“Pfft box box box box ……”
The first one to laugh out loud was Liang Xiaobo behind Hong Bo, originally he was going to sit behind Hong Bo and watch him toss these singers, but he didn’t expect Li Tiezhu to make the first move and come to a head.
The other singers and singer partners also laughed out loud, God damn you good oh.
Liang sweet is laughing so fast plug, no, turn off the gas, lying on the backrest of the sofa where Li Tiezhu straight shivering, let out a goose call.
Yan Bing and Sun Nan smiled and gave Li Tiezhu a compliment.
Hong Bo smashed his mouth helplessly, there was no tart words to dislike Li Tiezhu back, he could only silently pick up the thousand year old mountain and pour it into a glass, dammit! Is the spirit still alive? Everywhere I go, I drink Thousand Years Old Mountain.
Li Tiezhu ate a banana and walked towards Hong Bo with an innocent face: ”Are you thirsty? I’ll announce the result for you, okay?”
Hong Bo hurriedly covered the card with the results of the competition and looked nervous, “You go back!”
“I just want to help you.”
“No need!”
Li Tiezhu went back and sat down resentfully, why is this person like this?
The dog bites Lü Dongbin.
Zhang Liying said, “Director Hong wants to create suspense, every time he reads a name, he wants to say something.”
Li Tiezhu: “I know how to support the length of the programme. I’ve seen The Voice before, man, at first I thought the director was stuttering.”
“Box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box box ……”
Liang Xiaobo’s laughter became more and more perverted.
Hong Bo looked back at him and thought, I can’t let Li Tiezhu torture me alone, coaxing Li Tiezhu to come and kick the bucket, you have a part to play!
So, to Li Tiezhu: “Tiezhu, everyone has wished teacher Liang Xiaobo a happy birthday, how about you?”
Li Tiezhu: “I said happy birthday too!”
Hong Bo: “Nothing else?”
Li Tiezhu shook his head: “No, I sent a small gift the day before yesterday, and I didn’t prepare anything else, just consider it a birthday gift.”
Hong Bo: “As the first kick-off guest, you’re not sincere enough.”
[Ding – Congratulations to the host for getting a free song, “Birthday Song”]
Huh?
Li Tiezhu was shocked, there was a free song?
How could the dog system be so good?
There must be a fraud!
Moreover, isn’t this song available in this world?
After listening to the free song in the system, Li Tiezhu came to the realisation that it is really a dog system, but, anyway, if it is free and doesn’t cost any money, don’t want it for nothing.
It happens to be useful.
So, Li Tiezhu stood up and said, “Then I’ll sing a new song for Teacher Liang, the Birthday Song I wrote especially for him.”
Hong Bo: “Ah?”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah what ah? Wasn’t it you who asked me to show some sincerity?”
Sun Nan: “Hasn’t the Birthday Song been around for a long time? And, you just found out about Liang Xiaobo’s birthday, when did you write it?”
Li Tiezhu: “This one is different, I just wrote it ah, in my head. Quite simple!”
Sun Nan’s jaw dropped, writing a song on the spot? Writing a song in his head? That bit on the internet was actually true?
Yan Bing suddenly became serious, as if he was an enemy.
The other singers also pricked up their ears.
Liang Xiaobo also stopped laughing and silently stood up, living for so long was all about writing songs for other people, and today someone else wrote a song for him.
Pop-up screen:
“Again?”
“Why are you saying again?”
“Li Tiezhu this isn’t even called smashing the venue anymore, this is cannon fire washing the ground!”
“Too fierce!”
“Will it be some kind of divine song again?”
“Why don’t you save it for the competition? Why are we singing it here?”
“Next is the moment to witness the miracle ……”
Hong Bo saw that Li Tiezhu was full of confidence and everyone was curious, so he knew that the effect of this programme was stable, and said, “Then you sing it, do you need a musical instrument?”
Li Tiezhu: “Cymbals!”
Hong Bo and Liang Xiaobo froze, what song with a cymbal? And only one cymbal?
Liang Xiaobo: “Don’t you want anything else?”
Li Tiezhu said, “No need for others.”
Soon, the staff handed over a pair of cymbals.
Li Tiezhu held the cymbals in both hands and cleared his throat.
Everyone quieted down, wanting to see the song Li Tiezhu wrote in his head on the spot, what kind of divine song is it, is it as good as the “You Smile So Good” that he wrote last time on The Voice Live?
Li Tiezhu is directly a voice:
Happy birthday to you.
Cymbal.
Clunk!
Happy birthday to you.
Clunk!
Hippy Boo Boo S Dumb Suddenly Oil Eh~
Li Tiezhu stepped on the floor and made a boom-boom dense drumming sound.
Happy birthday to you.
I wish you a happy birthday.
Good health and all the best.
Good luck and happiness for the whole family.
A lot of happiness.
I wish you a happy birthday.
“May you live as long as the East Sea and as long as the South Mountain.
And a happy day to you.
Happy all the time.
Happy, happy, happy.
→
After a song, Li Tiezhu a cymbal, bowed: “Thank you! Oye~”
Yan Bing rolls on the floor laughing and slaps the floor.
Sun Nan looked dumbfounded and confused.
Zhang Liying and Huang Liangling laughed and covered their faces, this song was too psychotic!
Gu Da Ji looked confused and grew his mouth in surprise, what kind of operation is this? I don’t get it at all!
The singer partners were even more strange, some were laughing, some were shocked, and more were bewildered.
Hong Bo directly applauded, “Wow, you’re great~”
Liang Xiaobo rolled his eyes, this is a birthday song? Why do I feel like you’re sending me away?
On the live screen, pop-ups dominated the screen:
“The divine song reappears!”
“Isn’t this much better than the Lanting Sequence?”
“When Li Tiezhu strikes, it’s either death or injury.”
“It feels like it’s the tune of the Southwest Mourning.”
“That’s it!”
“I am directly the good guys, decent brother never let people down.”
“I also today’s birthday, Li Tiezhu, I thank your whole family.”
“Suitable for single song cycle ……”
“Penguin don’t call me disappointed, tomorrow I want to see this song in Penguin Music.”
“Love it, love it.”
“The road trip starts with this song!”
“It’s even more f*cking brainwashing than ‘The Nervous Song’.”
“Finished, my head is now full of that tune, infinite loop ……”
“I’m going to learn to go back and sing it to my dad.”
“I don’t want to hear it, don’t learn it.”
Shu Du.
Zhao Liya laughed so hard that she slapped the table, silly column is too dull, is there such a thing as wishing someone a happy birthday?
Zhao Muye also laughed, although he has never liked Li Tiezhu, but I am relieved to know that he is a fool.
Liuanyun didn’t laugh and seriously gave Zhao Liya a certain amount (fist).
Zhao Liya looked at her mother grudgingly.
Liuanyun said: “From this matter, what have you learnt?”
Zhao Liya: “Learn what? He’s just a fool!”
Boom!
The fist came out like a dragon.
“Ah!!!”
Liu Wanyun said slowly: “You’re just like most people, worldly prejudice. Am I, Tie Zhu, pretending to be crazy? The world laughs at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at others for not being able to see through it! You think Li Tiezhu is at this level, but he’s actually a few levels higher than you. Although it’s a funny song made for a sense of variety, how many people in the world have this kind of talent? Almost instantly, the melody, lyrics, soundtrack, rhythm, and arrangement were all done in his head, and although the song wasn’t long, it was quite complete. That’s where my family’s Tie Zhu’s genius lies!”
Zhao Liya also got serious and nodded, “It’s indeed impressive! Especially that rap in the middle, the rhythm is too good, I even feel that Li Tiezhu’s rap is better than all the raps of all the singers nowadays.”
Liu Wan Yun was pleased, “I’m very satisfied that you can recognise this ……”
Zhao Muye was dumbfounded, is it that great? I’m also a music professor, how come I didn’t realise it was that good? Of course, don’t raise any objections at this time, otherwise, she’ll beat up my baby girl.
East Ocean.
Yue Yupeng, who had just finished recording the programme, was watching the live broadcast with Qin Tao and Guo Dalin, and they were all turned over by the song.
Yue Yupeng: “What tune is this? It’s amazing!”
Qin Tao: “When we carried people up the mountain in our hometown, the carriers shouted the tune. I know it too!”
Guo Da Lin: “Really? Wishing someone a happy birthday with this tune? It’s really good.”
Yue Yupeng: “Turn around and ask Tiezhu, let’s learn this song and take it to the comedy ……”
Qin Tao: “It’s best to sing it to Guo Da Lin when he’s on stage with him.”
Guo Da Lin: “Am I still alive?”
Yue Yupeng applauded, “Okay, okay! This is fine, Tao Zi, you can sing it when you’re on the same stage as Grand Master Qian.”
Qin Tao nodded repeatedly, not knowing what to do, “I think so too.”
The scene of the programme.
Li Tiezhu and the singers and partners high-fived one by one, then returned to his seat and sat down, it was they who asked for high-fives, and Li Tiezhu was too embarrassed to refuse.
Liang Xiaobo below cried and laughed, but, for the sake of the show’s effect, it was nothing.
Hong Bo looked at the time and found that the propping up length was surprisingly smooth, and, he hadn’t used the Lust for Words technique, so he could see what a wise decision it was to ask a sand sculpture genius like Li Tiezhu to come.
“I thank you on behalf of Teacher Liang, Tie Zhu. Now back to the topic, the competition results are already in my hands. I would like to ask Teacher Han Hong, before, he said that the doors were closed and none were allowed to enter, just us seven. So, what now? Do you want Li Tiezhu to succeed or fail in his kick-off?”
The crowd collectively laughed, then looked curiously at Han Hong.
Han Hong also cried and laughed a little.
Wei Jia said, “Teacher Han Hong, the internet says that Li Tiezhu is your own son, are you trying to destroy your relatives today?”
A sentence of righteousness, once again, caused the crowd to laugh, and Li Tiezhu all laughed along with him.
Han Hong: “Li Tiezhu you laugh fart! It’s all because of you that I got slapped in the face. If it was anyone else, I would have just kicked him out of here.”
The singers started to coo, “Whoo…”
Han Bo said, “So you’re hoping that Li Tiezhu will succeed in his kick-off?”
Han Hong: “Of course, after all, his own child, moreover, is so talented and can sing birthday songs, how excellent, right?”
Sun Nan came directly: “Wish you a happy birthday oh ex-”
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Han Hong added, “But I don’t want anyone to be eliminated!”
Han Bo: “That’s impossible, there’s no best of both worlds, either Li Tiezhu kicks off and fails Li Tiezhu walks away, or Li Tiezhu kicks off and succeeds, and the seventh ranked singer is eliminated. In fact, when I saw the results of this competition, I was dumbfounded, really, I didn’t expect …… it at all It’s horrible!”
The crowd tensed up.
Sun Nan: “The kicker was successful?”
Hong Bo: “According to the custom, I should first take a sip of Thousand Years of Age Mountain, then say a few suspenseful words, before announcing a painless ranking word by word popping out. But I don’t want to do that this time, because, with this ranking, it’s too shocking.”
The singers are concentrating, and the partners are even more nervous, leaning their bodies forward.
Hong Bo: “The winner of this edition is Li Tie Zhu.”