Strictly speaking, for Li Dan, Li Tiezhu has already been considered to suppress “old artists”.
He is lazy or not lazy is irrelevant, come to the mushroom house work or not work is not so on the line, and even out of the mockery of Qin Tao is not intolerable, mainly Li Tiezhu do not want to tolerate, and even more intolerable is that this goods to work this kind of thing is full of contempt and ridicule, and even contempt.
As a “worker” originated Li Tiezhu, you have to meet the face of the dry back.
From the back of the bamboo shoots back, Li egg has not done anything has been there to complain of suffering, bamboo shoots in the basket are no one peeled, this kind of person who see are annoying.
So, Li Tiezhu looking for an opportunity to pit him to dig chestnuts.
Li egg is not good to resist, said to the ruler: “You take the sickle to dig, I am responsible for the back.”
Li Tiezhu directly said, “Ruler peel out the bamboo shoots, I want to eat them tonight.”
Ruler was embarrassed, who exactly do I listen to?
He Ling was very forceful, came over to the ruler and said, “Do you know how to peel bamboo shoots? If you don’t, I can teach you, it’s very simple, like this ……”
Beautiful!
Shao Gang silently takes the scythe and follows Li Dan, muttering as he goes, “Didn’t I tell you to talk less?”
Li Dan: “He’s targeting me.”
Shao Gang: “Why doesn’t he target others?”
Li Dan: “Because I don’t like to work, so what?”
Shao Gang: “Then throw the basket away and go back to sitting.”
Li Dan: “……”
Huang Sanshi slipped to Li Tiezhu’s side with interest, “What are you doing with the bamboo basket?”
Li Tiezhu: “For grilling and barbecuing and loading vegetables, and in the future it can also be used to load dried bamboo shoots and so on, the mushroom house is a bit short of tools.”
Huang Sanshi: “It’s pretty good! Will you cook or I do it tonight?”
“Not in the mood.”
“I guess so, haha! Thanks!”
“No thanks, I just don’t like the guy myself.”
“Well, I’m going to go make dinner.”
This segment certainly wouldn’t be broadcast, and Huang San Shi was once again busy, surprisingly having a long-lost happiness.
Carrying two back basket of chestnuts Li egg, and paralyzed in the living room to play lazy, Shao just said him for a while, he did not move, here Li Tiezhu can not see.
At this time, the pop-up spit:
“Li Tiezhu still has ten seconds to reach the battlefield!”
“This kind of person is so despised.”
“Suddenly, I feel that Chen Chi-Chi is so diligent!”
“What a thick skin.”
“Don’t like this ugly man, hurry up and go!”
“Can’t you feel it? Teacher He and Huang Sanshi didn’t even talk to Li Dan the whole time.”
“God bother this ugly guy.”
“This is a sign of lack of education!”
“Huang San Shi and He Ling are busy, what gives him the right to lie?”
Next door, Huang Sanshi cuts vegetables, Shao Gang is busy helping with the work. Outside the courtyard, He Ling and Ruler peeled bamboo shoots and cut them into dried bamboo shoots, while Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao teamed up to prepare barbecue utensils.
And Li Dan was still lying on the carpet, smiling slightly, “Teacher Shao Gang, the amount of exercise I did today is really the amount of exercise I did in a year! No kidding.”
Shao Gang: “Egg, you’re overdoing it by lying down like this, Tie Zhu and the others are all working.”
Ruler, who had just come in and was ready to sit for a while, immediately got up and went out to work again.
Lee Egg, however, said, “I’m different, I eat with my mouth and talent.”
Huang Sanshi couldn’t stand it anymore: “Tell me, which one of us here is relying on work for a living? Isn’t Li Tiezhu more talented than you?”
Li egg: “My physical condition does not allow ……”
“That who! Come out and wash the capers, wring them out, and dry them!”
Suddenly, there came a yell from Li Tiezhu.
Li egg shivered, instantly sat up, without the slightest hesitation pulled his legs out and grey to wash the capers.
The pop-up was instantly soothing:
“Cool!”
“Li Tiezhu is awesome!”
“Just can’t spoil this kind of goods.”
“You really think you’re a star?”
“In terms of fame, who’s worse than him?”
“It’s still my serious brother who speaks well! Hahaha ……”
Qin Tao made up the iron fence, Li Tiezhu made yellow mud paste a barbecue cooker, put the iron fence on top, simple barbecue grill is ready.
Li egg came to the chestnut back basket, squatted, did not move, lasted three minutes.
Li Tiezhu directly walked over: “Tired?”
Li egg: “Really tired.”
Li Tiezhu: “I’ll help you.”
Li egg stood up and was about to leave, “Thanks …… you’ve done it in a few strokes, why bother tossing me.”
Li Tiezhu grabbed Li egg with one hand, pressed to the ground, sat on his back, grabbed both his legs and lifted them up, Li egg screamed in pain as he beat the ground.
Shao Gang heard the sound and rushed to the door, “What’s going on?”
Teacher Huang: “Nothing, just helping him loosen his muscles, not tired? Pulling it will be fine, this is called pulling the lazy tendon.”
Shao Gang: “……”
Qin Tao also clapped his hands and came over, no other, only hand familiar er, clamped Li egg’s two arms on the Internet to lift, pain Li egg crying.
Qin Tao concern: “Egg total, you belong to false fatigue, we give you a pull on it.”
Li egg: “ah ah ah …… pain pain pain ……”
When the programme was put here, this segment was not subtracted and was presented directly to the audience:
“I’m cool to see this!”
“My Tie Zhu never spoilt such people!”
“I don’t think it’s necessary, just secretly fix it, directly targeting affects Tiezhu’s popularity.”
“Objection! It’s going to be a public execution!”
“Sneakily fixing him, that’s not being a proper brother!”
“Li Egg is looking for the wrong person to sell his bitchiness.”
“Qin Tao is really a good helper for Li Tiezhu, look, what a tacit understanding!”
He Ling only glanced at it and continued peeling the bamboo shoots, calm as a horse: “Tiezhu, Qin Tao, you two pull gently.”
Li Tiezhu: “Why?”
He Ling: “Lightly pull can pull a little longer, the effect is better!”
Qin Tao: “I see!”
Li Dan: “I know it’s wrong! Ah ah …… I work ……”
He Ling smiled and said to the ruler, “Look, this bamboo shoot is tender, right?”
The ruler shivered, “Tender! Quite tender!”
Three minutes later, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao finally let go of Li Dan.
Li Tiezhu squatted down and asked with concern, “Do you feel soothed and energised?”
Li Dan: “……”
Qin Tao: “It seems that the stretching is not in place, again!”
Li Dan hurriedly jumped up, “Enough is enough! I’ll work right away!”
Qin Tao then followed Li Dan and supervised the work, making Li Dan wash the capers one by one, not allowing the slightest bit of laziness.
Li Tiezhu cut up the ingredients to be used for the barbecue and marinated them on.
As it was getting late, Huang San Shi made a few dishes and everyone started to eat, Li Dan grumbled and sat down complaining that he was too tired and his body was about to fall apart or something like that. Ruler was busy serving Shao Gang, Teacher He and Teacher Huang.
Li Dan hands the bowl to Ruler again, and Ruler obediently goes to serve him the rice.
Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao glanced at each other, anyway, the beam is formed, afraid of nothing!
At the same time, two bowls were handed to Li Egg.
Li Tiezhu: “Thank you!”
Qin Tao: “Trouble you.”
Li Egg: “……”
Although he was upset, he could only obediently go and serve the food.
After a meal, the old people sat in the pergola and drank tea and chatted, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao and Ruler were skewering kebabs, and it had to be said that Ruler was a good boy, and Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao chatted with him quite happily.
And Li egg ran inside again paralysed to go, the body is not necessarily tired, the mental state must be particularly stifled.
Shao Gang ran in and asked, “What’s wrong? Body all right?”
Li egg did not dare to say that Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao bullied him, and could only say, “Sunburned, in addition to cooking smoke and fire, the body is a little difficult ……”
He Ling was considerate enough to get him a small blanket to cover him, and he could see that He Ling was very thoughtful, which was a professional habit. But he didn’t give Li Dan a cover, and threw it directly on him, which can also see some small problems.
Li Egg aggrieved, “I will lie here, I must lie enough for twelve hours a day, otherwise it won t work …… Physiological needs.”
Shao Gang was helpless and worried, “You are …… not sick, right?”
Li egg: “Nothing! I just owe to lie …… down.”
He Ling is a good person, this is the opinion of most people, and he is indeed a good person, this is not, he ran to the courtyard, said to Li Tiezhu: “Li egg can’t do it, he said he owes it to lie down, he must lie down enough for twelve hours a day!”
Li Tiezhu shrugged it off and walked into the house, “General Egg! Eat barbecue or not?”
Li egg: “I don’t eat ……”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s just right, we all eat, if you don’t eat, come and skewer meat for us!”
Li Dan: “Why? I don’t even eat.”
“It’s because you don’t eat that I’m letting you skewer it, don’t be polite to me.”
“Who’s polite with you? If I don’t lie down for twelve hours, I’ll have health problems.”
“What problems?”
“I don’t know, something will go wrong anyway!”
“That’s all the more reason to get up, not letting you lie down enough today, and then …… what are the consequences aren’t we clear?”
“You ……”
Li Tiezhu attitude is resolute, play it you? Take this as what place? No one is allowed to lie down in the mushroom house! Except Song Zhu’er!
Li Dan came out after all.
Li Tiezhu’s request was very low: “Anyway, you don’t eat it, I’ll grill it for everyone to eat, and you can’t fail to keep up with the speed at which everyone eats it. It’s that simple!”
So, Li Egg played with the skewers.
Teacher He, Huang Sanshi and He Ling ate Li Tiezhu’s grilled meat skewers, slurping and praising, and drank the wine Li Tiezhu bought with his deposit, drifting away. Because, even Shao Gang had no time to take care of the suffocating Li Egg.
Ruler and Qin Tao were also happy while giving Li Tiezhu a helping hand and eating kebabs.
Only Li Egg, who kept skewering but couldn’t eat, was in a bad mood and said, “I skewered so much, give me some too.”
Li Tiezhu said, “Eh! No way, just now you said you don’t eat, it’s not good to eat now to be photographed.”
So, Li egg did not eat a bite of barbecue until the beginning.
Li Tiezhu told him, “This is called a variety effect, surely you understand, right? This way people feel sorry for you and will pop up to support you.”
Li Egg nodded his head, but in his heart, he said, “Variety your ass art! Laozi also wants to eat barbecue!
The barbecue party ended, Li Tiezhu looked at the rubbish on the ground and sighed, “Eating barbecue is fun for a while, but cleaning up ……”
“I’ll do it!”
Li Egg instantly jumped out, took a broom and began to labour.
Everyone drank a little wine and watched Li Egg clean up, while Ruler and Qin Tao went to help.
Then, Teacher He added, “There are so many bowls tonight, I’m afraid I’ll have to wash them until the middle of the night ……”
“I’ll do it!”
Li Dan jumped out again.
Pop-up comment:
“The Metamorphosis makeover was a success!”
“So the consequence of Lee Egg not lying down enough for twelve hours is that he’ll work like crazy?”
“Hahahaha …… Laughing to death!”
“The Mushroom House Trio all went dark this issue!”
“Li Tiezhu did a great job.”
“Am I the only one who feels this way? Li Egg just simply wanted to finish the job early and go to bed.”
“Li Egg has fallen apart ……”
“I just love Li Egg’s no-frills laziness!”
“I also like Li Tiezhu’s no-frills lesson in laziness!”
Jingle Bells ……
The phone rang.
He Ling picked up the phone, “Hello? This is Mushroom House, may I ask what you would like to order?”
The caller said, “I’ll have the fried snail, carp with pickled vegetables, and roast pork with bamboo shoots!”
He Ling tried two sentences, hung up the phone, and came out to Li Tiezhu, “This person ordered three dishes, fried snail, carp with pickled vegetables, and roasted pork with bamboo shoots. Tie Zhu, what do you think?”
Li Tiezhu thought about it, “Snail words …… are actually in the paddy field, who is going to catch it?”
Li Egg raised his hand, “Me!”
Anyway, if I don’t take the f*cking initiative, it’ll end up being me doing it, I’ve given up! That’s how active it is!