“HE!TUI~”
Li Tiezhu wiped his face against the wind, the early summer wind was very warm and delicate, but why did he always feel that there were spittle caught in it? Is it possible that one of the viewers has broken through the screen dimension? Directly dislike face spit?
I think spit is also spit Huang Sanshi this fat man, just his back wind, I face the wind, in vain bad this undeserved disaster!
“It’s raining!”
“Huh?”
“It’s raining, collect your clothes!”
Li Tiezhu only then went to collect his change of clothes, so it was not a mouthful.
This night, a long time to return Peng Yu Chang, finally tasted the warmth of home, Li Tiezhu bought a cake, half of the cake into his stomach, to which Li Tiezhu is very pleased, secretly and He Ling high-five celebration.
Huang Sanshi quietly came over, “Fatten Peng Yuchang, the three of us will share the bonus equally, how?”
Li Tiezhu said, “You go talk to the programme team about the bonus, you four, me and Teacher He two.”
Huang Sanshi: “I’m four, you two two, what about the remaining 20%?”
Li Tiezhu: “Brother Peng Peng ah! People’s parents have fattened up ten pounds, mustn’t they count a share of the credit?”
Huang San Shi: “What about me? I’ve fattened up twenty pounds.”
Li Tiezhu: “The money has bought cakes, why don’t you eat more?”
Huang San Shi: “I’ll put on ten more pounds, right? Roll! Director, come here, and the producer ……”
All went well in the negotiations, the price was high, a whole three hundred dollars in ocean.
Huang Sanshi walks with the wind, negotiate with me? Hmph!
After the meal, Huang San Shi and He Ling continued to advertise “A Good Show” and “Wind Dog Boys”, Pang Pang was in a very good state after being “received” and grabbed to wash the dishes, which was intercepted by Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao, “You’ve grown a lot of fat, what are you doing washing the dishes? It’s unethical!
Pang Pang sat back and sighed: “Tiezhu is so nice, even do not let me wash the dishes ……”.
Huang Sanshi snickered, “You have to adjust your state, Tiezhu basically won’t let you work in the future.”
Peng Peng: “Why? Why is he so nice?”
Huang Sanshi: “Isn’t he filming to lose weight, he needs to work more. You have to give in to people.”
Peng Peng nodded repeatedly, “Don’t worry, I’m done filming, I don’t care. He needs to work, of course I’ll let him.”
He Ling smiled wryly, “Our Pang Pang is really a good boy ……”
The Three Musketeers laughed so hard that Peng Yu Chang scratched his head.
Yi Xiaomao still decided to go and see if the ducklings had fallen asleep yet, staying with this group was scary, the set-up was too deep. It is better to play with the radish, even if it is tickled, then at least …… it has been cool, right?
Furry white doodle stuff, the most interesting.
Pop-ups:
“Eyeballing it, three periods of ten pounds isn’t hard.”
“Even though it’s three phases, it’s actually more than half a month!”
“Pumbaa will definitely grow ten pounds!”
“My family Tie Zhu never da bamboozle ……”
The meal has been finished, the dishes are still left quite a lot, Li Tiezhu and took out the money left over to buy food, to buy wine for the old few, yes, it is twelve yuan a catty of sorghum wine, fifty-six degrees of white wine, so that they can enjoy themselves.
The programme team also know the importance of this matter will not be broadcast, only record them talking and chatting plot, will not cut into the drinking picture.
Yu Wei and slam dunked two mouths and began to brag: “Think about it, when we Liu Guan Zhang three brothers dunked Li Tiezhu, that guy, that scene …… tsk! He drank with us with his tail between his legs. If he didn’t drink, we’d take off his trousers! Seriously! Iron column at that time only debut, scared yo, buttocks are clamped! Ha ha ha ha ……”
He Ling: “Really? You guys dare to do this to my brother Pillar?”
Yu Weihe slapped the table, “How can this be fake? Back then, we poured a whole bottle of white wine into him for less than twenty minutes, right? He is also quite capable of holding up, hard did not wimp out, we wheel battle ah! I was so scared. Later he couldn’t drink, it was Nie Yao who sent him away, really want to do it, I reckon I have to vomit …… hahahaha …… This is the only time I dunked him, and then I also encountered it, didn’t dare to, afraid of late.”
Huang Sanshi said, “I heard that Tiezhu is now practiced, a catty and a half to drink casually, do we want to try a wheel battle?”
He Ling: “Recording the programme, this is not appropriate, mainly …… not enough …… wine.”
Huang Sanshi: “I’m happy today! The programme team pays the bill! It’s almost time to record here, this instalment is absolutely wonderful! Brother Pillar! Come and have a drink!”
Yi Xiaomao, who had been driven out of the kitchen by Li Tiezhu, shivered and shrank under the table in an attempt to hide himself.
Huang Sanshi saw it at a glance, “Xiao Mao, don’t hide, you’re Tiezhu’s number one lapdog, you can’t run away! Damn it, how dare you fatten me up! Never mind the producer and director, those two are just for show, do you see any contribution from them in this issue?”
Fang Bo laughed loudly, “Hahahahaha …… Yellow Old Evil, you have been pitched by a newcomer? Aiya, what a relief!”
Wang speed: “Told you guys, we, Xichuan waifu, are just reckless!”
Huang Sanshi: “You’re also in Li Tiezhu’s gang, roll to the opposite side!”
Wang Zu: “Old fox, you’re a self-made man! Come on, which one is afraid of which one! Robe family ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Never pull the plug!”
Wang Zu: “That’s right! Come on, let’s drink up!”
Peng Yuchang quietly prepared to run away, but Yu Weihe grabbed him: “What are you running for? You’re also in Li Tiezhu’s gang! He bought you a cake!”
Li Tiezhu looked at the executive producer Wang Zhengyu and asked, “Old Wang! Is everything alright?”
Wang Zhengyu: “The recording of the programme is over, they’re looking for you to spar, go fix those old men!”
Li Tiezhu said, “I’m still memorising questions at night, I don’t drink.”
Wang Zhengyu: “Don’t be a wimp! You must drink those old things down for me tonight!”
Li Tiezhu: “Why?”
Wang Zhengyu: “They said that there’s no need for me to be the producer and director, and that the scripts are all your own, so how can you stand it?”
Li Tiezhu: “Speaking the truth? This can’t be tolerated! You give me a pay rise, I’ll go immediately.”
Wang Zhengyu: “……”
Thus, the formation of the spelling forces was completed, with the positive side, Huang San Shi, Fang Bo, Yu Wei He, and He Ling, and the negative side, Li Tie Zhu, Wang Speed, Peng Yu Chang, and Yi Xiao Mao, 4V4.
Recording the show is just work.
Who cares about image after the show? They’re all crazy!
“Tomorrow’s guests won’t arrive until late afternoon, so you guys let loose and drink! The programme team is providing the booze! Come on, let’s get some Moutai ……”
Wang Zhengyu shamelessly shouted, adding fuel to the fire.
This Nima, Maotai are on, can not not drink.
When the programme was put here, everyone thought it was going to be cut, but in fact, it wasn’t cut at all. The programme team found another way to come up with a huge subtitle:
“Excessive drinking is harmful to health, don’t believe you see ……”
The first to die in battle was He Ling.
Li Tiezhu directly two cups of white wine to mang, He Ling shrank under the table.
The whole four taels of white wine ah.
Li Tiezhu and Wang Speed carried He Ling upstairs and settled down, and the fight continued.
The second casualty was Peng Yu Chang, who was rounded by the opposite four and directly fainted.
The third dedication is Wang speed, again by the other side of the round, in the end, Yu Weihe also spelled half a catty with him.
The fourth was Yi Xiaomao, half a catty.
The fifth was Yu Weihe, seven taels.
The sixth is Fang Bo, one catty.
In the end, there were only two people left in the room, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi.
The two people were drunk, and after pushing each other to drink three or four taels of wine, both of them cleared their heads.
“Tie Zhu you faked it?”
“You too! Good acting skills, Mr Huang!”
Both of them had a good capacity for alcohol and hadn’t been poured much, so they were still sober now.
Ring Ring Ring ……
The phone rang at an inopportune time.
Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi, each holding a glass of wine, walked into the house to answer the phone, directly on speakerphone.
Li Tiezhu: “Hello? No insurance, no loans.”
More or less on the top.
The phone floundered: “Ah? Ah …… is that, is that the Mushroom House?”
Huang Sanshi: “It’s Mushroom House! Who are you? Not sleeping at night, you have nothing to do?”
Fatty was also a bit giddy.
On the phone, “No, that what the …… programme team notified me to come to the mushroom house tomorrow for the recording of the programme, saying that they are calling to order food.”
Huang San Shi: “How much do you drink?”
On the phone: “Ah?”
Huang Sanshi: “Li Tiezhu has already drunk half a catty, the other six have already been lying upstairs, I, I Huang Sanshi is still fighting, how much are you fighting?”
On the phone: “I’m a girl ah ……”
Huang San Shi: “Ah? Is a girl ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s always a girl’s voice, you’re drunk, right? Besides, a girl’s drinking capacity is also good ah! My family Zhu’er two catty amount.”
The phone began to stutter, “I I I …… can not, that …… this programme can be returned? I don’t want the notice fee ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Do not return! If you back out, what are we going to record? Quickly say, what do you order?”
On the phone: “I don’t drink.”
Li Tiezhu: “Are you also drunk? I asked what you ordered!”
The female voice on the phone, shivering, said, “I order, I order …… rice.”
Huang Sanshi: “You have to drink to eat!”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Damn you, how can the programme team cut this? Doesn’t this cut the Mushroom House into a drunkard’s club?
The female voice said, “Then I won’t order.”
Huang San Shi: “Bye.”
Hangs up.
Li Tiezhu: “I can’t hear you, do you know who it is?”
Huang Sanshi burped, “Of course I know.”
Li Tiezhu: “Who?”
Huang Sanshi: “By the pig’s baby, the female guest of honour of the flying bar ah, you do not know?”
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment: “That’s the one who gave birth to the baby that Leng Ba replaced? Then tomorrow is not fun, this sentence do not cut into the main film ah! Or else kill you guys.”
Huang San Shi said, “Tomorrow, let her re-call, and cut out the part just now. Didn’t you say that the guest of honour has to be chosen by us together?”
Li Tiezhu: “Go to sleep! There will definitely be more than one female guest tomorrow, all the ones who came today were male.”
Huang Sanshi: “Makes sense.”
The night passed and the next morning unfolded in a light drizzle.
It was not a good weather at first sight.
Yu Weihe and Fang Bo woke up earlier, and when they came to the courtyard, they found that the noodle soup in the cooker was still hot, so they asked, “Where’s Tiezhu? He got up a long time ago and didn’t cook noodles for us, where did he run off to?”
The cameraman teacher replied, “Over there in the mountain puddle, Tiezhu went to that house to help castrate the pigs.”
Yu Weihe was directly stunned, “Holy sh*t!”
Fang Bo almost choked, “Li Tiezhu is really versatile, go, take a look!”