“Call out to Buddha, turn back to no shore, kneel down a man as a teacher, life and death have nothing to do with ……”
The unique singing voice makes one’s scalp tingle.
The vast majority of the first time they hear this line of the song, the first thought is the helplessness and bravado of Wukong, contradictory yet stirring the soul.
It’s a line that no one else but the Fighting Buddha can enjoy.
Although they came to listen to the comedy, the audience in the theatre got quite high listening to the song, after all, it is hard for people who like comedy not to like Li Tiezhu. The reason is very simple, the jianghu is rumoured that Li Tiezhu is the strongest comedy group supernumerary, comedy variety show, comedy concert, comedy daily, countless.
Many people, just count on Li Tiezhu’s fun to live.
There are even rumours that Mr Guo is very, very, very keen to take Li Tiezhu as his disciple, but he can’t beat Furniture City God of Wushu, Cheng Dalong, because of his fat body and short hands.
Li Zijian, who was doing his hair, said: “These two lines, you can see the merit, not only the merit of writing songs, but also the merit of writing lyrics, singing skills are also online! It’s hard for a genius like this not to be popular!”
Shen Meng: “Brother Jian, I also think it sounds good, but isn’t just two lines too arbitrary?”
Li Zijian said, “Not arbitrary! If after listening to these two sentences, there are still people who cite Li Tiezhu’s music literacy as a problem, that would be arbitrary. Let me put it to you this way, it’s like when real martial arts experts fight, usually they don’t need to hurt each other, they just need to swing a few moves at each other, and then they can tell the winner from the loser.”
Shen Meng: “I don’t know martial arts.”
Li Zijian rolled a huge blank stare, “As if I would ……”
Summer bugs can’t talk about ice!
At this time, the live broadcast room was also lively, some people madly gave Li Tiezhu praise, and others began to make trouble, coming up with all sorts of tricky questions. After all, the annual Li Tiezhu & Qin Tao live broadcast feast, how can you not revel in it?
Li Tiezhu was also happy and said, “All these topics, I don’t feel friendly, are you guys expecting me to live or expect me to die?”
Qin Tao: “Don’t you live to make sh*t? What else is there to do?”
Li Tiezhu: “I still make you!”
Qin Tao: “Get lost!”
Li Tiezhu: “In this case, there are too many questions in the live broadcast, you choose it, choose a few for the comedy audience to choose. This will be fairer.”
Qin Tao looked at his mobile phone, “Then I’ll pick ah! I’ll pick three, and the live audience will tell me your answers in decibels at the end. I’ll point to the tricky ones to choose, the first sports car, the second high mountain, and the third …… onion.”
The live comedy audience, who are only interested in the world, yelled in unison, “Onion! Big onion ……”
Qin Tao are straight to cover his face: “You are afraid that my brother is not dead fast enough is it? If you have the patience to let my master sing big onion ah! Let me tell you, my master has a great skill, sticking onions in his nose ……”
“Phew!”
Backstage, Yu Qian nodded repeatedly, “Tsk!”
Teacher Guo also couldn’t help himself, “Senior, your disciple is getting the hang of it! He’s a good seedling, and with Li Tiezhu bringing him along, he definitely won’t be intimidated in this small arena in the future. Good!”
Yu Qian laughed so much that the corners of his mouth are cracked to the back of his head, not in vain I ran naked on the Bund back then, pretending to be reserved, “Horns you overpraise, he is still almost! Almost ……”
Li Tiezhu said: “Your nose inserted onion I believe, donkey teacher will be so petty? People’s nostrils directly inserted Guo Gangde! One side one!”
Qin Tao: “Ooh~”
Li Tiezhu: “Stick it horizontally!”
Qin Tao: “Huh~”
There were few who laughed their heads off at the scene, “Phew……”
Backstage, Teacher Guo was all confused and hurriedly ran his head: “I don’t have snot on my head, do I? Senior, your nostrils are huge!”
Yu Qian was also overjoyed, “Jiao’er, you’re delicate, I’m afraid that my nose hairs will stick to you.”
Teacher Guo: “Yah!”
Guo Dalin: “No wonder my dad’s skin is itchy lately.”
Yue Yupeng glared, “What’s the word? Arse. Itchy eyes? This has to pay attention to personal hygiene I tell you, master, he …… hey hey hey ……”
Guo Dalin kicked over, the two fought, Guo teacher sneaked up to make up two feet.
The old Guo does not mind the juniors to joke about the elders, after all, under high pressure there will not be vitality and vigour, but the joke is a joke, the beatings should be beaten or beaten.
After two kicks, Lao Guo was relieved and sat back in his chair, “Relieved.”
Yu Qian sat next to him and said, “It doesn’t itch, does it? Still itchy, corner, I will give you a pick ……”
Teacher Guo: “……”
On the stage, Qin Tao’s damn desire for survival exploded: “Don’t plug Teacher Guo, people are experts in …… what that you hurry up and sing it!”
Li Tiezhu: “Sing what? Sing Da Gangzi right?”
Qin Tao: “Big onion! Onion!”
Li Tiezhu: “Oh! Listen to …… Allah ah rubbing ah beeping la beeping, pulling the bar mile bang boing ang bang even bang wave, wow bar mile bar bar mile bar mile bar mile, bar mile beeping beeping beeping beeping mile su point point point bang wave ~.”
Qin Tao: “Huh?”
Live audience: “????”
Live audience:”？？？？？？”
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Qin Tao: “What are you singing? I report you dog!”
Li Tiezhu calmly said, “This is called ‘flinging onion song’, you guys don’t understand, when you have the opportunity to write it all out for you to listen to, you’ll …… understand even less.”
In any case, the melody was truly magical.
At least, the live audience and the audience in the live broadcast room didn’t dare to spit anything, after all, this tune really has the potential of a divine song to come. Especially, Li Tiezhu was another animal who was good at writing divine songs.
In everyone’s opinion, Li Tiezhu this …… should be the result of not writing good words, right? The tune is okay, so it is considered to be over the top.
Next question.
This time by the live audience to mention the topic, the audience in the live broadcast room to choose, the one with the highest number of replies will be selected.
Qin Tao inquired of this audience, “Huh? What? Wild dog? The second …… wildflower? The third …… play with mud?”
In the end, the audience in the live broadcast room chose to play with mud because this was the most sandy.
Li Tiezhu was also helpless and said, “Since you guys are asking questions sincerely, then I’ll answer you mercifully, listen up.”
Everyone pricked up their ears.
“How cold it is, I’m playing with mud in the Northeast, although the Northeast is not big, but I don’t have a home in the Northeast~”
Li Tiezhu smiled coolly, fight with me?
Laozi is a person with a system, I admit that I’m open, but, I don’t take the initiative to bully people.
Li Tiezhu this voice, all the people sang dumbfounded, the large theatre, a silence stunned, the online live audience are dumbfounded, the Northeast play mud?
Is this a serious song?
Damn! Why …… I actually feel a little good?
In the Good Voice break room, Han Hong laughed his head off, and the hairdresser was speechless as she said, “Too talented! This kid is too talented! I played with mud in the Northeast …… hahaha ……”
Li Zijian also couldn’t help himself, “See? Shen Meng, this is the genius I told you about. I don’t know how he does it, but he just manages to do it. I even suspect that his head is like a computer, storing all the inspiration he thinks of getting in his head and just pulling it out when he needs it! It’s terrifying! Of course, he should only be able to do that one or two lines, so if he’s going to make a finished song, it’s still going to take time.”
Shen Meng: “But that’s pretty impressive, right?”
Li Zijian: “Of course it’s awesome, usually when I have two or three lines of melody stored in my head I can’t wait to write them down, otherwise I’ll forget them in a couple of days.”
On the other side, Sun Nan’s face was gloomy, he finally knew that Li Tiezhu really didn’t rely on his capital to cheat, this one was really a genius.
But what can be done nowadays?
Apprehension, worry and anxiety plagued him.
Zhao Liya next door, however, tsked: “Silly column is really crazy! Obviously already relying on the official hand to suppress the opponent, why bother provoking …… at this time?”
Music partner Song Zhu’er said, “Because he’s naive and pure! Didn’t you ask us to raise him in that direction?”
Zhao Liya: “You guys are evil.”
Song Zhu’er laughed without saying anything, and said, “Even more evil is yet to come, the reverse reverse breeding plan has been initiated …… Rabbit Smash! Suffer death! Having been measured by my family’s pillar himself, you still want to run?
Isn’t that cuckolding my master? Resolutely not allowed!
Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao’s link “comic” is still continuing, the topic of one by one surfaced, each tricky to the extreme, but for the open Li Tiezhu, sprinkle water!
Next, the audience of those questions is even more tricky, the selection of the question is also not good intention.
The following is only an excerpt of the tricky questions, and is not exhaustive.
Title: Wooden Fish
Li Tiezhu: “Oh, the sun rises and sets, the good time passes by in a hurry, what are you knocking around, what are you knocking for, the water in the outside world is also sweet and the flowers are also red, life should be grasped when you want it~”
Title: Kiss
Li Tiezhu: “A kiss will steal a heart, a kiss will kill a person, an inch of kiss sense an inch of gold, a face of rugged travel ……”
Title: Poetry Fairy
Li Tiezhu: “If I can start over, I want to choose Li Bai, hundreds of years ago to do good or bad, not so many people guess ~”
Title: Slow
Li Tiezhu: “Once upon a time the day became slow, the car, the horse, the mail were all slow, a lifetime is only enough to love one person ……”
Title: Theatre
Li Tiezhu immediately took a section of the Kun District singing: “The people under the stage walked by, not seeing the old colours, the people on the stage sang, heartbreaking parting song~”
Title: None
Li Tiezhu smiled, came to a rock: “I used to ask endlessly, when you go with me, but you always laugh at me, nothing ……”.
When it came to the question of “nothing”, Li Tiezhu had already sung twenty-three instant songs, although each only two or three lines, but also enough to shock.
The professional singers, they were already dumbfounded, this is the song of genius!
Convinced! They must be convinced!
Those who listen to the comedy of the continuous applause, and even fooled Qin Tao to let him every time with Li Tiezhu line, do not worry about not a big shot.
Qin Tao said, “Rely on him? I might as well go home and raise pigs!”
At this time, Yue Yupeng suddenly walked onto the stage: “Hahaha …… nasty! Go! No uproar, I’ll just come and ask for a song with my pillar brother, I’m also the one who wants to be a singer.”
Li Tiezhu are close to turn off the live broadcast, because from the live broadcast of the good voice, only ten minutes.
He said, “What kind of singer are you going to be? Someone who can’t even step on the rhythm!”
Yue Yupeng grabbed Qin Tao’s mobile phone and sat on the stage with a butt: “I don’t care, I want it, people want it!”
Qin Tao: “Hehejia! So disgusting.”
Li Tiezhu can’t help it, this guy is the one who helped him in the beginning, this buddy must be recognised ah. He said, “Comprehensive your voice, I’ll give you a song, just a few lines, turn around and I’ll give you the full version, okay?”
Yue Yupeng immediately jumped up: “Hate …… that you sing, not good I can refuse to accept ah!”
Li Tiezhu: “Ah ~ five rings, you are more than four rings, ah ~ five rings, you are less than six rings …… That’s it ah! Next time I’ll give you the full version, I have to hang up, I still have to host “I am the singer”.”
Yue Yupeng rejoiced, “Go go go! Ahahahaha …… now brother is also someone with a hit song!”
Qin Tao: “Saying who doesn’t have the same, I still have Song of the Pig.”
Yue Yupeng: “That’s a likeness for you! I’m not the same, I’m eulogising the capital of the motherland’s big infrastructure development …… significance is not the same!”
The audience on stage: “Phew!!!”
Yue Yupeng froze: “They booed you.”
Qin Tao: “Brother! Do you want face?”
Yue Yupeng: “Don’t, what’s wrong? Am I proud?”