Li egg has dug eight bamboo shoots, only three qualified, the other is either broken or dug rotten or too small, were Li Tiezhu thrown away.
At this time, the sun slopes to the west.
Qin Tao and the ruler came, the number of cameramen suddenly increased to four, there are also a number of producers and staff.
All eyes were on them!
Li Egg felt like he could do it again, while digging a bamboo shoot, Li Egg carried his hoe and pestled around the ground in an extremely perfunctory manner, and even, the hoe didn’t manage to enter the ground by half a centimetre.
Instead of being perfunctory, it was more like a provocation.
He even let out a strange cry, “Oops! I can’t dig!”
When the programme was put here, there was even a pop-up saying:
“Chief Egg is so much fun!”
“This is too much theatre, isn’t it? Not bad for a stand-up comedian.”
“Hahaha, laughing my arse off!”
“You can stop watching if you don’t like it, my family’s Lee Egg’s sense of variety that’s not covered!”
“This little action is too funny ……”
But more pop-ups went like this:
“Stupid guest, get out!”
“Ugly and sh*t, disgusting.”
“You call this humour? I would have slapped him directly.”
“I can’t stand this kind of ugly guy who wants to be a P*ssy, do you deserve it?”
“Li Tiezhu can work, how valuable is he?”
“What kind of rubbish guests are invited this time?”
“Apart from Qin Tao, I can’t like any of them.”
“Don’t beep, my serious brother will definitely teach him how to behave, wait and see!”
The recording scene was also quite awkward.
Ruler said, “Brother Egg, you have to push harder, dig deeper, dig very deep in order to dig out the roots of the bamboo shoots.”
Li Egg: “I can’t do it I’m too tired.”
Ruler: “You can!”
Li Dan: “I can’t, I really can’t, I’m really not well. This way, will you help me dig?”
Ruler: “Oh! That’s fine.”
Qin Tao saw that Li Tiezhu’s face was not right and hurriedly stopped Ruler: “No way! Why should we help them dig? We’ve already completed our task.”
Ruler: “But ……”
Li Dan carried his hoe and left, even deliberately walking past Li Tiezhu, shouting, “I’m too tired, I have to go back and sleep for three hours.”
Li Tiezhu sat on a bamboo leaf and was brushing his mobile phone, his head didn’t lift: “The remaining three trees, who is going to dig?”
Ruler: “I can! Brother Egg is really not in good health.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then you dig. Since Brother Egg is not in good health, then cut all his footage, don’t let the audience watch and think that he’s being lazy, this will have a bad effect on Brother Egg.”
Ruler, who wanted to help his boss, instantly froze.
Qin Tao sat down next to Li Tiezhu, also took out his mobile phone and started to play Ball Battle without saying a word.
This wave of followers is the producer Wang Zhengyu, and he and the director follow a separate wave. After hearing Li Tiezhu’s somewhat unauthorised shouting, the cameramen looked at Wang Zhengyu, their eyes inquiring, did Li Tiezhu say what he said?
Wang Zhengyu is with Li Tiezhu cooperation four ha, this season of the Mushroom House, is also his support for Li Tiezhu into the, natural position firm, after all, he was also disgusted by this goods:
“Since Li Egg is quitting, let’s delete all the footage! Only stay for half of this episode, call the next guest to come earlier.”
In one sentence, the conclusion was sealed.
Everyone, including Li Egg who walked out a few metres, heard the card.
Reasonable ah!
Li Tiezhu from his debut to now, all the way to the level, never played a big card, if there is, then today is the first time.
The most important thing is that, in addition to Yehnela, no one has played a big game in front of Li Tiezhu, why? Because Han Hong, Chen Yi Sen? Because his master Cheng Dalong? Is it because of the huge Penguin Group behind it?
Yes! And no.
The main reason is that Li Tiezhu not only has outstanding talent and strength, but he is also very down-to-earth, and he is never arrogant and domineering. He never fawned on the seniors, nor did he bully and suppress newcomers.
Li egg this time really anxious: “I do not want to quit ah! I really can’t work anymore, I haven’t done farm work since I was a kid!”
Wang Zhengyu: “It doesn’t matter! The big deal is that all of this period will be scrapped, and I’ll hire a new artiste to make up the third period.”
Li Dan was utterly confused, a Li Tiezhu, has such a big name? Isn’t he just a singer? I’m still the number one in stand-up comedy! Suddenly, he remembered that a certain subordinate of his called Wang Tie had said that Li Tiezhu was a big name that could not be messed with, and even Chen Chi Chi had to retreat.
Li Egg said, “I’m doing this for variety effects, Mr Wang!”
Wang Zhengyu coldly said, “You are smashing my rice bowl!”
Li Dan sophistically said, “No! I’m doing this to make a little contrast out of it, highlighting that they’re great and I’m a loser, this kind of topicality ……”
Wang Zhengyu: “You think you are humorous?”
Li Dan: “……”
Things have reached such a stalemate that it seems hard to unravel, and it might even be true that this issue is going to be scrapped all together.
Li Egg was anxious but didn’t know what to do.
Ruler’s embarrassment cancer was on the verge of breaking out.
Qin Tao was still calm, directing a bunch of little balls in his mobile phone to run around for their lives, while his ears were perked up to listen to the bigwigs going through the motions.
No one spoke for a while, not knowing what to say ah.
Li Tiezhu suddenly said, “From the place where Li Egg carries a hoe and says he won’t dig away and walks away, continue to pick up, scriptwriter, give a script!”
The accompanying planner was confused.
Li Tiezhu shook his head, “Forget it, I’ll do it! The camera is ready to shoot me …… egg brother! There are a lot of snakes in the bamboo forest, there is a kind called seven steps down, you be careful not to get bitten.”
Li egg: “Ah?”
Wang Zhengyu: “Ah what ah? Take a few steps forward, then respond to Li Tiezhu’s words. Just say that you’re afraid of snakes, then come back and continue working, otherwise, this period will be cut off.”
Li Egg felt humiliated that after being bullied for a while, he had to go along with the act.
However, there was no choice.
The Mushroom House didn’t need the traffic of Spitting Fest, but Spitting Fest needed the heat of The Mushroom House, and even, the strong support of Penguin Culture.
Therefore, Li Egg could only base a smile on his face: ”Huh? I’m most afraid of snakes, I’d better come back to dig bamboo shoots!”
“Ka! Fauqua, come again.”
Wang Zhengyu said.
Li Egg’s face was unsightly, but he could only try again.
A series of five attempts, just barely passed, Li egg continued to dig bamboo shoots, this time he also do not whole moth, it seems that the waist is not sore legs do not hurt, off the bone in general, just twenty minutes to dig out three fat and tender nanzhu bamboo shoots.
This Nima, like a bad body?
The ruler was embarrassed for him.
When going down the mountain, Li Dan dragged at the end, carrying a hoe with a gloomy face.
Li Tiezhu carried bamboo shoots on his back and deliberately waited for him to walk down, saying, “Not happy?”
Originally, Li egg was perfunctory and contemptuous to Li Tiezhu at first, and it was nothing, Li Tiezhu had seen a lot. Later, his disrespect to He Ling and Huang Sanshi made Li Tiezhu have to target the following him, but only to teach him a lesson. Who would have thought that he would later humiliate my Tao Zi, this can be tolerated? I’ll f*ck you to death!
Li Dan: “Hmph!”
Li Tiezhu: “If you’re not happy, just hold it in! Think about it, you’re not here for Mushroom House, you’re here for Metamorphosis, so you’ll feel better.”
Li Dan became even more angry, how dare a newcomer taunt me like that?
Wang Zhengyu walked over, “Don’t be angry, laugh! You have to laugh, you know? Working makes you happy! This is the purpose of our programme, understand?”
Li Dan: “I know.”
Then, the four of them returned to the mushroom house carrying bamboo shoots, and Li Egg was the first to call Shao Gang to cry:
“They bully me, they always make me work, and when I don’t work they call me, torture me, and have to force me to work! They also said that I was participating in the Metamorphosis. Especially that Li Tiezhu, he even said he would cut my scenes. He keeps calling me, and I’m too embarrassed to hit him ……”
He still found him humorous and didn’t dare to roll his eyes but could only complain in a roundabout way like this.
In the car, Huang Sanshi couldn’t help himself, “Li egg! Don’t be embarrassed, you directly beat up Li Tiezhu, it’s okay, Teacher He and I support you in your death!”
Shao Gang said, “Don’t mess around, ten of you can’t beat Li Tiezhu.”
Li Dan: “I know, that’s why I’m in a lot of pain …… that, you remember to buy me aloe vera gel.”
The pop-up screen directly exploded:
“Just this kind of P*ssy, but also aloe vera gel?”
“Do you need to take care of yourself?”
“Your face is ten times uglier than Li Tiezhu’s. Who gave you the courage? Fish Leong?”
After that, the ruler also said two sentences, “That, Mr Shao Gang, I hope you’re happy, don’t have negative energy or anything, be happy ……”
The phone hung up.
The audience was baffled.
He Ling, who was driving the car, laughed like a thief, Huang Sanshi snickered, and Shao Gang in the back row laughed bitterly. Because, they already know what happened in the Nanzhu Forest, Li Tiezhu cleaned up Li Egg, and it was pushed to death without leaving any way back.
Therefore, the last words of the ruler are implying that Shao Gang Li Egg is a f*cking wimp, you must not fight with the programme team, it is not worth it.
He Ling laughed and shook his head, I should have known to communicate with Shao Gang and Li Dan, who is not good to mess with you to mess with Li Tiezhu?
Huang Sanshi laughed happily, from the very beginning, he saw Li Dan’s stupid lack of eyes, just like you, but also the sense of variety? I don’t know what to say! The same is lazy, Chen Chi Chi dump you ten streets, but also does not offend people.
Three people to buy food back, in order to create variety effects, secretly get off, tiptoe to the courtyard door to look inside.
Two very different scenes.
Li Dan was paralysed in a bamboo chair, his expression was very unhappy.
Ruler was teasing the dog.
Li Tiezhu scratched bamboo splints and was weaving something, which seemed to be a small bamboo basket.
Qin Tao is handling a big pile of capers.
After that, Huang Sanshi and He Ling pulled Shao Gang into the grass hut where the chicken nest was located and secretly observed the four little ones through the small window.
Ruler and Li Dan were sitting in the pergola, teasing the dog with one thing or another.
Qin Tao dried the capers and asked Li Tiezhu, “Want to help?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, you go to the utility room and take out that roll of wire to make a grill.”
Qin Tao: “I know, round or square?”
Li Tiezhu: “Rectangular.”
Then, Li Tiezhu braided a small bamboo basket, threw it aside, and braided another one. Qin Tao came out with wire and a vise, weaving a rack for the barbecue. The two moved skilfully and worked diligently.
On the other hand, in the pergola, Li Dan was paralysed on a bamboo chair and complained, “What kind of show is this! Boring as hell, not as fun as our show ……”
Ruler: “It’s still fun, it’s just that we can’t work.”
Li Dan: “What’s the point of working?”
He Ling laughed, called Li Egg and said, “What are you guys doing?”
Li Dan immediately put on his back basket and said, “I’ve dug up a lot of capers and am going to get some more back.”
He Ling: “That’s good! You tell Ruler to stop teasing the dog, and Tiezhu and Qin Tao to stop knitting things, and go get the capers first.”
Li Dan shouted a few words to the trio and suddenly realised that something was wrong.
Then he saw the people in the thatched hut and shivered in fear, followed by embarrassment. Because he lied, the capers were made by Qin Tao, he had been slacking off, and this time he was seen by the bigwigs, who had just spit out that the programme was boring.
Li Tiezhu then did not put down the work in his hands, he had seen He Ling they drilled thatched hut, did not say just.
Qin Tao even did not give Li Egg face, continue to weave his barbecue grill.
Li Dan laughed to ease the embarrassment and silently put down the basket, “So it’s spying on us! Scared me.”
Li Tiezhu: “Let’s get two more baskets of chestnuts! Chief Egg is working hard today.”
Li Egg: “……”
He froze, silently put on the back basket again and walked out of the small courtyard, just bragging that he got the capers, now it’s good! Repentance ah! Really Nima is a metamorphosis ……