This fight, to Li egg shivering to carry the axe to continue to split firewood as the end, Qin Tao at the side of the guidance, originally said that he did not have the strength will not work Li egg, gradually also learned to split firewood, although the attitude is not quite right, but after all, the firewood was split.
Li Tiezhu walked back and asked the ruler unexpectedly, “Can you work?”
The ruler instantly said, “Yes! And, I love to work.”
Li Tiezhu nodded, the children can be taught.
Just f*cking outrageous, come to the mushroom house even want to do dinner and not work? Do you think you are Chen Chichihui? Chen Chi Chi that is also did not meet me Li Tiezhu!
Li Tiezhu returned to the pergola to continue to drink coffee, Huang Sanshi quietly winked to Li Tiezhu, He Ling smiled but did not say.
In fact, it is not Li Tiezhu difficult guest, really this goods attitude is too bad, a come up to the mushroom house of the three bandits all offended.
A sentence I came to eat, can not offend people?
Do you take Huang San Shi as your cook?
Are you a grandpa?
Li Tiezhu saw Huang Sanshi’s face darken at that moment.
Huang Sanshi is not good to personally cross with Li Egg, Li Tiezhu will not spoil him.
Seeing Shao Gang’s slightly embarrassed expression, Huang Sanshi joked, “Our family Tiezhu, the best thing is to help people develop their hobbies, and those who don’t really love to work, will become hardworking when they come to the Mushroom House, such as Xu Shanqiang!”
This is to round off the scene, is also in support of Li Tiezhu, Xu Shanqian were abused by my family Tiezhu, this little kid counts for nothing!
He Ling spat out a mouthful of coffee, “Pfft ……”
He remembered the image of Xu Shanqian being shampooed by Tigress squeezing shampoo on his hair.
As the programme played on, the pop-up screen became controversial for the first time:
“Li Tiezhu is a bit excessive, isn’t he?”
“What’s this Li Egg’s origin? And a mouthful of I don’t work, who do you think you are?”
“This ending is extremely comfortable.”
“It’s still a familiar formula @Teacher Tony.”
“Lee Egg has his own comedic way of being a Li Tie Zhu bully.”
“Egg is the number one stand-up comedian, and Mushroom House is too disrespectful, isn’t it? People don’t work just talk.”
“Li Egg? Never heard of it!”
“In our Da Xichuan words, it’s called ugly people!”
“Joyful? Sorry, I didn’t see it.”
“In terms of comeliness, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao finish him off!”
“The so-called stand-up comedy is nothing more than writing a script in advance and saying it on stage… If you’re capable, come and hang it now!”
“What’s a stand-up comedy?”
“Anyway, I think Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao did nothing wrong.”
After splitting three more pieces of firewood, Li Dan put down the axe, rubbed his shoulders, wiped his sweat, and said as if nothing had happened, “Aiya! It’s so tiring to work, I have to take a rest and go.”
Qin Tao ignored him and went straight to the pergola to drink coffee, which Li Tiezhu poured for him.
After Li Dan came in, he didn’t dare to talk to Li Tiezhu, so he instructed the ruler to chop firewood, saying, “You go and experience it, it’s too hard.”
Shao Gang handed his coffee over, “Take a break.”
In fact, Li Dan had chopped firewood for a total of three minutes.
When Ruler went to experience it, Li Tiezhu called out, “Brother Ruler, come back and take a break, the coffee is getting cold.”
Ruler came back smilingly, and Li Egg laughed strangely.
In accordance with international practice, moncler outlet online Huang began to arrange the work, “Pickled dukkha, I have to go buy a piece of bacon, part of you go to dig bamboo shoots, part of you go to get chestnuts. It’s best to dig more bamboo shoots, and make dried bamboo shoots for money with the rest, and the same with the chestnuts, you can make dried plums.”
Li Tiezhu said, “The four of us young ones will go digging bamboo shoots, Teacher He and Teacher Shao Gang will go get the capers.”
Shao Gang said to Li Dan and Ruler, “Right! Let’s divide up the work and you guys dig the bamboo shoots properly.”
Ruler nodded, and Li Egg was silent.
He Ling: “Okay! Also, we have to go buy vegetables, hooves and stuff.”
Huang Sanshi said, “I’ll have to go for this one, since cooking is Tiezhu and I’s job.”
Originally, every episode of the show was basically like this, with Huang San Shi leisurely refraining from doing farm work, everyone was used to it, after all, cooking was already very tiring.
But this time was different.
Li Egg instantly got up with an angry smile on his face, possibly thinking that this was comedic?
Ruler froze and stood up with him.
Li Tiezhu glared at Ruler, who sat down again.
Li egg: “Not right? Teacher Huang, I don’t think there’s anything to get …… this I can also, find a restaurant I order one!”
He Ling laughed loudly, in relief of the embarrassment.
Huang Sanshi had his bare feet on the table, his body leaning back, wearing sunglasses and smiling broadly.
Some pop-ups here said that Huang San Shi’s posture was indecent and disrespectful, unaware that he was already angry.
Buying or not buying food is secondary, what does it mean to go to a restaurant and order one?
Li Tiezhu held his head and lay on the bamboo chair, laughing.
Find a restaurant? You order one? Then what are you doing in the mushroom house? You still think you are humorous! As a matter of fact, just this one sentence offended both Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu, and even He Ling was offended.
Shao Gang was emotionally intelligent and hurriedly said, “Li Dan! Li Egg!”
Li Egg was still smiling smugly, with a look of I’m witty, quick to praise me. Dislike people! Li Tiezhu will, so will I. Can he be better than me? I’m a professional stand-up comedian!
Unbeknownst to me, Li Tiezhu dislikes people fiercely, but never offends them, instead, he will dislike them as friends.
That’s the difference!
Shao Gang’s face changed when he saw that bastard was still complacent and pointed at him, “Stop talking! Stop talking!”
Li Dan also seemed to have noticed that the atmosphere was not right, although the three devils of the Mushroom House were all smiling and laughing, it always felt very wrong.
He picked up the sponsored milk and took a sip to hide his embarrassment.
Ruler on the side, sat down obediently and forced his little face towards Qin Tao beside him.
Qin Tao is jerking the dog to play, in the Cloud Virtue Society in this half year, the improvement of his emotional intelligence is really not small, long ago found that something is not right, so he has not been talking.
Shao Gang in the end is an old man, an opening is a classic: “The child does not know how to do things, this bargaining bar needs some social experience, so …… we both go!”
He Ling directly a mouthful of coffee spray their coffee cup, confused.
Shao just powerful is, a child does not understand the child, so that Huang Sanshi can not be taken into account, followed by a we go, and instantly break the embarrassment, playing a very good variety effect.
He Ling: “Usually when Mr Huang goes shopping, I’m the one who follows him.”
Shao Gang said: “Then you are tired enough, you have to rest, rest at home, free time to dig some capers.”
He Ling: “……”
Li Tiezhu stood up, “Before that, programme team, collect our honey and dried bamboo shoots first!”
The director counted the money, a total of one hundred and twenty-eight yuan, Li Tiezhu collected the money, and the money from the last rice planting added together, a total of more than two hundred and sixty.
He Ling: “The mushroom house has never been so rich.”
Huang Sanshi whispered, “We have to find a way to spend all the money, it’s better to go into debt, let Li Tiezhu take out that three hundred reserve.”
He Ling made an OK gesture, he was now playing the role of a double agent, helping Huang San Shi pit Li Tiezhu’s money, and also helping Li Tiezhu fatten Huang San Shi.
Huang Sanshi said, “Let s do it this way, the three of us will go shopping together and come back to get capers. Who is bigger among the four …… of you? How many years are you?”
Li egg: “89 years.”
Ruler: “95.”
Qin Tao: “We’re both 98, and I’m half a year older than Tiezhu.”
Huang Sanshi: “Well then, by Tiezhu to lead the three brothers to dig bamboo shoots, how much to dig ……”
Li egg: “Hey? How come it’s not the biggest ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Two backbaskets it, full.”
Huang Sanshi’s eyes lit up, knowing that Li Tiezhu was going to make trouble: “Yes! The four of you have to finish the work, if you don’t finish it, you won’t have any food at night. Understand?”
Li Dan sighed and tugged on his t-shirt.
He Ling: “You guys have to give us the money for groceries before you leave.”
Shao Gang: “It’s still true that Li Tiezhu is in charge of the money, isn’t it?”
Huang Sanshi: “What else? Tiezhu is our Mushroom House bully!”
Li Tiezhu plucked out two hundred yuan: “A trotter, plus lamb kebabs, beef tendons, pork, etc., buy everything you need for the barbecue.”
Huang Sanshi: “No problem ……”
Qin Tao licked his lips, worthy of being my brother!
“Go!”
Li Tiezhu stood up, Qin Tao followed closely, Ruler also hurriedly followed, Li Egg dawdled to stand up and yawned.
Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao carried a bamboo basket on their backs, and the four of them carried a hoe each, carrying it out of the small courtyard.
In the pergola, Shao Gang spat out, “Li Dan is a little bit of work will not do, and refuses the physical labour thing!”
He Ling: “Great! Let him change today.”
Huang Sanshi smiled, “I trust Tiezhu on this matter, he can inspire anyone to labour. Even Teacher He and I are being squeezed by him and can’t even touch our money.”
Shao Gang stroked his chin and had an ominous feeling.
How it sounded, it felt like Huang Sanshi’s words were a precaution.
As if to say, He Ling and I can t control Li Tiezhu, if that guy in your house plays around and doesn t work, Tiezhu will surely have a way to clean him up, so you have to be psychologically prepared.
Four people all the way up to the bamboo forest, slogan shouting is not unanimous, action is not unified, it is obvious that there is no tacit understanding.
At the beginning of digging bamboo shoots, basically Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao digging, the two watching.
Li eggs also whispered to the ruler said: “Look at Qin Tao that fool, these days still want to say comedy red? He looks stupid, only worthy of doing some farm work.”
Ruler did not say anything, a little embarrassed.
In fact, Li eggs whispered very quietly, but the accompanying cameraman, the video recorded quietly to Li Tiezhu see, after all, in the mushroom house Tiezhu is also a party giant, the status of lofty it.
Li Tiezhu smiled, directly divided task: “Qin Tao, you and ruler brother a basket of bamboo shoots. Brother Egg and I a bamboo basket, we split up.”
Qin Tao: “Good!”
Digging bamboo shoots was still very simple for Qin Tao, who had done quite a lot of farm work.
Li Egg was a little happy to go all the way with Li Tiezhu, just have him work.
Soon, Li Tiezhu dug seven bamboo shoots, already half a basket, which before Li Dan had been watching from the side. When he was digging the eighth, Li Dan volunteered to say, “I’ll go find the bamboo shoots, and when I find them, you can dig them, how easy it is.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Find it and dig it yourself! I dug eight, you only need to dig six.”
Li Egg shook his head and walked away, “I’d better find the bamboo shoots, I can’t dig.”
Li Tiezhu didn’t say anything.
Soon, Li Tiezhu dug up the bamboo shoots, Li Egg walked back, “I didn’t find any bamboo shoots, there shouldn’t be any more, let’s go back.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Six trees!”
Li Dan: “There are no more bamboo shoots, we can’t dig them.”
Li Tiezhu: “I’ll find them for you, there’s one here.”
Li Dan: “I don’t have the strength, I can’t dig.”
“Why don’t you have the strength?”
“Because I have no confidence.”
“Why no confidence?”
“Because I don’t have the strength.”
“Hmph! Six trees!”
“I really don’t know how to dig, you can do it in three, don’t go to so much trouble.”
“Six trees.”
“I’m not digging.”
“Then you can’t get down the hill.”
“No. Why are you threatening the guest of honour?”
“The cameraman stop filming for a while, you guys go to the side and smoke a cigarette! Six trees, I said! Dig enough to get down the hill.”
“On what grounds? Can’t I just stop eating?”
“No way! Whether you order it or not is your business, whether you do it or not is my business. I can stay here with you until midnight, and the programme team won’t cut out half of the footage yet, and no one knows what’s happening here. Even if you quit now and don’t record this episode anymore, you still have to finish digging the shoots for me!”
“You …… you’re targeting me.”
“Yeah!”
“……”
“How about I help you up a bit?”
Li Tiezhu said and rubbed his hand, crackling a burst of popping beans, like he wanted to convince people with virtue.
Frightened Li egg shrinking neck, the cameraman has run away, was beaten up in vain, he knows Li Tiezhu’s “popularity” has always been bad.
In the end, Li Dan dug bamboo shoots, but also energetic, Li Tiezhu how to guide him how to dig.
“This one is broken, it doesn’t count, dig again.”
“This one is too small count half a root.”
“Dig deeper.”
“Swing the hoe higher ……”
The cameramen came back and looked at each other, hell knows what black magic Li Tiezhu used.
Not long after, Qin Tao also carrying a basket of bamboo shoots and ruler over, have stared at the dog dumbfounded, surrounded by Li Dan “excited” digging bamboo shoots.
Did the sun come out from the west?