This night Tie Tou Wa has a great record, the Li family’s oldest three were drunk to pass out, the oldest two were dunked pike table, the oldest directly hit the rabbit (drink vomit), the Li family’s two aunts on the Song Zhu’er is even more reverence, the twins do not dare to fling the snot.
After cleaning up the dishes and kitchen, the second and third aunts tied aprons to look at the sofa and Li Tiezhu legs and boxing Song Zhu’er, slightly timid look, three children hiding behind them do not dare to show their heads, as if they all felt a huge change – the family overturned.
Once upon a time pressed on their heads of the three mountains, has been overthrown, the new master seems to be experiencing the final competition.
On the sofa, Li Tiezhu rowing boxing lose more than win on, and drank a small half bowl, nibbled a few marinated chicken feet, throat hot and spicy.
In the end, Li Tiezhu succeeded in the throne?
Or is Song Zhu’er taking over the nest?
Aunt Liu and Liu Xiaohua are watching TV, occasionally talking to the second and third aunts, but they are so focused on spying on the battlefield that they don’t pick up the conversation at all.
Song Zhu’er laughed out loud: “Haha! Tie Zhu, you can’t drink with me, and you can’t row with me! Drink!”
Li Tiezhu lost again, picked up the wine bowl and looked at it, it seemed a bit much!
Song Zhu’er: “Drink quickly! Don’t let me look down on you!”
Shit!
Li Tiezhu put down the wine bowl, a pull over Song Zhu’er pressed on the lap lying down, snapped is a few slaps, and then dragged up: “Still drink or not drink?”
Song Zhu’er’s face reddened: “Do not drink, I was wrong ……”
The three aunts looked at the TV without looking away, the children also do not look askance, only Liu Xiaohua from the mother cackle nest under the outstretched a thumbs up, and then turned downwards a hundred and eighty degrees, I do not know whether it is to Li Tiezhu or to the Songzhuer.
Li Tiezhu regained the upper hand and said, “What exactly is that medicine of yours? It also inhibits the amount of alcohol?”
Song Zhu’er: “No, it’s a medicine to help sleep. So, usually when I drink a little bit, I can’t help but want to sleep, and I’m not drunk.”
“Just how much can you drink?”
“A little over a catty, right?”
“Then you should have been drunk a long time ago today.”
“Already drunk.”
“Can’t tell.”
“I’m not normal when I’m sober anyway, so I can’t really tell if I’m drunk or not.”
“Also ……”
A family of people who still “survived”, watched a while not good TV, Li Tiezhu staggering, including Liu Xiaohua, including the four children sealed a big red packet, everyone is ready to disperse.
The second and third aunts respectively to the old Li family’s new “talker” Li Tiezhu instructions, Li Tiezhu strong send-off.
In fact, it is not far away, two aunts and three aunts family are living a few dozen metres away from the second aunt’s home, Song Zhu’er this time behaved, holding Li Tiezhu to prevent him from making a fool of himself.
Then, the family will be assigned a room, originally Li Laohan and Aunt Liu a room, Liu Xiaohua and Songzhuer a room, Li Tiezhu live in a room.
Now, the three brothers directly occupied the main house, the remaining two bedrooms how to share? Auntie Liu did not dare to take the initiative, looked to Li Tiezhu, Li Tiezhu also puzzled, looked to Song Zhu’er, Song Zhu’er red face, no longer shameless can not arrange their own right?
Liu Xiaohua interjected, “I’ll go and burn the foot washing water, brother and sister-in-law finish washing early and go to the east room to rest.”
Song Zhu’er: “Thank you Little Flower.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Aunt Liu turned around and went to wipe the table, she had already wiped the table four or five times tonight.
She had wanted to arrange it this way, but was too embarrassed to say so. Anyway, Li Tiezhu and Songzhuer in the construction site has lived in a house of bunk beds, are a sleep on top of a sleep below, the specific who sleeps on top depends on the situation, they discuss their own do.
Rural beds are plank beds, underneath the thick and fluffy dry straw, above a layer of cotton wool and sheets, pillows are also embroidered linen loaded with some straw.
Song Zhu’er is very interested in the bed, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed to study everywhere.
Li Tiezhu is really drink two numb two numb, today has exceeded his amount of alcohol, all rely on hard support. He lay on the bed wrapped in the quilt yawning, and soon fell asleep in a daze, suddenly felt a small cold hand put somewhere on his body, immediately opened his eyes.
Li Tiezhu: “What are you doing?”
Song Zhu’er fluffy hair lying next to him, a bad smile: “Hey hey hey …… cool not?”
“Take your hand away!”
“No, my hands are cold, put it here to warm up.”
“Okay, don’t move it.”
Li Tiezhu had no choice but to acquiesce, still letting Song Zhu’er’s hand rest on his stomach to roast the fire.
Worrying that Song Zhu’er was afraid of the dark, Li Tiezhu did not turn off the light.
Song Zhu’er watched Li Tiezhu fall into a deep sleep, her eyes blinking, suddenly revealing a weird smile.
“Tie Zhu? Pillar? Little cutie?”
Song Zhu’er reached out and poked Li Tiezhu’s tanned face, and after realising that there was no response, she smiled even more wickedly.
As soon as the quilt was lifted, her little head shrank in.
An exclamation came from inside: “Wow …… big cute! Hey hey ……”
The next day, Li Tiezhu woke up a little late.
He looked beside him, Song Zhu’er had already woken up, and was propping her chin with one hand, staring at him with big watery eyes.
“Did you sleep well last night?”
“Ah! Very good.”
“Hey hey hey …… that’s fine, that’s fine.”
“What’s wrong? Aren’t you going to get high and go back to sleep?”
“Nah, the doctor said I’ve been in good spirits for the last six months, so I can quit the meds properly.”
“That’s pretty good, get up.”
“Want to sleep some more.”
Saying this, Song Zhu’er lay on Li Tiezhu’s chest and hugged him.
Li Tiezhu’s heart thumped, the soft Song Zhu’er, with warm body temperature, pressed on him, making him a little dizzy.
The two did not say anything to anyone, so they lay down for ten or so minutes, Song Zhu’er took the lead and got up.
The two dressed up, Song Zhuer even rare appearance of shyness, hiding Li Tiezhu’s eyes buckle inside the small clothes buttons, I do not know is nervous or how, a good half a day did not buckle on.
Although the countryside is cold, the night is wearing thermal underwear to sleep, but Song Zhu’er still habitually unbuttoned, or uncomfortable.
After Li Tiezhu put it on, he said, “I’ll help you.”
Said, the left hand reached in, a second time, click, good.
Song Zhu’er gave Li Tiezhu a weird look, “Bah!”
Li Tiezhu innocently: “What’s wrong?”
Song Zhu’er: “It looks like an old driver, humph! You two are shameless.”
Li Tiezhu speechless, I really do not, Lengba so obedient, where do I need to do it? What I say what she does …… I buckle so quickly, all luck, luck ……
Out of bed, Li Tiezhu found a few small paper balls on the side of the bed, wondering, “Hot paw, do you have a cold?”
Songzhuer left the bed, take a few new paper towels wrapped small paper clusters they, get up and run.
Li Tiezhu inexplicably chased out, only to see her run out of the yard to throw the paper balls into the dung pit next to the vegetable field, and then a smoke and ran back with her head buried.
“What for?”
“Hey hey hey, hey hey hey ……”
Song Zhu’er cheeks slightly hot, but radiant can not hide the colour of complacency, really did not be found by Tiezhu, Laozi is really a genius! Go back to mock Leng Ba to go, what do you mean Li Tiezhu King Kong is not bad with a hand can not handle? This is not fixed? As long as the kung fu deep iron column grinding out ……
Thinking like this, Song Zhu’er moved his arms, slightly sore and soft.
Hehehe!
I, young man, never talk about martial virtues!
On this day, soup dumplings were eaten for breakfast, but this one was something else, because it was not sweet, but meat-filled and very tasty. The exhausted Songzhu’er ate six in one sitting.
The three brothers of the Li family also got up, their heads were still groggy, but they were obviously more affectionate towards Song Zhu’er.
In the morning, Li Tiezhu took Song Zhu’er and Liu Xiaohua to catch fish in the pond, wearing waterproof trousers and holding a bamboo cover, covering a dozen or so small crucian carp, and at noon, Li Laohan gave Zhu’er her favourite spicy and sour crucian carp.
In the afternoon, Li Tiezhu took his younger siblings up the mountain to roast sausages and cook bamboo rice. The twins run wild all over the mountain and no one cares, Song Zhu’er walks three steps and falls as usual, Li Tiezhu takes care of the whole process, Liu Xiaohua is a little busier, taking care of the youngest sister Cola, while still having to live to grill meat.
At night at the dinner table, Li Fugui changed into the wine brought by the oldest three, a total of two bottles, the beautiful name for a change of taste, in fact, the goat is a match.
Song Zhu’er was educated by Li Tiezhu, but also did not drink another big wine, symbolically sip a few mouthfuls, after all, she was drinking a good red wine, this kind of wine is really difficult to swallow.
At night, Li Tiezhu is still in the same room with Song Zhu’er.
In the view of Li Fugui and Aunt Liu’s simple thoughts, after all, they both slept together last night, surely early that, today and then separate people, inappropriate, young people’s body is good.
In the middle of the night, Song Zhu’er repeated the same trick to engage in a sneak attack, was Li Tiezhu caught in the right place, people and stolen.
Li Tiezhu speechless: “How even you also sneak attack?”
Song Zhu’er: “Also? Leng Ba also? I thought it was you who couldn’t control Tiezhu’s overbearingness ……”
Li Tiezhu pressed Song Zhu’er is a few slaps.
Song Zhu’er beamed and stifled her laughter, “Hmph! Look at you are about to blow up.”
Li Tiezhu hurriedly lifted his trousers, crying and laughing.
“We can’t be like this.”
“I like you.”
“I like you too, but ……”
“No buts.”
“Well then, you’re my girlfriend from now on.”
“Is that so hasty?”
“Anon.”
“Then …… come on!”
“Come what come?”
“I’m all laid up! Not afraid of you!”
Song Zhu Er looks like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water, looking extra …… arrogant.
Li Tiezhu then pressed the past, and his heart was in the wrong place.
Not long ago, Song Zhu’er was in pain, laughing and gasping for breath, “Don …… t, ahahahahaha …… don t tickle me …… hey! Heh heh heh ……”
Li Tiezhu kung fu is very good, tickling for a while, suddenly the stance changed, changed to sunflower pointing hand.
Song Zhu’er was immediately confused, her brain was about to explode!
The world is wonderful!
The doors of the new universe opened up towards her, the stars were bright and vast, and every grain of dust was so vivid and marvellous.
Soon the rookie Matsutakeer surrendered.
Li Tiezhu gave her a new pair of small underwear from the box, and then hugged her to pacify her.
Song Zhu’er hugged Li Tiezhu to death and gently bit on his shoulder. She was so ashamed that she couldn’t raise her head, the situation she had just been in was too humiliating.