Perhaps in the eyes of some people, Li Tiezhu is something like sh*t, can fire all thanks to everyone’s low taste, chunks of sh*t dipped in sugar and shouted so sweet.
But in the eyes of the vast majority of people, Li Tiezhu can fire purely by his musical talent, do not care how people come, he has injected many classic songs into the dead water of the Chinese singing world, as for his brain-dead behaviour and sand sculpture speech, we will laugh it off.
There is a saying that although Liu Xiaohua is sand sculpture, he is not more excessive than Li Tiezhu who has just started his career.
They are the same sand sculpture, why are they so anxious to be with each other?
This is also Liu Xiaohua although also sand sculpture, but in the voice of this programme doomed to head of the reason, after all, she will not sing ah.
She repeatedly jumped horizontally and could only make herself into a real sand sculpture.
But what’s wrong with sand sculpture?
At least, it’s happy.
Not only the sand sculpture itself is happy, but also the sand sculptures who watch it are happy.
The audience loves to watch the sand sculpture!
Every time Liu Xiaohua goes to a competition area, the live ratings of that competition area will explode, one or two issues are just a matter of time, the whole three issues, this can be false data?
Not to mention that many netizens directly leave a message, is to see Liu Xiaohua death.
So Tony teacher kind of oddball on the “happy off comedian”, so Qin Tao this kind of pig farmer was Yunde society, so Li Tiezhu this kind of second-rate last year across the showbiz wind and water.
This shows that Liu Xiaohua this kind of sand sculpture, she is not suitable for singing, but she is suitable …… for fire.
The Voice takes online registration, and Liu Xiaohua rushing all over the place to go to the sea election doesn’t affect her registration. When she arrived in the East China Sea, she had already signed up to get a number plate.
9527, a very rhythmic number plate.
Liu Xiaohua these three days or so, did not give her dear stupid mother to make a phone call, at best, just secretly with Li Fugui Li grandpa sneak chat a few words, this is the most wanton three days of her life, she fully aware of one thing:
It’s good to be alive.
However, she was uncertain about how long she could live, depending on whether or not her mother’s aggression had declined after she got pregnant, and if she was still in full condition, she was probably going to be in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.
“But, a piece of my old mum’s youth has no regrets, piece of no regrets, no regrets, regrets ……”
Hard!
Liu Xiaohua forced this to give himself a cheer, anyway, I f*cking live is also a tragedy, afraid of the fart! In case, one chance in a million, I red?
She still dares to hit me?
Dare!
But surely she doesn’t get to hit me every day?
Right?
Logic genius!
Similarly, when Liu Xiaohua, the most talked about contestant of the 7th Voice, arrived at the audition site of the East China Sea Region, the reporters and contestants went crazy, she’s here, she’s here, she’s really not afraid of death to walk here!
Long guns and short cannons were aimed at Liu Xiaohua.
Liu Xiaohua smiled morosely: ”You guys are afraid that you have some misunderstanding about strength! I, this instalment, will be dedicating an original song! Will definitely sing until you all explode in place!”
Everyone was dumbfounded, Liu Xiaohua can write songs?
Is there really smoke coming out of Li Tiezhu’s family’s ancestral tomb? There is a chance to go dig and see.
After dropping a harsh sentence, Liu Xiaohua refused all the interviews, walked into the marquee area, sat on his box, and began …… to gnaw on steamed buns.
I f*cking wondered!
Why is the online Li Tiezhu concert price so high? I f*cking sell again etching the book? Can you do it, Pillar Dog?
One thousand one hundred and eighty dollars.
Listen to this. Is this a human offer?
Liu Xiaohua was upset, but sold it anyway because, if she didn’t, she wouldn’t have money for food, and it’s all because of my stupid fat mum, oh, God! Did you put sweet or savoury tofu brain in her head?
My daughter is on the verge of fame, and she’s withholding my stolen money, no, withholding my inherent assets.
Wait, wait, wait!
After waiting for more than two hours, the four steamed buns were finished, and it was finally Liu Xiaohua s turn, and she put the next meal of Lao Ganma into her backpack, which was hung on the box, and the box was pushed to a handsome male contestant, and said:
“Watch the luggage for me, when I’m red, I’ll take you flying.”
A male contestant: “……”
Liu Xiaohua valiantly followed the staff and walked into the selection stage of the East China Sea Region, before going on stage, she smiled evilly towards the four mentors under the stage and took a leg ……
“Oh yo poof …… How come your family’s stage has such high steps? It’s not the same style as the other regions ha!”
Liu Xiaohua covered her nose and climbed up in a mess and said.
Xiao Zhen laughed and shivered, and handed over tissues in a trot:
“Warmly welcome sister Xiaohua to visit and guide our four tutors, sorry to cause you to fall, I saw it, it was the steps that did it first! Back, I’ll criticise it.”
Ever since he was beaten up by Li Tiezhu, he had liberated his nature and now had an excellent sense of variety.
Liu Xiaohua took a tissue and wiped his nose, a look, there was no nosebleed, I really have twice the body.
“What about that what ……pass card? Xiao Zhen brother.”
Xiao Zhen retreated back to the judges’ table, bewildered: “Isn’t it necessary for me to give it after you sing? If you give it in advance, it is called cheating! Do you know that? It will affect my idol image, and even more so your debut prospects!”
Liu Xiaohua: “But, you’ve said it all, what about the live broadcast.”
Xiao Zhen: “Then don’t be afraid, I’ll give you a pass card when you’re done singing, at most they’ll suspect me of cheating, but there’s no evidence. Moreover, as far as I know, many viewers desperately want you to advance.”
Liu Xiaohua slightly arrogant: “Aha …… let everyone worry about it, I bar, just play around, red or not I don’t care at all …… If I can make a million dollars a year, I was my mother to break my legs I also come to give you guys a concert, I Liu Xiaohua said! Please support me! A quasi-crippled artiste, biubiu~”
Xiao Zhen was confused, what kind of dialogue is this? I can’t keep up, am I getting old? Is this the legendary generation gap?
The other three tutors are all black, what the hell?
Liu Xiaohua went on stage, turned to the microphone and brewed for three seconds:
“Erm …… hey hey hey …… sorry ah, a little excited, the moment I think about being red after today, I’m a little hyper. At this point, I’m not as good as Pillar Dog. I’ll review …… that what the hell …… today to bring you a new song, an original song!”
Xiao Zhen decisively cupped: “Meizi, you can still write songs?”
Liu Xiaohua sprinkled a smile, “What’s so hard about writing a song? My brother wrote it for me.”
Xiao Zhen: “Ah ah! Little Flower is really gifted.”
Liu Xiaohua: “And don’t overly brag about me, I sing in general, the world’s third …… song is really good, however, my brother is going to have a concert, it’s too rushed, so, there’s no accompaniment, so I can only sing it cleanly for you all to hear.”
Xiao Zhen: “Tie Zhu’s product must be a fine product! I understand! To have the honour of hearing Little Flower sing my brother Tie Zhu’s original song here, it’s really a blessing of three lifetimes!”
The other three tutors, looked at Xiao Zhen like a dog.
Xiao Zhen inwardly woofed, what are you looking at? You’ve never seen a dog licking before? I rely on strength to lick to this achievement! Lick my godfather with massage techniques, lick my brother …… with flowery words, and lick out my life!
Liu Xiaohua began to clear his throat, “Cough cough cough …… Ha Ya …… Ada ……”
The tutors under the stage were shocked, I le a go, the will not really have a divine song descending, right? After all, although Liu Xiaohua is a fighter in the rubbish, but Li Tiezhu extraordinary ah, he can not write a bad song right?
Xiao Zhen smile, he understands, really understands, my column brother of course write song thief great, but, my little flower sister also has the amazing ability to transform the magic into decay.
See you all!
Even the livestock in front of the live screen are starting to lose their cool:
“Are we really going to get promoted?”
“Once Iron Pillar strikes, we’ll know if it’s there or not!”
“My decent brother still spoils the girls after all!”
“I told you, tossing so three or four cities, in the final analysis is still hype, Li Tiezhu directly a divine song to send her into the final.”
“It’s not that simple, is it?”
“Are you guys expecting too much from my flower? Oh my stupid fans ……”
“Is sh*t all over your clever brain? How can my flower sing on key? Whoever wrote the song is useless.”
“Little Flower, go for it, don’t ever let your reputation as a tuneful little public figure fall into ridicule!”
After clearing her throat, Liu Xiaohua’s eyes were cold as she clasped her hands around the microphone.
The three tutors on stage were fully focused, and Xiao Zhen hiccupped.
All the viewers in front of the screen were even more staring and holding their breath.
Only to see, Liu Xiaohua raised his leg high, pretended to perform a split vertical fork, his hair was thrown out, his face fat shook, and he began to sing:
Oh woo!
I’ve forgotten some things, but I remember them now.
One night, my mother asked me
Why aren’t you happy today?
I said in my imagination there was a pair of skates
……
The most calm mentor, Xiao Zhen has begun to scratch his hair, as if to glean himself into a brand new Xu Shanqiang.
The other three tutors were even worse, one had already plugged his ears, another had laughed himself into a frenzy, and another had been confused, obviously not expecting such a wonderful and brilliant musical performance in this world.
The pop-ups were extraordinarily neat:
“Err ……”
“Er ……”
“Er ……”
“Is this N*gga really a song written by Li Tiezhu?”
The security guards were rummaging through their coat pockets looking for quick-acting heart-saving pills, and the mentors were also in a trance from the wave of mental attacks, so there was no one at all to stop Liu Xiaohua’s bombastic performance, and the singing continued:
One step, two steps, one step, two steps, one step like claws and teeth
It’s the devil’s pace, friction, friction
Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing on this smooth ground.
It’s the devil’s pace, it’s the devil’s pace
Ding!
Xiao Zhen finally dragged his disabled spirit and swung his left hand, which specialised in the Hand of God stunt, and pressed the bell.
Liu Xiaohua bounced twice more, ”Hey, it’s the devil’s pace! Hmph! How’s that?”
Xiao Zhen: “Ah …… er ……”
Liu Xiaohua: “It’s okay! It’s okay if you don’t give me a pass card, I won’t blame you, but I’ll present you with another original song, also written by my brother for me. Listen up!”
The pop-ups were begging for survival in the extreme:
“Xiao Zhen, give the pass card damn quick!”
“Please brother!”
“Die die die, ah ……”
“Xiao Zhen what are your hands shaking ah? Tens of thousands of lives hang in the balance ……”
Xiao Zhen indeed hand shaking, is rummaging for pass card, but accidentally dropped pass card on the ground, scared and hurriedly squat down to continue to find.
The other three tutors were shocked, don’t bring you to play like this!
So, the three tutors have to go to find their own pass cards, I do not go to hell …… all f*cking to hell ah ……
Liu Xiaohua ignored, self-centred began to sing, after all, hey! Come to feel it:
Come on.
Come on.
There’s plenty of time.
Come on.
Love.
There’s a lot of stupidity out there.
Come on.
Come on.
There are plenty of directions.
Come on.
Go ahead.
There’s plenty of scenery anyway.
Itchy ……