Two newly-wed swallows are building a nest with mud. Although the female swallows never help but only twitter, they are still loving and diligent.
In the yard, the people in the mushroom house are also working hard for dinner.
Wang Hui finished killing the eel, Li Tiezhu also finished filleting the fish, the two converged together to chat, in the film crew Wang Hui also like to tease Li Tiezhu to play, after all, it is rare to meet a silly child in the entertainment industry.
At this time, Wang Hui asked Li Tiezhu: “Do you know what the easiest way to eat eel is?”
Li Tiezhu returned in a second: “Remove the head and eat it instantly.”
Wang Hui: “Huh? Huh?”
“We ate like this when we were kids, haven’t you ever eaten it?”
“Forget it, I’m not going to bullsh*t you, I’m afraid I’ll have nightmares at night.”
Wang Hui gave the eel to Li Tiezhu and went to help He Ling deal with the crayfish, and muttered in his heart, can the crayfish be eaten instantly with the head removed?
Li Tiezhu cut the eel into sections, but also not water, directly handed to Huang Sanshi code flavour.
Li Tiezhu began to code fish, fish slices and fish bones separately, respectively, add salt and knead hard until the fish pulp sticky hands, and then under the egg white, starch, sugar and wine, so that the code out of the fish cooked for a long time is not old Q elastic tender smooth.
Huang Sanshi watched Li Tiezhu operate and laughed: “Tiezhu this hand is very professional ah! Also learnt from your old man?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ang!”
Huang Sanshi: “Your dad is awesome!”
Li Tiezhu peeled the bamboo shoots that Xu Shanqian hadn’t finished peeling, slapped them flat and cut them into segments, handed them over to Huang Sanshi to blanch them to remove the bitter flavour, and then started to cut the beef again.
He and Huang Sanshi worked together skilfully, making Teacher Huang feel doubly relaxed.
Huang San Shi held a large colander and said, “Viewers in front of the TV, friends who will be coming to the Mushroom House, today is the time for the Mushroom House’s old and new chefs to hand over. From today onwards, the kitchen will be handed over to Li Tiezhu, his cooking is absolutely professional and delicious! From now on, Teacher He and I will be responsible for ushering in and serving tea.”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s just for the sake of laziness, you say it so nicely.”
Huang San Shi: “You have no sense of variety.”
Li Tiezhu: “I always have a sense of variety, four ha Wang Zhengyu said, ah yes, is the supervisor of our programme.”
Huang Sanshi: “……”
Sure enough, he has a sense of variety, topping Huang Sanshi’s downward spiral, the audience can get high.
Huang San Shi muttered, “There are two more dishes, I’ll step aside! In the future, if there’s another dish you don’t know how to make, Tie Zhu, you can ask me to teach you, I’ll just teach you.”
Li Tiezhu flashed his mobile phone, “Racer APP, a mobile encyclopaedia. When I come across a dish I can’t cook, just go up and search directly!”
Huang Sanshi: “I’ll go! You’re giving me the whole implant at this moment? It’s just hard ……”
Burning Fire’s Coldba laughed directly at the master’s race high.
In the end, Huang San Shi child paper only made a stewed bamboo shoots, green onion popping eel silk is Xu Shanqian personally cook to do, a handful of good cooking skills with high brightness bald head, caused the crowd to applaud.
Then, as soon as Huang Sanshi’s apron was untied, he threw it to Li Tiezhu: “For this next season, I’m counting on you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t worry! Definitely let you put on twenty pounds.”
Huang San Shi: “What?”
Li Tiezhu: “Nothing.”
Huang Sanshi had to change the topic, said: “Look, we ushered in two small animals in the mushroom house, we give the two little swallows a name.”
He Ling: “Call Big Black and Little Black?”
Xu Shanqiang: “We might as well call them Little Flower Little Clothes, little swallows wear flowery clothes!”
Wang Hui: “You …… are a disgrace.”
He Ling: “Why don’t you take one from Mr Huang.”
Huang Sanshi shook his head straight: “I don’t dare to make a mistake! It’s better to let the owner of the mushroom house take it, Tie Zhu!”
Li Tiezhu burned vegetable oil in the pot and carried a spoon in contemplation, “Let’s see …… have to take two elegant and poetic good names, the mushroom house is a programme with connotation ……”
The crowd looked forward to it.
Finally, Li Tiezhu said, “Let’s call the dog and the tigress!”
The crowd laughed, and Leng Ba laughed out tears and kicked Li Tiezhu.
Xu Shanqiang didn’t laugh and applauded with a numb face, “Elegant! It is really high! Two or three storeys high!”
He Ling wiped her tears, pointing to the eaves of the house busy nesting male swallows, “Look, the dog is busy as what, tigress is standing on the beams of the house chirping and commanding, flying together to grips mud, and only the dog grips, the tigress never labour, haha ……”
Huang Sanshi: “If you ask me, Tigress might as well be called Chi-Chi or Big Head.”
Stabbing sound, yellow beef into the pot, the flame high up, Li Tiezhu hands and feet fast, less than a minute, a plate of small fried yellow beef out of the pot.
Next is boiled fish and spicy crayfish, these two dishes trouble is not to buy seasoning, can only fry their own material, but for the hot pot material can be fried Li Tiezhu, also not a big problem, half an hour after the aroma of boiled fish and red hot spicy spicy crayfish on the table.
Even, Li Tiezhu also spent twenty dollars to buy a bottle of beer boiled crayfish, the balance is only eighty-six.
At that time, Huang Sanshi spat, “Tsk tsk …… really shed ah!”
Xu Shanqiang sour: “The treatment is different!”
Li Tiezhu: “This crayfish, don’t you guys eat it?”
Huang Sanshi immediately said: “Compliment your cooking atmosphere is not petty! Eat, of course eat, good beer!”
Xu Shan argued: “Of course the treatment is different, spicy crayfish can be treated the same as a stewed bamboo shoots? Well done Tie Zhu!”
He stood up to applaud, but his feet slipped and he sat directly into the bamboo basket, which was cracked by his huge buttocks, and only with the help of several people was the poor basket rescued from the big buttocks.
Leng Ba covered his mouth and laughed madly: “Box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box ……”
Starting from the discovery of the dog and tigress, the cooking footage lasted for twenty minutes, and the viewers had fully witnessed the process of forming the various dishes, and couldn’t help but pop up to comment on them:
“This meal is also too sumptuous, right?”
“Except for the fish and beef that were bought, everything else cost nothing, awesome!”
“I want to eat the boiled fish made by Li Tiezhu ……”
“To be reasonable, Huang San Shi is a good cook, but it looks like Li Tie Zhu is more professional.”
“Tiezhu is not very old but he is also someone who can make mat noodles, who are you looking down on?”
“Dog leftovers and tigresses, the names, absolute!”
“I’m drooling over these crayfish!”
“Xu Shanqiang is really bad this issue!”
In the Mushroom House, the crowd had already begun to wolf down their food and were eating with gusto, especially Xu Shanqian and Leng Ba, the two of them were almost pointing at the spicy crayfish and disliking it, with shells piled up in front of each of them.
Li Tiezhu habitually peeled a crayfish for Leng Ba, and found that it was not appropriate to go on the show, so he had to put it in his bowl.
A meal of guests and hosts, Xu Shan argued: “It is a pity that there is no beer, Fatty Huang, the whole bit?”
Huang Sanshi shook his head, “Well …… this issue is Tiezhu’s master.”
Xu Shanqian then looked at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu laughed nervously, pulled He Ling to the other side and secretly said, “This programme is too flat and boring, let’s set a small goal for ourselves.”
He Ling: “What goal? The goal of this season’s programme?”
“Ang!”
“Tell me, is it how much work I have to do?”
“That’s not true, let’s just find a way to make Teacher Huang do less and eat more, and try to get him to gain twenty pounds, how about that?”
“That’s a reasonable idea you have.”
“You’re not going to tell Teacher Huang, are you?”
“Of course not!”
“That’s fine then, after it’s done, we’ll make him braised hooves to celebrate the last instalment!”
“It’s a deal.”
Programme Subtitle: Mushroom House Secret Mission Achieved!
But the dialogue between the two had a shielded tone, and the audience didn’t know the exact mission, only that the last issue of Burnt Hoof 髈 would be revealed at the end anyway. But seeing Li Tiezhu and He Ling both laughing so wildly, everyone was extraordinarily interested.
Then, Li Tiezhu spent a whole eighty yuan to fix four bottles of beer.
Huang Sanshi was shocked: “What are you doing? Tie Zhu, is our family still going to live?”
Li Tiezhu: “What are you afraid of? We’ll make money tomorrow. With honey and bamboo shoots, we’re still afraid we won’t make money.”
He Ling, a bitch, chimed in, “Teacher Huang, please be good this season! Tiezhu and I will make your life comfortable!”
Huang Sanshi: “What do you mean? Why does it sound creepy to me?”
Afterwards, everyone started drinking beer and chatting.
Xu Shanqiang had originally rubbed off on the fact that Heart and Flower had just gotten a good second place at the box office, and had come to pull some heat for his new film, Drug God, which was being filmed. So, it was natural for him to show his set photo from “God of Medicine” and shamelessly ask:
“How is it? Is my hairstyle still handsome?”
Huang Sanshi directly cue Li Tiezhu: “Tiezhu, do you think it’s handsome?”
Li Tiezhu: “People who haven’t eaten meat for many years, eating chicken arse is fragrant.”
Xu Shanqiang: “Shut up, don’t want to talk to you! Bully me again and I won’t let you play Yellow Hair.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then don’t act it, I’m afraid my old man will see me with yellow hair and beat me up.”
Xu Shanqiang: “Don’t! It’s all set ……”
He Ling relief: “How many years have you no hair?”
Xu Shanqian: “I can’t remember, but when I used to have hair, I worked as a hair model.”
Li Tiezhu: “So …… is it retribution?”
Xu Shanqiang: “Hmm????”
He Ling and Huang Sanshi laughed so hard that they slapped their thighs, Wang Hui laughed so hard that he spilled his soup while holding his soup bowl, and Song Zhu’er lay on the table and huffed with laughter.
After eating and drinking, the crowd collectively fumed, and when they came back to their senses, the rain started to fall, so everyone returned to the living room to continue playing, and Xu Shanqian started to use his comedic talent, telling everyone several jokes in a row, making everyone laugh.
Xu Shanqian: “Oh, there’s a film that’s really good! There’s a film that’s particularly good, what’s it called? What’s it called Shan ……”
He Ling: “Taoist nuns going down the mountain?”
Xu Shanqian: “No, the one that’s especially hot, what’s it called? Brokeback Mountain?”
Huang Sanshi: “Notting Hill!”
Xu Shanqian shook his giant head, “No no …… what mountain? Discworld Mountain (3)!”
Everyone laughed their heads off.
Li Tiezhu: “Ah? What’s so funny about Discworld Mountain?”
Huang Sanshi huffed with laughter, “This stupid kid is also a southerner! Back into the Nortel have to be tortured, torture his line class teacher, hahaha …… their line teacher in this class, I know, for his silence! Hahaha!”
Then everyone began to play a poker game of drawing turtles, and Li Tiezhu stubbornly pulled out …… his history textbook.
You guys play! I made a wall and watched.
Leng Ba playing cards suddenly said, “The staff said that the dog left and the tigress are outside, without a nest, so poor. Should we feed them some rice?”
He Ling was also soft-hearted, “Yes, yes, will they eat it?”
Li Tiezhu: “Don’t feed them, they won’t eat it, swallows eat bugs, sparrows only eat rice. Otherwise, how come sparrows are disliked by millions of people, but swallows are offered by every family?”
Huang Sanshi said, “Not caring about them is the best respect for them, respect for life! They are not easy, but …… live with dignity! No need for charity.”
Xu Shanqian couldn’t help but be moved, “Right!”
Wang Hui couldn’t stop nodding, “Nature is like this, cruel yet warm!”
The night was already deep, and the mushroom house was lit up with a warm light in the pattering drizzle.
Inside the house, two puppies ran around happily. Upstairs, Radish curled up on the big pass-through bed against the cat’s nest and waited for his master. On the left side of the yard, a few hens in the chicken coop were already asleep. On the right side of the yard, two sheep were still ruminating, savouring the grass they had eaten in the afternoon.
And under the eaves of the house, the dog and the tigress stood on the power line, snuggling together to watch over the new nest they “jointly” built not far away, less than one-tenth of the ……
Perhaps, they remembered the past acquaintance, perhaps remembered their destroyed home, perhaps looking forward to a better future.
Who can know? Who can understand them?