Ah~Itchy ……
Especially this last voice of Liu Xiaohua, it is called a shocking thunderstorm on the level ground.
The four judges have found their own pass cards, but in the face of this divine song, like being lit up, not moving at all, just face twitching crying and laughing, even let Liu Xiaohua live to sing for almost a minute.
Liu Xiaohua in other regions can never sing today so long, the voice is still a little dry, and stopped.
I am awesome!
This time, she was not interrupted in the middle of the song, not to mention not being evicted by the security guards, and she perfectly displayed her singing voice, and there was no one else in this state. Moreover, the judges had a strange expression on their faces, this is probably the legendary intoxication, isn’t it?
Liu Xiaohua’s stage style was exceptionally stable, and she waited with a smile on her face for the judges, who had never seen the world, to return to their senses.
Swish swish swish ……
Three pass cards were raised.
The security master in the corner directly covered his face, it is true that these stars are shameless.
Liu Xiaohua, who has seen the big world, crossed her arms and laughed: “Wahahahaha …… tutors are also too polite, how is this good?”
The three judges you look at me and I look at you, a look that I would not have lifted if I had known that your desire for survival was also so strong I would not have lifted, all three of these roots want to not lift, but the result is that all of them have lifted.
On the contrary, Xiao Zhen, who has long been committed to give the pass card, does not lift, because, he was Liu Xiaohua sang dumbfounded, his head is now still making ah rapture ah …… like a dream.
The first judge said, “I will not review the song, Kyoto’s peers, thank us!”
The second judge said, “The song I will not comment, the show’s general director, remember to give us a bonus.”
The third judge said, “I won’t comment on the song, viewers watching the live broadcast, directly send pop-up comments, you are more professional.”
The fourth judge, Xiao Zhen, pointed to himself and looked at the other three, even more confused, according to the usual practice, as long as you get the pass card, you must review the contestants, this is a necessary link. Specifically by which review is also not clearly defined, can be given a pass card, or not, but must review.
The three judges have calmed down, smilingly looking at Xiao Zhen nodding his head, a look of we look at you.
Liu Xiaohua also looked at Xiao Zhen with an expectant face, I am very modest, you can say whatever you want, I Liu Xiaohua know that I still have room for improvement, although the start is a little higher, but this will not allow me to inflate, inflate makes people obese, just like my mother.
The pop up screen has gone crazy with joy:
“The magic sound godfather angrily mentioned the three pass cards, there are ancient people in the past, but you are still the strongest.”
“Is this really a f*cking song written by Li Tiezhu?”
“For the audition, two new songs!”
“Last year, Li Tiezhu himself didn’t even go this far.”
“May I ask if it works to wash my ears with Kessel? Waiting online, quite urgent ……”
“Leave your claws, I’m going to go watch the replay and listen to it for another ten or so times.”
“Mum asked me why I was kowtowing to the TV.”
“The lyrics, my mother asked me why I was having a bad day. Is it serious? Your mum backhanded you, right?”
“Right, Liu Xiaohua wake up, your mum can’t be that gentle!”
“Let me do it, I have uremia!”
“Heartbreaking for the three judges!”
“My god, this voice is so sudden, it scared Xiao Zhen so much that he dropped the pass card he had prepared.”
“Those three judges are begging for their lives, if they don’t give the pass card, Liu Xiaohua might do another song ……”
“Am I the only one who thinks Liu Xiaohua sings well?”
“The skateboarding shoes one sounds good!”
“The one about making things ah is also good, I’m going to get it as a mobile phone ringtone.”
“Let’s make it an alarm clock ringtone. Mum won’t worry about you being late anymore!”
“Liu Xiaohua’s song sealed the deal! That’s right, I’m talking about ‘Itchy’, it’s really hard to hear to a new level!”
“I’d like to call her Itchy Girl!”
“Li Tiezhu’s one hit wonder ……”
“He’s got a hammer of a heroic name!”
“Hahaha …… Xiao Zhen doesn’t know how to comment anymore, the expression is so funny.”
Xiao Zhen laughed nor sad nor sad, the expression changed continuously, and finally puffed out a laugh, “Pfft! Xiao Hua ah, this, this, this …… stage style is good, not nervous, this is good …… er …… have you eaten lunch?”
Liu Xiaohua: “If I haven’t eaten, will you still invite me to eat?”
Xiao Zhen: “Not really ……”
“Then what are you asking for? Quickly comment on my singing, I’ll accept it with an open mind and try to improve!”
“Well! Singing skills words …… I myself have no singing skills, I review what?”
“Ah? What about voice?”
“My own voice is average average very average, I’m not qualified to comment on you! So let’s focus on talking about the creation of these two songs.”
Xiao Zhen had gone crazy, completing his last stubbornness as a judge with self-hatred.
Liu Xiaohua remained sharp: “But you can’t write songs either!”
Xiao Zhen: “Erm ……”
Liu Xiaohua: “Huh! Do what what can not, how you red?”
Xiao Zhen: “I’m not red.”
“Nonsense, my classmates like you, a mouthful of cut ……”
“Cough! Then I’m here as an audience member, a person, ah, a human being, to review these two songs of yours, okay? I’m qualified, right?”
“Have it.”
“Thanks for the recognition, ah! What are these two songs called?”
“The first is ‘My Skateboard Shoes’ and the second is called ‘Itchy’.”
“Very good! As for the first song, I personally think it’s written in general, and the rhythm would be okay if it was strengthened a bit. The second one, I hummed along with your tune and found that it’s actually a very good song to listen to ……”
“Is it bad to hear me sing?”
“Sounds good! It’s good! Don’t sing, okay? Listen carefully to the judges, good boy.”
“Oh.”
Liu Xiaohua put away the idea of singing again, a bit unfulfilled.
The three judges under the stage who gave the pass card regretfully wiped the sweat from their foreheads and let out a long breath, it was really deplorable that they didn’t listen to this heavenly music once more.
Xiao Zhen: “When did Tie Zhu give you the sheet music?”
Liu Xiaohua: “What’s a song score?”
Xiao Zhen: “How did you learn without the music score?”
Liu Xiaohua: “My brother gave me a video of him singing, I follow the singing ah, what do you need sheet music? What you say is doraemi hair shivering that kind of Mai? I see seek not understand le ……”
Xiao Zhen: “……”
Another judge said, “Can you show us the video of your brother singing these two songs?”
Liu Xiaohua nodded her head dully, “Sure.”
The cameraman immediately disliked it, getting close enough to film and record the sound.
Only to see, in the video, Li Tiezhu and Justin were practicing concert dance moves, casually, “One step, two steps, one step, two steps, one step like claws and teeth. It’s the devil’s pace, friction, friction. Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing on this smooth ground ……”
I can’t tell you why, but it’s really good.
In comparison, Liu Xiaohua’s one is simply a car crash scene.
In the second video, Li Tiezhu pinched his voice and sang in a girl’s key: “Come on, make it, there’s a lot of scenery anyway, ah …… itch ……”
The four judges started to applaud at the same time.
Really Nima is a genius, the song “Itchy”, written in a thief, sung even better, but why should it be given to Liu Xiaohua? The new song resources in the domestic music scene have reached a level of affluence that can be wasted so recklessly?
Who let her be Li Tiezhu sister?
The pop-up screen was directly stunned:
“My God!”
“The second song is too good, isn’t it?”
“Brother Serious is really a genius!”
“The first one sounds good too!”
“What can’t Li Tiezhu think of? To give these two songs to Liu Xiaohua ……”
“This is strength spoiling a sister, right?”
Liu Xiaohua finished playing the video and grinned, “Hey! My brother sings well too, I’m a bit worse than him.”
A judge spat, “It’s that billion points worse ……”
Another judge shook his head, “Itchy is a good song! Hey ……”
Xiao Zhen gradually adapted to the social awkwardness of this nationally televised nature, and his brain flexed, “Overall, your performance was great too! No other faults, just a little …… pitch, let’s go home and practice more pitch, okay? By the way, your brother is the absolute sound sense, you find him to practice, he will be able to hear it.”
Liu Xiaohua’s eyes lit up, “Right!”
Xiao Zhen: “Right? So, as soon as you are free, video him, sing to him and let him guide you. I’m telling you, the more of this kind of homework you do, the more obvious the improvement will be. Promise me that you’ll work hard!”
Liu Xiaohua nodded frantically, “Mmmmm, I will definitely sing to my brother every day!”
Xiao Zhen smiled heartily and turned his head, seeing the three judges beside him giving him a You Really Jill Show look of approval, his heart also looked slightly pleased:
“Okay, the above is my review. There are only four days until the first elimination round, there is not much time left for you, you must practice hard to improve yourself, understand? Don’t let me and the three judges who gave you the pass card down! I’m bullish on you yo~”
“I will, thank you teachers, thank you brother Xiao Zhen.”
“You’re welcome, it’s all what I should do, go on! I’ll see you in the elimination round!”
“Well, bye.”
Liu Xiaohua was like a butterfly, fluttering away, her small eyes filled with happiness.
I’m going to find my brother to go, column dog yesterday after the Nandu station, also came to the East China Sea, I Liu Xiaohua also got the pass card, of course, I have to go to find Li Tiezhu show off show off.
The live broadcast pop-ups were quite satisfied with the duo’s offensive and defensive battle, and expressed their respective f*cks:
“Xiao Zhen really dog ah!”
“This is probably what’s called a good brother, Liu Xiaohua this sh*t, to share!”
“No more, I’m going to send an itch to each of my most iron few buddies.”
“Itchy girl scourge column dog go, hahaha!”
“What would Li Tiezhu’s expression be when he hears the song he wrote, sung by his own sister?”
“We solemnly promise to never use Liu Xiaohua in the first place.”
Inside the audition room, Xiao Zhen proposed, “Let’s take a break!”
The other three agreed, after all, they were indeed exhausted, just for one song, cold sweats, heartbeat accelerated, blood pressure tumbling, it was time to take a breather.
It had to be said, this girl child singing really kills ah, the thought of elimination will have to endure some more torture, everyone can not be happy.
On the contrary, Xiao Zhen’s last pep talk to Liu Xiaohua made everyone listen to the joyful.
Li Tiezhu is not a person, obviously so good to listen to two songs, have to indulge the sister to torture us, did not expect to be counterattack, right? Liu Xiaohua such a creature, she is a double-edged sword.
However, what is the broken voice of his sister, Li Tiezhu himself heart no forced count? Why do you still want to write a song for Liu Xiaohua? And it’s two songs.
To be fair, Liu Xiaohua himself do not understand, always stingy column dog, when so generous?