For a time, Lu Yu was a little flustered, the first time she met one who said she was unprofessional to her face. Say angry, indeed angry, but Li Tiezhu himself has given himself three points, said you are not too professional does not seem to denigrate the meaning.
Because, Li Tiezhu’s eyes are extraordinarily sincere, as if it is as sincere as saying you have a big head.
The live audience couldn’t help but laugh, and the pop-up screen got even higher:
“Li Tiezhu, heroes see the same thing!”
“Reasoning Serious Brother is really real.”
“His positioning of himself is really low, so he never plays big names yet.”
“The music scene is not an art circle, it’s so spot on.”
“So the guy who labelled himself Royal Music is still in the pop scene at the end of the day.”
“Really ironic.”
“The big hitters like Li Tiezhu also admit to a lack of professional ability, while some consider themselves masters of their art ……”
“What is the surname of the Chinese music scene?”
“Surname Life?”
“Bah, LSP!”
Lu Yu: “So what kind of host do you call a professional?”
Li Tiezhu: “I’m not a host, how would I know?”
Lu Yu: “Then do you think you are a professional singer?”
Li Tiezhu: “Of course not! I’m just a singer, put before I was an opera singer, supporting myself with a few handfuls of work. I’m just lucky to have written a few good songs that people happen to like to listen to, that’s all. The real singer, should be Teng Geer, Mao Min, Han Hong teacher, their professional skills and attainments, really not the general singing can be compared, this gap, than you and Zhao Xiangzhong. My kind is like a blacksmith, playing a sickle hoe, selling quite well, while they are master sword makers.”
Lu Yu: “That is to say, you and I are in a class of our own, we are the ones who bring entertainment to the audience, they are on a higher level, bringing true art.”
Thinking like this, Lu Yu was not so angry, it would be nice to be more fiery and less professional.
Li Tiezhu said, “Obviously, we are a class of people, that is, the kind that has an audience, do not need too good professional ability, can also come out good.”
Lu Yu nodded deeply, “That’s right, I’m just carrying my own aura.
Li Tiezhu added, “Most of all, our kind of foundation is too poor to turn into real professionals in our lifetime.”
Lu Yu choked, “……”
I don’t have a poor foundation! I have learnt it, unlike you.
Li Tiezhu was oblivious and said, “So, what I can do is to write more songs, which I don’t necessarily sing myself, and it might be better to give them to better people.”
Lu Yu: “But, they all say you are a genius, if you work hard, you should be able to reach the level of top singers, right?”
Li Tie Zhu: “There is absolutely no such possibility! My ‘talent’ is limited to writing songs, singing is far from it. Moreover, I personally don’t like music that much, just because of making money so …… later, I will also develop towards film and television and variety arts, and my energy is also limited. After all, a person who isn’t truly beloved can’t become a top master.”
Lu Yu: “This sentence of yours is a harm to the entire music scene, you know? You just, don’t really like it, write songs to make money, and then you swept through the music scene, crushing all those singers to the point where they can’t lift their heads, is that appropriate?”
Li Tiezhu: “So, in the future, I’ll divide my energy into variety and film and television ah, if I go all out to write songs and sing, isn’t that more bullying?”
Lu Yu: “Erm ……”
Li Tiezhu added another cut, “I don’t like to be bullied, and I don’t like to bully others.”
Mad!
Lu Yu could only say, “Wow~”
She felt as if she was stabbed in the heart, how can someone pretend to be on my show without limits? Yet! What he seemed to be saying was also true.
A year and a half after his debut, two albums, dozens of songs swept through the entire music scene, a long period of multiple songs brutally dominating the charts, pressuring the old and newcomers in the music scene, so many newcomers were abused and cried.
It can be said that Li Tiezhu debut is the peak, nearly invincible.
Li Tiezhu: “My music expertise is actually not very good, and you seem to be unable to talk about it, change the topic.”
Lu Yu: “Okay, let’s talk about variety arts. A lot of singers or stars, are not much on variety arts, why are you the opposite? According to the programme team’s statistics, the various variety shows you’ve appeared on, including Super Voice and I Am The Singer, over the past one and a half years, there have been more than fifty episodes in total. Do you know what concept? That is to say, on average, you’ve had a variety show every ten days. Why is that?”
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, “If I didn’t have a variety show, I wouldn’t be here today.”
Lu Yu: “Huh? What do you mean?”
Li Tiezhu: “Why do I appear on variety shows so often, it’s not because you guys invite me? Why did you invite me and not others? You guys know better than me, right?”
Lu Yu: “Because you’re popular, because you have a gimmick that can increase the ratings and the effect of the programme?”
Li Tiezhu: “Then why did you invite me?”
Lu Yu: “Because the viewers want to see it, they have been looking forward to you coming for a long time, always leaving me messages ……”
Li Tiezhu: “That’s right! The audience is the master, they love to watch.”
Lu Yu: “However, there are many stars that the audience also love to watch, but how can they not be invited ah, spend money can not be invited, they are busy to improve professionalism and preparation of works and so on, you do not have trouble in this regard?”
Li Tiezhu: “Not at all, because I’m not professional at anything, but I’m the most professional at variety arts. Because I’m good at making things happen. In the good voice fire up, the beginning is not because of the song, but because Qin Tao and I did something stupid.”
Lu Yu: “So did you do all this on purpose? For the sake of being popular.”
Li Tiezhu: “No way, it’s just a coincidence, we didn’t know the camera was secretly filming us. Teacher Guo said that he really wanted to take me as a disciple, and Teacher Yu Qian also said that Qin Tao and I were born with a funny temperament, so I would have been a professional on variety.”
Lu Yu: “So can you make the live audience laugh in one sentence?”
Li Tiezhu: “This request of yours, naive with a little playfulness, can! All give me a laugh, Lu Yu wants to watch!”
This stupid grandson wants to head that big laugh!
The audience instantly laughed, the spontaneous kind, even the director’s crew was happy.
Lu Yu was a bit confused, “Eh? Really! Why are you so good.”
After chatting about variety arts, Lu Yu started talking about film and television again, and Li Tiezhu steel headbutt was never soft.
“I’ll go if they ask me to act, what are you afraid of? Real actors can’t act. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ABCDEFG……”
“What does five billion dollars have to do with me? Except for that rabbit, those two films are all rubbing it in. Hey, it’s just for fun!”
“Master Star did ask me to be the male lead in a new film. Why me? You ask him.”
“What’s the pressure to make your own drama? There’s no pressure.”
“Penguin Pictures did help me a lot, but they didn’t have any other options! You say a multiple choice question that asks you to choose A, A, or A, what do you choose?”
“The Best Newcomer Award is an encouragement, not so much a spur, who shoots a film with the aim of getting an award? Who wants to win awards in film making? Of course, they want to make money at the box office first!”
“You’re saying I can’t act? If I can act, why did I go to Nortel? The tuition is still so expensive.”
The film and television chat was soon over, because Lu Yu was disliked in every sentence, he couldn’t think of any more tricky questions, so the topic jumped back to life.
Lu Yu was instantly sharp again, “Were you beaten as a child?”
Li Tiezhu: “Beaten ah, often bullied.”
“I mean, did your parents beat you?”
“No, my parents can’t afford to beat me, because I’ve been bullied enough outside.”
“Wow …… I envy you.”
“Huh? You envy me for getting beat up when I was a kid? You weren’t beaten up? As a rule …… shouldn’t be!”
“I mean your parents didn’t beat you. Can you kill pigs then?”
“Will.”
“Did you eat a lot of meat when you were a kid? I see you’re so sturdy.”
“Not often.”
“Why? Doesn’t the meat taste good?”
“No, it’s to protect the animals, and they only live once.”
“Erm …… but you still kill pigs! And isn’t it supposed to be because you were poor as a child and couldn’t afford meat?”
“Heh! You still know that.”
The audience applauded again, really, this host just couldn’t be spoilt, or else she could ask questions that made you doubt your life. Luckily, Serious Brother’s answers were always so crooked that he didn’t give her any room to manoeuvre.
The pop-ups also gave Li Tiezhu kudos:
“God damn question, isn’t the meat good?”
“Is this a question asked by a human being?”
“I used to get beat up when I was a kid. Wow, I envy you.”
“This brain circuit of Lu Yu is too problematic.”
“Good job Li Tiezhu!”
Lu Yu added, “The time when your mother passed away should have been the hardest time, right? How did you survive it? An ordinary person would have collapsed long ago, right?”
Li Tiezhu: “It was quite difficult, but you can’t go to hell? Then you can only live.”
Lu Yu: “Your mother should be very happy if she knows what you have achieved today, right?”
Li Tiezhu thought, “Why wouldn’t she be happy? Is she going to cry?
Lu Yu: “It’s possible to cry, right? Tears of joy!”
Li Tiezhu, my mum doesn’t have that much sh*t to do, if she were alive she’d be so happy every day.
Lu Yu did not give Li Tiezhu the opportunity to speak, looked at the camera and concluded, “I believe that the sum of happiness and sadness in a person’s life is the same, and how much pain you have experienced, how much joy you can reap.”
Li Tiezhu couldn’t hold back, “You are too naive, your head is so big, think of the problem so simple?”
Lu Yu: “Am I wrong?”
Li Tiezhu said, “You just haven’t been beaten by life, some people only have sorrow.”
Lu Yu: “Is that so? I don’t believe it!”
Li Tiezhu: “You love to believe it or not!”
The audience starts to applaud again, what a love believe it or not, I hope every time Lu Yu says this in the future, the guest replies like this.
Lu Yu had to change the topic again, a sensitive topic, “You and Song Zhu’er first met on a programme, right? Was it love at first sight? You hadn’t graduated at that time, is that considered early love?”
Li Tiezhu seriously thought about how to answer, not to teach the little children.
Lu Yu directly concluded, “Thus, the most unexpected romance of this century appeared, and the world’s eyes and rules did not bind their good feelings for each other …… They were attracted to each other, crossed all the difficulties and dangers, and finally came together.”
Li Tiezhu tilted his head, puzzled: How the hell did I not know there were hardships and dangers? Have I lost my memory? Isn’t it the kind of let’s fall in love, okay, so it became that simple mode?
Lu Yu: “Have you ever thought about getting married? Will Song Zhu’er have children?”
Li Tiezhu: “If it’s not infertility, as a woman, Zhu’er should have that!”
What the hell are you asking?
She can still sit firmly in the host position of this programme until now, also …… a little something!