Guan Shuangshuang expressed strong doubts, “Really? It always sounds like bullsh*t.”
Hua Tianyu helped Li Tiezhu speak, “I believe he only knows three idioms, sometimes being stupid is a blessing, knowing too much is rather bad for guessing.”
Yang Mi looked at Li Tiezhu, seeing the other party’s look of certainty, she became even more sceptical and twisted her head to look at the other one.
Leng Ba drank yoghurt with a blank face.
Yang Mi walked back to her seat and whispered, “Drink! You think you’re acting well?”
Leng Ba is puzzled, “What’s wrong?”
Yang Mi: “If you hadn’t given him any hints, you’d have been happier than anyone else if he’d guessed correctly, but now you’re calm? Have you learnt the logic of character behaviour in acting?”
Leng Ba smacks her lips, “This yoghurt is not good.”
No matter what, Li Tiezhu still guessed correctly, the game continues.
Team Kung Fu won the first round.
Li Tiezhu in addition to guessed the right once, almost nothing shot, sitting down the whole time to wait, I do not know what they laugh, these terriers are so funny?
On the contrary, Zhang Xinlan and Yaya leaned against Cheng Dalong, a shouting and covering their mouths to laugh, acting very active.
On the other side, apart from Hua Tianyu, Guan Shuangshuang and Yang Mimi, the others didn’t have much footage, such as Leng Ba, who was given the camera for just a second at a time, and she watched attentively.
When the programme aired, the pop-up screen summoned Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba in all kinds of ways, which of course was useless.
Some people say that this is because Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba curiosity is too low, of course there are reasons in this regard, but more because …… this is someone else’s show.
Inside Flying Bar and Four Ha, who dares to say that these two curiosity is low to give less shots?
Nothing performance opportunities, Li Tiezhu is not annoyed, silently sitting for a few hours to earn two million, it does not smell good?
Before the second round, there is a performance session, the immortal love team side of a small drama, kung fu team side directly on a set of Cheng Jia Ban line of water and flow of the fight scene, complete.
Yang Mi graciously admitted that it was not as good as the opponent: “Big brother’s Chengjia class is too powerful, wait for the next filming we also invite the Chengjia class to guide.”
Jackie Chan never has a sense of humour in the face of beautiful women: “We are very expensive.”
Yang Mi: “Expensive is the proof of good.”
Jackie Chan: “Just for you, I’ll give you a discount, 99% off.”
After that, the short film shows a special look at the forty-year history of Jackie Chan, with Jackie Chan himself on stage to talk about it, as well as video interviews with a number of Jackie Chan patriarchs.
“To enter the Chengjia class you need to be exceptionally good with your hands, you can wrestle and fight ……”
“Nowadays what computer animation, so advanced, that time Cheng Jia Ban only fight for their lives ……”
“Big Brother designed those actions, basically a shot shot, no stunt double, bang a person went out ……”
“Here touched the table, there hit the floor, that time, not yet started, outside an ambulance has been parked there.”
“I had a girlfriend at that time, why did you break up? She said after you go to work, I don’t even know if you’ll have the life to come back ……”
“We just, if we can’t die from a fall or a fight, we work hard.”
“No matter how good your kung fu is, as long as you don’t have a sense of loyalty and righteousness, there’s no way you can get into the Cheng family class. If you don’t do the loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness piece well, you’ll be expelled immediately.”
“I remember when Big Brother wasn’t yet popular, I worked for him as an assistant, he was only paid a few thousand dollars for the film at that time, and as a martial arts director on the side, a total of twelve thousand dollars had to be split into three, he took four thousand for himself, and another assistant and I each took four thousand.”
“Each of us has been injured, but the one who has been injured the most is Big Brother, who has been injured in almost every film because he worked too hard.”
“In eighty-six, a tree trunk was accidentally cut off and he fell from a height, his left ear had a skull depression brain haemorrhage, and the broken bones were moved inward. In 1990, the sternum was cracked and displaced. In ninety-two, the cheekbone was hit to the point of displacement during the filming of “Ultimate Cop”. And many, many more ……”
The members of the Jackie Chan family and Tsang Wai Chee were all in tears, and Jackie Chan himself, was moved to tears.
Offstage, many people followed suit and wiped their tears.
No matter how much denigration there was, and no matter what faults his family had, at least Jackie Chan was a true living legend.
Li Tiezhu basically does not cry, also wiped the corners of his eyes, he used to only know that Jackie Chan’s films look good, fighting is very handsome, and did not know that there is so much heartache behind it, but also thought that the big star should be very scenic right.
And then, recording video of the Jackie Chan patriarchs quietly on stage, ready to give Jackie Chan a huge surprise.
That’s what makes this show’s crew so powerful, they always go to great lengths to pull off such and such a classic reunion.
Director Tang led the old men to quietly replace the newcomers who had performed earlier and stood silently behind Jackie Chan.
Zeng Weizhi asked, “Big brother, it’s been forty years, do you miss them?”
Cheng Dalong’s voice also choked, “This ……”
Unable to speak, in the end, he just forced himself to nod, and adjusted his breathing again, and said:
“Forty years they followed me into life and death, broke their hands and feet, went into the hospital at five or six o’clock in the morning, and no one knows about all this. Today even if I get the Oscar for Lifetime Achievement, this Oscar is shared with them. When today, we can make a name for ourselves in the world, from a Jackie Chan class to the seven groups of people now, and watching one by one grow old, and themselves grow old, and watching these young people grow up ……”
Saying that, Cheng Da Long looked back at the Cheng family class, “Watching them ……”
Suddenly he realised something was wrong and turned around violently.
At that moment, it was obvious to see that Tough Guy Dragon’s feet were a bit wobbly and his body was shaking a bit.
The decades old brothers, standing quietly behind him, cast smiling gazes at him, as they had done decades ago.
Long instantly burst into tears.
Then, a group of old people called out, “Big brother ……”
Long also couldn’t help but cover his face and cry, then embraced them one by one.
The audience and guests at the scene stood up and applauded in salute, although this is the planning of the programme team, but only in the middle of it can feel the friendship that has been precipitated by the years.
Li Tiezhu was also applauding, at this moment he felt what it means to be a real superstar, it has nothing to do with traffic, popularity or anything else, and it is not even just the support of the work, but also something deeper.
As for what that was, he still couldn’t figure it out.
As a newcomer who has just joined the industry for a few months, Li Tiezhu does not have much planning for his future, but in the face of this situation, he can not help but be overwhelmed, and even …… dream about it.
Generals die in a hundred battles and still have to wear gold armour, do entertainers who do not want to be when the top of the world?
If before, Li Tiezhu just follow the pull of the system, muddle through the day, then from now on he also has a vague goal, become a superstar like Long.
Not for the sake of that halo on top of the head, but in order to live up to this Shaohua.
After the excitement, Jackie Chan lamented: “Gone already gone, the rest of the time together is also, one more day is one more day, thank you for accompanying me for so many years. Thank you, thank you Cheng family class!”
With that, Jackie Chan bowed to the older generation of Jackie Chan members, and the crowd returned the bow together.
At the end of the session, Zhang Liguo supported Cheng Da Long and said, “I would like to say a few words, many of you here today are young kids, and you should have gained something special by coming to this programme today. Big brother is one year older than me, and he is one of the most prestigious actors, an artist, among all our Chinese actors, in the world today. And the only Chinese actor to have won the Oscar for Lifetime Achievement!”
Li Tiezhu listened to the uncertainty, looking at those Jackie Chan classic film clips on the big screen, he truly understood that this group of people’s dedication to the film was desperate, while some time ago he also saw someone acting in a TV series counting one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Shen Tao finally listed some of the big brother’s records: “He is the only international action superstar who never looks for a stunt double in his films, he is the only one who breaks the Guinness Book of Records by holding fifteen positions, he is the only one who dares to jump from a high altitude directly to an active volcano and breaks the Guinness Book of Records, and he is the only action superstar who has produced the most action films in the world ……”
Strangely enough, there were also questions after the show aired about the bias of the showrunners and the complete lack of scenes from the Three Lives cast.
It’s not even biased, it’s not even comparable.
In addition, this issue was originally to become a big dragon as the theme, three life was as “rivals” pulled over, the weight of the gap, not to mention the other side do not dare to also will not steal into the big dragon of this wind.
For many people, it is an honour to be the green leaf of Cheng DaLong.
After this session, rest half an hour, Cheng DaLong and brothers to catch up for a long time, before changing into sportswear, ready for the second round of competition recording.
When he came back, Jackie Chan was still a bit saddened.
Zhang Liguo consoled, “Big brother, you rely on the film to convince the audience, and rely on righteousness to convince the brothers, we are all convinced of this.”
Jackie Chan waved his hand and said, “The older generation of filmmakers are all like this, I’m not the only one. As long as I can still put up a fight, the film will go on. It’s these young people now who don’t put up a fight, so what’s the point of me putting up a fight alone? Last time there was one, halfway through filming to go put on a mask, pissed me off ……”
Zhang Liguo was speechless.
Cheng Dalong picked up again, “Besides, I actually can’t spell anymore ah ……”
Li Tiezhu said, “Uncle Long, I can spell. Next time you look for me, although I don’t have acting skills, but I have thick skin and flesh very resistant to beatings, the price is still cheap, just eat more.”
Cheng Dalong looked at Li Tiezhu with dismay, “You? You don’t look too good.”
Li Tiezhu: “So being a tough guy is mainly about the face?”
Cheng Da Long laughed: “What else? If Peng Yuyan’s body is matched with Zhao Dashan’s face, do you think it’s a tough guy? Li Xiaojie, Wu Jing, which one wasn’t a big handsome guy when he was young? Big brother, I also became famous by my face value. You look like Fan Xiao Huang, tsk tsk ……”
Zhang Liguo: “Big brother used to be an idol.”
Cheng Dalong said to Li Tiezhu: “Don’t be afraid, you’re a powerhouse! And, I heard that it’s still a harmonic star.”
Li Tiezhu held his tongue, “……”
Cheng Da Long felt that teasing Li Tie Zhu was a bit of fun, there used to be a lot of these naive young people over in Xiangjiang, but now they are all shrewd as hell. He added: “Do you want to act in a film?”
Li Tiezhu: “I want to! I’m going to take the Nortel exam next year, do you know about Nortel? It’s a school that specialises in training actors.”
Cheng Dalong: “Wow! So powerful?”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head, “Generally impressive, mainly because I don’t know if I can get in ……”
Cheng Da Long: “Then when you get in, I’ll ask you to shoot a film?”
Li Tiezhu was delighted: “Really?”
Cheng Da Long: “When the time comes, type a row of words in front of your name …… Special thanks to Professional Film Academy trainee Li Tie Zhu for participating in the film.”
Li Tiezhu: “Eh? You seem to be teasing me?”
Cheng Dalong: “It’s not as if, it’s just teasing you. Talking to you makes my whole being much happier. This kid is so funny!”
Li Tiezhu was not happy, skimming his mouth and muttering in Sichuanese, “Thanks to the fact that I learnt martial arts from you since I was a child, but you bullied me ……”
Cheng Dalong asked Zhang Liguo, “What is the kid saying?”
Zhang Liguo: “He said that he learnt kung fu from you since he was a child, and you even bullied him.” He said and asked Li Tiezhu: “Where did you learn from him? In the film?”
Li Tiezhu: “On TV, once I played Uncle Long’s film, I followed it, and at the age of ten I could kick over a table.”
“Your dad didn’t beat you up?”
“No, he’ll fix the table.”
“What kind of logic is that?”
“My dad spoilt me, just like mum.”
Zhang Liguo looked at Cheng Dalong, “You are really his enlightened mentor, it should be Teacher Yun.”
Cheng Da Long: “Then my disciple should have several hundred million, right?”
Cheng Da Long and Zhang Liguo laughed even more, and the two beauties followed with a couple of fake laughs.
The second round of the tournament began with moves solitaire.
There were four people from each of the two teams, making a total of eight, namely Cheng Da Long, Hua Tian Yu, Zhang Xin Lan, Yang Mi, Li Tie Zhu, Gao Wei, Mia and Leng Ba.
Jackie Chan was the first to make a move, and sure enough, Jackie Chan deserved to be the founder of action comedy, gesticulating half a dozen times and flipping his shoes off, not to mention that his buttocks bounced twice on the ground, extremely comedic.
Moreover, because the front two people flashed away, Jackie Chan is very coincidentally jumped to Li Tiezhu in front of the seat, Jackie Chan himself is a face of confusion, fluffy hair duang a few times.
Li Tiezhu froze in fear, subconsciously kneeled down, to help Cheng Dalong: “Master can not be ……”
Cheng Dalong just stood halfway and sat down with a smile, how is the master? This child took advantage of me! And came up two people to help Cheng Dalong up.
Shen Tao: “Big brother this move remarkable! What is the name?”
Li Tiezhu: “Flying Shoes.”
Cheng Dalong turned around and punched, “Just called me master, now you’re tearing me down. Unworthy son Kaoru!”
Zhang Liguo: “It’s Undesirable Son Smoke.”
Li Tiezhu was so embarrassed, the first time he was at his wits’ end on a variety show, it was all because of the blackening system, there was no big or small.
Zeng Weizhi asked, “What’s going on with the master? Brother Long rarely accepts disciples!”
Cheng Da Long: “I also only learnt about this disciple today.”
Li Tiezhu was even more embarrassed, looking as if it was unethical to go and rub off on someone else’s fame.
He explained, “Just kidding, it’s just that when I was a kid, I especially worshipped Uncle Long and blindly compared with him.”
Zeng Weizhi: “Brother Long, he said your kung fu is blindly gesticulating.”
Li Tiezhu: “It was me who blindly gesticulated.”
Zeng Weizhi: “Brother Lung, he said you taught him poorly, he only gesticulates blindly.”
Li Tiezhu: “Brother Long didn’t teach me, I watched TV and gesticulated blindly.”
Zeng Weizhi: “Brother Lung, he said you didn’t teach your pupil, so he only gesticulates blindly.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Zeng Weizhi: “Brother Long, he doesn’t even bother to talk to you anymore because all he can do is blindly gesticulate after learning for so long.”
The crowd laughed out loud, worthy of being an old male god of the variety industry, Li Tiezhu, who is known as the little dislike king of the variety industry, also has today?
Cheng Dalong laughed the most happily, this child’s naive appearance, especially like that disciple.
I am a person with passive skills and blackening cards, how can I be compared to you?
Li Tiezhu said in a neutral tone, “Brother Wei, are you too low in altitude to hear what I said?”
Zeng Wei Zhi froze, “Ah? Saying I’m short?”
The others laughed again, this Li Tiezhu is really ruthless!
Zeng Weizhi pretended to puff out, “No more recording! No more recording! What kind of programme is this? How come the young people invited don’t know how to respect the elderly at all?”
Li Tiezhu said, “That’s because you’re young.”
Zeng Weizhi: “…… Am I supposed to feel happy? Ah? Brother Long? You speak.”
Cheng Dalong smiled highly, “Tiezhu, feel free to apologise to Brother Weizhi, otherwise, it’ll look like I won’t be able to teach my disciple.”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head, “Then …… Brother Wei is sorry, you are a giant.”
Cheng Dalong clapped his hands and laughed, this apology is really solid!
Zeng Weizhi stood next to Li Tiezhu, only up to Li Tiezhu’s shoulders, “Am I really a giant?”
Host Shen Tao relieves himself, “You are a variety arts giant!”
Guan Shuangshuang: “A titan of the art world, naturally a giant.”
Li Tiezhu: “The man who sawed his legs.”
Zeng Wei Zhi had a sad face, suddenly realising that young people nowadays, with a good sense of variety that was a bit too much, was also quite a sad thing.
Over there, Cheng Dalong laughed and panted and picked up his shoes, just about to wear them, and after hearing Li Tiezhu’s words, he directly threw them over and smashed them on Li Tiezhu’s belly, and Li Tiezhu didn’t hide.
Li Tiezhu thought about it, picked up the shoes, and said to Zeng Weizhi: “Sawed legs are so high, count it as a compliment, right?”
Completely blacked out.
Li Tiezhu finished hated to draw his own mouth, hurriedly took the shoes and ran to hand to the “master”, looking for an opportunity to avoid, or words rush to dislike more ruthless, it will not end well.
Over there, Hua Tianyu, who hadn’t said anything, said: “Tiezhu, you should respect the older generation, don’t be rude. Although it’s a recording of a variety show, you can’t go overboard. Brother Wei, I’ve apologised to you on his behalf.”
Zeng Wei Zhi smiled and nodded his head, well, such a fun variety show stunt was forcibly ended.
No big or small on stage, off stage, Lun’s rules and regulations, how else can a variety show be fun if it doesn’t let go of its boundaries?
After Li Tiezhu gave his shoes to Cheng Dalong, he stopped talking.
Although Cheng Dalong’s action is wrong, but the mistake has a wrong move, from Hua Tianyu began to pick up Cheng Dalong’s action at a time, and began to add additional difficulty.
Soon, it came to Yang Mi, and behind her was Li Tie Zhu.
Mimi was gesticulating in a decent manner, and when she saw Li Tiezhu hiding towards the side, she said angrily, “What are you hiding? I told you the internet is all rumours.”
Li Tiezhu wiped his nose: “Don’t your feet stink?”
Yang Mi wanted to speak but stopped, forget it, people talk without brains, he is no brain can pass. Another gesture, tumbled out, again throwing shoes and octopus race.
It was Yang Mi’s time to add additional moves, she looked at Li Tiezhu wistfully, “Take it, Li Tiezhu!”
Saying that, she chopped a vertical fork.
A group of people exclaimed, applauded, and many others looked at Li Tiezhu happily.
Hua Tianyu said, “What is the deep hatred between Sister Mimi and Li Tiezhu?”
Yang Mimi put on her shoes and said, “No common ground! Hmph!”
Zeng Weizhi: “Come on Li Tiezhu, after the splits we’re a team combo, I’m the sawing man, you’re the ripping, ripping man.”
Cheng Dalong know bends down: “Tiezhu can you do it? Don’t let me white hair to send black hair.”
Zhang Liguo drummed: “Go for it, give your master a fight!”
Li Tiezhu walked up with a calm face, “This will not be difficult. I’ve told you all, I grew up watching TV and learnt martial arts from Uncle Long, and I’m deeply impressed!”
Everyone is curious, this guy can’t really have kung fu, right? Looking at his physique, he does look like it, just, I haven’t heard anyone say it.
Over there, Leng Ba pinches Yang Mi: “Hmph!”
Yang Mi said, “What? Tie Zhu has kung fu, what’s a split?”
Leng Ba: “He doesn’t have any kung fu.”