Probably the most distinctive thing about Lu Yu is her attention span, always paying attention in the most sandy places: “Why did you say infertility? Is it because any of you have a history of it in your ancestry? Worried about heredity?”
Li Tiezhu: “I think infertility shouldn’t be hereditary.”
“Is it? I don’t believe it.”
“You love to believe it or not, infertility can’t even give birth to a child, and it’s still hereditary?”
“Oh! That’s right! You’re so smart!”
“I say sis, did you grow such a big head for fun? I’m a known fool, and I have to help you intellectually when I come to your show. I’m not rich either! God sprinkled wisdom all over the earth, but gave you an umbrella!”
Lu Yu suddenly laughed: “Hahahaha …… I found that you are so funny oh, you answer all the questions so seriously, I ask not so serious.”
Li Tiezhu: “Shouldn’t it be? Took the money to be on the show, of course I have to answer seriously. You don’t ask questions seriously?”
Lu Yu: “Actually, I’m lost in thought so much of the time eh, so I keep asking strange questions, sometimes I laugh at myself when I’m watching the programme.”
Li Tiezhu: “Do you think you have humour?”
Lu Yu: “Right? Everyone says so.”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
Suddenly feeling a burst of weakness, Li Tiezhu was a bit confused, what kind of play hi(stuff) is this?
The director also noticed, and hurriedly raised the card to pause, proposing that everyone take a break and go to the bathroom to shush.
Li Tiezhu saw a staff member help Lu Yu to the backstage, he was also invited over.
Then, he saw Lu Yu drinking glucose and honey water there.
A small director said to Li Tiezhu, “She has anorexia, so she is prone to hypoglycaemia if she hosts for too long ……”
Li Tiezhu then realised that it was true that she was often distracted.
However, anorexia?
I am afraid that the food in your TV station is not too bad, right? If I were to be a chef, I could raise her as Han Hong.
After a few minutes, Lu Yu slowed down and said to Li Tiezhu: “Sorry ah! I actually don’t have a big head, it’s just that my body is too skinny and weak ……”
Li Tiezhu: “It’s okay, you are indeed too thin, you need to eat more delicious food, however, a big head has nothing to do with the body. Your head is indeed big! Have you measured the circumference of your head?”
It’s just so geng!
Lu Yu: “Erm …… let’s just get on with the recording.”
The midway break bit, of course, gets pinched off, so it looks like a seamless transition when the show airs.
So, the viewers wouldn’t be able to resist popping up and spitting:
“This host’s questions are too jumpy, aren’t they?”
“There’s no relevance at all.”
“Just now he was infertile, and now he’s suddenly having a baby.”
“Li Tiezhu is really top, he dares to say anything.”
Originally, after Lu Yu returned, he asked Li Tiezhu: “I heard that your father is going to have a baby?”
Li Tiezhu: “My dad is a man, can not give birth to a child, is his new wife to have a child.”
Lu Yu: “All the same, male or female?”
Li Tiezhu of course know is a boy, the town go relations check, of course, know men and women, but this can say? Of course not! Breaking the law it.
Li Tiezhu is stupid, not stupid.
He said, “It’s not born yet, how do I know if it’s a boy or a girl?”
Lu Yu: “Ah? Don’t know?”
Li Tiezhu: “……”
I can’t even tell you if I know! Do you want to die? Zhang Xiaomeng and Song Zhu’er but specifically instructed that this matter can not be said. Song Zhu’er described it this way, even if you admit that you have a cat named Leng Ba, you can not admit that your brother is a man.
Very puzzling, but, always makes sense, right?
Lu Yu: “Then how come you let your father remarry? What were you thinking?”
Li Tiezhu: “What? Let him die alone?”
Lu Yu: “Why would you want to remarry again?”
Li Tiezhu righteously said, “Respond to the call of the country! Actively engage in the cause of the second child and contribute to the rejuvenation of the motherland’s population.”
Lu Yu: “Wow~”
Li Tiezhu: “Are you married? Have you given birth to a child?”
Lu Yu: “No.”
Li Tiezhu: “Then you are dragging the entire Chinese nation down! In the future, when aging is serious and the labour force is insufficient, it will be entirely due to the inaction of you people!”
Lu Yu was disliked and got a little hypoglycaemic again, “Then …… how many children will you have with Song Zhu’er in the future?”
Li Tiezhu: “I have money, I’m not afraid of fines, I want to give birth to several.”
Lu Yu suddenly brain pumping: “You this is the woman as a reproductive machine? This is male chauvinism, unfair.”
Li Tiezhu saw that the director below had already raised the sign “Don’t pull the female fist”, he smiled and said: “Auntie, I’ll invite you to eat fish with me sometime.”
Lu Yu: “Why?”
Li Tiezhu: “I see you’re quite good at picking holes.”
This issue of “Lu Yu has a date” is not too cordial, the two have some times pinpoints, but the pinpoints in the end are harder than the wheat, Li Tiezhu never let people down. Still, at long last, the two had some chatty moments.
So, at the urging of the director’s team, Lu Yu also asked two more painless questions.
Lu Yu: “Aren’t you afraid of flopping when you make a TV series with a military-type theme like Soldier’s Assault? No one will watch it or anything. ……”
Li Tiezhu: “There are a lot of creamy youngsters, fresh meat and even old fresh meat on the market again, but in fact are they really that cute? I don’t think so! Personally, I firmly believe that Chinese men prefer hard men with strong bones, and it doesn’t matter if they are ugly.”
Lu Yu: “What if your film fails?”
Li Tiezhu: “If no one watches this play, who will patrol the border for China? If no one watches the play, it’s not me who loses, it’s us.”
This we, is the whole nation, the country.
Lu Yu doesn’t understand: “It’s okay for you to lose, the penguins support you so much, you can come back again if you flop.”
Li Tiezhu laughed: “One more time, I’m afraid it’s another hundred years to start.”
Lu Yu: “Ah????”
Li Tiezhu didn’t explain, and then Lu Yu casually asked a few more questions, and the programme ended.
But …… she seemed a bit unwilling.
The pop up screen directly opened the spray:
“Yoho! The small kind is still not too convinced ah?”
“Serious brother can dislike her to death.”
“That last question about male and female fists is really kind of disgusting.”
“The population problem has become so serious, and you’re still pretending ……”
“Lu Yu is still good, but the mistake is that he met Li Tiezhu.”
“No matter what, Li Tiezhu played godly.”
“What Brother Serious said today is all the truth!”
“The music world is a business circle, tsk tsk ……”
“We lost, this one we’re heavy!”
“Big head still said big deal, tsk …… what kind of host is this?”
“It’s a man who understands, right?”
“One hundred years round, next time I’m afraid there won’t be such a good chance.”
“Falling down is a death, and people aren’t fools who would give you another chance?”
“Lu Yu’s bag is nice, is it LV? I’ll ask my boyfriend to buy me one too.”
“How did Li Tiezhu become famous? It’s all because my Xiao Battle backed him up.”
“How can he be a star if he’s so ugly?”
“Anyone watching military subjects? My brothers have so many dramas waiting for me to pamper them ……”
“Watch it?”
“Saw it!”
“Right! There’s no next chance.”
Li Tiezhu didn’t know how much of a reaction he could cause by appearing on a programme this time, in fact, he only regarded this as a “walk in the park”. However, this programme was on fire, and even bombed.
Of course, this is a few days later, public opinion once again pushed Li Tiezhu to the peak.
Probably divided into two factions, both factions are the ultimate boredom of the crowd, a group of fashionable high-end petty women, a group of Louboutin failed working men.
Girls with exquisite make-up were posting selfies in Starbucks, mocking Li Tiezhu’s attempt to make a military-themed sand sculpture TV series, which was doomed to failure.
The other group of men in various uniforms were in a ten dollar fast food restaurant, hotly discussing how Li Tiezhu’s new drama would go against the odds.
The two sides originally didn’t intersect, but someone purposely brought together the photos and remarks from both sides, and in the end, a huge impact was formed.
That night, the internet scolding began.
Some people said that the consumers in a ten-dollar fast food restaurant were always men, while the Starbucks was filled with nothing but women who were picking up women. Others said, you can’t even afford to go to Starbucks, you don’t have the right to mate, you don’t have the qualifications to pick up chicks, and the bottom of the human race doesn’t deserve to have offspring. Others say, this Starbucks bar, he is instant coffee, drink this can drink out of the upscale feeling of people, but also really cheap.
Wang Dashao is one of the people who support Li Tiezhu, and that night he sent a short paragraph on Weibo:
“Starbucks? You can drink that sh*t? I’d damn well rather eat stinky tofu and suck on sad cold noodles than drink Starbucks! That’s coffee blasphemy! Only people who couldn’t afford the finest coffee would go to a place like that to find a so-called sense of superiority. A true aristocrat will never turn a blind eye to roadside barbecue because …… it’s really thief gil delicious!”
Matching image:
Wang Dashao with Lin Mou, and a group of netizens eating roasted lamb loin at a roadside stall.
Then, also @Li Tiezhu, I know you’re being targeted by the scarf, you don’t have a scarf number, I just want to circle you a bit, cheers! Good luck with the new drama! On the other hand, no money to find me.
Who knows that after Li Tiezhu built the studio, the studio had no choice but to get a scarf number, just didn’t send anything. After all, it really is compelled, not really want to come to the neck.
At this time, taking the opportunity to respond to the force of Wang Dazhao, Li Tiezhu scarf by the way:
In the last few days, “Soldier Assault” started shooting, we do not need Wang Dashao’s money. Bandit soldier A B C D is still missing actors, do you come?
Wang Dashao immediately replied:
I’ll come! Plus Lin Dog. Two characters, as many shots as possible, and it’s best if you can have lines.
Lin’s scarf:
Wang Da Shao has no acting skills, don’t let him act. I’ll do it. Brother Joo will cover me, just like in Infinite Challenge.
Li Tiezhu Scarf:
You’re a bandit soldier. I must shoot you down unconditionally.
Xiao Battle Scarf:
Buddy, what do you think of me? Wouldn’t it be too cool to play a bandit soldier?
Li Tiezhu:
Get lost! Go shoot your costume drama.
Yue Yupeng:
Brother, can a guy like me make a cameo? And Qin Tao.
Li Tiezhu Scarf:
In this drama, there are no animal actors, so rest in peace.
Song Zhu’er:
Hubby! Can I act? I heard from Archer that there’s a close-up of a female character in it, the kind that looks back and smiles. I think I’m perfect for it.
Li Tiezhu:
Get lost, you’re not worthy.
Leng Ba:
Congratulations on the opening of the old wave bib.
Li Tiezhu:
They invited me to open it, otherwise the state said they excluded dissidents to control public opinion.
That’s right. Li Tiezhu was honest.
The scarf official has not dared to shield Li Tiezhu, because this is because it was rectified before, the clip always had to come to Zhang Xiaomeng to open the scarf.
In short, this thing it, but also a little long, almost a week time it.
Anyway, the whole network knows that Li Tiezhu is going to shoot a new TV series, or a military theme of cold TV series, the name is also very mino, called “Soldier Assault”.
On the 7th of February.
A week has passed since the start of Soldier’s Assault.
Li Tiezhu stood in the mountainous village, still a little melancholy, this mountain village is a little like his hometown, but too “rich” a little bit, every family is hanging full of grains and peppers, which is a little too much. After all,……, in Xichuan, the grains and peppers will not be stored like this, and, qualified to hang under the eaves, only two kinds of sacred products – bacon and sausages.
The original plan to finish the scene on 10 February was finished three days ahead of schedule, and the producer Taohong said that the quality was very high!
This was a very high rating, knowing that this aunt had acted in quite a few good TV dramas and films before, and later even became a film producer, her control over the quality of the film was absolutely nothing to write home about.
That’s right, when Li Tiezhu first invited Auntie Taohong to be the producer of the film Lost in Transit, she had doubts, so Li Tiezhu tricked her into Soldier’s Raid.
Beautiful name: so that you can see my calibre in advance.
She came, but Duan Yihong hasn’t come yet.
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“It’s all shot, right?”
“Yes.”
“Where’s the recording?”
“The filming breaks are also recorded, just missing the soundtrack, your music team also sent it over, it’s being edited and synthesised now. Tie Zhu, don’t be nervous!”
“Auntie, can you not be nervous? This is the first play I’ve actually directed! I’m afraid of losing face.”
“I see you’re quite capable, you’ve got it all straight when it comes to whether a shot is right or not, and where it’s wrong.”
“This …… anyway, the finished film does not come out, I have no bottom in my heart.”
“Okay! This film, surely the ratings are not low. The plot, acting, and camerawork …… are all at a high level!”
“Is that so? Thank you Auntie.”
“Thank me for what? I just manage the money and quality, you and Sun Hip Hip’s credit, that little fatty has a hand in photography! He can make a film. Hey! He designed all the shots in this show? It looks much better than your script!”
“Right? I’m lucky to have met a good guy.”
“Nonsense! The bad guys I met are not few, they were all trampled to death by you, haha ……”
Taohong laughed extraordinarily bright, after all, by Li Tiezhu trampled to death, she also knows, when also bullish, royal descendants, bah!
Li Tiezhu was slightly coy: “Do we really want to broadcast while filming? I’m a bit weak!”
Taohong said, “What’s false? Broadcasting while filming is the best recognition for a drama, can ordinary dramas get this treatment? Besides, you’re good at acting and filming, so what are you afraid of?”
Li Tiezhu twisted his fingers, “I’m still afraid! It’s my first time to be the lead actor.”
Taohong: “Where? You were one of the lead actors in ‘The God of Medicine’, and even though you won the Best Supporting Actor award, you were the main character in the story. How many scenes did you steal from Xu Guangtou? He had a good chance to secretly complain to me about it, saying that you don’t talk about martial arts ……”
Li Tiezhu: “I speak of martial virtues ah, he wants to fight with me?”
Taohong: “Poof …… I would like to see, he does not dare ah! Don’t joke, you this drama, boldly on the ground! Auntie I give you a pocket!”
Li Tiezhu: “Only two episodes ……”
Taohong: “On! Two episodes are enough. Keep you a big hit!”
Li Tiezhu smiled, “Hey! Listen to Auntie, ‘Soldier Assault’ is all about assault! CCTV, Mango, Dongfang, Jiangnan, Penguin, four TV stations and one network platform, on at the same time!”