Lu Yu: “Why would I want fish in my bathtub? A bathtub is a place to soak!”
Li Tiezhu: “Then why do we grow food in the yard, the yard is a place to live.”
Lu Yu: “But you all can’t afford to eat.”
Li Tiezhu: “Who told you we can’t afford to eat? We’re just poor and have no money to spend. If you have a tree that bears money, I’ll plant it not only in my yard, but also on my ancestors’ graves! Good luck!”
Lu Yu: “But I’ve heard that we couldn’t afford to eat before the land was parcelled out.”
Li Tiezhu: “I was born in 1998.”
Lu Yu: “Wow. ……”
Li Tiezhu: “Have you never been to the countryside?”
Lu Yu: “Yes, how do you know? Are your hygiene conditions in the countryside particularly poor? And don’t pay much attention to personal hygiene?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yes! We take a bath once a year, and every family keeps a dog, and when we take a bath we wet the dog and rub its back! Rubbing dead next year to raise again. Clothes are even more never washed, one can not afford to buy washing powder, the second is afraid that the washing machine is broken.”
Lu Yu: “Is that so? I don’t believe it!”
Li Tiezhu: “If you don’t believe me, why are you asking? Don’t ask questions about the countryside, you don’t understand! Look at you, you’re like a three-year-old asking his grandpa, “Can I eat a candy cane as big as your head? Grandpa can only say, eat, eat two! Because he knows that this grandson doesn’t understand anything and asks innocent and playful questions that grandpa doesn’t even bother to explain.”
Lu Yu: “Wow ……”
A burst of laughter from the audience came from the stage, Li Tiezhu was still as sharp as ever!
The simple and unadorned sharpness …… is unique.
Pop-up:
“That’s a lack of common sense on the part of the big-headed baby!”
“Li Tiezhu is only nineteen, how miserable could his childhood in the countryside be? No more than that, he can’t afford to eat.”
“Serious brother cursed!”
“Where did he curse? Isn’t it the truth?”
“Indeed, this grandson doesn’t know anything!”
“Whoever says Tie Zhu has a low IQ again, I’ll get angry with him!”
“Is this something a fool can say?”
“How can a person who can write so many classic songs be a fool?”
“Geniuses are always different.”
“Who the hell told me that a big head is smart? Look for yourself.”
“Lu Yu’s head feels bigger again.”
Li Tiezhu was not born so good at talking, in fact, he is still a stupid person, but there is a system ah! In Lu Yu’s question and attitude is obviously some “unfriendly” time, “mind damage skills” is automatically opened.
After Li Tiezhu’s sentence “Grandpa is too lazy to explain”, the scene once again fell into an awkward silence.
During the broadcast, the screen changed, and it was Lu Yu’s only son who stated: “I can see that Li Tiezhu will behave aggressively when the topic involves his miserable childhood! But, this just proves that it wasn’t easy for him, so even if he doesn’t speak very kindly sometimes, I try to choose to be tolerant. And, I try to find topics that make him confident and happy.”
Pop-up troll:
“What the f*ck is wrong with all of you stations?”
“There’s no one left to interpret this forcibly, Li Tiezhu has no problem.”
“Big Head is really fluffy.”
“This show turned out to be a comedy show ……”
“Just look at this host ah, no manners at all.”
“Especially the episode that interviewed Star Chow ……”
“Eh? Lu Yu > Star Chow > Li Tie Zhu > Lu Yu?”
“Mutual restraint!”
“Let’s see if Serious Brother can dislike Big Head this issue.”
In fact, the scene was cold for a long time, Lu Yu didn’t know what to say anymore, a little upset by the dislike and froze.
Li Tiezhu was oblivious, peeled another orange and ate it, a little sour.
The audience was so embarrassed.
The director of the scene held up several teleprompter boards to relieve Lu Yu.
By the time it was aired, the cold ones were all cut out, and Lu Yu smiled again and said, “You are the star I have interviewed with the shortest debut time. Usually I only interview the big names, the old artists and so on. Do you know why I want to interview you? It was me who personally named you.”
Li Tiezhu: “Is the programme’s ratings too bad? A lot of programmes have invited me because of this, I can pull up the ratings.”
Lu Yu: “Actually, the ratings aren’t bad.”
Li Tiezhu: “That means it’s not so good either, right?”
The audience began to applaud, well done.
Lu Yu: “It has nothing to do with the ratings, it’s just because you’ve been so great for over a year! In every way, that’s why you’re the most talked about character right now. I’ve done my homework and roughly divided it into four topic sections: music, variety, film and television, and life. Which section do you want to talk about first?”
Li Tiezhu thought about it, “Ask me? Didn’t you guys plan the programme well? Is it too rushed?”
Lu Yu laughed awkwardly, “It mainly depends on your interest, so let’s talk about music first. You accompanied a friend to the talent show in the first place and then won the championship yourself, what was your mood at that time?”
Li Tiezhu: “Your sentence has a language problem, was it the mood when I accompanied my friend to the talent show, or was it the mood when I won the championship?”
Lu Yu: “Tell me all about it.”
Li Tiezhu: “What I thought before the contest was, who sings for serious people? After winning the championship, I found …… really fragrant.”
Lu Yu: “How fragrant?”
Li Tiezhu: “Earned money, famous, have a girlfriend. These three points are likely to be unattainable for me for the rest of my life.”
Lu Yu: “Impossible, you are so talented, how could you not have a girlfriend? Didn’t you fall in love when you were in school?”
Li Tiezhu looked at Lu Yu with the eyes of a fool: “Where was the time? As soon as I got out of school, I went to move bricks, wouldn’t falling in love delay my work? Moreover, I always think that girls are very boring creatures, they cry when they move, talk strangely, and always want to rub your treats or something, it’s extremely annoying.”
Lu Yu: “What kind of girls are the most annoying?”
Li Tiezhu: “The most annoying kind of not talking properly, no matter what you say she either does not believe, or wow a bit, I’m not talking about you ah!”
Lu Yu: “Woohoo …… that …… as far as I know, you didn’t show any musical talent during middle school, and you didn’t even have much contact with it. Then how did you write so much original music during the competition?”
Li Tiezhu pointed to his brain, “Copied! All copied the songs from here, and at first, I didn’t know how to use five line music so I used simple sheet music, and because it was absolute sound sense, I was able to copy it basically accurately.”
Lu Yu: “Really? I don’t believe it! Where do you have so many songs in your head?”
Li Tiezhu: “I won’t explain.”
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This grandson does not understand anything, and grandpa is too lazy to explain.
Lu Yu: “After you were eliminated from The Voice last year, you sang the famous Royal Engine series in the live broadcast of Shake, were you very angry at that time?”
Li Tiezhu said, “It’s okay! I know what you really want to ask, do you want to know if Yehnela and Wang Feng eliminated me on purpose?”
Lu Yu: “I didn’t say that, but you can talk if you want to.”
Obscene!
Li Tiezhu didn’t care, “It’s been clear for a long time, they did eliminate me for their own interests, there’s nothing to avoid, and Teacher Wang Feng admitted it later, he’s quite frank. So, I responded with a live comedy show, and the song ‘Royal Engine’, and ended up killing my way back from the resurrection rounds and eventually taking the title. If it was me who was eliminated due to my lack of strength, I would have no complaints, but if someone tries to bully me, I will definitely retaliate back!”
Lu Yu: “You mean revenge? Not words that are on the neutral side like responding or fighting back?”
Li Tiezhu: “Why do I need neutral words? People give me a punch, I slap back, this is called a response. People give me a punch, I return his ten punches, this is called retaliation! And, as we all know, I’m a person who doesn’t hold grudges, and any grudges are reported on the spot.”
Lu Yu: “Wow…… But, Chinese civilisation is about loving peace and harmony, aren’t you afraid that this will have a bad effect on your fans?”
Li Tiezhu: “Love of peace is right, but the real connotation you should be misunderstood.”
“Oh?”
“Crossing the Yalu River is a love of peace, and hosting the 18 POW Olympics is even more of a love of peace. But cowering inside the national borders and getting beaten up is not peace loving! If my fan is bullied and still holds his tongue, I will look down on him because he has not earned dignity for himself. In the face of bullying, you can lose, but you can’t admit defeat.”
Snapped ……
The audience applauded enthusiastically, and there were people shouting.
Li Tiezhu is on fire, and the big head is in danger!
Lu Yu asked again: ”Your first album sales broke the record, and the recently released new album weekly sales broke your own record last year, so it can be said that you are the hottest singer in the Chinese music industry now. So, what do you think of your music quality? If ten points, how many points do you give yourself?”
Li Tiezhu: “If it’s purely from a professional perspective, three points, no more.”
Lu Yu: “You don’t even have a passing grade of six? But you’re so hot.”
Li Tie Zhu: “So what if I’m hot? Nowadays, there are many people in the music industry with one or two points, and they’re still hot! Deer Hani is hot, right? It’s just a little better than me, four points tops the sky. Nine points, ten points also have, silent, if ‘Legend’ is not sung by the diva fire, Li Zijian is not so red now.”
Lu Yu: “You named Deer Hani in front of the whole country, not afraid that he is not happy?”
Li Tiezhu: “Your TV station can’t watch it domestically, besides, he can’t beat me …… We are quite close. I take him to say something, is to say, most of the singers in the music industry are not too professional, the real professional either in the subconscious music, or behind the scenes.”
Ruyu: “Is that healthy? No one knows about the professional ones, but the non-professional ones hit it big.”
Li Tiezhu: “I can’t say it’s healthy, but it’s normal. Everyone has the misconception that the Chinese music scene is an artistic circle, but it’s not. The symphony, the piano world ah these are professional, the Chinese music scene is not, at least not pop music, it’s a business circle. Pop music is a commodity!”
Lu Yu: “Wow …… is it? I don’t believe it!”
These truths, Li Tiezhu has long been understood, Zhang Xiaomeng, Leng Ba, Song Zhu’er and others are utilitarian personality, not at all this circle as the art circle, is to make money circle.
In the past, Li Tiezhu firstly did not have the opportunity to express, and secondly did not have the passive skills to add to the speech.
Li Tiezhu: “Just like your programme, it is a commodity, not a work of art, at best it is an art commodity. So, you need airplay, you need advertising implants, otherwise you lose money, and if you lose money, you won’t do this show. And, the great thing about commodities is that they may not be the most professional, but they are the most popular with consumers. For example, you are the host of this programme, not someone else who is more professional and more articulate, because you have your characteristics that impress the consumer.”
Ruyu: “Are you saying I’m not professional?”
Li Tiezhu: “Yeah.”
Lu Yu: “……”