The Rockstar Chapter 241 - Bookmush

The Rockstar Chapter 241

After being mocked, Xu Shanqiang says that he’s suffered internal injuries and needs to rest, so he hides in the pergola and teases the dog, but instead Leng Ba pops out and tries to help.

He Ling spits out that Xu Shanqian is a thankful version of Chen Chizhi, which means I don’t do anything anyway.

Huang Sanshi suggests making a stove directly in the pergola, and when it rains, he will cover the tuliao boards directly with plastic sheets, which seems to be a good way to be lazy.

Li Tiezhu also agreed, after all, building a stove can save more than building a shed.

Then began to move stones and bricks, Xu Shanqiang accidentally exposed the ability of Hercules, by the crowd a rainbow fart.

Xu Shanqian belongs to the discreet courageous type, insisted: “I have not practiced, no strength …… If I practice, I can be so black and fat?”

Li Tiezhu knife: “Men black no problem, but can not be fat. Fat also okay, can not be fat also do not work.”

Xu Shan contend: “What does it mean?”

Li Tiezhu: “You can’t let people think you are not working to be fat.”

Xu Shanqian: “Oh! That makes sense. Then Teacher Huang hitched a ride on the stove for us to do something else, what are some of the jobs?”

Huang Sanshi and He Ling snickered, Li Tiezhu just has a way.

Li Tiezhu said, “Chopping firewood! Planting rice seedlings! Pick honey! Catch eels!”

Xu Shan argued, “I choose to pick honey!”

He Ling: “I’ll accompany you.”

Then the two of them went off to pick honey, dressed extraordinarily rigorously, with their equipment and its superiority.

Huang Sanshi builds a stove and Li Tiezhu chops firewood.

Leng Ba said, “Why don’t we go plant rice seedlings?”

Li Tiezhu said, “Rice-planting is the afternoon’s work, so let’s build a stove and cook at noon. Bring them along to plant the rice seedlings in the afternoon!”

Wang Hui, who was helping Huang Sanshi build a stove, heard this and directly laughed at the fork in the air, “Hahahaha …… On the way here, Xu Shanqian said that you are going to target him today.”

Li Tiezhu said, “Boss, don’t you think I’m helping him? He has to thank me.”

In Heart and Soul, Li Tiezhu is Wang Hui’s little brother.

Huang Sanshi said, “This season Li Tiezhu is the Mushroom House boss, He Ling and I are part-timers, haha …… It’s so nice not to have to personally offend anyone.”

Li Tiezhu twisted his head to look at the programme, “Director, what if the two of them get stung by bees?”

Director: “Medicine is enough!”

Leng Ba: “Pfft …… heh heh heh ……”

Li Tiezhu: “You guys are unethical, do you know anything about work injury compensation? How about a package of twenty?”

Director: “Ten.”

Li Tiezhu: “Deal!”

Huang Sanshi: “If I had known, I would have cut a few holes in their protective clothing ……”

Not long after the two returned from picking honey, Xu Shanqiang was honourably stabbed with a bag, and Huang Sanshi was also stabbed with one when checking the honey, and haggled with the director’s team to harvest forty yuan.

Then, they were happy to go to apply soapy water to rub the wind oil to go, suddenly found that this is still a shortcut to wealth.

When the family Li Tiezhu received money to put in the pocket.

The small size of the earth stove is also set up, Huang San Shi with last night’s leftover loach and the morning Li Tiezhu bought eggs and noodles, plus the Monkey Gou rice thin, to do a fairly simple lunch, we pinch the nose to eat, a little rest, ready to do the afternoon’s work.

Xu Shanqian lamented: ”After this programme had Li Tiezhu resident, the most obvious change is that you guys actually started eating lunch! It used to be one rice thinning meal in the morning and a proper meal in the evening.”

Huang Sanshi looked at Li Tiezhu and winked, “Alright, assign the afternoon’s work, who’s going to catch the eels?”

Li Tiezhu understood: “Let’s vote by a show of hands, raise your hand if you agree that Teacher Xu Shanqiang should catch the eels!”

Said, he was the first to raise his hand, then Huang Sanshi, He Ling, and Leng Ba, Wang Hui was surprised for a while, also followed to raise his hand.

Xu Shanqiang stroked his beard, “Aren’t eels to be caught?”

Li Tiezhu: “It can also be caught.”

Xu Shanqian: “It will run ah.”

Huang Sanshi: “It won’t run if you hold on to it.”

Xu Shanqian: “I can insert rice.”

Li Tiezhu: “Don’t be like this, Teacher Shanqian if you like eels go and catch eels, don’t pick jobs you don’t like, there’s no initiative that way.”

Xu Shanqian: “I like inserting rice! I especially love proper labour!”

Li Tiezhu said, “Look! I told you that Teacher Shanqian loves labour.”

Huang Sanshi and He Ling laughed until they couldn’t, both remembering that in the morning, Li Tiezhu had said that he would make Xu Shanqian love rice planting.

Xu Shanqian: “What about my eel? Who’s going to get it?”

Li Tiezhu said: “Me! Side rice planting will pick eels, yesterday I picked a lot of, are released, yesterday only want to get loach.”

Xu Shan argued: “Ow! You plugging rice seedlings can catch eels, together just set me up?”

Li Tiezhu: “Right.”

 

Leng Ba also couldn’t hold back and snorted out a laugh, Li Tiezhu was really honest.

The pop up screen is also heartbroken Xu Shanqiang:

“Just stung by a bee, and now being set up by Li Tiezhu!”

“Teacher Shanqian is so cute!”

“Li Tiezhu is also too honest, isn’t he?”

“My heart aches for Xu Shanqian.”

“This season’s Mushroom House doesn’t feel too friendly.”

“I have a feeling that Xu Shanqian will be miserable this episode.”

Then, Li Tiezhu, He Ling, Leng Ba and Xu Shanqiang went to plant rice seedlings.

Huang Sanshi and Wang Hui were at home packing up honey.

Leng Ba was alone wearing waterproof trousers, and it was almost difficult to move when she went into the water, and just as everyone was laughing at her, she suddenly grabbed a crayfish: “There are crayfish in this field!”

Li Tiezhu took the crayfish and put it in the basket.

Caught a crayfish, Lengba extraordinarily excited ready to make another effort, and then knelt in the water field: “Er …… give you guys to pay a good morning greetings!”

After this, Lengba directly into the Songzhuer mode, walk three steps and fall, all covered in mud, a moment screaming a moment laughing a moment crying, like a psycho.

He Ling plugged the rice seedlings and spat out, “If I don’t look at the person, I thought that the iron head baby was here again ……”

Li Tiezhu: “It’s not the same, if the hot claw should be stuck in a corner waiting for rescue at this moment, the kind that can’t move a muscle.”

Since Li Tiezhu inserted most of it yesterday, the three people quickly finished inserting a paddy field, in addition to catching three crayfish and five eels.

Xu Shanqiang: “Hoo…… finally dried out.”

Li Tiezhu said to the programme team, “This field above, dry out! One hundred and fifty, how about it?”

Director: “One hundred and two!”

He Ling cheered loudly, “Good! Let’s do it!”

Xu Shanqiang: “What’s so good about it? Have you asked my opinion?”

Li Tiezhu asked, “So do you like picking honey or planting rice seedlings?”

“Er …… transplanting rice seedlings.”

“See, I told you that my Shanqian brother loves rice planting!”

So then, the three of them started the second rice planting of the paddy field, and Xu Shanqian was so tired that he couldn’t straighten his back.

Catching crayfish and eels everywhere Leng Ba caught nothing, but also exhausted himself, wiped off the sweat, painted his face full of mud, stood with a droll face and crossed his arms, a bit unconvinced.

Li Tiezhu looked over and was stunned, this woman is also too beautiful, right? The face coated with mud was too eye-catching.

Li Tiezhu licked his lips, “Sister Leng Ba, you have mud on your face.”

Leng Ba seemed to be aware of it and wiped her face again, there was more mud, “Is that so?”

Li Tiezhu hurriedly lowered his head and continued planting rice seedlings.

Leng Ba smiled cryptically.

The second paddy field is dry and it is only four o’clock.

Mainly thanks to Li Tiezhu’s rice planting efficiency is extremely high, basically he did two thirds of the work by himself, Xu Shanqiang always lazy to go and chat with Leng Ba, and then called back by Li Tiezhu.

After finishing the work, Li Tiezhu and the others returned to the mushroom house, handed over ten or so eels that were not big to Huang Sanshi to deal with, and then took the small basket to catch crayfish in the river, Leng Ba’s face was touched and chased after him.

River watched the two departing figures, suddenly sighed: “This pinch off ah! I just think that Lengba and Tiezhu also good match ah! If there is no Song Zhu’er then ……”

Xu Shanqiang: “Don’t mention that Song Zhu’er, my head is getting big!”

Huang Sanshi thought about it and didn’t say anything.

An hour later, Li Tiezhu returned with a basket full of crayfish and a three-catty grass carp.

He Ling exclaimed, “Wow! Tie Zhu you are also fantastic, right? Catching crayfish and getting back such a big fish? How did you do it?”

Huang Sanshi: “I have an ominous feeling.”

Li Tiezhu: “The crayfish was caught, the fish was bought, ten yuan a catty, it cost thirty-four.”

He Ling: “……”

Huang Sanshi: “What did I say? I just advanced fifty yuan, he not only advanced, but also spent the disability fee for me and Shan Qiang ……”

Xu Shanqian said: “What’s the point? Li Tiezhu! Ask yourself, Leng Ba brought you into the singing world, I brought you into the film industry, I’m also considered to be your bole, right? How come there is such a big difference in treatment?”

Leng Ba hid behind Li Tiezhu without showing any trace.

Li Tiezhu: “Ah?”

Xu Shanqiang, who was peeling bamboo shoots, angrily slammed the basket, “Ah what ah? How did you target me today, don’t you know in your heart?”

Leng Ba was shocked, not really angry, right?

He Ling also froze.

Li Tiezhu: “That what, bamboo basket twenty yuan a, broken according to the price of compensation.”

Xu Shanqian hurriedly picked it up and looked at it: “It’s not broken! You do not digress, give me a reasonable explanation.”

Li Tiezhu: “Because you …… head round.”

Xu Shanqian: “……”

The other few laughed, this is still an old story left by Song Zhu’er.

Then, Li Tiezhu received two hundred yuan with the director’s team, and returned another hundred, leaving one hundred and six yuan in his pocket, as well as …… who knows, three hundred yuan of reserve money.

Wang Hui is also an expert, silently killing eels on the side.

Huang Sanshi then asked Li Tiezhu: “Tonight it is Li Tiezhu and Teacher He who are cooking, so I will be idle!”

Li Tiezhu said, “I don’t know how to cook bamboo shoots in oil and eel shreds in oil, it’s better for you to do these two.”

Huang Sanshi: “But I guessed that the dog won.”

Li Tiezhu said to He Ling, “Well …… maybe we should make Mr Huang like cooking.”

He Ling nodded repeatedly.

Huang Sanshi wimped out for a second, “Forget it! For the sake of Big Head Xu, I’ll cook these two dishes!”

Then, He Ling handled the crayfish, Li Tiezhu killed the fish, Huang Sanshi started preparing the side dishes, Leng Ba was in charge of burning the fire, and the mushroom house dinner was underway.

Just then, two swallows suddenly flew in, landed under the eaves of the house and chattered and exchanged a few words and flew away, soon bringing in thin mud to prepare for nesting. Two staff members of the programme came out with bamboo poles and seemed to be trying to chase the swallows away.

Huang Sanshi interrupted, “What are you doing?”

The director said, “After the swallows build their nests, they will sh*t, affecting the aesthetics.”

Li Tiezhu answered, “What’s there to be afraid of? Just clean it more often. Besides, swallows basically arrive in March in the Jiangnan area, and the two of them are only coming here now to build their nests for one reason, the nests they built before were destroyed.”

Director: “Is that so?”

Li Tiezhu: “Of course it is, don’t you see that these two are on the small side? They should be new swallows in their first year of nesting, they don’t have much experience in the first place, so don’t toss them, anyway, there are quite a lot of animals in the mushroom house, two more of them is not much.”

He Ling: “Right, right, right, swallows coming to nest means the house owner is kind, it’s a recognition of us!”

Leng Ba’s eyes all lit up, women see things from a different perspective: “They’re so lovey-dovey.”

In the end, the two swallows successfully settled down in the mushroom house. The male swallows built their nests with mud, while the female swallows flew along or watched from the side, never helping out, and their chirping was quite endearing.

Li Tiezhu said, “Three months later, after the mushroom house is finished, their little babies will almost be able to fly, how nice.”

He Ling: “That’s because Song Zhu’er isn’t here, otherwise, she should be thinking about how to make it delicious.”

Li Tiezhu: “……”

The family scandal is spreading!

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