Yue Yupeng is as arrogant as ever, who made us the first brother of Yunde?
If this is put aside in the past, Qin Tao with him on the same stage simply can not catch, will be forced by him to the original form can not be.
But today’s Qin Tao “crazy”, went up and lifted the back of Yue Yupeng’s coat, looking towards his buttocks: “Shame on you, so what are you hiding? Yoho! Still quite big …… round and full, look at the face but the life of the rich and powerful.”
The audience roared with laughter, Yue Yupeng’s face is not round and big why! And buttocks are also similar.
Applause and stock noise resounded, was for Qin Tao who is not afraid of death.
Yue Yupeng caught off guard and jumped, pointing to his big round face: “Where to look? My face here!”
Qin Tao looked twice, regretted: “Oh! It’s here? Your face is still quite big and full, but there is a missing seam in the middle …… which is almost interesting!”
Yue Yupeng a little did not react, but the audience on the stage laughed like crazy.
Originally, the old Guo is to see the end of the live broadcast, worried about no Li Tiezhu after Qin Tao can not hold out alone, so sent Yue Yupeng out to overdo it, but also to support a Qin Tao. Worried about Qin Tao’s hard to accumulate confidence, was coaxed by the audience, who knew that Qin Tao surprisingly on the spot “anti-killing” Yue Yupeng.
Backstage, Mr Guo said: “Yue Yupeng was flabbergasted, rare! Qin Tao that child, better than I imagined, big Lin, good choice. ”
It turns out that Guo Dalin was chosen to partner with Qin Tao, who is not too old, and has changed partners several times but has not been fixed.
Guo Da Lin said: “That’s, Qin Tao just can not let go, private often Yue and I laughed to death. With this scene today, he will definitely get better and better in the future! How’s that? Dad! Are you still satisfied with my picking this Crown Princess?”
Grand Master Yu snaps, “At least this Empress is satisfied.”
Guo Gangde: “It’s not easy for Qin Tao to perform like this after only one year of learning comedy, it’s really not easy. Quite inspiring, what’s it called? The Prince Consort’s Promotion!”
Yu Qian: “What Crown Princess Plant? That thing can not dare to show …… offence!”
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Guo Da Lin straight cover his face: “Master …… you take it easy, don’t get caught in, at that time, I still have to the detention centre to learn comedy from you!”
Mr Guo: “Right! If I go to the detention centre to learn comedy, I won’t be able to see my lovely teacher’s wife.”
Yu Qian: “Are you dead or not? Are you such a father?”
Outside on the stage, Yue Yupeng saw Tao Zi’s god play today, and also stood behind the stage after the scuffle, giving Qin Tao a cameo as a comic relief, signalling for him to say a paragraph before wrapping up.
Qin Tao saw this and said, “Thank you very much my brother Yue, without him there would be no my master!”
Audience: “Phew~”
Yue Yupeng: “Hahaha …… so amazing? That Qian’er master should call me?”
Qin Tao: “Sun thief.”
“Go go go! Don’t you say without me there is no your master?”
“Without you coming to watch Li Tiezhu compete, wouldn’t my master not know about me? Then I wouldn’t have the chance to take him as my master. That’s the reasoning, isn’t it? Therefore, without you there would be no Master for me.”
“Oh, then without me there is still no your White Master’s wife.”
“My master’s wife’s surname is not white.”
“She’s white!”
“That’s not as white as your daughter-in-law, my sister-in-law is also good to me, guys, that’s Yue’s daughter-in-law. Tch! The first time I went to their house, Yue brother was on a business trip ……”
Yue Yupeng grabbed Qin Tao: “When was it?”
Qin Tao: “Sister-in-law did not tell you?”
Yue Yupeng: “……”
Audience: “Phew~”
Qin Tao: “Brother, don’t be angry, sister-in-law is especially good to me.”
Yue Yupeng bites his lower lip, aggrieved: “Well!”
Qin Tao’s hand gestured a circle, looked at Yue Yue, and enlarged the circle much more, “Once I entered, ooh! Good guy, so big!”
The audience understood for a second and laughed uproariously.
Yue Yu Peng: “What? You say it clearly!”
Qin Tao: “Pomelo ah! My sister-in-law peeled me a pomelo this big! What did you think it was?”
Audience: “Phew~”
Yue Yupeng: “Heh …… I thought it was a watermelon.”
Qin Tao: “You’re not pure! I won’t bother with you. In short, Yue brother helped me a lot, and today specially give me the comic relief, let me long confidence. So, thank you le! Also thank you young and old, today inserted a section of my brother Li Tiezhu’s live, did not stir up everyone’s excitement, right?”
The guys dahan: “No! Fun!”
Qin Tao: “That’s right, Li Tiezhu is fun to look at, a match for Brother Yue.”
Yue Yupeng: “Taozi you do not say, go, off the stage! Brother take you to buy a mirror, how adult, life has not looked in the mirror. Offended you all, our home circle door is not closed properly, let this bastard ran out to scare everyone.”
The audience applauded collectively, I have to say, this paragraph Qin Tao said really good, the audience bought it.
……
Unlike the joviality of the comedy special, inside and outside the stage of “I am the Singer”, they were all shocked, they didn’t pay attention to the laughs of Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao’s interactions, and there were even some singers who didn’t even laugh throughout the whole show, with an unusually serious expression, such as Li Zijian.
People in different fields have very different points of concern, in fact, not only Li Zijian and other singers in the programme, even other singers have been blown out by Li Tiezhu’s live broadcast, secretly holding their mobile phones to watch.
Of course, there are very few like Jay Stick who spoke directly and liked the show, most of them are just obscene peeping screens.
If everyone was in awe of Li Tiezhu’s genius before, then after this live broadcast, the peers felt that Li Tiezhu was a little too scary.
As professionals, they naturally knew that this kind of live broadcast and selection method couldn’t be faked, and to think of a melody and lyrics and sing them in just a few seconds was hardly something that could be done by anyone. Fortunately, each song only has two or three lines, if they were all complete, it would be too scary, perhaps Li Tiezhu had saved enough inspiration in the past?
There was only so much to think about.
Non-professionals only find it good to listen to, and feel that Li Tiezhu’s talent is quick, and do not feel fear.
For example, Shen Meng said, “All of Li Tiezhu’s live songs are quite good to listen to, it seems that Brother Jian didn’t blow him off.”
Li Zijian frowned, not in a wonderful mood.
It was like a martial arts master who had been in seclusion for thirty years practising diligently, and finally came out of the mountain after completing his divine work, only to meet a virtual bamboo who was carrying two armours of kung fu, and he was only in his teens, and said to you with a naive and nerdy smile on his face, “Fighting I know how to do it too.”
Li Zijian shook his head, “No! I still underestimated him too much before, his talent is too high, higher than Jay Stick. During the live broadcast, Li Tiezhu laughed at himself and said that his brain was stupid because he had stuffed too many songs, I believe it, the brain of a genius is different from normal people. The reason why Li Tiezhu is naive or even stupid in life should be that he keeps half of his brain running a music programme all the time.”
Shen Meng: “There’s such an operation? Really?”
Li Zijian laughed bitterly, “Sounds mystical doesn’t it? In fact, I’ve been there too, when I’m bursting with inspiration, my head has been designing melodies non-stop for those days, people around me say that I’ve eaten paper cups at that time, and sometimes I play with rag dolls or something, but it’s actually true, the brain is not enough to cope with normal life in that state.”
Shen Meng: “So cute! Li Tiezhu is like that too?”
Li Zijian: “I guess so, but I recovered after writing songs, he’s probably always in that state. And he’s not only writing songs but also scripts in this state, if he really has a low IQ, he can write songs, but I’m afraid it’s hard to create scripts. Go, go and congratulate Li Tiezhu.”
Saying that, Li Zijian brought Shen Meng to Li Tiezhu’s rest room, at this time, the rest room was already crowded with people, other singers and partners also came, Sun Nan was blowing Li Tiezhu there.
“You scared me to death, twenty-four original songs in one breath? How did you do that? It’s amazing! Tsk tsk ……”
“Uncle, I said I have a lot of songs in my head, just those few that fit the title.”
“That’s even scarier, how many more songs do you have?”
“Haven’t counted ……”
Li Zijian glanced at Shen Meng, meaning, am I right? Haven’t counted them, that’s awesome! Even taking a melody with only two or three lines to the point of not being able to count it, it was indeed a bit excessive.
This live broadcast crushed the rumour that Li Tiezhu couldn’t write songs, and also crushed the arrogance of many musicians who boasted of their creative genius.
Huang Liangling gave the rabbit hair band on her head to Li Tiezhu to wear and said: ”Fantastic, I super like every song you just played! I didn’t prepare any gift, so this is for you. Remember to write me a song!”
Li Tiezhu: “Thank you big sister!”
Everyone praised and encouraged some more, and then withdrew under Han Hong’s leadership, because, Li Tie Zhu was going to go on stage to host the programme.
Seventh rest room, Song Zhu’er and Zhao Liya did not go to Li Tiezhu’s rest room, the two are quietly eating self-heating hot pot again, they both for Li Tiezhu’s genius has long been seen, this time the live broadcast is also not too surprised, on the contrary, they feel that Li Tiezhu is a little stupid.
Zhao Liya said, “This two fools, obviously the CCTV is going to interview him, the interview in one breath to twenty-four songs, the influence is not stronger than the jitterbug live?”
Song Zhu’er nodded, “That’s it! But you also said that you want to raise Tie Zhu to be naive, so let him go.”
Li Tiezhu is on stage in the TV screen, then …… falls down.
Zhao Liya: “Pfft …… cough cough ……”
Song Zhu’er is also a joy, my hanzi is so cute.
Li Tiezhu climbed up, patted the microphone to look at the director below with a worried face and said, “Hong director don’t be afraid, the microphone didn’t fall.”
The audience roared with laughter, Hong director is worried about whether your brain has broken, right?
Li Tiezhu started hosting in a serious manner, “Hello audience, welcome to the eighth instalment of I am the Singer, which is aired by …… title.”
The audience is still laughing, there is a big brother who laughed so hard that he was almost offended.
Li Tiezhu was also speechless, isn’t it just a fall? Big brother, are you so serious? If you watch my concert, you are afraid that there is no way to walk out alive.
Li Tiezhu added: “The first singer is a singer that I respect very, very much, she has an unrivalled voice, as well as superior singing skills. Next, we invite this singer to bring us her competition song ‘Olive Tree’.”
After saying that, Li Tiezhu retreated to the host’s chair on the left side of the stage and sat down.
Han Hong appeared on stage, first to Li Tiezhu than a yeah, two fingers also bent twice, in fact, refers to Li Tiezhu head pink rabbit ears. This is also Zhao Liya and is the reason why the audience continued to burst into laughter, not much to do with the fall.
Li Tiezhu has no enlightenment, backhanded and returned a yeah: “Auntie go for it!”