This is still the first time that Li Tiezhu has gained the authority to buy a film in the system, before it was either a song or a cartoon. Ninety minutes of film, 100 intelligence points, reasoning is actually not expensive, just …… I really don t f*cking have that much ah!
Besides, I am a Nortel are not yet on the person, just make a film? I’m not sure if I’m a good person, but I’m not a good person. Even if there is an original film in my head, I can’t handle it!
Since he acted in the film “The Flowering of the Heart” and “guided” “That Year That Rabbit That Thing”, Li Tiezhu finally knows how deep the film doorway is, it is too complicated. Without systematic study, specialised training, and sufficient experience and control, it is impossible to make a film.
However, something is better than nothing!
In his head, he flew through the brief information of Lost in Space, a comedy film with a score of around 8, the quality was considered quite high. Moreover, it seems to be very suitable for Xu Shanqian and Li Tiezhu, of course, replacing Li Tiezhu with Wang BaoBao is also thief appropriate.
The film is a good film, but can not afford it, Li Tiezhu silently looked at his attributes.
Current intelligence value: 104 points.
Remaining intelligence value: 23 points.
Music Achievement: 2684 points.
Variety Achievements: 1532 points.
Film and TV Achievements: 149 points. (Increased with the release of “Heart of Gold”)
Shake fans: 49.43 million.
Cat tameness: 77%.
[Main Quest No.4, Box Office Over 3 Billion, Reward Intelligence Value 50 Points, Intelligence Value Limit 5 Points, Advanced Acting Skill]
[Note: The host must be the director or the first male and second male, other than that, the box office of the film will not be counted in the statistics]
Abilities: Dislike Heaven, Dislike Earth, Dislike Air Skill (Passive), Absolute Sound Sense, Elementary Singing Skill, Intermediate Acting Skill
Props: Blackening Card X2
Unreleased Song: “Love Letter
Li Tiezhu thought about it and realised that it would be quite difficult to save up 100 intelligence points in a short period of time, so he didn’t think about it.
The crowd was talking and flirting with Xu Shanqiang.
Xu Shanqian got more and more anxious as he yelled, “Are you guys happy to see me make a fool of myself?”
Li Tiezhu finally came back to his senses, “What else?”
Xu Shanqian: “Ah? Are …… not a little polite?”
Li Tiezhu: “You see ah! What is the mushroom house for? It is to invite friends to play. Right?”
Xu Shanqian: “So it’s not friends coming to play, it’s playing friends right?”
He Ling, Huang Sanshi, and Li Tiezhu nodded collectively, “Uh-huh!”
Xu Shanqian: “……”
Wang Hui said, “You’re so colourful this issue, we’ve achieved the effect of advertising.”
Wang Hui, a veteran actor, also played a major role in The God of Medicine.
Xu Shanqian was still upset.
Fortunately, Zhang Xiaojie came at this time and made everyone give up mocking Xu Shanqian for the time being.
He Ling introduced everyone to each other.
Zhang Xiaojie was very interested in Li Tiezhu, asking questions, even Huang Sanshi told him to work he forgot what he was going to do, and was disliked by Li Tiezhu.
This is He Ling and Huang Sanshi’s good buddy, naturally, we should treat him well.
Huang Sanshi abdicated, the kitchen became Li Tiezhu’s exclusive, good in Huang Sanshi also made dumplings, Li Tiezhu only fried a large pot of fried rice, cold mix a he planted rice seedlings as for digging the wild earwigs, on the opening of the meal.
Mushroom house lunch has always been so rough.
Zhang Xiaojie praised the cold mixed folded ear root until Li Tiezhu asked him to dig it in the afternoon, then he said, “This kind of thing is not tasty if you eat too much of it.”
During a meal, everyone scrambled to tell cold jokes, and Leng Ba subconsciously leaned in close to Li Tiezhu, with an awkward expression throughout.
After the meal, Xu Shanqiang and Wang Hui are leaving, before leaving, asked Li Tiezhu: “We are leaving, you do not send something?”
Li Tiezhu: “Send you out.”
Xu Shanqian: “No, we got five jars of honey ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Keep it for money.”
Xu Shanqiang: “You …… goodbye! Lengba not go? Come together.”
Leng Ba: “Teacher He left me to play another day.”
Xu Shanqian: “Stay and have some ice-sugar snow pears, right? I’m really sour …… gone gone gone.”
Not long after he left, another songwriter female singer came, came to break down the courtyard door, more embarrassing, she came in, Huang Sanshi froze, do not know ah.
Jin Wenwen: “Hello.”
Huang San Shi: “Girl, are you at the wrong door?”
Jin Wenwen was massively embarrassed, “No! I’m here as a guest and I just broke the door.”
Leng Ba also doesn’t recognise but also goes over to pick up the luggage, “Hello, hello.”
Jin Wenwen: “Hello Sister Lengba!”
Huang Sanshi holds the axe for chopping wood and scratches his head, who is this person?
Li Tiezhu walked out of the house and politely welcomed her into the house, “Hello! Sister Jin Wenwen, right? I like your song very much!”
This was not polite, this half year Li Tiezhu had crammed a lot of pop music and quite liked her creations.
Jin Wenwen was not so embarrassed after all: “Li Tiezhu! I super like every song on your album!”
After the commercial mutual admiration, Li Tiezhu introduced Huang Sanshi and Leng Ba.
He Ling, who was washing the dishes, heard the ringing and came out, he was the one who called Jin Wenwen. Probably thinking that the three singers, Zhang Xiaojie, Jin Wenwen and Li Tiezhu, would resonate more in this issue, however it didn’t.
Li Tiezhu asked Jin Wenwen, “What did you order?”
However, Jin Wenwen didn’t have the qualifications to order, and was a bit embarrassed for a while, “I I …… didn’t order.”
Li Tiezhu complained a little about the programme team looking at people’s dishes and said, “Then what do you want to eat, say it now so we can prepare it.”
“Can I?”
“Yes!”
“Then I’ll have pork stew with vermicelli sub!”
“Northeast silver?”
“Gah, no?”
“Yes, Sister Leng Ba, what about you? Order another one.”
“Ah …… Ice Sugar Pear.”
Throughout the afternoon, Li Tiezhu only cared about transplanting rice seedlings, Leng Ba followed Li Tiezhu, Huang Sanshi and He Ling advanced money to buy food, leaving only Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen bored, and in the end, they could only split firewood in the yard to play.
Li Tiezhu struggled all afternoon and finally finished the biggest paddy field, but also exhausted Leng Ba.
In the evening, Li Tiezhu made taro roasted chicken, bean carp, boiled beef, pork stewed vermicelli and spicy fried cabbage, and an eggdrop soup.
This meal is also very enjoyable for everyone to eat, just let He Ling how hard to mobilise the atmosphere, but also can not reach the comedy effect of last night’s Xu Shan争在是那样的喜剧效果, after all, the sense of variety of this kind of thing is very difficult to make up for the temporary malpractice.
There is Xu Shanqian this awkward god in front of the jade, the second phase is certainly not so explosive, that’s for sure.
This is a bit dangerous.
Jin Wenwen even came in with, “Why boiled beef? You’re all so poor, just boil pork.”
Li Tiezhu: “Leng Ba doesn’t like pork.”
Then, Jin Wenwen started to say sorry to Lengba and was polite again.
It’s just awkward, and this kind of dialogue and plot is, of course, impossible to cut into the show.
The atmosphere of the show was a bit low, plus Huang Sanshi was also the type of person who couldn’t warm up to you if he didn’t know you well.
Even, Huang San Shi broke away from the crowd and went alone with his hands behind his back to see how well the dog left and tigress’s nests were being built, and whether they had slowed down because of the influence of the Xu Shan contention.
Then Li Tiezhu, Leng Ba, and He Ling all went and gossiped around the nest that had been built a little over halfway.
Leaving Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen, they were bored.
When everyone moved to the house, the director found Li Tiezhu.
“Do what?”
“Tie Zhu! This instalment is a bit bland, not enough laughs, you drive the atmosphere later.”
“This is a bit difficult!”
“No, your sense of variety is absolutely fine.”
“It’s not a matter of sense of variety.”
“Then what is it?”
“It’s got to be extra money.”
“……”
After some negotiation, Li Tiezhu walked into the house and carried the radish, also known as Xiaojiu down, which instantly raised the atmosphere, although Xiaojiu bared its teeth to everyone, but it couldn’t help that it was adorable, and Leng Ba hugged it so that he could interact with everyone.
To be fair, Leng Ba doesn’t get much footage in these two instalments, it’s a different state from her in Flying Bar, probably because she’s preoccupied.
Naturally, He Ling cue up the issue of Nana and Jie’s relationship, from falling in love to getting married and having children, it’s very topical.
Overall this issue is not expected to be funny, after all, funny who can not mess with the self-comedic Xu Shanqiang, Li Tiezhu is not weak, but these two singers are obviously not good at it, several times Li Tiezhu threw out a terrier, only Leng Ba and Huang Sanshi to pick up on it.
Then, Mr He had to let everyone sing.
Li Tiezhu then admitted, okay, singing just sing.
Zhang Xiaojie soloed, Jin Wenwen sang her famous song, and it was Li Tiezhu’s turn.
Leng Ba jerked her radish and said, “I want to hear ‘Persian Cat’!”
Huang Sanshi: “Shao Shao likes ‘A Diao’.”
Zhang Xiaojie: “My favourite is ‘Pursuing Dreams and Red Heart’, that broken voice is explosive!”
Wenwen Jin: “My personal favourite is ‘East Wind Break’.”
Li Tiezhu took Zhang Xiaojie’s electronic piano and familiarised himself with it, he also learnt a lot of musical instruments in the past half year, he could still hold it, and said, “I’ll sing whatever you guys want to hear, wouldn’t that be humiliating?”
Radish expressed his support, “Meow!”
Zhang Xiaojie: “Then which song are you singing anyway? I’ll harmonise for you, I can sing all your songs!”
Jin Wenwen: “Me too!”
Nowadays, in the Chinese music scene, there was no way to bypass Li Tiezhu, although he was earthy and he was naive, but his songs were really resistant to hits.
Li Tiezhu played a few notes and said, “A new song – Love Letter.”
Huang Sanshi: “Written on the spot?”
Li Tiezhu: “No!”
He Ling: “Who wrote the song live? So awesome?”
Huang Sanshi: “You Look Good When You Smile” was written on the spot, my daughter super likes it.”
He Ling: “Really? So great?”
Zhang Xiaojie: “He’s a genius at writing songs! The pride of my great Xichuan! Looking forward to your line ah! Go for it!”
Jin Wenwen: “When did you write the new song?”
Li Tiezhu: “I wrote it last month.”
Everyone chatted casually and stopped talking.
Because …… the prelude is very gentle and nice, it makes people unconsciously quiet.
Li Tiezhu played the accompaniment and then opened his voice:
You have lost weight and emaciated so much that you make me feel so distressed
Sometimes love is crueler than time
It makes you blind and desperate.
Forgetting that it takes two people with the same heart to love.
After a small section was sung, everyone was immersed in it, He Ling and Huang Sanshi were both people who had released albums, so naturally they could hear how good the song was.
Glancing at each other, the two of them shook their heads, this guy is simply toxic.
The more professional Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen had been shocked, goosebumps rose all over their bodies, horror!
This new song of Li Tiezhu was too good, it was only going to sweep the singing world again!
And Leng Ba, who was holding the cat, her body was trembling slightly, this song …… was sung to her by her master. She is the one who is blind and defiant …… It is too obvious!
You’re too drunk and fragile to hide your tears
I know despair is colder than winter
You hate yourself for being afraid of being alone.
But you’re in love with a free and selfish soul.
You carry the only love letter he ever wrote.
You want to prove that you’re not in love with the wrong person.
The listener has the heart, Leng Ba hugged tightly in the arms of the small nine, this is the only “love letter” he wrote to her, she knew that it is almost impossible to be with him openly, but still chose to moth to the flame, and try to prove that they are not confused.
In fact, how hard you try to prove that you’re not confused, then how confused you actually are.
Tears fell and landed on Xiao Jiu’s snow-white body.
Oh too bad love isn’t a few tears and a few love letters oooooh
That might be a bit harsh.
People who wait for someone else to give them happiness
Are often not very happy.
Knife-like, these lyrics are deeply rooted in Coldba appreciate, tears like a spring.
Li Tiezhu sang quietly, but his heart is not calm.
He Ling also wiped her tears, and tenderly handed Leng Ba a few tissues.
Oh pity love is not holding back tears to keep the love letter ooh
Wounds awake to be more painful than coma
Eyes closed and dragging on mistakes
How can you keep true love when it comes?
After the song was sung, Li Tiezhu did not have any complacency, but sighed softly.
Leng Ba knew what he sighed because of and wiped her tears and smiled forcibly, “That’s why I love Li Tiezhu! He’s always such a genius. It’s good to hear, isn’t it?”
Rao Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen had to applaud.
It was naturally impossible for the viewers to feel the mind exchange that Li Tiezhu and Leng Ba only saw when the programme was aired, even if the people at the scene didn’t know about it. However, the viewers still bought it and recognised it very much.
This instalment wasn’t as funny as the previous one, but it appreciated the exchange and interaction between the three music masters, and especially the most valuable thing was that Li Tiezhu released the first new single of the year – Love Letter – in the Mushroom House.
The night is late and everyone is ready to rest.
Li Tiezhu laid down on his bed early and sent a WeChat message with his cat:
Cat breeder: “I’ve wronged you.”
Captive cat: “Just this once, let me be capricious.”
“What?”
“I just want to appear publicly on camera with you, just this once, and I won’t be on the same show as you from now on.”
“It doesn’t exist ……”
“Thank you, I love this song.”
“Hard work.”
“I’m the defiant moth, destined to go to pieces.”
“Erm ……”
“Good night, doggy.”
“Good night Tigress.”
“We’re done tomorrow, right? Shame on you ……”
“……”
Li Tiezhu covered his head, the cat wild up is also very fierce, this is not, the radish will not sleep tonight, a hard to scratch Li Tiezhu’s pillow, all scratched.
Next to it, Huang Sanshi WeChat left a message with his daughter:
“Shao Shao ah! Dad is in the mushroom house, with little He Ling, Zhang Xiaojie, and your favourite Tiezhu. He sang a new song today, dad recorded it for you and sent it over.”
“Tie Zhu, come and say something to Shao Shao.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Shao Shao, eat well, exercise more don’t be like your dad ……”