The pop-ups were intrigued by this:
“It’s a BUG! I, Tie Zhu, am the BUG!”
“Gudaiki you write songs too! Haha!”
“What a great line about men and women not being related.”
“On Song Zhu’er’s tutelage.”
“Postpartum us.”
“What the hell is going on upstairs? Mixed in with the weird stuff.”
“I want to say, Li Tiezhu this song put on fresh meat, that directly blow up, there is no?”
“Shhh! Concentrate on watching the show, don’t talk, say it again and I’ll @Park Chulon!”
“……”
The entire live screen went quiet, very silently.
This matter, how can I say it?
You can say that Li Tiezhu took advantage of the situation, he sang all the songs he wrote, but you can also say that he lost money, the last show also had one original song per period, not only did he have to create it but also compare his singing skills with other singers.
There is no absolute fairness to speak of, this world has always been like that.
Gu Daji used his advantage of being a host to spit madly, after all,…… intention is not fair.
“You guys call this a newcomer? You call this a newcomer? Bleh ah? I now feel the maliciousness of the programme group, Li Tiezhu is not a newcomer! Everyone be quiet, my name is Gu Daji, the song I sang is ‘Lover’, remember to vote for me ……”
The pop-up screen also laughed like crazy:
“This N*gga is a newbie?”
“This is a nuclear bomb, okay? Straight up nuclear levelling!”
“Scary.”
“Such an oddball coming out for decades, everyone should protect our party, Tie Zhu.”
“Let’s wait for the voting results!”
“This can still fail the kick-off? Are you kidding?”
“But who will be eliminated?”
“Yes!”
“Everyone has done great in this instalment!”
On the other side, Li Tiezhu followed the big beauty Liang Tianyi through the long passageway and arrived at the singers’ rest room.
All five singers present rose to welcome Li Tiezhu, after all, the singing world is also the place where strength is put.
Yan Bing took the brunt: “They all say you are the king of songwriting in the Chinese songwriting world, I’m really not convinced! But you were really great today! Next, I’ll try to challenge you.”
Li Tiezhu humbly said, “You’re welcome.”
Huang Liangling hugged Li Tiezhu, giving Li Tiezhu a surprise, unable to dodge.
This milk is too big, internal injuries!
Huang Liangling: “Too handsome! Tie Zhu brother, you are not yet twenty years old, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “Nineteen.”
Huang Liangling: “How cute! Will you write me a song sometime?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah! Good ……”
Zhang Liying dragged over Li Tiezhu: “How dare you lie to me? You’ve gone up?”
Li Tiezhu: “The director did not let me say, he said that the kick-off singing original is more distinctive, do not let me spread around ……”
Sun Nan and Li Tiezhu shook hands: “Hello again! Every time I see you, there are surprises, the song is really well written!”
Li Tiezhu: “Thank you.”
In the end, Han Hong sat motionless in the sofa, posing as a teacher’s qualification, “The song writing is okay, the singing tsk tsk …… needs to be strengthened!”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes! I know I’m still too far behind, try to learn from all the teachers.”
The other four singers collectively spat inside, who just blew Li Tiezhu out of the water? Wasn’t it you Han Hong? You’re reserved again when you really meet! I really don’t know what’s going on with you.
Han Hong held the identity said: “OK, Beijing opera cavity rap good.”
Li Tiezhu is as happy as if he had won a prize, smiling brightly, very doggedly to Han Hong shoulder pinch. Han Hong often walk through the mountains and ditches to do public welfare, plus originally too fat, the body has not been good.
“Comfortable, right? Xiao Zhen taught me, his massage can be powerful ……”
Li Tiezhu is extraordinarily attentive.
The pop-up screen forced trolling:
“Crap! Xiao Zhen has been very successful in whitewashing recently! Even Li Tiezhu is advertising for him.”
“I have to say, my family cut never sprayed any of my peers except for spraying manure, this is called professional conduct!”
“Xiao Zhen is still good, a man.”
“Female fans said that they like Xiao Zhen and prefer Li Tiezhu.”
“Old Han’s all fat, really should lose a bit of weight, Serious Brother, can you press through?”
Shudu.
Liu Wan Yun looked at her daughter contemptuously, “Have you been invited to this programme?”
Zhao Liya: “No, what’s wrong?”
Liu Wan Yun: “Rubbish!”
Zhao Liya: “……”
Zhao Muye quit, why are you cursing my daughter? This is unethical! He said, “What’s so great about participating in this crap show? Isn’t it just a variety show? What do those viewers know about music?”
Liu Wan Yun instantly slapped Zhao Liya: “This is called grounding, music that ordinary people don’t like, is there any meaning? Is it really more elegant than the people in the lower class? Thanks to you being a music professor, bah! Scum!”
Zhao Muye: “Not …… me ……”
Zhao Liya is desperately squeezing her eyes, father, please do me a favour, don’t argue with her, okay? I’m going to be killed!
Zhao Muye: “That …… Li Tiezhu is also very powerful.”
Liuanyun: “Get lost! You don’t deserve to like Tie Zhu.”
Hengdian.
At the B&B where the fish soup had been cooked, Leng Ba and Yang Mi rolled and fought on the bed.
“Your man will definitely advance this time, your treat!”
“Why should I treat you? Haven’t you exploited me enough? If I had known, I would have listened to Tie Zhu and jumped ship to Penguin!”
“You dare! I’ll gouge you to pieces ……”
“Bah! You’re not allowed to talk sl*tty, or I won’t watch the show with you anymore. I’m someone with a master now.”
“Yoo-hoo? What a woman!”
“Of course.”
“You’re so proud of being a mistress?”
“Depends on whose mistress you are!”
“Spineless! I look down on you. Be reasonable. When are you going to ask Tie Zhu out, so we can have some fun together?”
“Scram! Song Zhu’er beat you to death.”
“Cut! You’re so petty.”
“No, you’re so afraid of pain, how can you stand Tie Zhu.”
“Huh? Oh ooh ooh ooh ooh ……”
“Hey, if you like it, you can go after Tie Zhu yourself and see what you can do. I’m telling you, it’s hard to get a pillar registration! If you do something crooked, Song Zhu’er would really dare to beat you up, so be careful, Mimi.”
“Forget it! It’s just that.”
Yang Mi weighed the situation and decided to give up, I prefer a large forest, I can’t stick to a crooked neck tree.
She didn’t realise that she had missed out on a billion dollars.
After advertising himself, Gu Da Ji introduced some more voting rules, then, too, he got off the stage and ran to the singers’ break room.
Canvassing for votes for himself was a special perk for the host.
Walking back to the rest room, Gu Da Ji was welcomed by everyone, after all, taking almost the same amount of money, but he worked harder, everyone was a bit forced in their hearts.
After accepting everyone’s thanks and encouragement, Gu Daji looked towards Li Tiezhu who was still pressing Han Hong’s shoulders and said:
“I didn’t believe it when Chen Isen told me, but now I believe it. You are a …… what? What’s that one called? Right! Catfish!”
Li Tiezhu: “What kind of fish? Is it good?”
The crowd laughed, this bastard just knows to eat.
Han Hong Dao: “Tonight, no matter what our results are, I’ll treat everyone to spicy crayfish, okay? This is what Tie Zhu ordered! Gently, Tie Zhu, are you going to pinch me to death? Ma Xiao! I’ll have my assistant book it first ……”
With that, Han Hong copied his mobile phone.
Everyone does not refuse, but Han Hong is also a little too good for Li Tiezhu, right? Didn’t he say that outsiders can’t come to the village? Is this not embarrassing?
To kill Li Tiezhu not?
No one dares to say it, after all, it will be very embarrassing.
Zhang Liying is not afraid, she and Li Tiezhu, Han Hong is a hometown, good relationship. She said: ”Sister Hong, said, the village will not leave outsiders to come. How about exterminating Li Tiezhu?”
Han Hong: “Ah? Who should I exterminate? Fair play well, the requirements of the programme group, we do not overstep the kitchen if we are guests.”
Zhang Liying: “……”
Sure enough, he changed his mind! Isn’t this more than a pro son?
Li Tiezhu said, “You’ve watched too much Mi Man, right? Liying sister.”
Zhang Liying: “What?”
Li Tiezhu said: “Extinguish dad ah! It’s not that you’ve watched too much Mi Man?”
Zhang Liying froze for a long time before pouncing on Li Tiezhu punching and kicking, Li Tiezhu naturally not the slightest fear.
On the other hand, the voting was in full swing, and the female host with a very weak presence finally had a job to intercept and interview the audience after the voting. Because it was a live broadcast, there was no way to control the so-called All-Star balance.
“Excuse me, who did you vote for?”
“Of course it’s Li Tiezhu, who else could I vote for?”
“Who did you vote for?”
“Li Tiezhu.”
“Why?”
“Don’t you have ears? Why? Don’t you TV reporters know anything about music?”
“This auntie, who did you vote for?”
“My Tie Zhu!”
“Why your Tie Zhu? What do you have to say?”
“You’re new here, aren’t you? Just graduated? Don’t know about mummy powder? The last thing my Tie Zhu needs is mummy powder. Hey? Who’s that? Where’s your ticket? Show me! Tie Zhu, well, it’s okay, vote for it ……”
Finally, the female host said awkwardly rather than smiling, “It seems that the fanbase of the first kick-off guest of I Am A Singer is still very strong, however, I still want to state that please vote rationally, and it’s best to vote from the perspective of strength and singing ability …… ”
Suddenly, an old auntie with big waves poked her head out to steal the show, “What do you mean? Voting for my family Tie Zhu is not rational? So good song, those few can write it? Just know ow ow ow ow soar high notes ……”
The female host gave a far-fetched smile and pushed aside Auntie Snatcher, “Next, we hand the screen back to the backstage ……”
The screen turned to the lounge.
Li Tiezhu was peeling grapes to eat, the fruit provided by the programme group was not bad to come.
“Auntie, want to eat? I’ll peel them for you.”
Han Hong shook his head straight, eat it yourself, look at you like a starving ghost.
So, after the camera cut over, the audience laughed.
Li Tiezhu ate grapes while gulping, “I used to think that all the fruits on TV shows were fake, the plastic kind, because, since you guys don’t eat them, they must be fake. Later, I realised that none of the stars like to eat fruit, which is strange ……”
Several singers have covered their faces, we also like to eat fruit, okay? It’s just that, isn’t it a bit too much to wolf it down on camera?
Moreover, all the singers here, although they have a lot of fame, the notice fee for the variety show is quite average, the highest Han Hong is only one million a period. You a newcomer, a period of one million and a half million, but also pretend to be crazy?
Li Tiezhu had no face and peeled another banana for himself: ”Ah um, ahn. Teacher Hong Bo is here? Eat banana or not?”
Hong Bo directly rolled his eyes, “I’m here to announce the results of the competition, the current kick-off singer Li Tiezhu, whether the kick-off is successful or not, I’ve got the results here.”
Li Tiezhu took a bite of a banana, “Really? Wow, you’re so great.”
Hong Bo: “……”