Two people followed the camera teacher out of the mushroom house courtyard, the head is still a little dizzy, last night directly drink lying down, can feel good is strange.
Yu Wei and: “Good reason, how did Tiezhu castrate the pig?”
Room Bo: “I column brother act, why need to explain to you?”
Yu Weihe: “Yes yes yes ……”
When the programme was put here, it once again started to rewind.
More than an hour ago, Li Tiezhu went downstairs holding the radish, cooked a small bowl of noodles to eat, threw the radish upstairs, and built a ladder to look at the eggs laid by the dog and the tigress, then, he went for a morning run.
In order to maintain his weight, Li Tiezhu ate very little every morning, but had to exercise for a long time.
After running along the road for half an hour, when Li Tiezhu returned, he saw a piglet running wildly along the road with blood, and while running, he also grunted with a sharp voice.
A pig this small is starting to kill?
Li Tiezhu froze, only to find that the place where the blood soared was on the stomach, and knew that it was not a pig killing, not far from the house outside, a simple man with a small knife laughed awkwardly, see the laugh see the laugh.
Li Tiezhu kicked over the piglet, grabbed a look, I go, a long mouth on the stomach, intestines are leaking out.
Miserable.
Li Tiezhu carried the pig back to the man and said, “Big brother, are you castrating the pig ah, or ripping it open?”
The han’s hands were full of blood, scratching his head, “I’m not very good at castrating pigs, castrating for fun …….”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Chatting two more sentences, Li Tiezhu only figured out that the original village will castrate the teacher master went to the city to see the children, but this brother Liu’s family piglets and the time to castrate, can not afford to wait, so he castrated himself.
First castrated two males, Brother Liu found that his knife skills can be, it is a little inflated, and then grabbed a small sow, and then it is so.
The male is good to castrate, after all, the domineering spirit is exposed, the sow is not good to castrate, hidden too deep.
Li Tiezhu: “Forget it, you have to die half of the castration method like this, it’s better for me.”
Brother Liu holding the soaring blood piglet: “You’re a big star, you will also castrate the pig?”
Li Tiezhu: “Anyway, it’s more skilful than you.”
In this way, Li Tiezhu began a new job, Brother Liu helped catch the pig, Li Tiezhu castrated the pig, Brother Liu’s family watched from the sidelines, and even occasionally applauded, as devoted as watching a concert.
Brother Liu’s family’s sow is much more productive than a certain point of writer, a foetus gave birth to twelve, each watery white and tender, looks like it is very delicious.
When Fang Bo arrived, Li Tiezhu had already castrated eight of them, and in addition to the ones that had been cut down by Liu’s big brother in a big way, there were still two left.
Two people crowded into the crowd to see, ooh! Very skilful!
Just see, Liu big brother holding a desperately struggling piglet over, Li Tiezhu grabbed the hind legs of a carry, placed on the ground, the left knee directly kneeling on the neck of the piglet, the right foot stepped on the pig’s tail, the left hand picks up the pig’s hind legs, separated, the right hand quickly and accurately a knife cut off, and then quickly remove the castration, the action is so smooth that it is surprising to have a kind of primitive sense of beauty.
Yu Weihe spat, “Luckily last night we disliked teacher Huang, if he bullied my brother Zhu, Fang Bo you will now be cut by him stepping on the ground.”
Fang Bo: “Get lost! If I want to cut, I’ll cut you first.”
When the programme was put here, although many of the shots were mosaiced or simply not cut in, everyone still saw Li Tiezhu’s true strength, and the pop-ups called out Good Guy:
“Good guy!”
“I’m damn straight a good guy!”
“A proper brother doesn’t lie, he says he’ll castrate a pig.”
“I was wrong, I used to think he bragged.”
“Cut the pig P*ssy ……”
“You’re not right upstairs!”
“That said, castrating a pig looks addictive, I’d like to cut something too ……”
“Big brother don’t cut yourself!”
“My dog has been held down, please is a pencil sharpener okay?”
“This is not better than singing and dancing? True talent!”
After the last piglet was cut and given antibiotics, Li Tiezhu threw the pig away to wash his hands.
Brother Liu came over to hand over cigarettes with a grateful face, “Thank you! Thank you, brother.”
Li Tiezhu waved his hand, “I don’t know how to smoke.”
Big Brother Liu went to pass cigarettes to the other people on the show, recording the show, no one wanted him.
In the end, Brother Liu went to ask his wife for instructions, carrying the little sow that has lost too much blood and has no strength to struggle over, said: “Brothers, if you pay for the work, you can’t see the big star, this piggy can’t live, give it to you to eat.”
Li Tiezhu was shocked: “Don’t don’t don’t! This is also too expensive, right?”
A piglet price of nearly one thousand yuan, not a joke, although this head is still small, but how to six or seven hundred yuan, said the expensive is not too much.
Brother Liu said, “Take take take, if you don’t help me, I’ll have to die a few more heads. Besides, castrating a pig is also a few dozen yuan a head, almost. You guys are recording TV, and I’m embarrassed to treat you to dinner.”
The country people are just honest and enthusiastic, they don’t beat around the bush.
Li Tiezhu didn’t wash his hands, and took it with his backhand, “Yes, I’ll kill it first.”
There is no pig knife, Li Tiezhu took the knife to castrate the pig, came to the outside of the house, directly clean cut down. Brother Liu took a bowl to catch the blood, the more embarrassing is that there are no longer a few drops of blood, all spilled outside the pony road, it looks like a murder scene.
The little sow soul to the sky, Li Tiezhu took a plastic bag to put it well, happy and smiling to say goodbye to brother Liu’s family.
At this time, Li Tiezhu found Fang Bo and Yu Weihe: “How did you come?”
Yu Weihe: “To admire my brother Zhu’s gallantry!”
Fang Bo: “Good swordsmanship!”
Li Tiezhu: “Overpraise, overpraise, I have castrated not three hundred but two hundred pigs, practice makes perfect ……”
Yu Weihe: “This piglet is quite big.”
Li Tiezhu flung the little sow: “Sixteen or seventeen catties, originally about fifteen catties castration is the most appropriate, Brother Liu is also waiting for a few days, can not wait any longer, which is forced to castrate themselves.”
Room Bo: “How to eat?”
Li Tiezhu: “I don’t know ah, roast?”
Fang Bo: “Beautiful!”
When they return to the mushroom house, Huang Sanshi, He Ling, Wang Speed, Peng Yu Chang and Yi Xiao Mao are all up, and are rushing rice thinners to discuss about Press Pig’s baby coming to the mushroom house, and just now Pang Pang got a call from Big Baby again, and is thrilled to bits. There’s also a female guest who claims to be unattractive.
They saw Li Tiezhu carrying a small suckling pig back, they were stunned, and then listened to the room Bo add oil and vinegar so, it is even more astonished.
Peng Yu Chang: “My God! Brother Zhu, you are too strong!”
Yi Xiaomao: “So powerful!”
Wang Speed: “I’ll go! How did I miss it? I want to go castrate two of them too, males I can.”
He Ling: “The Mushroom House Bearer isn’t just a name!”
Huang San Shi: “Not bad, Pang Pang go boil water, let’s take care of the piglets. Then who, make a video of the piglet so he can see it.”
Fang Bo: “I’ll play, show the little pig how we killed the little pig.”
Soon Little Piggy got to see the earthy pig killing method from a distance.
Li Tiezhu didn’t know how to kill a little pig, but he could kill a flying pig, so this little pig was treated in the same way as a flying pig.
Just see, Li Tiezhu got a small bamboo pipe, cut a mouth at the pig’s feet, the bamboo pipe inserted, then, squatting on the ground and blowing, the piglet began to expand at a speed visible to the naked eye, and in a short while it was round.
Room Bo’s mobile phone, came the piggy’s iconic laughter: “Goose goose goose goose goose goose …… This is also too cute, right? Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose ……”
After blowing the pig round, Li Tiezhu tied the opening at the pig’s feet, brought hot water to drench the pig, and began to shave.
There is no specialised planer for scraping the pig’s hair, Wang Speed is also a do-it-yourselfer, and directly went to the tool room to make two with iron, and also briefly sharpened them. Then, he and Li Tiezhu started to scrape the pig’s hair together, cooperating skilfully.
Huang Sanshi: “A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, that’s what I’m talking about.”
Peng Peng nodded his head repeatedly, “It’s been a long time!”
Yi Xiaomao squatted next to Li Tiezhu and watched him do it with an adoring face, his face slightly red.
Bouncer:
“So killing a pig is like this?”
“This is the way to kill pigs in the countryside, this is how our family used to do it.”
“Blowing a pig this would be very soulful!”
“Li Tiezhu is really cowhide, and Wang Speed can really do it too!”
“Am I the only one who thinks it’s cute to blow a pig round?”
After scraping the hair it is simple, Li Tiezhu directly opened the piglet, the pig is too small, the internal organs are lost. Then wash the pig and start yard salt curing, prepare for roasting.
After that, Li Tiezhu improved the barbecue that he made last time, and made it into the shape of a roasted whole sheep with Wang Speed, lit the charcoal, and directly opened the barbecue.
Just after grilling, Big Baby and Li Ni arrived, and everyone expressed their welcome.
Big Baby was surprised, “Wow! You guys are also too nice, actually prepared a roasted suckling pig for us …… I’m too touched.”
Nice guy!
The whole thing was a thief gil embarrassment for everyone as soon as it came.
Rini said, “What are you thinking? It doesn’t look like it’s for us!”
Big Baby was embarrassed herself.
He Ling was still good at rounding things up, “We counted on our fingers that a beautiful woman was coming today, so we prepared a pig for you.”
Yang Ying: “Did you guys raise this little piggy yourselves?”
He Ling laughed: “We didn’t raise the pig, it was Tie Zhu who went out for a run and accidentally bumped into the pig, so that’s why we have a pig.”
Yang Ying looked at Li Tiezhu who was roasting the pig, “What do you mean? Is it really crashed into?”
Li Tiezhu: “No, it was seeing Bo and I together, looking too ugly, and scared to death alive.”
Room Bo directly thumbs up: “Beautiful! Let’s both take a photo and stick it on the door of the mushroom house to ward off evil spirits.”
Li Tiezhu: “Scare ghosts for fun? Not friendly!”
Fang Bo laughed: “Also …… what is that, what dishes did the two beauties order?”
Yang Ying: “Braised five-flower meat.”
Li Ni: “Pickled fish.”
Fang Bo then said to Li Tiezhu: “What about the fish?”
Li Tiezhu: “You go over there and swim in the reservoir, you can scare a bunch of fish to death.”
Room Bo then took Wang speed to go: “Wait, brother to get you fish to go.”
The two of them sat in the boat, saw the shore of a grandfather fishing a big fish, immediately came together, first help people with a net to catch the fish, and then one to two, rubbed people’s rods and bait, followed the fishing, in the teacher’s instructions, but really caught two fat fish.
On this side, Li Tiezhu has already roasted the small suckling pig to the courtyard.