“Rhubarb! Come and eat the bones.”
Liu Xiaohua shouted and a big yellow dog ran out from the next yard, sticking out its tongue with a happy face, suddenly braking when it saw Song Zhu’er, its expression even a bit aggrieved, rolling its eyes and sneaking a look at Song Zhu’er.
Isn’t this the one that Li Tiezhu got off and kicked?
Rural dogs have spirituality, rhubarb, although not Li Tiezhu’s family dog, but and Li Tiezhu is very close, so today is very enthusiastic to meet Li Tiezhu, I did not expect to be kicked by him, as if because of this woman.
Therefore, the big yellow does not like her.
Liu Xiaohua shouted two more times, and Big Yellow was still hesitant.
Song Zhu’er shouted, “Big Yellow, Big Yellow.”
Big Yellow bared its teeth, “Ow ……”
Li Tiezhu came from behind, “Hot Paw, just now when I carried you off the bus, I was afraid that you would be scared to kick it away. It should be angry with you.”
Song Zhu’er: “Why is it angry with me if you kicked it?”
Li Tiezhu didn’t explain and shouted, “Da Huang come here, this is my daughter-in-law.”
Song Zhu’er was slightly stunned, what did he say? Hey hey hey ……
The rhubarb really came over, and did not eat the meat bones, first rushed Li Tiezhu spread joy, and then tried to sniff Songzhu’er, then wagged his tail towards Songzhu’er, and finally walked away with the meat bones in his mouth.
Li Tiezhu: “It remembers your flavour, it won’t bite you in the future.”
Song Zhu’er was shocked, “Is it so powerful?”
Li Tiezhu then told Songzhu’er science rhubarb’s ability, eight years old dog, not only can go down to the water to chase ducks, but also can go up to the mountain with people to whisk hares.
At home, when the second uncle saw Song Zhu’er go out, he squeezed to the third brother who sawed wood by the livestock shed, and said with palpitations, “That girl is too beautiful, so scared that I can’t even speak, does she really fancy my family’s pillar?”
Li Fuqiang said: “I’m still in a cold sweat! How can I know about their affairs? However, she looks like a good girl, looks quiet.”
Second Uncle: “She’s definitely quiet! I’ve never seen such a good girl before.”
Third Uncle: “This hot paw, I think it is a fairy daughter, at home should also be a delicate lady.”
The second uncle giggled: “Surely it is a young lady! Uncertainty will be like our rural girls like climbing trees and pulling out bird’s nests?”
Outside the courtyard, Liu Xiaohua let out a cheer: “Sister-in-law is mighty!”
Song Zhu’er’s exaggerated laughter came from the sky.
The second and third uncles raised their eyes and looked, only to see that fairy daughter sitting across the three-metre-high plum tree laughing in triumph. They both stayed for about half a minute, looked down, looked at each other, and became even more perplexed.
Aunt Liu walked through the courtyard with bacon in her hands and was startled: “Liu Xiaohua! I’ll beat you to death, did you let your sister climb the tree? Get back here! Tie Zhu, quickly get her down, be careful not to fall.”
Li Fugui heard the sound and rushed out, online to see, his own daughter-in-law is as agile as an ape.
Li Fugui and Li Fuqiang were embarrassed to a match, which family’s daughter-in-law climbed a tree on her first day at home? This is also too embarrassing, do not look at the big brother, lest he be embarrassed. The two men warily lowered their heads and pretended to be busy with things.
Li Fugui said, “Hot paw, don’t move, I’ll go and bring the lantern, you hang it higher.”
Said Li Lao Han took out ten or so small red lanterns, took a bamboo pole and handed them up, Song Zhu’er hung the small red lanterns all over the plum tree before slowly climbing down, full of accomplishment.
Li Fugui admired the red lanterns hanging high, came to the side of the two brothers, said: ”Bamboo child is still fierce, right? Climbing so high. Originally I was worried that she was too skinny to give birth, now it looks like the worry is redundant, with this body, tsk tsk ……”
Second Uncle: “Big brother is right.”
Third Uncle: “The fact that a big star still climbs trees to play shows that she has no heart and is a good girl child.”
Liu Xiaohua was shouted back, but also did not get beaten, Li Laohan dead protect Liu Xiaohua, he can spoil this girl child, Aunt Liu can not help.
Outside the courtyard, Song Zhu’er patted the ash on the inside of her trousers, “Tiezhu, am I good?”
Li Tiezhu was puzzled: “Awesome! You often fall in the mushroom house, how can you still climb trees?”
Song Zhu’er: “Hey! I’m the best at grabbing lifesavers because I fall a lot, climbing trees is different, just hug the trunk and arch upwards. Would you think a girl who climbs trees is indecent?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, after all, climbing trees is so much fun.”
Song Zhu’er bared her teeth, “Wait for me to climb you later! Hey hey hey ……”
Li Tiezhu shone a slap on the back of her head, “Be civilised!”
Afterwards, Li Tiezhu took out the treasures he bought at the kiosk and distributed a box to the twins, himself and Song Zhu’er took a box and went out to get high, Liu Xiaohua was very miserable and was forced to help cook by Aunt Liu.
The village people are warmly discussing the pillar’s beautiful little daughter-in-law, each one of them is praising and envious, as if Li Tiezhu has plucked the stars from the sky. However, soon the wind began to change.
“People are actresses, big stars, do you think they are vulgar and old-fashioned like us? People’s toilets are all encrusted with gold ……”
“It’s not right Oh, I just saw that big star climbing a tree, laughing like a maniac.”
“The third master said that the pillar and his mother-in-law are playing rubbing guns in the back, all good big people ……”
“What I saw, that hot claw also took the rub cannon to explode the cow dung, and scared the cows of Zhou Damiang to the point of shrieking.”
“That star seems to have a bad brain, dog his mother-in-law saw her kissing the pillar on the main road, kissing the squeaky le ……”
In the end, everyone found that they were cheated, this beautiful big star is actually a simpleton, the same simpleton as Li Tiezhu. In this way, some people sigh, some people but balanced a little bit.
Rural people simple and simple, but also have a simple but strong gossip heart, so, about the old Li family pillar of the star mother-in-law of the thing a pass ten ten pass a hundred, passed on the pass on the change, such as this:
“That Songzhu’er is like a monkey, she wants to climb when she sees a tree.”
“Li Tiezhu’s mother-in-law shoved a rubbing gun up a cow’s arse and blew up a big buffalo for half a month.”
“Spicy claws and Li Tiezhu are shamelessly touching and screwing on the main road.”
At six o’clock, the old Li family’s family banquet officially began.
The large round table was crowded by twelve people, Li Fugui went up to the table and sat on the top seat, then silently picked up the fifteen kilograms of large wine pot and began to pour wine into the bowl, a total of five large bowls.
It’s not that you can’t afford to buy a cup, it’s just that the Li brothers plainly believe that the small wine cups are too lazy to add wine to drink, and a large sea bowl with a whole small half a catty to drink is almost done.
Li rich counted: “big brother, wine poured more than a bowl, you, me, third brother and column, a total of four bowls will be enough.”
Li Fuqiang quietly kicked his second brother and handed the wine to his new sister-in-law, “Sister-in-law, you drink well.”
Aunt Liu let the bowl of wine to her side: “I can’t drink it, I can’t drink it.”
Li Fuqiang was just about to say something when he froze in fear.
Song Zhu’er held the bowl in one hand, stood up and said, “Uncle, Second Uncle, Third Uncle, the feelings are deep and boring, I’ll drink, you guys feel free!”
Li Fugui was afraid that something would happen if he drank, and said, “The family doesn’t need to be like this, drink slowly, drink slowly!”
Song Zhu’er let out a cry, “I’ll drink half of it then.”
Gudu Gudu, half a bowl of rural sorghum wine down, Song Zhu’er a wipe of the mouth, and picked up the bowl twisted to the side of Li Tiezhu: “What also do not say, today happy …….”
Li Tiezhu handed a tissue: “Drink less.”
Song Zhu’er drank half of half again, only one or two wine left in the bowl.
Li Fugui picked up the wine pot, thinking, the handle of the wine pot is still warm, I just f*cking put it down not half a minute ago. He thought about pouring less wine for Song Zhu’er, the first time he came to the house, he was poured over, it would not be good to tell the world, and he would think that the old Li family relied on this kind of tactic to cheat their daughter-in-law.
Song Zhu’er grabbed the wine pot: “How can I let uncle pour wine? I’ll do it myself.”
Another big bowl.
The oldest three, Li Fuqiang’s eyes rounded and he looked at his elder brother, Li Fugui, who shook his head slightly, signalling us to give her a break.
Song Zhu’er picked up her chopsticks and ate the food, the dinner was cooked by Li Fugui himself, it was sumptuous, needless to say, it was also quite delicious. Song Zhu’er ate heartily and didn’t stop even when she was sweating from the spice.
The four men of Old Li’s family had a great time drinking, and no one paid any attention to Song Zhu’er.
This makes her quite a bit touched, my Tiezhu family of men are really real men, never bully women at the table, just for this, I have to toast you a bowl!
“Second Uncle! I see you are honest people, I feel friendly when I see you! Honest people are lucky. Look at your twins fighting over chicken legs, how festive! Come on! Half a bowl each!”
“Third Uncle! If you’re Tiezhu’s real third uncle, you’re my third uncle! I don’t need to say anything, just because you’re the only man with two eyelids in the old Li family, come on, let’s drink half a bowl!”
“What’s wrong with your eyes, Tie Zhu? Always blinking? Come …… dry half a bowl.”
“Uncle ah, the massage chair I gave you last time is still okay Boo? Right? That’s good, come on, come on, dry half a bowl.”
Ten to ten minutes time, Song Zhuer directly dry more than a catty of sorghum wine, the whole person …… glowing.
Li Tiezhu are confused, this girl usually drink half a catty on the dizzy, what happened today?
“Hot claw, are you okay?”
Song Zhu’er: “A little dizzy, but I can hold up, don’t worry, sis won’t disgrace you!”
Li Tiezhu a little afraid: “You damn usually just drink half a catty of people ……”
Song Zhu’er shook her head seriously, “That’s the medicine I usually take, not my full form! In order to earn face for you today, I haven’t taken any medicine for three days, humph!”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t turn the corner, drink my old man over to earn me face?
You’re a girl, your style is so rough, what do the elders think?
Second Uncle: “Hot Paw! You’re fine the way you are. A daughter-in-law in the Li family can’t be girlish. Let’s go!”
Song Zhu’er: “Hey hey hey …… go one!”
Third Uncle: “Such a bold big star, it’s the first time I’ve seen it! Have gusto, go one!”
Song Zhu’er: “In the next bandit number iron head wa total wa, come!”
Li Fugui holding the wine bowl, his hands shaking: “Tiezhu can meet such a good female child as you, I, as an old man, happy! I dry, you feel free ……”
Song Zhu’er: “Ton ton ton ton ……”
Li Tiezhu to persuade, was Li Fugui a slap on the head: “Learn well with others, drinking should be straight, can not be pulled to swing with! Hiccup~”
Song Zhu’er: “Second uncle …… hey? Where’s the second uncle?”
Aunt Liu and Auntie 2 lifted Uncle 2 up from under the table, already unconscious.
Then look at the third uncle, has fallen asleep on the table.
Li Fugui’s expression was furious: “Two indisputable things …… vomit ……”
Song Zhu’er scratched his head, “Tie Zhu, what happened to them?”
Li Tiezhu snatched her wine bowl away, “Don’t f*cking drink! I’ll get them to sleep, you eat properly.”
Li Tiezhu moved the three brothers into the bedroom three times, threw a bed, and then came out to eat.
At the dinner table, the second aunt and the third aunt looked at Song Zhu’er’s eyes are extraordinarily fearful, even the twins did not dare to grab the chicken brains, lowered their heads and silently grubbed rice.
Over there, Liu Xiaohua secretly gave a thumbs up towards Song Zhu’er.
Song Zhu Er: “Hey hey …… burp! Tiezhu let’s go one?”
Li Tiezhu glared at her, and Song Zhu’er lowered her head and quietly drank soup.
A dinner party, eaten in pieces.