He Ling answered the phone, just heard the first half of the sentence, but also think the opposite side is very polite, the result of a sudden turn of phrase “foetus God”, He Ling is a little confused. He Ling was a bit confused. Many of his good friends are Xichuan people, of course, know what this means.
It should be someone who has a good relationship with Li Tiezhu?
Everyone in the Mushroom House only knows the person they invited, so He Ling is confused, he remembers that Li Tiezhu only has one place, and the one he invited is still Deer Hani.
He Ling put the phone aside and smiled, “Tie Zhu! There’s someone called ‘Fetal God’ answer the phone.”
Li Tiezhu took the phone, “Shuttle leaf, flower bunya! What do you want to eat?”
“I want to eat barbecue, grilled fish swing, grilled lamb kebabs, grilled beef tendons, leaning on the pork ……”
“Grill you big man! Also fish pendulum swing.”
“Is this the attitude of your mushroom house?”
“You don’t even get paid for your work, you don’t get to order! Bye!”
“Hey, hey ……”
Doh!
He Ling and Huang Sanshi laughed like crazy, Xichuan dialect quarrels were too comical, especially the superlatives.
He Ling: “Tie Zhu, your friend?”
Li Tiezhu: “A refugee from the acting world, kowtowed three times and begged me to take him to dabble in variety, so I reluctantly agreed. And you still want to order food? Who gave him the confidence?”
Huang San Shi: “Qin Tao, right? That little fatty, you two are iron buddies, no wonder you talk so casually.”
Li Tiezhu: “Hmm.”
He Ling laughs and asks, “Tie Zhu, can you give us a little bit of science? What is called ‘Fetal God’.”
Li Tiezhu sat down and drank rice thinning without changing his face, “It’s a male god or goddess who has a good-looking and outstanding temperament from his mother’s womb.”
Huang Sanshi: “Teacher He is also a foetus god, an ageless foetus god.”
He Ling: “Pfft …… I’m not worthy!”
On the other hand, Qin Tao was sitting in the show’s car, holding a baked sweet potato in his hands and nibbling on it with a bewildered look on his face, “I’m not qualified to order?”
Staff member: “Indeed not.”
Qin Tao: “Then what did you ask me to call for?”
Staff member: “Just simply to humiliate you, Tie Zhu arranged it.”
Qin Tao: “I want to get off!”
Staff member: “Master stop, this person is not recording.”
Qin Tao: “Aha! I’m just kidding, isn’t it great variety? Eh-hey!”
Staff:”……”
The screen is fixed on the moment when Qin Tao goofs off and the subtitles appear:
“Qin Tao, 18 years old. Quasi-comedian of the Yundeshe, nicknamed ‘Postpartum Brother’, stands for ‘Postpartum Care of a Sow’.”
When the programme was put here, the pop-up screen fell lively:
“I Nima I Nima …….”
“Welcome to my postpartum brother’s variety show debut!”
“Tears streaming down my face! In my lifetime, I’ll finally see Serious Brother and Postpartum Brother together once again!”
“The word “together” is debatable!”
“Tie Tou Wa Headbutt Warning: who wants to merge with my family’s pillar?”
“The postpartum brother was arrogant and was miserably punched in the face, joyful!”
“Qin Tao’s expression, look at it once and laugh.”
“The car really stopped, postpartum brother huge embarrassment, haha ……”
Mushroom House, He Ling said, “Calling people to come and not giving them money not to mention that they are not allowed to order food, isn’t it a bit too much?”
Li Tiezhu: “So what do you say?”
He Ling: “I think it’s also quite good, the mushroom house also has no spare food ah ……”
Pi is happy.
Then, He Ling added: “The second phase of the exam, or I lost, this period or I work, Teacher Huang as a grandpa, right Tie Zhu?”
Li Tiezhu: “Right!”
In order to fatten up Huang Sanshi by twenty pounds, spell it out.
Huang San Shi: “Ah? What exam question? Why don’t I remember? Guess the dog in the first instalment, what’s in the second?”
He Ling couldn’t think of any either, it was made up after all: “How could you still forget? Tie Zhu, remind him.”
Li Tiezhu also confused: “Ah? It’s …… fish.”
Huang Sanshi: “?”
He Lingling had an idea: “Bet on whether Xu Shanqiang can catch fish, you said no, I said yes, I lost well.”
Huang Sanshi thought about it and said, “There is such a thing, but is this a test question?”
He Ling: “I did not know before, and then the programme team told me, Li Tiezhu out of the question randomly, unknowingly we are on the set.”
Li Tiezhu secretly bristled, you are the one who is random!
Huang Sanshi limped with negligence and reluctantly approved, after all, it is better to be idle than busy.
The subtitle team also made a secret mission progress bar, current completion: 2/20. indicating that Huang Sanshi has weighed two pounds.
Then, He Ling went to the programme team to hook up.
The phone rang again.
It was still He Ling who answered the phone, “Hello? This is Mushroom House, may I ask what you’re ordering? Braised pig’s trotters? One Braised Trotters’ Trotters’ Trotters’ Trotters’ Trotters’ Trotters’ Trotters.”
Huang San Shi: “Braised who?”
Li Tiezhu: “The eight rings ……”
He Ling: “What else? Pickled Dukes? Ah, there are bamboo shoots! How many of you are there? Six? Seven?”
The caller said, “We’re a large boy band.”
He Ling: “A boy band?”
Huang Sanshi walked out into the courtyard, “And a male group it …… Mushroom House is not allowed to receive!”
Li Tiezhu: “Seven Dwarfs? Or Huluwa?”
He Ling: “Pfft …… So, you think it’s fake right?”
Li Tiezhu: “Who cares if it’s real or fake, two dishes are counted as two people, not enough to eat, then starve, this is the way of hospitality in the mushroom house. After all, come to the mushroom house is to experience life, did not starve called what experience life?”
He Ling: “I have to admit, what you said still makes sense. Mushroom House is all about starving thin guests and fattening Teacher Huang. Ha!”
Li Tiezhu nodded happily.
In fact, this so-called male group was called by He Ling, and of course he knew that the other party only had three people, and Deer Hani would not come until tomorrow.
From the guest line-up, this issue was rather thin, so the programme team added Qin Tao, so at least there were more people. However, the programme team still firmly believed that these three people with good comedic talent could record a programme with good results.
Soon Qin Tao arrived, carrying a canvas bag and wearing tight leather trousers and a leather jacket, scowling and looking at the door.
Li Tiezhu was chopping wood, Huang Sanshi was dealing with the dried bamboo shoots from the last instalment, which had been dried in the sun, and He Ling was making coffee.
Huang Sanshi saw Qin Tao first: “What are you looking at? Come straight in, there’s no dog in the house.”
He had seen Qin Tao before and was not a stranger.
Qin Tao pushed the door in, “Don’t lie to me, you have two dogs! I’ve seen the TV!”
He Ling laughed, “Qin Tao, right? Welcome welcome welcome.”
Qin Tao nodded his head and thanked him, “Thanks ah ……”
Left foot mixed with right foot, Qin Tao fell very high, was disliked by Little H, who ran over to greet the guests, and hurriedly jumped up.
Li Tiezhu glanced at him, “What the hell are you wearing?”
Qin Tao: “I’m going to be myself! I just like to wear leather jackets and trousers! What?”
Li Tiezhu looked at the bright sun, smiled heatedly, and threw the axe: “Come over and chop wood!”
Qin Tao put down his bag and started chopping wood, and as an afterthought, “What about you?”
Li Tiezhu: “I went for coffee.”
Qin Tao: “I’m a guest!”
Li Tiezhu: “The rules of the mushroom house, the guest works and the host cooks.”
Qin Tao: “Oh.”
Li Tiezhu in Song Zhu’er and Leng Ba’s cultivation, gradually able to accept coffee, although still not as good as Zheng Yan Zi’s milk tea, but at least it can be swallowed without losing face.
He Ling poured a cup of coffee for Li Tiezhu and laughed: “Not letting people order food, but also letting people work as soon as they come, he didn’t even put his bag. Have you been such a friend?”
Huang Sanshi said, “This is a true friend.”
It is good that Qin Tao is not pampered, he took off his leather jacket, his short and fat body is surprisingly flexible, chopping wood is not a problem.
Soon, Shao Gang arrived with Li Dan and Ruler.
He Ling followed them to the pergola and introduced them to each other.
Li Tiezhu didn’t recognise any of them: ”Teacher Shao Gang! How do you do? Li Dan? Egg? Oh! Good. Ruler? Won’t your dad beat you up if you wear that?”
Ruler: “Why would he beat me up?”
Li Tiezhu: “Why not? If you’re ugly, you should dress plainly, my old man said so.”
Ruler: “……”
Who the hell is the king of trolling?
The three were arranged by He Ling to sit down and drink coffee together, and at the end of the day, Shao Gang asked, “Who’s the little chubby guy over there chopping wood?”
Li Tiezhu said, “The one who speaks comedy like the two of them, called Qin Tao.”
Li egg: “We are not comedy, this is stand-up comedy, originated in Europe ……”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s foreign comedy! I get it, I get it!”
Li Egg had a you-know-what look on his face, however, didn’t say anything.
On the way here, Shao just gave him and Ruler instructions to get along well with Li Tiezhu and not to cause trouble.
After all, although they are also famous, but this year it is coincidentally joint Penguin video to do a new programme “Spitting Fest”, the ratings are good, so come to play a wave of programmes, do not dare to fall out with Penguin headliners, and even they would like to ask Li Tiezhu to go and play a period of it.
Can only say, with the penguin culture to deal with, you have to give Li Tiezhu face, who all know that Li Tiezhu not only as the day, and even the penguin has clearly want to make him into a comprehensive development of the superstar.
Over there, Qin Tao is not convinced: “Li Tiezhu! What’s the reason, I work when I come here, and they drink coffee when they come here? Didn’t you say that the guests all have to work?”
Li Dan was the first to say, “I don’t know how to work, working is not my strong point, I’m here to eat.”
Li Tiezhu: “There’s no such thing as a free dinner or a free lunch in the mushroom house.”
Huang Sanshi sneered, “There is only breakfast for nothing ……”
He Ling: “Monkey Nun Rice Thins!”
Li Dan: “Then I won’t order any food, I’ll eat rice thinning for all three meals.”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s fine, but we’re going to eat meat!”
“Ah?”
“If you don’t work, we won’t have meat.”
“What do you mean?”
Li Tiezhu immediately said, “Taozi come here, Brother Egg wants to come and split the firewood.”
Li Egg held up his glasses, “I told you, I can’t work.”
Li Tiezhu: “Right! That’s why you have to learn, go on, Taozi will teach you. Come to the mushroom house, we’ll make you love working.”
Qin Tao immediately pulled the reluctant Li Dan over, handed over the axe and started instructing, this tacit understanding with Li Tiezhu was still there.
After a few chops, he missed once.
Li egg put the axe a throw: “Oops, not chopped, I really not suitable for work.”
Ruler snickered.
Shao Gang was a bit embarrassed and hurriedly rounded up the situation, “This kid really hasn’t done much work, let alone chopping wood.”
He Ling and Huang Sanshi didn’t mind, the key looked at Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu smiled and walked over, secretly giving Li Tiezhu a wink, “It’s okay, working this kind of thing mainly depends on interest. We will help you love working!”
Li Egg was bewildered, I’m damn well here to eat, do the work of the wool!
At this time, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao had already completed the front and back attack.
Li Dan sensed a hint of danger, but unfortunately it was too late.
Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao at the same time hands …… tickling, straight to the Li eggs tickled the flower branch shaking laughter forked, and finally turned over to the ground to continue to twitch, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao still did not stop.
He Ling and Huang Sanshi laughed their heads off, serious brother and postpartum brother combined, is different! Raising their hands is a combined technique!
The only people who have currently enjoyed this kind of stance are Teacher Tony and …… Li Egg.
Shao Gang was a little confused, and the ruler was stunned.
Li Egg was dying and screamed, “Goose goose …… haha goose goose goose …… please goose goose goose …… I love to work! ”
Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao closed their hands with the same hand and stood tall.
Li egg sat on the ground and wiped tears, “I …… love chopping firewood! Okay? Where is my axe?”