Now on stage are the sound of coaxing, Li Tiezhu pretend calm actually hesitant, Zhang Xinlan also went up to Li Tiezhu cheer that you can, Li Tiezhu thought can not I f*cking don’t know myself?
Under the stage, from the beginning of the adult family class to now have not spoken much Shen Mouteng and Jia Lin are overjoyed. He originally and Jia Lin tacit understanding to other guests to leave the scene, less talk, but here also can not endure.
Shen Mouteng: “Tie Zhu! Come on, just like Brother Jackie Chan’s set, there’s an ambulance parked outside our show, don’t be afraid! Just click and go down.”
Jia Lin: “If you can’t go down, sis will come up and sit on you, guaranteed to go down to the bottom.”
Everyone is even happier, after all, happiness is always based on someone’s misfortune.
Li Tiezhu looked at Shen Mouteng and said, “Brother Teng, after I finish splitting, I’ll catch up with you, I’m also a pain in the arse!”
Shen Mouteng stood up, “I’ll watch you!”
Li Tiezhu first came to the sky flying shoes, too hard, the shoes directly flew out a long way, almost hit Coldba.
“Oh ……”
Leng Ba dodged a bit, and grabbed the shoe again and threw it back to Li Tiezhu, the action was natural.
Hua Tianyu said, “Wow, Li Tiezhu is really powerful, Brother Long teaches him kung fu, and Leng Ba gives him a shoe. Hahaha ……”
Guan Shuang Shuang thought to herself, “Do you f*cking think you’re funny?
She added, “Sister Leng Ba dodged really fast.”
On the other side, Jia Lin stole a glance at Shen Mouteng, who shook his head slightly towards her and whispered, “It’s just don’t have a problem with it, childish. It’s nothing, there are many more ruthless ones than this, let’s talk less.”
On the stage, Li Tiezhu received the shoes, another octopus race, and then came to the splitting link, everyone waited and cheered.
Cheng DaLong a trot over, lying on the tatami, close inspection disciple’s “kung fu”.
Leng Ba also clenched her fists, palms sweaty.
Yang Mi saw this and said: “If you can’t do it, you can admit defeat.”
“Ha!”
Li Tiezhu let out a low shout, and clasped his right foot with both hands and directly chopped down.
Everyone was startled.
Leng Ba was so shocked that she stood up, and she still knows what her own man knows.
Only to see, Li Tiezhu’s left leg dragged back against the ground, his hands holding his shoes high above his head, his body also prostrate on the ground, twisting his head, “Master, didn’t make you lose face, right?”
Cheng Dalong saw it really well, Li Tiezhu didn’t split at all, his right leg was rolled under his body, and his two hands were only holding a shoe.
“Well done! Awesome awesome! Worthy of being my disciple.”
Cheng Dalong’s body crossed, blocked Li Tiezhu and stood up, the people on the stage fell to see the penetrating image, the people on the stage were still confused.
Shen Mouteng: “Hey hey hey ……”
Hua Tianyu again to break down, was Cheng Dalong grabbed the first, asked the people on stage who know: “Tiezhu great or not?”
What else could one say? A few people could only laugh and say awesome.
Anyway, Cheng Da Long has never been a trickster on variety shows, and not many people dare to take him seriously.
Yang Mi froze, “He can really do the splits?”
Leng Ba covered her mouth and snickered, she could see the cat’s meow, but she didn’t say anything.
Shen Tao: “Good! Let’s count you done, next, Tie Zhu you come up with one of your moves.”
Li Tiezhu: “Is the one by Sister Gangmie called Chang’e Running to the Moon? This one of mine is called Turning the River.”
Saying that, Li Tie Zhu jumped in place and did a beautiful backflip.
The whole audience burst into a gasp of surprise, Li Tiezhu still really know something?
Cheng Dalong raised his hand and gave Li Tiezhu a slap on the back, “You almost kicked me, deceiving the master!”
The screen replayed, when Li Tiezhu backflip, Cheng DaLong was passing by, subconsciously is a half down waist dodge, avoid Li Tiezhu’s pair of stinking feet.
Leng Ba said, “Big brother’s sword is not old! You just reacted really fast, and your lower back is awesome.”
Cheng Dalong said, “No no no, old!”
Then, Gao Wei learnt a set of Li Tiezhu’s moves, only, the backflip was changed to a back roll. He bullishly said that he wanted a set of spike moves, but it turned out to be his own pointing.
“Ha! Hah!”
Yang Mi from the same crew had a look of contempt plus helplessness.
Leng Ba sat cross-legged on the floor and bounced cutely, “Hmm???”
Shen Mouteng: “Are you second-guessing yourself?”
Cheng Da Long sat on the tatami mats and giggled, saying to Li Tie Zhu who was sitting next to him, “Hehehehehehehe …… There are even more stupid ones than you.”
Li Tiezhu: “How can he compare to me?”
Next up is Kung Fu Team’s Yoga Queen, Mia, who strikes with a front flip, her shoes falling off in the process, and flying straight at Cheng Da Long.
Li Tiezhu let out a strange cry, “Master, I’ll protect you!”
Sure enough, Li Tiezhu leapt up and caught the flying concealed weapon, then dropped down and sat on Cheng Da Long’s waist with his bum.
Cheng Da Long: “My waist ……”
Zeng Weizhi said, “Hey! Good hands, good catch!”
Jackie Chan: “……”
Mia continues, and when she finally adds her own moves, Shen Tao says, “There’s only one Cold Barb left, so if you come up with one that she can’t learn at all, you guys win.”
Mia jumps at the chance, “Really?”
Li Tiezhu thought to himself, “My cat will have moves that she can’t learn?
Leng Ba was modest, pretending to be afraid to lie directly on his side on the tatami mat to perform despair.
Cheng Dalong climbed over to give advice: “You either back bridge or front bridge.”
Mia nodded happily.
Jackie Dallon cheerfully said, “This is going to be a tough one.”
Li Tiezhu: “Master, you’re lonely, aren’t you? Teacher Leng Ba was a dance student.”
Cheng Dalong naively said, “She won’t this should.”
Leng Ba cooperated and put on a blank expression.
The room gasped as Mia lifted her right leg from behind, grabbed it with both hands and raised it high above her head, then also folded it forward.
Leng Ba performs the scared expression and creates the effect of the show pretty well.
Jackie Chan slaps his legs and laughs.
Li Tiezhu: “You’re laughing a bit early, aren’t you? She can do this though ……”
Cheng Da Long was still a bit sceptical.
When Leng Ba was pushed up and stood limply, she sighed, “Hm ……”
Unconsciously glanced at Li Tiezhu, this action is not that she does not know how to do it, after all, her dancing skills are good. Originally she had a waist injury, plus Li Tiezhu tossed a few times, and did not feel good.
Li Tiezhu was inevitably a little embarrassed.
When it came to the octopus race session, Leng Ba was directly a horizontal fork, watching the crowd applaud.
Li Tiezhu is even more embarrassed, hey hey, this trick I know …… very wonderful very wonderful.
Leng Ba while doing the action, while the expression is slightly disgusted: “Why do you want to do such a thing?”
Guan Shuangshuang: “Why do something like this, it is too boring and simple.”
Li Tiezhu knew that what Leng Ba was trying to say was, this is also too waist-consuming, right?
It’s time for the last move, Leng Ba lifts her leg with a slight strain, her waist can’t exert too much power, but it’s a little easier after her hand grabs her foot, pulls it upwards and finishes.
Li Tiezhu looked frowned, she must be very painful, right?
This round is counted as a draw between the two sides.
Leng Ba, who had been peeking at someone the whole time who didn’t understand the rules, suddenly popped out adorably, “Is it true that I still have to do a move for big brother to do?”
Shen Mouteng: “You still want to abuse big brother?”
Shen Tao: “I think it’s okay, you do a move for big brother to learn.”
Leng Ba squatted and jumped up, his hands gestured with rabbit ears, cute to the point of explosion. Cheng Dalong was pushed out by Li Tiezhu and shamefully followed and learnt.
Shen Tao said that this is too simple, come to a difficult one.
Leng Ba then did a down and up, then looked at Dragon, with his afterglow on the black-faced waif next to his big brother.
Li Tiezhu’s old face reddened, I’ve seen this trick before.
Brother Long, old and strong, went up and did a bend over with both hands pointing to the ground, once again playing tricks.
In the third round, the finger sword, each side sends a person in the fingertip dipped in paint, attack each other to see who first hit the other face.
This round of Dragon miserable face, he chased each other all the way to the yellow dream little girl smiled extraordinarily dejected, who knew that the other party fled in a mess when suddenly turned over is a slap, snapped in the face of the Dragon, Dragon …… defeated.
Cheng Dalong himself laughed madly, kneeling down.
Li Tiezhu leaped up: “Master, the disciple learnt, you educate me to let the girl is it?”
Cheng Dalong lifted his head, “Hahaha …… no, master is just simply beaten up.”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh! Farewell.”
Saying that, Li Tiezhu turned around and crawled away.
Cheng Dalong: “Hey? You pulled me up? Just run away?”
Huang Meng ran over with a scream, “Big brother! Big brother! I’m sorry!”
The crowd laughed and cheered, they have seen bulls before, they have never seen such bulls, slapping Brother Lung in public on the show?
Leng Ba laughed extraordinarily exaggeratedly, covering her mouth, her eyes all smiled into a slit: “Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ……”
In addition to laughing at Dragon being hit, she even laughed at Li Tiezhu will steal the show, grabbed after running even “master” are not help a bit, so real?
Shen Mou Teng also laughed and patted Jia Lin’s thigh: “Li Tiezhu is too amusing, specifically to go over to taunt.”
Jia Lin laughed and pushed Shen Mouteng: “Pain!”
The last round is Li Tiezhu versus Lengba, obviously that side was deliberately arranged by Yang Mi, when Lengba came out Yang Mi also kicked a false kick in the back.
This round is meaningless, the Kung Fu team has already won.
Li Tiezhu wanted Leng Ba, who knew that Leng Ba came on and said, “Don’t be merciful! You have to be serious.”
Li Tie Zhu said, “Huh? The paint is black and it doesn’t look good on your face.”
Leng Ba gave a blank look, black doesn’t look good? White looks good?
Over there, Cheng Dalong didn’t mind: “Leng Ba, slap him, hit him hard, think of Huang Meng hitting me, don’t be polite.”
Zeng Weizhi: “Isn’t Tie Zhu your disciple?”
Cheng Dalong: “A disciple should learn from his master, see how considerate I was to the girls that time?”
Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba stood face to face.
Leng Ba said, “We won’t run, let’s close our eyes together first, I’ll count to ten and start.”
Li Tiezhu nodded, “Good.”
Leng Ba: “Close your eyes, one, two ……”
Then the crowd burst into laughter once again.
Li Tiezhu’s eyes stared like copper bells, and Leng Ba’s eyes, who said that her eyes were closed, also opened watery.
Li Tiezhu smiled smugly: “Want to pit me, I’ll know as soon as your arse buckles …… er ……”
Snap.
That’s right, Leng Ba was so scared that he hurriedly slapped his face and called over, what are you talking nonsense?
Li Tiezhu all froze.
Leng Ba also a little regret, hit the pain, right?
The others laughed and fell over, Shen Mouteng knelt down and patted the floor, and Guan Shuangshuang over there was paralysed and rolled over in his chair.
Cheng Dalong ran up, “Good disciple, learnt the essence of master, you must be tolerant to pretty girls.” Said, he grabbed Leng Ba’s hand, again towards the “love disciple” face, a loud bang.
Bang!
Cheng Da Long did not expect so heavy, ran away after huffing, the old codger laughed extraordinarily arrogantly.
Leng Ba is a little messy: “Sorry Lord …… Pillar!”
Li Tiezhu came back to his senses and helplessly looked at Long: “Master! I’m just simply being beaten up here too, and it’s twice. To be reasonable, the first time people are quite gentle, your second time, my eyes are all stars.”
After the final round of taping, the Kung Fu team collected their awards and there was one last performance session left.
Team Immortal Love presents Mimi Yang performing the theme song “Three Lives” from “Three Lives”.
On the Kung Fu team’s side, everyone pushed Lung to sing the theme song of Yoga Kung Fu, Cheng Da Lung waved his hand, “I’m so old, I’d better let my disciple do it for me. Li Tiezhu you go?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah? I’m not even prepared here, and I don’t know your theme song.”
Cheng Dalong said, “Sing whatever you want, we won anyway.”
Li Tiezhu had to nod his head.
After Yang Mi sang, Li Tiezhu named Leng Ba to come up and sing the chorus of “Cool”, after all, today is the programme to beat these two films, singing other songs seems inappropriate.
Leng Ba is a little bit unable to let go, obviously have a little bit of weakness, not play well.
The good thing is that Li Tiezhu stable, gradually Lengba also into the state.
Cheng Dalong curiously asked Zhang Liguo: “They two chorus? It’s quite a good match.”
Zhang Liguo laughed: “You don’t know your disciple too well, this song is the ending song he wrote for ‘Three Lives, Three Worlds’, and Leng Ba sang it with another male singer. So, technically speaking, he is considered a member of the Three Lives cast.”
Cheng Dalong nodded repeatedly, “That’s good. They poached Zeng Weizhi, and we pulled over a Li Tiezhu, that’s a profit.”
Zhang Liguo saw that Cheng Dalong really seemed to like Li Tiezhu, so he said, “Although Tiezhu is a newcomer, his album is now the number one seller, he is also on a variety show that is also on a fire, and he is also very gifted in comedy, he cameoed in a film that Shen Mouteng also starred in, and it is also on the Spring Festival schedule. And, like you, he is passionate about public welfare, and has donated a lot of money within a few months of his debut.”
Cheng DaLong gave an oh-so-smile and smiled as he listened to the song.
Shen Mou Teng suddenly came over and said, “Big brother, you don’t really want to take on an apprentice, do you?”
Cheng Da Lung laughed, “In our Hong Kong, you can’t talk nonsense about things like taking on a disciple, you have to worship your grandmaster.”
Shen Mou Teng was originally joking, but now he was shocked, “Really?”
Cheng Dalong shook his head without elaborating.
After the song, Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba got off the stage.
Cheng Da Long inexplicably came up, pinched Li Tie Zhu’s arm and patted his back, smiling strangely.
Li Tiezhu: “What for?”
Shen Mou Teng seemed to be aware: “Buy livestock do not still have to check check check? Not to mention ……”
Li Tiezhu: “I livestock? Brother Teng you modest.”
Shen Mou Teng cried and laughed.
According to the programme group’s planning, after the performance, enter the review session, both sides each sent two people to review, anyway, just to brag about each other and then kill the show.
On the side of the Immortal Love team, Hua Tianyu first took the microphone:
“Sister Mimi sang well! This song can be difficult, within the non-professional singers, you’re already very good.”
Yang Mi smiled and rolled her eyes covertly. The heart said, you might as well be like Li Tiezhu and say straight out that I’m not singing well, this compliments people who don’t want to hear it.
Hua Tianyu added, “Tiezhu and I are the champions of the same programme, so I’ll speak a bit more straight. Maybe it’s a common problem with variety shows, the more you get to the back the level drops. To be honest, it was unexpected for you to win the championship, and even, for the song you wrote, I had no expectations at all. You should still systematically learn about music and accumulate more, music needs to have an attitude.”
Li Tiezhu’s blackened card kicked in, and he picked up the microphone and said, “I’m really sorry for letting you down! Senior, what is the attitude of music?”
Hua Tianyu said, “These songs you are writing now, many people like them, but in my opinion they are still far from being qualified, the most important point, you have not formed your own style, nor do you have your own attitude. As a musician, we don’t need to be attached to the public’s aesthetics, we need to use our own works to change the public’s generally lagging aesthetics. We need to lead, not pander.”
Li Tiezhu scratched his head, “There’s no contradiction! You are the one who makes music, I am the one who writes songs, it’s fine for you to lead our aesthetics. However, people can’t stop listening to songs when their aesthetics haven’t reached your expectations, right? I’ll just write a few mouth-watering songs, so that people can have fun and progress slowly. Besides, I make music to make money, and I don’t have any dreams.”
Hua Tianyu looked contemptuous: “If you do music to make money, then I think you might as well not write songs ……”
Li Tiezhu: “How can I make money if I don’t write songs? However, senior brother is right, I will reflect on this.”
You f*cking negate all the human viewpoints, but also reflect on the egg ah?
Hua Tianyu concluded, “Before you become a superstar, I hope you can listen to some opinions, and be loyal to your ears. Of course, it’s your freedom to listen or not, I’m doing it for your own good.”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah! That makes sense. When I become a superstar like you, Brother Hua, I will not listen to advice again.”
Hua Tianyu was furious, Brother Long is still here, you’re the superstar, your whole family is a superstar! He threw down the microphone and sat down to sulk, like a pissed off brat.
Yang Mi stood up: ”I’m also a commoner! I think Tie Zhu and Leng Ba sang better than me, I still support the future superstar Li Tie Zhu.”
Guan Shuangshuang was silent and didn’t need any help.
Hua Tianyu is so stupid, can’t he see it by now? Li Tiezhu has a good relationship with the left and right, the bigwigs on both sides of the crew are on good terms with him, why do you need to humiliate yourself at this juncture God?
It’s Shen Mouteng’s turn, he snorted, “I don’t know music, I just think Li Tiezhu sings well, it’s all because the other two are too beautiful, I didn’t even care to listen to the song.”
This is high emotional intelligence.
Zhang Liguo was about to continue speaking to end the recording of this programme when Cheng Dalong snatched the microphone away.
Cheng Da Long said, ”I don’t know anything about music either, so I won’t comment on it. Mainly, it’s a bit unfair to critique your own disciple. I do like this kid Hua Tianyu, what he said makes sense, before becoming a superstar, one has to be able to listen to opinions. After becoming a superstar one has to be open-minded to learn as well, or else one will be like me, and the films will become more and more unseen.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Okay, I’ll make a note of it. But I still think that it’s not a shame for literary works to be enjoyed by the general public.”
Cheng Dalong said, “That’s not necessarily true, my film is liked by many people around the globe, and it’s still rated as sh*t by some critics yet, and can’t get any awards. But there’s no shame in making money, and you’re still making money for a good cause, which is great.”
Hua Tianyu suddenly blushed, his heart was even more stifled anger, on what grounds? On what grounds did Li Tiezhu forcefully touch Cheng Dalong, and he still helped him speak?