two tickets! This way …… aren’t there eight of you? Play a game to see who gets the two tickets.”
Deerhani: “Good!”
Chen Chi Chi gave him a punch, “Good for what? Tie Zhu and I got the tickets with our skills, why should I give you guys a fight? Director?”
Director Yan: “Since everyone agrees, let’s talk about the rules of the game ……”
Chen Chichu: “Where does everyone agree?”
Soon after Director Yan finished talking about the rules, no one cared about Chen Chi-Chi’s opinion. Each guest, among the passengers in the car, found their respective hometowns and brought them to the dining car to have an arm wrestling match, and the final winner could get a soft sleeper ticket.
Deng Chao: “Arm wrestling? This game is a bit too brain-burning, isn’t it?”
Director Yan laughs, “Arm wrestling still burns the brain?”
Deng Chao was serious: “Now that we’re already high, physical activities burn the brain more than cerebral activities.”
Director Yan: “Then you abstain.”
Deng Chao: “That’s not necessary, anyway, it’s someone else arm wrestling, not me.”
With that he walked away and the crowd dispersed.
Chen Chichi kept an awkward smile on his face, “So hasty? Did no one listen to what I had to say? Tie Zhu, do you think what I said is reasonable?”
Li Tiezhu sincerely said, “It’s very reasonable, but the programme team’s planning ability is at the bottom of the barrel, so if we don’t play some games, we won’t be able to hold up. Let’s go.”
Chen Chi Chi despised Director Yan and walked away helplessly.
Director Yan called out to Li Tiezhu, “There’s something I want to ask you for advice.”
Li Tiezhu wondered, “Why do you need to use such a high-level word as ask for instructions?”
Director Yan: “That’s …… you’re right, the programme team is at their wits’ end, you have a good head, help think of any good ideas. After all, having most of the time in the car, it doesn’t feel like there’s much fun to be had.”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head, “Why do I have a good head? You are afraid that you don’t have any misunderstanding about me.
“I don’t have any ideas.”
Yan guide sighed with relief, it’s good that you don’t have any ideas, we do. He said, “Then we have an immature suggestion ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t say anything if it’s immature, right?”
Director Yan: “Erm …… still have to say, that is, the programme group is prepared to give you a temporary additional special task. You’re the only one with a special task in this instalment!”
Li Tiezhu: “Only I have it?”
Director Yan: “Well! The programme team values you, so ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Aren’t I the only one who has a special task in every episode?”
Director Yan: “……”
Then he started looking left and right to see who had leaked the secret.
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t look, I guessed it. Last issue, I paid special attention, the three of them smiled when they drew a mission, they obviously got my mission card, so the four mission cards are the same in every issue. Right?”
Director Yan: “Eh …… Tie Zhu, don’t be angry, this matter right, the programme team has something wrong ……”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m not angry! It’s quite fun, the show works just fine.”
Yan director are a little touched: “Ah? Then you guessed it, why were you so cooperative last period? Being bullied by Chen Chi-Chi.”
Li Tiezhu said, “It’s okay, I deliberately asked them on the plane who lost and what the punishment was, didn’t I also force Chen Chichih to eat instant noodles for a day? No loss! My punishment is to write a song, which is easier for me than doing homework. Nothing!”
Director Yan was staggered, was Li Tiezhu so dark-hearted?
Li Tiezhu used to be stupid, 87 intelligence value is really chaotic brain, but now it’s already 99, there is almost no difference with normal people, how can it still be so melon? From the middle of the county Li Tiezhu in doubt, in the double Qing finally confirmed that he was “targeted”, he continued to play stupid pit Chen Chi Chi only.
When the programme was broadcast here, the pop-up screen was also a piece of amazement:
“My God, is Brother Jing Jing already smart to this extent?”
“Tie Zhu has such a great personality.”
“The programme team is full of malice, how could Tie Zhu not feel it?”
“Those three acted too fake, it’s only a matter of time before they wear out.”
“Especially Chen Chi-Chi, not even bothering to act.”
“Do you really think Tie Zhu is a fool? Someone who can write so many good songs would be a fool?”
“Thought Serious Brother would be angry.”
“Writing songs is easier than doing homework indeed …… there are offended.”
“Same offended.”
“Li Tiezhu this sense of variety is also no one.”
“A group of people played Tie Zhu as a fool, I didn’t realise that the fool in the end would be myself, hahaha!”
Director Yan froze before saying, “It’s like this, the secret mission we gave you is to get two of the guests off.”
Li Tiezhu: “Get them off? Who’s to blame if they fall to their deaths?”
The pop-up screen frantically called:
“Who’s to blame if you fall to your death.”
“Is Tie Zhu preparing to directly throw someone down?”
“With this brain circuit, it’s no wonder he and Song Zhu’er are a natural pair.”
“Director Yan said it clearly, otherwise Li Tiezhu really dares to do it.”
“Laughing my arse off!”
“Laughing out loud in the middle of the night with a pig’s squeal, kicked out of bed.”
Director Yan also picked his brain, “What I mean is, you convince the two guests to get off at the midway station, got it?”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh! Can’t you just throw them off? Then what’s the reward if I win?”
Director Yan: “Ah? There’s still a reward?”
Li Tiezhu: “What else? Want to fart eat ah! There’s not even a next instalment, so there’s no punishment, so what am I afraid of? Of course I want a reward.”
Director Yan frowned and thought hard: “This I really didn’t think of ah, even have to reward ……”
“Then you think now.”
Li Tiezhu was not in a hurry, sat down and drank tea.
This time it was a real secret mission!
Director Yan communicated with the planning and came over again, “One hundred thousand! If you win, we’ll inject 100,000 yuan into the A Diao Fund.”
Li Tiezhu got up and left, “Deal!”
After walking through two carriages, Li Tiezhu didn’t find Xichuan hometown, and when he got to the third carriage, a group of Tibetan boys were singing.
Wang Tie walked over and asked a mouthful: “A few big brothers are not of the Northeast?”
The dark-skinned Tibetan guy, copied a mouthful of Xichuan language: “Hey! You hard to laugh at people mumble, you see me wearing clothes like you Northeastern people do not?”
Wang Tie on a joke, waved his hand and went: “I see your body like.”
Li Tiezhu came over and wanted to greet, his shoulder was slapped violently, and a group of Tibetan boys drummed up:
“It’s Li Tiezhu shivering!”
“I’ve heard others say that you can urinate upside down?”
“Teacher Li, sit down.”
“Thank you.”
Li Tiezhu was a bit confused, what’s the situation? Chiu Deer Hani and the others went through here, but they didn’t see this kind of battle? Am I more popular than them?
After some exchanges, Li Tiezhu only figured out that they are the people of Xichuan Khamzang, almost all of them know that Li Tiezhu wrote the song “A Diao”, and many people in Khamzang are grateful to Li Tiezhu, so they are particularly enthusiastic about him.
Then, Li Tiezhu was flattered to be stuffed with all kinds of delicious food by them, Tibetans are just generous.
“Where are you guys spoiling over from?”
“We are studying in Chang’an, this is a pilgrimage to Logos Brata Palace.”
“That’s good.”
“It’s the wish of the old people in the family; they can’t walk anymore, so we’re going for them.”
“In the old days, my grandmother and the others walked from Khamtse to Logos. Getting high on 100,000 long heads, hiking for most of the year, rain or shine.”
“But now that there is a railway, it will be easier to take the elderly there in the future.”
The boys are very talkative, Li Tiezhu was infected by them, more and more understand the significance of this railway to the Tibetans, in addition to the material significance, there is also the spiritual significance, the real and true heavenly road.
Afterwards, Li Tiezhu took one of the strongest lads to the dining car race: “What’s your name?”
The young man then began to be a little coy: “Dong Zhou then let.”
After arriving at the dining car, Chen Chichi disliked Li Tiezhu again, “Tiezhu, why did you find a local? Is he from your hometown Xinzang?”
Li Tiezhu: “This is Dong Zhou Zeliang, a native of Xichuan Kangzang, do you think it’s my hometown?”
Chen Chi Chi hadn’t said anything yet.
Dong Zhou Ze Jean: “We are a family of Sichuan and Tibet.”
Chen Chichih: “You said that …… I can’t refute it at all.”
Then, everyone introduced their people individually.
Deng Chao brought in the Three Musketeers, “The trait of the three of them is that none of them brought their daughters-in-law out to play, and they’re just as rash as our Four Ha, leaving when they say they’re going.”
A certain swordsman: “Bought the ticket at three zero six, left at three twenty one. Just brought my ID and mobile phone.”
Deng Chao: “So temporary?”
Chen Chichu: “It’s quite nice to travel when you say you’re leaving.”
Deer Hani: “It’s just a bit of a waste of scrubs.”
A group of people stared blankly at Deer Ha Ni.
Deerhawni, as an afterthought, covers his mouth, “I didn’t say anything.”
Chen Chichu: “Obviously a traffic idol, what have you become? Some things are said so naturally that it’s heartbreaking.”
Deer Hani lay on Li Tiezhu’s shoulder and laughed: “Brother Zhu! I can’t go back ……”
Soon, the arm wrestling match began.
Li Tiezhu and Chen Yi dueled, while Dong Zhou let the seconds win, but eventually fell to Chen Ming’s two heroines.
After finishing, Dong Zhou even whispered to Li Tiezhu, “I’m afraid that if I win them over, they’ll cry.”
Li Tiezhu said, “That’s a good excuse.”
The game was also haphazard, anyway, in the end, Chen Ming and Deer Hani won the sleeper tickets.
Then, the two people, Deng Chao and Chen Ming, humiliated themselves to challenge the heroine and were stunned by the blue-clothed girl in seconds.
Chen Chieh Chieh started playing with his sword again, “Two soft sleeper tickets, it’s just too little, it looks like the programme team is stingy.”
Director Yan: “Originally stingy ah, title sponsor sponsors are not two.”
Chen Chichu: “Huh? So honest?”
Deng Chao: “Indeed two is still too little. More.”
Director Yan was also uncouth: “Give us the rest of your Yiwu’s necklaces and discount the price against two for you.”
Chen Chichu: “Four sheets.”
Deng Chao: “Five sheets.”
Chen Ming: “Six, eight of us, just about all soft sleepers.”
Deer Hani: “Right! We’re all soft sleepers together.”
Chen Chichu: “We brothers work together as a collective soft sleeper!”
Director Yan: “Give up to four. How about it? Want one?”
Chen Chi-Chi: “That won’t work, we’ll cry, we’ll cry!”
Director Yan: “Then no, forget it.”
Chen Chichu second: “Huh?”
Deng Chao smiled bitterly, “Listen to the programme team, four is four.”
Li Tiezhu: “Would four be too much?”
Deer Hani said, “Pillar! What are you talking about? Which end of you?”
Li Tiezhu: “Then wouldn’t we have six soft sleepers? In that case …… there is no difference with the collective soft sleeper.”
Deer Hani didn’t understand.
Li Tiezhu is counting, get two off the bus, the whole soft sleeper, the programme group is still not ruthless enough!
Next is another round of games, which is also quite interesting.
In the end, Deer Hani and Li Tiezhu did not grab a sleeper ticket and went to the hard seat.
Because Deng Chao and the others went to the soft sleeper, the two of them, Deer Hani and Li Tiezhu, hogged the seats of seven or eight people, which was also extremely spacious.
Li Tiezhu said, “These three seats, directly as a soft sleeper sleep.”
Deer Hani: “Also ha! The air is okay, Chen Chi Chi has been chain farting when she is high, in the soft sleeper compartment, hahaha ……”
Picture everything, Deng Chao covered his nose, Chen Ming cried and laughed, Chen Chi-Chi farted in a continuous stream just like snoring.
Li Tiezhu took out his tablet and continued to write songs.
Deer Hani looked at the scenery outside and said, “Tiezhu, help me write a song when you have time, I feel like I’m going to waste away ……”
Li Tiezhu: “What’s wrong?”
Deer Hani sighed: “The film pay is over a hundred million, and the box office is flopping. I was scolded for acting, and I really don’t have any acting skills, Shuang Shuang said that I don’t have acting talent, but I still have a chance if I study hard. Singing, they are all old songs, the company’s resources are slowly becoming less and less, saying that I have reached the top of the red. Variety is okay, Chao and Chi-Chi are taking care of me ……”
Li Tiezhu: “This is not miserable.”
Deer Hani slightly sad: “I’m Versailles ah, you do not hear it?”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t hear it, I think I’m more miserable. An album on the hot list number one can not come down, hey, feel a bit of bullying Wang Feng teacher, do not respect the old-timer. I heard that the album has been bought for more than 100 million.”
Deer Hani didn’t hold his tongue, “Hahaha, your Versailles is too low!”
At this time, a girl ran over with a red face, “Hello Deer Hani, I used to be your fan, can we take a photo?”
Deer Ha Ni: “Ah? Used to be my fan? When did you leave your fan base? When Shuang Shuang and I made our official announcement?”
The girl shook her head, “When Li Tiezhu became red.”
Deer Hani: “So the hater is right across from me! How do you have the nerve to come to me for a photo?”
Meizi: “Oh, then I’ll take a photo with Tie Zhu, and thought I’d stop by and take a photo with you too ……”
Deer Hani: “I just by the way?”
After the photo, the girl gave them a packet of pickled chilli phoenix claws, and also praised Deer Ha Ni for putting on weight and being even more adorable.
Deer Ha Ni: “Will you still fan me after I’ve put on weight?”
The girl shook her head decisively, “No, I’m in a serious gang now.”
Deer Haani sourly said, “It sounds immodest.”
Sis: “Who’s a proper person who chases stars?”
Deer Hani: “…… No, Tie Zhu ah. Your fans are all led astray by you, disliking people with infinite rigidity!”
Li Tiezhu: “We’re just not hypocritical.”
The girl is gone.
Deerhani and Li Tiezhu start eating phoenix claws, Deerhani sweats from the spice. Li Tiezhu starts encouraging Deerhani to get out of the car and the secret mission opens.
“Tiezhu, you look after many sheep.”
“Well, this sheep looks delicious at first glance.”
“Yes, Xinzang is so beautiful! It wouldn’t be my first time here if I wasn’t afraid of heights.”
“Beautiful, isn’t it? Want to go down and take a look?”
“That would be great, but, recording the programme, I don’t think I’ll get a chance this trip.”
“There’s still a chance. Brother Hani, it’s okay for me to write you a song, there’s one right now. But how will you repay me if I write you a song?”
“Well …… give money? Not enough! The song you wrote must be very good. How about I take you to a concert?”
Deer Hani was really greedy for new songs, especially after listening to Li Tiezhu’s album Seventeen. More than a dozen songs, the standard is so high that the industry has marvelled that it is not one hit song nor two, it is all hit songs.
For the average singer, the songs in the album “seventeen years old”, split out can be five or six albums, the quality is still very high kind.
Therefore, there are numerous stars who are now lining up to invite songs from Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu laughed coldly and disliked hard: “Round-faced fat deer! You say this as if who can’t afford to open a concert, penguin is already preparing, after I graduate from high school, I will open a national tour directly, twelve cities.”
Deer Ha Ni froze: “I go! Than I also fierce ah! Then …… I take you to act?”
“Brother Shanqian is going to act in a film next year, I think it’s called The God of Medicine, and asked me to play an important supporting role.”
“Grandpa! Brother can’t seem to help you much anymore.”
“A cup of erguotou, oh, choking with tears, raw, Dan, clean, end ugly, oh, a good man does not turn back ……”
“What what? New song?”
“I was going to give it to you, but it seems like Hani brother doesn’t really want this song.”
“I want I want! Just tell me straight what you want me to do.”
“Get off.”
“Huh?”
“Find a stop, get off, and take a road trip.”
Li Tiezhu diagrammed it.
Deer Ha Ni was shocked, “Playing so big? The programme crew won’t allow it!”
Li Tiezhu twisted his head to look at Director Yan.
Director Yan directly nodded, “No! The programme crew will allow it, our show is just so sloppy.”
Deer Hani laughed: “You can at least pretend to think about it ah, this …… is so decisive that I suspect you have premeditated.”
Director Yan did not speak.
Deer Hani looked at the prairie and snowy mountains outside, and then looked at Li Tiezhu, a little hesitant.
Li Tiezhu held the flat plate to compose the song, and in a short while it played, it was the demo of “counting on you”, although there were only two lines. This is what Li Tiezhu heard when he auditioned for that song, and only composed so much to seduce Deer Hani, who agreed to buy it again, otherwise it would be a waste of intelligence.
In the end, Deer Ha Ni said, “How about tomorrow? Tomorrow you get off with me, okay? We’ll pick a station with a good view.”
Li Tiezhu nodded, “OK! Programme, my secret mission is done ah!”
Deer Ha Ni: “Huh? It’s really premeditated!”
Director Yan was confused, “I really didn’t think there was this operation, do you count yourself?”
Li Tiezhu: “Carrying sloppiness to the end ah.”
Yan director: “That’s not a problem, the section catalogue is finished, 100,000 will be called into the account of the A Diao fund.”
A little while later, Wang Tie comes to visit the two brothers from Hard Seat, but hears the two getting high and singing.
If you want to go I won’t stay
Love that stays won’t last long
I can’t stand the loneliness of wandering
Don’t think that underground love is airtight
Wang Tie froze at that time: “Tiezhu did not say that he wrote ‘Heavenly Road’? This song doesn’t sound like it? Don’t tell me you just wrote it!”
Deer Hani laughed, “Hahaha! It sounds good, doesn’t it? Tie Zhu just wrote me a new song, I’ll release the single when I get back. The chorus and arrangement are almost done, Tie Zhu and I are filling in the words for the rap part, come join us.”
Wang Tie sat down, “This is also …… too strong, right?”
Li Tiezhu smiled smugly, strong, right? Take IQ for it!