“Ah ！！！！”
Zero point zero five seconds later, Xu Shanqiang jumped up, a flurry of teeth and claws strange screams, the whole person went crazy.
Above, the tigress buttocks a collection, scared to fly away, the dog left also not nesting rushed to chase the daughter-in-law.
He Ling laughed at the soft feet, but still the first time to run over to send a tissue.
In the pergola, although everyone felt that this was immoral, but still could not help but burst out laughing.
Leng Ba smiled and said, “Teacher Yamakatsui is so pathetic.”
Li Tiezhu lamented, “Maybe …… when I washed my hair last night, it was seen by Tigress, and she also wanted to greet Brother Shanqian.”
Huang Sanshi: “This stuff can also rub bubbles?”
Li Tiezhu: “Rub it to know.”
Wang Hui: “Stop it now, I’m still eating noodles!”
Xu Shan scrambled paper towels and wiped his head, ran out and rushed to the pergola to roar:
“I said I’m not coming! Li Tiezhu insisted that I come! Also said what to strike while the iron is hot, kill the cooked not to kill …… ah ah ah ah!!!! Bored to death! Look at what I’ve been through in the day I’ve been here. As soon as I came to be stung by bees, and then went down to the water to insert the rice waist is almost broken, cooking or their own kitchen, but also engage in differentiation, I eel to labour to change, cold bar anything with the help of Li Tiezhu, or two big dishes! At night she also has ice-sugar sorbet. What about me? The first game was lost, the second round won, won also wash your hair! And polishing! A morning out to buy breakfast, nothing but also step on dog sh*t, come back to sit down a f*cking …… bird to wash my head???”
Everyone’s face is sympathetic to the front and back.
Especially Leng Ba, frowning and nodding his head to show that he understands his pain, and then, “Pfft ……”
Huang Sanshi laughs and shrugs his shoulders, and Wang Hui looks down and almost chokes on his noodles.
He Ling stifled her laughter and argued to Xu Shan, “Did Tie Zhu ask you to come? I thought the programme team arranged it.”
Xu Shanqian looked furious: “What are you laughing at? It’s Li Tiezhu, he non-said something about my film’s Spring Festival box office is good, to take advantage of the iron to hurry to promote a wave of the God of Medicine, but also said that the mushroom house feng shui is good …… good what good?”
He Ling: “Then how did you get fooled?”
Xu Shanqian suddenly speechless: “I, I …… am his kind of seemingly honest people, fooling people is the most deadly!”
He Ling: “Pfft …… sorry, I didn’t mean to mock you, pfft haha ……”
Xu Shanqian: “……”
Li Tiezhu said, “Why don’t you go wash it? Bird droppings are quite corrosive, don’t really have to polish it then.”
The crowd once again laughed wildly.
Xu Shan contended, “If you say so! Of course I’m going to wash it, but I’m going to vent the anger in my heart first.”
Li Tiezhu: “It might be a little too early to vent.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean, you still have to stay most of the day in case ……”
“There’s no just in case! Absolutely no! I said that.”
“Don’t talk too much, Brother Shanqian, I suggest you keep a low profile.”
“Uh …… okay.”
Li Tiezhu helped to receive the small half packet of small finished energy in his hand, Xu Shanqian covered his head and ran away, going to the bathroom to wash ostrich tea eggs.
When he came out, the noodles were finished, the yards were gone, and there was only one bag of small finished energy left.
Xu Shan contends: “What do I eat? Noodles do not give me to stay, but also my small complete can be eaten?”
Li Tiezhu: “In the pot, I boiled water for you, the noodles still have.”
“Where are the yards? Where is the seasoning? Do I eat noodles in clear soup?”
“There are green onions, you can make green onion noodles.”
“I’ll make it myself?”
“Or else? Everyone is so busy.”
At this time, in the pergola He Ling was making coffee again, Wang Hui and Huang Sanshi were studying a stone picked up by the river, Li Tiezhu was instead cleaning bamboo leaves for wrapping dumplings.
But the most exasperating thing was that Leng Ba was eating ice-sugar snow pears again.
Xu Shanqiang pointed at the pear and said, “Didn’t you say the money was spent? What is that?”
Leng Ba: “Ice Sugar Pear.”
Xu Shanqian: “I know!”
Leng Ba: “Then why are you asking?”
Xu Shanqian: “I’m asking where it came from. Isn’t there no money left?”
Li Tiezhu: “You can get an advance! Brother Shanqian, are you losing your memory?”
Xu Shanqian: “……”
In the end, Xu Shanqian huffed and puffed and left, going to the earthen stove to cook noodles for himself, muttering something under his breath.
Leng Ba asked Li Tiezhu in a low voice: “He won’t really be angry, right?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head: “Will ah.”
After cooking the noodles, Xu Shanqiang sat alone by the fence and ate the clear soup noodles, saying to Cai Lantern who stood aside on the fence thinking about his life, “They isolated me, you don’t fit in either! Now we’re in a group.”
Colourful Lantern: “Gah!”
Pulls a thick ……
Everyone breaks out in laughter once again.
Xu Shanqiang exploded with anger, jumping up and cursing, “Cai Lantern, are you looking down on me? I’m having a nice chat with you, and you’re responding to me like this?”
The coloured lantern was so scared that it fluttered its wings and flew away.
Xu Shanqian was confused, “It can still fly?”
Huang Sanshi silently brought a net over and placed it next to Xu Shanqian: “Eat slowly, and catch the coloured lantern back after you finish eating.”
Xu Shanqian: “Why should I go?”
Everyone looked at Xu Shanqian, the meaning is self-evident, it is you who scared the coloured lanterns away.
Unable to do anything about it, Xu Shanqian finished his noodles in a few bites and carried a net to catch the coloured lanterns, chasing them while breaking into pieces, “Coloured lanterns, you can’t be like this! I’m no longer a multi-billion-dollar film star at the box office! I was bullied so badly on a variety show, even a duck like you dares to molest me?”
Colourful lanterns also do not run far, just a few metres apart to slip Xu Shanqiang play, Xu Shanqiang a foot on the field, shoes are wet.
Huang Sanshi, He Ling, Wang Hui and Leng Ba, lying on the fence in the yard, applauded, and also gave Xu Shanqian advice and guidance.
Not long after, Xu Shanqian sat down on the ridge with an expression of hopelessness, “You guys stop shouting! Come down and help me catch ah!”
Instantly, the four heads behind the fence shrank back.
Xu Shanqian: “……”
The show comes to a point where is, the audience pops up with heartache for Brother Shanqian:
“The Mushroom House people went overboard, Brother Shanqian is so pitiful?”
“He’s so fat, how can he catch up with the coloured lights?”
“The top of Xu Shanqian’s head is sweating!”
“These people are too doggy!”
“Even though Brother Shanqian is pitiful, I’m still laughing so hard.”
None of the old three were willing to fetch help, and Leng Ba was still more active, bringing gloves and getting ready to catch ducks.
She and Xu Shanqian surrounded them on both ends, but the colourful lamps could fly, directly over Xu Shanqian’s head, and her foot even stepped on his head, Leng Ba laughed so hard that she squatted.
Xu Shanqian pointed to his head: ”It’s humiliating me! It can fly ah! How is it possible to catch it.”
Li Tiezhu finished chopping the rest of the firewood and followed him out, “It’s too fat, it won’t fly far at a time, so as long as you prejudge the landing point, you’ll be able to catch it.”
Xu Shan contended, “You say it lightly, if you can catch it, I will eat this net.”
Li Tiezhu walked towards the colourful lamp, the colourful lamp flew away, Li Tiezhu took two steps to catch up, the colourful lamp had not yet landed on the ground, it was picked up by Li Tiezhu’s neck.
Xu Shanqian: “……”
Li Tiezhu carried the coloured lantern: “Brother Shanqian, the net should not eat, you will fix the fish that you cook today.”
“Catch fish ah?”
“No, there’s a small pond over there for fishing.”
“Then I’m good at it, and if I can’t catch any fish, I’ll ……”
“Just what?”
Xu Shanqiang touched his head, “If I can’t catch a fish I’ll buy one out of my own pocket, okay?”
You can’t just make a flag!
After that, Xu Shanqian and Wang Hui went fishing in a group, while Li Tiezhu, Leng Ba and He Ling continued to plant rice seedlings.
Huang Sanshi also wanted to go rice planting, but was rejected by He Ling and Li Tiezhu.
The apparent reason was for Teacher Huang to make dried bamboo shoots and wrap dumplings at home, but the actual reason was for him to gain twenty pounds of fat.
With Li Tiezhu around, the progress of rice-planting is strangely fast. Today, this piece of paddy field is the largest, and the programme team will give one hundred and fifty pieces after planting, so everyone is very energetic.
He Ling is concerned about Leng Ba’s health: “Leng Ba, are you okay with the cold? If not, don’t go to the field.”
Leng Ba jumped down in her waterproof trousers and said, “I’m fine, I ate two pears and I’m fine now. Besides, I can’t eat the pears from the mushroom house for nothing, I have to work! Hey!”
He Ling: “I also said that if you didn’t get well, you should stay at the Mushroom House for one more day, and let Tie Zhu steam a few more pears for you.”
Leng Ba froze: “Ah! Actually, my throat is still a bit itchy, and besides, I haven’t had many announcements lately ……”
He Ling: “So honest?”
Li Tiezhu said, “She eats less, like a cat, it doesn’t matter if she stays, unlike Xu Shanqiang who eats so much.”
He Ling: “You have the nerve to say that others eat a lot? You’re the one who eats the most! Besides, Teacher Shanqiang is already having a bad enough time this issue, and you still dislike people. Hey, do you think he can catch a fish?”
“Shouldn’t be able to.”
“Why?”
“It’s a bit hard for them to catch carp with dough as bait.”
“Huh?”
By the pond, Xu Shanqiang wore a large brimmed hat and confidently got the fishing rod and bait, saying, “If we catch too many fish today, we’ll cook a fish hotpot and eat it!”
Wang Hui: “When you say that, I suddenly feel like the future is bleak.”
“What do you mean?”
“What happened to you in the past two days can be evil.”
“Erm …… I’ll give you that, fishing I’m a pro!”
Xu Shanqiang threw out his fishing rod with force.
Then …… the fish hook hooked the hat on his head and fell into the pond floating.
The air was suddenly quiet.
Wang Hui silently carried the bench and moved away from Xu Shanqiang for more than ten metres before he laid the hook.
Xu Shanqian sat on a small horse and touched the back of his head, “Luckily, I wore a hat, otherwise I would have broken my face.”
After that, Xu Shanqian’s bait was eaten up several times, the hook was tangled in a branch once, hoisted the socks once, just did not catch a fish, patience is slowly running out.
Giving up always comes too soon!
“I want to go back to eat dumplings!” Xu Shanqiang carrying a fishing rod walked through the rice paddies, but also praised a sentence: “You inserted rice seedlings inserted quite fast ah!”
Li Tiezhu raised his head, “If you can’t catch any fish, come and plant rice seedlings.”
Xu Shanqian immediately stopped in his tracks, “Who says I can’t catch?”
“Didn’t you give up and prepare to go back?”
“Wrong! This is my tactic! Make them think I’m gone, when in fact I slip round and go back, and while their guard is down, I fish a bunch!”
“You don’t think the bait has fed all the fish, do you?”
“Erm …… not really.”
Xu Shanqiang was a little bit disliked by Li Tiezhu, and he pitifully walked towards the pond again.
Li Tiezhu washed his hands, took a hoe and dug a jar of earthworms, and gave them to Xu Shanqian and Wang Hui. Wang Hui expressed gratitude, Xu Shancang said it was too disgusting, but also to pinch off the string on the fish hook?
Li Tiezhu shrugged his shoulders and left.
Not long after, Wang Hui caught fish, Xu Shan争 also began to endure nausea with earthworms, finally …… bait and was eaten up.
At noon, when he returned to the mushroom house, Xu Shanqiang was empty handed, and Wang Hui caught five carp.
Xu Shanqian had a black face, “I went to make friends with the fish!”
Li Tiezhu: “Why? Is it because the fish won’t poop on you?”
Xu Shanqiang: “Li Tiezhu you’ve had enough! I’ve put up with you for a long time! Don’t bully people too much I’m telling you.”
He Ling: “What happens when you bully people too much?”
Xu Shanqiang: “I’ll get angry.”
He Ling: “Hey! Thought there were some serious consequences.”
Xu Shanqiang: “Isn’t it serious that I’m angry?”
Leng Ba: “It doesn’t seem serious, it only makes people feel awkward. You are too cute when you are angry.”
Xu Shanqiang: “I’m that angry and you guys actually think it’s cute? Feel awkward?”
Huang Sanshi: “Look how talented you are, a trip to the Mushroom House has been hardened into a comedy film, Xu Shanqiang! Hahaha ……”
Li Tiezhu did not say anything because ……